Episode 6 Gigglebiz


Episode 6

Sketch show. King Flannel is strangely reluctant to let his butler sort out the holiday packing, while there's more fun down on the farm, with Farmer Dung and Reggie.


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It's Gigglebiz!

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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On today's Gigglebiz, Professor Muddles!

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King Flannel!

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The Burrito Brothers!

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Farmer Dung!

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But first, over to Arthur Sleep!

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Oh, yes, hello. Can I order a taxi, please, for 7.30?

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From Giggletown TV studios. That's right, yes.

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Going across the bypass... Yes, that's it.

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Yes. My name? Oh, yes. Sleep.

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Arthur Sleep, that's right.

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Yes, THE Arthur Sleep. Yes. Yeah, well people often...

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Hello, hello? Hello? MUSIC STARTS

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Sorry about that. Ahem. Wrong number.

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Now we go over to Gail Force,

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who's in Little Bottom at a flower show. Gail!

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Yes, hello, Arthur. I'm here today in the village hall at Little Bottom

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for this year's grand opening of the flower show! Hooray!

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This is the mayor of Little Bottom. Hello!

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-Lovely to have you here, Gail.

-Thank you, Mayor.

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And may I say what a beautiful red tie you're wearing?

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Thank you so much, Gail.

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It was actually a gift from my wife. She's always said...

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Without further ado... I'm very excited, should I do a speech?

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Thank you very much for inviting me here.

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I now declare the Little Bottom flower show open!

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Oh!

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Oh. Er...

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I think that's yours.

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Er...back to you, Arthur!

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'Thank you very much, Gail!'

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I can see you're helping the major make some cuts!

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Cuts!

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Ahem. And that's your news.

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A few more adjustments there...

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Ooh! Oh, dear.

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I didn't need that anyway. Just put that in there...

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BOING!

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And there.

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Hello there! I'm Professor Puddles.

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Er, I mean Muddles. And welcome to my lavatory! Haha!

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I mean, laboratory.

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Now, today, will an old TV remote control work with a tew nelevision?

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Ah! I mean "new television".

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I've made some changes to this one, so let's find out. Here we go!

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BEEP That's odd.

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Little harder.

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One more time. Doesn't work. Just a slight adjustment...

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Tiny little tap...there.

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Right, that should work.

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WARBLING

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BEEP Oh!

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Now what? Press another button, I think.

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SLOWED-DOWN TALKING

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BEEP Oh!

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How very strange. All right, let's give it another go.

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BEEP

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TV PROFESSOR SPEAKS ITALIAN

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How interesting! I didn't know I loke another spanguage.

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I mean, spoke another language.

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One last time, I think. Here we go.

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HE IMITATES AEROPLANE

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Oh, Sorry Doreen!

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Hello, there. Well, yes.

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We seem to be having some technical problems, but don't adjust your jet.

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Get it? Jet? Plane? No?

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And now this.

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Doreen? Have you got a little flannel?

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I'm a little warm.

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Like my biology teacher.

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Well, that really is fascinating, isn't it?

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What have we learned today? BOING!

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Absolutely nothing!

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I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye!

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Doctor Doctor will see you now!

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Next!

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Now, what seems to be the problem?

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a letter.

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Well, thanks for keeping me posted!

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Next!

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All right, there? Ey-up.

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Lovely! Careful!

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'Hello, Farmer Dung.'

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Oh! All right, there? Hello.

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'Have you got something to show us today?'

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Oh, yeah. Chicken run!

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'A chicken run? That's a place where you keep chickens, isn't it?

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'In a chicken run?'

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-No!

-'No? So what is this chicken run?'

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I'll show you, shall I? 'Ere, Reg. Ready?

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Right. Chicken...

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That's right! Run!

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Wahey! There he goes!

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Haha, get it?

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Chicken...run!

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Chicken run! Chicken run!

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Haha! Oh, Reg.

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Oh, my word.

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Egg.

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Thank you, Farmer Dung.

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Ha-hahahaha!

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Mummy, Mummy, look at me! I'm all the way up here!

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What?! That girl looks like she's in trouble!

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Don't worry, young lady.

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Captain Adorable is coming to the rescue!

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Captain Adorable, away!

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Mummy, Mummy!

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Never fear, young lady - I'm on the way!

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Using my suction gloves, I shall scale the heights...

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Oof! ..Of this obstacle!

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Wha-ha!

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I'm on my way across the wooden bridge.

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Whoa!

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Steady!

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Don't run away, please!

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I'm...coming across the rope bridge now.

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Whoa... To save the day!

