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It's Gigglebiz!

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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On today's Gigglebiz, Professor Muddles!

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King Flannel!

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The Burrito Brothers!

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Farmer Dung!

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But first, over to Arthur Sleep!

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Oh, yes, hello. Can I order a taxi, please, for 7.30?

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From Giggletown TV studios. That's right, yes.

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Going across the bypass... Yes, that's it.

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Yes. My name? Oh, yes. Sleep.

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Arthur Sleep, that's right.

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Yes, THE Arthur Sleep. Yes. Yeah, well people often...

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Hello, hello? Hello? MUSIC STARTS

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Sorry about that. Ahem. Wrong number.

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Now we go over to Gail Force,

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who's in Little Bottom at a flower show. Gail!

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Yes, hello, Arthur. I'm here today in the village hall at Little Bottom

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for this year's grand opening of the flower show! Hooray!

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This is the mayor of Little Bottom. Hello!

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-Lovely to have you here, Gail.

-Thank you, Mayor.

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And may I say what a beautiful red tie you're wearing?

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Thank you so much, Gail.

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It was actually a gift from my wife. She's always said...

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Without further ado... I'm very excited, should I do a speech?

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Thank you very much for inviting me here.

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I now declare the Little Bottom flower show open!

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Oh!

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Oh. Er...

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I think that's yours.

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Er...back to you, Arthur!

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'Thank you very much, Gail!'

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I can see you're helping the major make some cuts!

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Cuts!

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Ahem. And that's your news.

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A few more adjustments there...

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Ooh! Oh, dear.

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I didn't need that anyway. Just put that in there...

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BOING!

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And there.

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Hello there! I'm Professor Puddles.

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Er, I mean Muddles. And welcome to my lavatory! Haha!

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I mean, laboratory.

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Now, today, will an old TV remote control work with a tew nelevision?

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Ah! I mean "new television".

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I've made some changes to this one, so let's find out. Here we go!

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BEEP That's odd.

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Little harder.

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One more time. Doesn't work. Just a slight adjustment...

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Tiny little tap...there.

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Right, that should work.

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WARBLING

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BEEP Oh!

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Now what? Press another button, I think.

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SLOWED-DOWN TALKING

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BEEP Oh!

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How very strange. All right, let's give it another go.

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BEEP

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TV PROFESSOR SPEAKS ITALIAN

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How interesting! I didn't know I loke another spanguage.

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I mean, spoke another language.

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One last time, I think. Here we go.

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HE IMITATES AEROPLANE

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Oh, Sorry Doreen!

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Hello, there. Well, yes.

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We seem to be having some technical problems, but don't adjust your jet.

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Get it? Jet? Plane? No?

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And now this.

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Doreen? Have you got a little flannel?

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I'm a little warm.

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Like my biology teacher.

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Well, that really is fascinating, isn't it?

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What have we learned today? BOING!

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Absolutely nothing!

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I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye!

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Doctor Doctor will see you now!

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Next!

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Now, what seems to be the problem?

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a letter.

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Well, thanks for keeping me posted!

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Next!

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All right, there? Ey-up.

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Lovely! Careful!

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'Hello, Farmer Dung.'

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Oh! All right, there? Hello.

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'Have you got something to show us today?'

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Oh, yeah. Chicken run!

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'A chicken run? That's a place where you keep chickens, isn't it?

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'In a chicken run?'

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-No!

-'No? So what is this chicken run?'

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I'll show you, shall I? 'Ere, Reg. Ready?

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Right. Chicken...

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That's right! Run!

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Wahey! There he goes!

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Haha, get it?

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Chicken...run!

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Chicken run! Chicken run!

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Haha! Oh, Reg.

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Oh, my word.

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Egg.

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Thank you, Farmer Dung.

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Ha-hahahaha!

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Mummy, Mummy, look at me! I'm all the way up here!

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What?! That girl looks like she's in trouble!

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Don't worry, young lady.

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Captain Adorable is coming to the rescue!

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Captain Adorable, away!

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Mummy, Mummy!

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Never fear, young lady - I'm on the way!

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Using my suction gloves, I shall scale the heights...

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Oof! ..Of this obstacle!

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Wha-ha!

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I'm on my way across the wooden bridge.

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Whoa!

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Steady!

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Don't run away, please!

