Episode 9 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

Packed Lunch Pete,

Chip Monk,

Captain Adorable,

Milkshake Jake,

and now we go to Ann Teak!

Now, here we have a beautiful collection of old vases.

There are only five of these vases left in the whole, wide world.

And they're all here!

Isn't that exciting?

Now, who would like to hold one?

Well, I'm afraid you can't.

They're far too precious.

Now, these vases all come from China.

China is a country far, far away from here.

In fact, it's...that far.

CRASH!

Oh... Well, as you can see,

there are now only four of these lovely vases left

in the whole, wide world...

..which makes them even more precious.

Moving on, everyone.

This stuffed manatee...

Yep, my favourite animal is definitely a dog. Yes, aren't you?

Yes, you are!

Oh, a customer.

Don't worry, you are not for sale.

I'll sort this out. Go down there.

Yes?

-Oh, hello. I was hoping to buy a dog.

-A dog?

That's a shame. We haven't got any dogs here. Never have.

This is a dog-free shop.

We're completely dogless.

DOG BARKS

-Shhh!

-Was that a dog?

-Hm?

-Was that a dog? I heard a dog bark.

-When?

-Just then.

-Um...

No, it's probably me...yawning.

A-a-a-ah... ruff, ruff!

I've got a very strange yawn. A-a-a-ah... ruff, ruff!

Well, I'm exhausted.

I think I'll close the shop up and go to bed.

-But it's ten o'clock in the morning!

-As late as that? Oh, dear.

-I must go to bed now.

-But surely!

I'm nocturnal. I only come out at night.

I'm like an owl. Toowit-toowoo!

I'll be open again at ten tonight, when I get up. Goodnight.

Phew.

It's all right. She's gone.

HE COOS

And now it's time for your giggles!

Why did the reindeer have no eyes?

I don't know. Why DID the reindeer have no eyes?

-No eye-deer!

-Oh, ho, ho! No eye-deer!

Now, here we are with this beautiful collection of five...

oh, FOUR precious, old vases.

Now, you can't just pick these up with your hands.

You have to use these special gloves.

Allow an expert to demonstrate. Now.

If I just carefully hold this like this, I can safely...

CRASH!

..allow it to land on the floor,

which means that there are now...

ALL: Three.

Yes, three of these precious vases left in the whole, wide world.

Ah, ha-ha... Moving on, everyone!

That's right. Come on. Nothing to see here. And you!

Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

Bulldozer! That's a cracker, that one!

It was the start of another peaceful day

in the sleepy, little town of Wiggyville.

All was calm...

-when suddenly...

-Heavens!

The waiter has forgotten the milk for my tea!

There's no milk, Millicent!

No milk? Did you hear that, QT?

Whenever there's a problem this huge, I rise to the challenge.

The citizens of Wiggyville can depend on Captain Adorable

to bring them milk!

Actually, sir, I have a small jug here.

No time. No time.

To the Adore-mobile!

Whoa!

Make way! Make way!

Who-o-o-a!

BRAKES SQUEAL

CRASH!

-I've parked round the side.

-Er...

Now, don't worry. The chair is fine.

What? A milk float?

-This could be Wiggyville's last chance!

-But Captain...

Nothing stops the forces of truth and goodness, QT!

Captain Adorable away!

A-ha!

Now, I will use my attracto-magnetic glove

to make a milk bottle fly into my hands. Stand back if you will.

HE STRAINS

Hm, slight adjustment needed.

Ha-ha! Yes. The old super powers never desert me.

Don't panic! I will rescue the bottle of milk. Away!

Right, you help sir and I'll help the ladies.

Run away milk! No need to panic!

Gangway! Gangway!

Make way! Make way! A-ha! A handy road sign.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

-You were saying about the milk, madam.

-Service at last!

-About time.

-Please, everyone.

Do not panic. I have the situation completely under control. Oh!

Now, where's the bottle of milk? Hm.

-A-ha! Milk, ladies?

-Thank you.

I don't suppose there's any sugar?

Sugar you say. Huh.

Captain Adorable, away!

BOTH: Noooooo!

HE HUMS

-Oh, hello.

-Hello. My daughter wants a pet.

We were thinking something small, a hamster perhaps?

Oh, yeah, hamsters are so cute and fluffy.

I just love the way they twitch their noses.

-Do they take a lot of looking after?

-Um, not really.

Just clean their cage once a week

and make sure they've got enough food and water.

-Hamsters are fascinating.

-Oh, really?

And did you know that...when they've had enough to eat...

they can stuff extra food into their cheeks and save it for later?

Fascinating. I think I'll get my daughter a stick insect.

No bother stick insects, no. Nice and clean.

HE MUMBLES

And now it's time for more of your giggles.

What's the crocodile's favourite game?

What is a crocodile's favourite game?

-Snap!

-Oh, of course! Snap!

Well, here we are back with this beautiful collection of old vases.

All the way from China and, as you know, there are only...

ALL: Three.

Yes, three left in the whole, wide world.

Let's take a closer look at one, shall we?

I'm not using gloves this time, but I am an expert, so it's OK.

Now, have a look at this pattern... Oh, a little bit dusty. I...

SHE COUGHS

Oh, I-I think I'm... Would you... Would you mind holding this, please?

-I, I, I... Oh!

-SHATTERING

Well, yes. Now, as you can see,

there's just one of these precious vases left

-in the whole, wide world.

-I'll take that, thank you.

Hang on a minute, my man! I'm the expert.

-Give that to me.

-No!

-Would you...

-Give me that!

-No!

THEY GASP

Now look what you've done!

Thanks to you, there's now NO vases left in the whole, wide world!

Moving on, everyone.

Come on, come on.

Hiya, buddy! What can Jake get ya?

Nothing heavy. I've got to stay in shape for the match.

Sure you do. Well, I think you need one of my summer fruit smoothies.

They're sure good for ya.

-Sound great.

-All right. Coming right up.

So, what team do you play for?

Blue Chester United.

We're playing our local rivals, Red Burn Rovers.

-Ain't they the guys in the red shirts?

-You follow football?

Well, actually, I used to be aces at soccer, yeah. The headers.

Hoh-hoh! Whoa-hoh! Yeah.

And what about the volleys? Whoo-hoo! Ha, ha-ha! Yeah.

But best of all was scoring the goals.

Hup!

Goal! Oh, yeah, we did it! Yey-hey! Ha-ha!

Say...what happened to you?

Oh, by the way, good luck for the game.

Hello. I'm Rapids Johnson, and when I'm not out exploring,

I like to watch a good old-fashioned football match,

and I don't have to think about giant pandas,

because there's no chance of seeing one here.

Pandas are shy and wouldn't join a football match,

-so no need to keep 'em peeled.

-CHEERING

What happened? That wasn't a goal!

That man in the black-and-white was offside!

Referee! I'm not having that. I'm going to watch cricket instead.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Hoh, hoh, hoh

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go

# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye Farewell, TTFN, arrivederci!

# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again

# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Gigglebiz

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# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Gigglebiz

# Nah, nah, nah, it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Hoh, hoh, hoh

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go! #

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