Episode 7 Gigglebiz


Episode 7

Sketch show. Wiggyville's favourite and most useless superhero, Captain Adorable, offers a helping hand to the local brass band. Also with Arthur Sleep and the Gigglekids.


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# Na-na, na-na Na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na Na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na Here we go!

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# Ho-ho! #

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'Coming up on Gigglebiz - Packed Lunch Pete!

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'The Berito Brothers!

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'Captain Adorable!

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'Gail Force!

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'And Rapids Johnson!'

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Hello. I'm Rapids Johnson,

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out in the wilds on the trail of the Madagascan monkey.

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Now, these creatures are extremely shy,

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and they avoid all contact with people.

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So we have to be EXTRA careful. Yeah.

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And remember - keep 'em peeled.

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Monkey!

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Monkey, monkey...

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Hello? Monkey?

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Can you hear me? Monkey!

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FIZZING

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Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson -

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still on the trail of the Madagascan monkey.

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Now, I've got a tracking device here which will tell me how to find one.

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Let's just tell it to find a Madagascan monkey... There.

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BLEEPING Extraordinary!

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It's telling me that there's one right behind me -

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and it's been there all the time!

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Let's see if we can see it, shall we?

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BLEEPING

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Hang on... There's nothing there!

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Well, it says here it's still behind me. Let's take another look.

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BLEEPING What's going on?

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I can't seem to... see one...anywhere!

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Oh... I think this machine is slightly broken.

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Well... Ha-ha.

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I'm feeling a little dizzy, and...

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I think it must be cos of all this jungle air, so...remember,

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keep 'em peeled!

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DRUM ROLL

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-DRAMATIC FANFARE

-Hey!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS

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Hey-up!

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-Hey!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hey.

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Hey!

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'And now it's time for your giggles!'

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What do you call a donkey with three legs?

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'I don't know!'

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A wonkey!

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'Ah! Ha-ha-ha, that's a good one!

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'Ha-ha-ha-ha!'

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Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson,

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still on the trail of the Madagascan monkey.

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Now, I've been tracking all day,

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and I'm feeling pretty hungry.

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But fortunately, I've got some food here

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in my rucksack. Mmmm!

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Wonder what we've got today?

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A-ha! Here we go.

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It's a beautiful, delicious banana. Just right to hit the spot. Mmm...

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Mmm! Delicious.

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And remember -

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keep 'em peeled!

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Oh, you're definitely my favourite type of animal, horsey.

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Would you like some sugar lumps?

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-DOORBELL RINGS

-A customer!

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Don't worry. I won't sell you. You're not for sale!

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I'll sort this out.

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-Hello!

-Hello. I was hoping to buy a horse.

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-Do you know where I can find one?

-No. Not at all.

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-NEIGHING

-Was that a horse?

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-Er...what?

-Just then. A horse.

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NEIGHING

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No. That was me. Saying "No". I sometimes say it in a funny way!

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-"Neigh!"

-HE SNORTS

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See?

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CLIP-CLOPPING

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What was that? It sounds like hooves.

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That was me. Trying to make a cup of tea.

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CLINK-CLINK

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-I'd love a cup of tea.

-Er... we haven't any sugar lumps.

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What about those ones there?

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Oh, great. You found them! Erm...we haven't any water.

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No water?

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-NEIGHING

-Neigh! Neigh water.

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Er... Maybe another time, yeah?

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Phew!

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Strange lady.

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-Sugar?

-NEIGHING

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Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

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What do you call a rooster

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who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

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An alarm CLUCK!

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Ha-ha-ha...

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CRASH

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BRASS BAND PLAYS

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PING!

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My... My baton, I've lost my baton!

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This is a disaster!

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How will the band play?!

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Did you see that, Bottom?

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A conductor's lost his swingy stick thing.

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It's called a baton. He'll have a spare.

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Whenever the sound of music is threatened,

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Captain Adorable is there!

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-I imagine you'll need your car keys, then, sir?

-A-ha! Ha-ha-ha...

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No time, Bottom. I'll fly. It's quicker!

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WHOOSHING

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CRASH!

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I'll be er...taking the car.

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Very good, sir.

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Mr Conductor, never fear! I am here!

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Your missing BOTHAM seems to have disappeared. But...I have a Plan B.

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Don't you mean "baton"?

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I think I have a spare one in the car.

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Using my laser vision, I will find you another one on the beach.

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-Thank you, but I think I have another one.

-No time!

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Hmm... Looks a bit heavy, but the show must go on!

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HE GASPS

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# Rum da-da-da-dun... # Ha-ha - perfect.

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I have another here! Look.

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Ha-ha! There you are.

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-I have a worthy replacement.

-No need. I've got my own.

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Ah, yes.

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My... My baton!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Yup, it's in safe hands with me.

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Sir... This is no time for gardening!

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But never fear. I shall take over!

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ZAPPING

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What... Ah! That's a better size.

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Yes. It's a shame QT isn't here to see my stick-summoning skills.

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To the bandstand!

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THEY CHAT

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Never fear, young brass players!

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I, Cap...

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Your conductor is... I...

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TALKING CONTINUES

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Never fear, young brass players!

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Your conductor is on a short break.

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But I, Captain Adorable... will be conducting you!

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APPLAUSE

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A-hem!

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After two.

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Two!

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BAND PLAYS OUT OF TUNE

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OK. Hold it...! Hold it, hold it.

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I seem to have broken my botham. Mmm.

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Does anyone else have anything I can play with?

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Sir...

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A-ha! Ha-ha-ha...

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Captain Adorable to the rescue!

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Thank you, ma'am.

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That's just perfect!

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You know, I think I'll start my OWN band!

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NO-O-O-O!

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ROCK MUSIC BLARES

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HE GRUMBLES

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Oh...!

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HE COMPLAINS

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HE COMPLAINS AGAIN

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HE STARTS TO GRUMBLE

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HE CHUCKLES

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ROCK MUSIC BLARES

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'And now it's time for more of your giggles!'

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Knock-knock.

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-'Who's there?'

-Luke.

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-'Luke who?'

-LUKE through the keyhole and see.

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'D'ohhh!

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'Ha-ha - great one!'

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Hello, everyone. And welcome to Reptile News, with me, Anna Conda.

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Now, this is a beautiful Burmese python snake.

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Isn't she wonderful?

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Now, every now and then snakes like to listen to music.

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So - we like to SNAKE, rattle'n'roll here!

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Come on, everyone. Let's do the hiss!

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NO MUSIC PLAYS

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Ssss... Ssss...

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More Reptile News soon - with me, Anna Conda.

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Love and HISSES!

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SCREAMING

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SCREAMING

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SCREAMING

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And now we go over to Gail Force, in Little Bottom.

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Yes, hello, Arthur. Well, I'm here at this beautiful country park,

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where the local council have been very busy indeed

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giving a fresh lick of paint to all of the park benches around the area.

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They really do brighten up the place. Isn't it lovely?

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Well - back to the studio.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had lots of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Giggle it's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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-# Farewell, TTFN #

-Arrivederci!

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again!

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz Na-na-na, it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had lots of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Giggle it's time to go! #

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Sketch show. Featuring Chip Monk, who tries his best not to have to sell a horse to a customer, while Wiggyville's favourite and most useless superhero, Captain Adorable, offers a helping hand to the local brass band.

Loveable old royal rogue King Flannel is up to his usual naughty tricks with his long-suffering butler; Rapids Johnson gets closer to his target than expected; and Gail Force reports on important local issues.

Also with Packed Lunch Pete, Anna Conda, Arthur Sleep and the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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