Episode 8 Gigglebiz


Episode 8

Sketch show. Captain Adorable comes to the rescue of two young diners in a culinary pickle, while the glamorous newshound Gail Force reports on an exciting sporting event.


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# Na-na! Na-na! Na-na! Gigglebiz!

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# Na-na! Na-na! Ho-ho-ho!

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# Na-na! Na-na! Na-na! Gigglebiz!

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# Na-na! Na-na! Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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DIY Dan! The Lost Pirate!

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Packed-Lunch Pete!

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Gail Force!

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And now it's time for Arthur Sleep.

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Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep.

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We're going to a school where Gale Force is. What's happening?

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Thank you, Arthur. Hello, I'm Gail Force.

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I'm here at the primary school

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where they've just been given some new computers.

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There's lots of exciting things they can do with them

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like draw or play games on them or, of course, use the net.

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Now... What?!

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Not this kind of net.

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Oh! Um, back to the studio.

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Oh! Um...can somebody help me?

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CRASH!

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A beaded curtain can make a nice change

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instead of a door between rooms.

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They're easy to put up.

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First of all, you just hammer a nail in on one side...

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..and one in the other side.

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It really couldn't be easier.

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You have to be careful

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that the beads don't get stuck in your clothes.

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As long as you've done that, you're fine.

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Job done.

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-Hiya.

-Hi there, buddy! What can Jake get you?

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A strawberry and chocolate milkshake

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-with ice-cream and chocolate sprinkles?

-What a choice!

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Coming right up! All right, we got strawberry sauce

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chocolate sauce and - ho-ho! - ice-cream

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-and, of course, chocolate sprinkles.

-Thank you.

-Say...

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-ain't you a tennis player?

-Yes, I'm off to play a match.

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Whoo-hoo! I sure do love the game of tennis.

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Yeah, the way they throw the ball up in the air - hup!

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-Ha-ha!

-Phew!

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Yeah, and I love the way they swipe the ball. They go...swipe!

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Swipe! Swipe!

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-Hey!

-Ha-ha! Yeah, and some folks, well, they use the forehand smash.

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Hey-up! And smash!

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Oh, yeah!

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Now some folks, well, they use the backhand smash.

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Hup! Hup, smash!

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Whoo!

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Ha-ha-ha! But you know what? Can I show you my favourite stroke of all?

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-Please don't.

-Ha-ha! It's the dropshot. Yeah.

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Because no-one knows it's coming until suddenly...

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Whammy! Game, set and match! Hoo-hoo!

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There you go, buddy.

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Say, what happened to you? Ha-ha-ha! Here's a tip.

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I wouldn't turn up at the next tennis match looking like that.

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You'll really let the side down.

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Go on, you big lug.

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Ha-ha-ha! What a guy!

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Now then, Cap'n Squawk, we needs to find the Palace of Shopping.

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Ar! Cos that's where our treasure will be. Ar-r!

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Right then, let's have a look, shall we? Doh! Galloping galleons!

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There it is! Whoo-hoo! The palace!

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Strange palace, that be true, but a palace none the less.

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Ho-ho! Let's go find our treasure, and, remember, X marks the spot.

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Come on! Ooh! Careful! There's a mountain to climb.

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Come on. Ooh! That be better... Whoa!

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-BOING!

-We're all right.

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Come on, Cap'n Squawk! We're going to be rich.

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What do penguins eat for lunch?

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I don't know - what do they eat for lunch?

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Ice burgers.

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Ice burgers! Ho-ho! Oh, no!

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Ar-ar! Look, Cap'n Squawk, gates appear crystal. Ar-ar!

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But they be firmly closed. Hmm!

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Must be some kind of password, but what could it be?

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Oh, look! Here comes a landlubber. Retreat!

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Let's keep an eye on her and see what the secret password is.

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Hang on a minute.

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There doesn't seem to BE a secret password, Cap'n Squawk! Hmm!

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Maybe the keeper of the palace doesn't want us inside.

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Oh, bother and stale biscuits!

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Failed again.

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Yes, table for one, please. Yes, 7.30, for Mr Sleep.

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Yeah. Arthur. Arthur Sleep. Good.

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Oh, excuse me. Hm-hm!

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Now some sporting news with our reporter, Gale Force. Gale!

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Thank you, Arthur. Hello, I'm Gale Force.

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I'm here at the champion welly-hurling competition,

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where these five competitors are hoping to break the world record.

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-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Oh, off they go.

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Wow! ..Oooh! Come on, Geoffrey!

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Let's see how they're doing.

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Oh, my, my! Look. It's very close here.