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Madam! I...

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Engage turbo thrusters!

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A-ha!

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There! Back safe with your mother.

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-Yeah, but...

-Please, ssh.

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Don't thank me. It's what I do.

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Captain Adorable, away!

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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-Hey, Justin!

-Hey, Rashan! Have you got a joke?

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Yeah. Erm, what's the difference

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between a lion with a toothache and rain?

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Oh, I don't know. What IS the difference

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between a lion with a toothache and rain?

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One pours with rain and the other roars with pain!

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A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Good one!

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LAUGHTER

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DANCE MUSIC

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BEARDED MAN BEATBOXES

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BOING!

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-BEARDED MAN GRUNTS INDIGNANTLY

-Ah-ah-ah!

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Ah!

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Holiday! Ha-ha!

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BEARDED MAN GRUNTS DISMISSIVELY

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Ah!

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BEARDED MAN GRUNTS ANGRILY

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Ah, yeah, yeah!

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BEARDED MAN LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

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Ah.

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Ah, yeah!

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-Yeah!

-BEARDED MAN GRUNTS ENTHUSIASTICALLY

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh, yeah!

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Aha!

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Shh!

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BEARDED MAN GRUNTS ENTHUSIASTICALLY

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HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

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HE WHISTLES

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Ah!

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Yeah!

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Ah! Ha-ha!

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BEARDED MAN LAUGHS

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Well, let's go back to Gail Force at the Little Bottom Flower Show.

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Let's see if anything, er, AROSE. A-rose! Oh, dearie me! Gail.

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You can hardly notice there's a piece missing.

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Hang on a minute. Hello, Arthur.

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I'm back here at the flower show at Little Bottom Village Hall - hooray!

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It's so exciting! I'm about to judge the flower-arranging competition.

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-This is the mayor of Little Bottom - hello!

-Hello again, Gail.

-Oh!

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Before we start, may I say,

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if there was a competition for the best hair today, you would win!

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-Thank you so much, Gail, it's not easy looking this good.

-Oh!

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Look at these beautiful flowers, they really are gorgeous,

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they smell - oh! - divine!

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Oh... Oh... Oh...

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STIFLED SNEEZE

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Ooh! That was close! As I was saying...

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A-CHOO!

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Oh! Your, erm... Oh!

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SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Erm, back to the studio, Arthur!

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Oh, dearie me! Well, that was pretty, er, hair-raising!

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-LAUGHS HOARSELY

-Hair-raising!

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HE STRAINS

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Oh!

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HE GRUNTS EXASPERATEDLY

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HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

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MAN IN BOW TIE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Doctor Doctor will see you now!

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Next!

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Now, how can I help you?

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Doctor Doctor, I can't get to sleep!

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Well, sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

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Next!

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Here's some more circus skills with the Burrito Brothers!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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ALL: Hey!

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Ooh! Ooh!

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Whoa! Ooh!

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Oooh! Whoa!

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Oooh! Oh!

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Hey! Ha-ha!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hey-ya!

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Hey!

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Now for more of your giggles!

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-Hey, Justin!

-Hey, Lara! Have you got a joke?

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-Yes!

-Go on, then, what is it?

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What's purple and wears sunglasses?

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I don't know, what IS purple and wears sunglasses?

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Grapes going on holiday!

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-LAUGHTER

-Very good!

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-My mum told me that one.

-Did she!

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Hello, there, can I speak to my brother, Wayne, please?

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Tell him it's Arthur.

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Hello? Hello?! It... Oh, I don't believe it!

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Oh, hello there! I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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We're going back to Gail Force at the Little Bottom Flower Show.

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Gail, what have you got for us?

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I'm really sorry about your hair and tie.

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Excuse me! Hello, Arthur, I'm here at Little Bottom Flower Show

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and things are getting very exciting. Hooray!

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The mayor here is just about to announced the best pot plant!

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-Take it away, Mayor!

-Thank you, Gail.

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-BUZZING

-The standard this year has been so good

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that it's made the decision even harder.

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But to delay no longer, the winner is...

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BUZZING CONTINUES

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BUZZING STOPS

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Oh! Whoopsie!

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Erm, back to you, Arthur.

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Sorry!

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Thank you for watching! Good night!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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King Flannel is strangely reluctant to let his butler sort out the holiday packing, while Justin Berito displays his enormous skill on the tightrope. Professor Muddles the zany scientist experiments with a remote control, and there's more fun down on the farm with Farmer Dung and Reggie. There are also quick-fire giggles from Doctor Doctor. Including the Gigglekids, children from all over the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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