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I'm...coming across the rope bridge now.

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Whoa... To save the day!

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Madam! I...

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Engage turbo thrusters!

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A-ha!

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There! Back safe with your mother.

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-Yeah, but...

-Please, ssh.

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Don't thank me. It's what I do.

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Captain Adorable, away!

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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-Hey, Justin!

-Hey, Rashan! Have you got a joke?

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Yeah. Erm, what's the difference

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between a lion with a toothache and rain?

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Oh, I don't know. What IS the difference

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between a lion with a toothache and rain?

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One pours with rain and the other roars with pain!

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A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Good one!

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LAUGHTER

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DANCE MUSIC

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BEARDED MAN BEATBOXES

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BOING!

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-BEARDED MAN GRUNTS INDIGNANTLY

-Ah-ah-ah!

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Ah!

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Holiday! Ha-ha!

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BEARDED MAN GRUNTS DISMISSIVELY

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Ah!

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BEARDED MAN GRUNTS ANGRILY

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Ah, yeah, yeah!

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BEARDED MAN LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

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Ah.

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Ah, yeah!

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-Yeah!

-BEARDED MAN GRUNTS ENTHUSIASTICALLY

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh, yeah!

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Aha!

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Shh!

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BEARDED MAN GRUNTS ENTHUSIASTICALLY

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HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

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HE WHISTLES

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Ah!

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Yeah!

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Ah! Ha-ha!

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BEARDED MAN LAUGHS

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Well, let's go back to Gail Force at the Little Bottom Flower Show.

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Let's see if anything, er, AROSE. A-rose! Oh, dearie me! Gail.

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You can hardly notice there's a piece missing.

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Hang on a minute. Hello, Arthur.

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I'm back here at the flower show at Little Bottom Village Hall - hooray!

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It's so exciting! I'm about to judge the flower-arranging competition.

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-This is the mayor of Little Bottom - hello!

-Hello again, Gail.

-Oh!

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Before we start, may I say,

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if there was a competition for the best hair today, you would win!

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-Thank you so much, Gail, it's not easy looking this good.

-Oh!

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Look at these beautiful flowers, they really are gorgeous,

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they smell - oh! - divine!

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Oh... Oh... Oh...

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STIFLED SNEEZE

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Ooh! That was close! As I was saying...

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A-CHOO!

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Oh! Your, erm... Oh!

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SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Erm, back to the studio, Arthur!

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Oh, dearie me! Well, that was pretty, er, hair-raising!

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-LAUGHS HOARSELY

-Hair-raising!

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HE STRAINS

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Oh!

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HE GRUNTS EXASPERATEDLY

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HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

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MAN IN BOW TIE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Doctor Doctor will see you now!

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Next!

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Now, how can I help you?

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Doctor Doctor, I can't get to sleep!

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Well, sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

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Next!

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Here's some more circus skills with the Burrito Brothers!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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ALL: Hey!

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Ooh! Ooh!

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Whoa! Ooh!

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Oooh! Whoa!

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Oooh! Oh!

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Hey! Ha-ha!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hey-ya!

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Hey!

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Now for more of your giggles!

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-Hey, Justin!

-Hey, Lara! Have you got a joke?

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-Yes!

-Go on, then, what is it?

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What's purple and wears sunglasses?

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I don't know, what IS purple and wears sunglasses?

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Grapes going on holiday!

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-LAUGHTER

-Very good!

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-My mum told me that one.

-Did she!

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Hello, there, can I speak to my brother, Wayne, please?

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Tell him it's Arthur.

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Hello? Hello?! It... Oh, I don't believe it!

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Oh, hello there! I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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We're going back to Gail Force at the Little Bottom Flower Show.

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Gail, what have you got for us?

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I'm really sorry about your hair and tie.

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Excuse me! Hello, Arthur, I'm here at Little Bottom Flower Show

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and things are getting very exciting. Hooray!

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The mayor here is just about to announced the best pot plant!

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-Take it away, Mayor!

-Thank you, Gail.

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-BUZZING

-The standard this year has been so good

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that it's made the decision even harder.

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But to delay no longer, the winner is...

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BUZZING CONTINUES

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BUZZING STOPS

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Oh! Whoopsie!

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Erm, back to you, Arthur.

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Sorry!

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Thank you for watching! Good night!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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