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Um, well, we've got one, two... Oh, there's three, four...

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Um, oh, hang on, I thought there were five welly-hurling...

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THUMP!

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Oh! Oh!

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That's your welly... I mean, back to the studio.

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If you turn it up like that, they loop more.

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Wahey! Look at that one!

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Oh, excuse me. I, er... Oh! Um, that was my script, actually.

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Hm-hm. Well, there's no news. All is well.

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It was the start of another peaceful day

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in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.

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All was calm.

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When suddenly...

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-There's no ketchup for our chips.

-What are we gonna do?

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Oh, chips with no ketchup? Uh, it's a disaster, QT.

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No citizen of Wiggyville should have to put up with that kind of service.

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We must bring them ketchup! Ha-ha!

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-Would you like me to bring the car round, sir?

-No time, Bottom.

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I'll use my rocket-fired rollerskates. Right!

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Hup! Hup!

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Bottom, would you give me a bump start, please?

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It's Botham, sir.

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Yes, please. Both of them.

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Ha-ha, we've arrived! Rocket boosters off. Whoa! Whoa!

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CRASH!

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Hu-ya! Ho-he-ha-hu-ha-he-ha!

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-Where is it?

-What, sir?

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The restaurant.

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-It's behind you, sir.

-Ho-he-ha-hu-ha-he-ha!

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If it moves again, let me know.

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Er, yes, sir.

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A-ha! Thanks, QT.

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Away!

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Now, somehow, I need to get close to that table.

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Now, luckily, I'm the master of disguise.

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Brilliant, sir(!)

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Ho-ho-ho! Thank you, Bottom.

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Now, QT, using your radio transmitter,

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cleverly disguised as a daffodil,

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I'll speak to you both.

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Wish me luck.

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Hmmp-hmm.

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Good day to you all.

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Hello! Ho-ho, lovely day, ha-ha-ha!

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Mmm!

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HE YAWNS

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THEY GIGGLE

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(I'm in position.) I am in position.

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-I know, sir. I CAN see you.

-Sshh!

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Look at that man!

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He's talking to a daffodil!

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He-he-he!

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Hmmp-hmm.

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The coast is clear. The coast is clear.

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Phase two can... What's going... Where?

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Which one's my transmitter? Doh!

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Bottom, can you hear me? I don't think he can hear me. I'm stranded!

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Ha!

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SCREECH! A-ha! He-he!

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I am Cap...

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Oh, hang on... Hmmp-hmm.

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Now, I am Captain Adorable, and I bring you - ketchup!

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BOTH: Thanks, Captain Adorable!

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-Don't thank me.

-Got any brown sauce?

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Brown sauce? Hmm.

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Coming right up!

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BOTH: No-o-o-o-o-o!

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Ho-ho-ho!

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Don't worry, Cap'n Squawk.

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I'll get us through these gates, if it's the last thing I do.

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Help, look! A landlubber! Quick! Oh, look, it's our chance!

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Hold that. No, that...go... Oh!

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Put that down. Quick! Charge! Charge, Cap'n Squawk!

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In! Oh, no, it's closing! Oh, retreat, retreat!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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DOING!

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RATTLE! RATTLE!

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Pu-pu-pu-pu!

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Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

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How do you stop moles digging in your garden?

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Hide the spades, of course! He-he-he-he!

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And that's the news.

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And now it's time for more of your giggles!

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Where do sheep get their hair done?

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I don't know.

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At the baa... At the baa-baa's shop..

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Oh, no, that was baa-d!

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VROOM!

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Don't you worry, Cap'n Squawk.

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I'll get us through these gates, if it's the last thing I does. Ha-har!

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Now, I learnt something from the Vikings. It's called "brute force".

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Ch-a-a-rge! Ha-har!

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Whoa! Whoa! Brace yourselves!

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-Whoa!

-CRASH!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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-# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye Farewell, TTFN.

-Arrivederci!

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# We all hate to say goodbye but we'll be back again

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# Na-na! Na-na! Na-na! Gigglebiz!

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# Na-na! Na-na! Ho-ho-ho!

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# Na-na! Na-na! Na-na! Gigglebiz!

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# Na-na-na! It's time to go!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Ho-ho! #

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Sketch show. Featuring Wiggyville's favourite and most useless superhero, Captain Adorable, who comes to the rescue of two young diners in a culinary pickle, and Gail Force, the glamorous newshound, reports on an exciting sporting event. Also with Packed Lunch Pete, determined to eat his lunch, the Lost Pirate, still looking for his treasure, and Milkshake Jane and Arthur Sleep.

Also including the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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