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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho! Coming up on Gigglebiz,

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Rapids Johnson,

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Sue Keeper,

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Will Barrow,

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Storybook Stan

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and here's the Burrito Brothers!

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APPLAUSE AND CIRCUS MUSIC

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Whoa!

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Ahem!

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THEY GROAN

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Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Grrr!

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Ha-ha!

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Ha-ha!

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Ah! Ha-ha-ha!

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APPLAUSE

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DRUMROLL

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Oh?

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Hey! Ha!

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HE GROANS

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Oh! Ah!

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TA-DA!

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APPLAUSE

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Ah, ha-ha. Hmm?

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HE MUMBLES APPRECIATION

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BOING!

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THEY STRAIN AND GROAN

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Oh! Whoa! Oh!

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Uh?

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BUMP!

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-Oh...

-Wha..? wha..?

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Hey! APPLAUSE

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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How do you make fruit punch?

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I don't know.

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Give it boxing lessons.

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THEY GIGGLE

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Oh! Hello!

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Rapids Johnson here!

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Well, trekking again in the wilderness,

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and today we're in search of the furry-footed fishing bear.

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Now, this rare animal has never been seen before.

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In fact, it stands at the water's edge

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and it can catch fish using its bare paws.

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Amazing! A wonder of nature.

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Well, let's take a look, shall we? See if we can see it.

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Right, um...

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No, nothing there.

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Hmm, no...

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Hmm, well, I... Hmm...

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Think it's a bit disappointing.

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It looks pretty black out there.

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I think there's a storm coming. Never mind.

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I'll find that bear, or my name's not Rapids...

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-GRUFF VOICE:

-Johnson!

-..Johnson!

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Keep 'em peeled.

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Come along, wildlife lovers.

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There we are, plenty to see.

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Oh, look at these wonderful animals!

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Now, we've got two types of animals here. You may want to take notes.

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We've got some, um... Oh, I know this.

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Sheep?

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That's right, yes, sheep. Well done. Just testing.

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And, of course, the other animals are...

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Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Um...

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Oh, more sheep! More sheep.

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No. They're goats.

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What? Goats?

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Oh, yeah, actually... Yeah, there is a goat over there.

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OK, goats and sheep, I don't know.

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Now, the only way to tell a goat from a sheep

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is the horns.

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You see, goats have horns like that, and sheep have no horns, see?

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Horns for a goat, sheep, no horns.

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Come on, let me see you do all the actions.

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Goats, horns. Sheep, no horns.

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Goats have horns. Sheep, no horns.

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Oh, wonderful! See, it's very easy.

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Excuse me.

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Yes, wildlife animal lover, have you got a question?

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Sheep have horns too.

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Sheep have horns too?! What, these?

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Look.

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That one does, over there.

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-What, that goat over there?

-It's a ram.

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A ram?! Don't write this down. Let me explain.

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A ram is neither a sheep, nor is it a goat.

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It's a kind of duck, everyone knows that, honestly.

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I don't know. Come on, everyone,

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let's go see some more animals.

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Remember, goats have horns and sheep have no horns. Off we go!

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Goats have horns and sheep have no horns. That's it.

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Off we go, everyone. Oh, I love my job!

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It's silly time!

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SILLY MUSIC

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Put your feet up, have a nice cup of tea,

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it's time for this!

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WHEE!

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BOING!

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MOLE GIGGLES

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-MOLE:

-Oh! Oh! Oh! O-ho-ho!

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WHEE!

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-Oh!

-Oh?

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-O-ho-ho!

-Hmm, oh.

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ANIMALS CHATTER AND SQUEAK

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ANIMALS SQUEAK AND MUMBLE

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YOINK!

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THEY SQUEAK AND HOLLER

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I'm Professor Cuddles... Wah!

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I mean Puddles... Wah! I mean Muddles.

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Now, people often ask me,

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"Why do vegetables grow in the ground?"

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Well, I say, "Why don't you ask one?"

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Hello, Mr Carrot. Why do you grow under the ground?

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Absolutely nothing.

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Yes, as you can see, they're not very chatty,

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and besides, not many people speak Carrot.

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So, if we can't ask vegetables why they grow under the ground,

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we need to examine them to find out.

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Now, next we need a potatapo... Whee! I mean a tolapato...

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Oi! I mean a potato. There we are.

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Perfect! Right, we simply place the potato on the board like so,

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get the magnifying gla... Hey!

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Oh, I say, that one must have made a run for it.

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Never mind, I have another one here.

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We'll pop the potato on the board.

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Get the magnifying glass and... Eh!

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That one too. They are tricky, aren't they?

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One more coming right up.

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Perfect potato, onto the board, get the magnifying gla... Wey!

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Ooh! CRASH!

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I think I've got it!

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Of course, here is the answer.

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My potatapoes... Aii!

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I mean, potatoes, made a run for it

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because they wanted to live under the ground.

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Yes, that's why they grow under the ground.

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It's where they're happiest. Brilliant! Ha-ha!

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I'm Professor Bubbles... Oi!

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I mean Fuddles... Oi! I mean Muddles.

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Oh, and this is my lunch.

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Mmm, delicious... Whoa!

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HONK!

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Well, that's not too bad, is it, for a first attempt?

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Oh, hello, bookworms!

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Storybook Stan here. Good to see you.

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And you're just in time for another wonderful story.

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Are you sitting comfortably? Oh, wonderful.

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Well, today's story is called Bubbly Bop and the Great Big Pop.

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You're going to love this one.

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Right, let's get started, shall we?

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Bubbly Bop was very good at blowing bubbles.

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Hang on a minute! Where did they come from?

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That wasn't supposed to happen! Oh, dear.

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Now, he blew bubbles all day long, and...

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Hang on, there's more bubbles! Ho-ho!

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I can't read the book for all the bubbles. They're everywhere!

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Oh!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Oh, well...

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I don't know what's happening. See you next time, bookworms.

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Ah-ha! Ahem...

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-Knock, knock!

-Who's there?

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RADIO CRACKLES

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Police.

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Police who?

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"Police" hurry up! It's cold out here!

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Brr!

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Hello, there! I'm Arthur Sleep with the latest news.

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There's been a bank robbery in the town centre.

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Police are looking for a man with one eye called Dennis.

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I wonder what the other eye's called.

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Get it? The other eye!

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Ahem...

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I'm firing on all comedy cylinders today.

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Now, here's Keith Fitt with the sport.

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Skills, skills, more and more skills.

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Ah! Haway, bairns!

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Keith Fitt here,

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and today I'm going to show you how to play football in the back garden

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without losing your ball. Crucial stuff.

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I've been playing football for over 20 years, as you know,

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so watch and learn, bairns, watch and learn. OK, here we go.

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Super skills, super skills, skills!

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-Oh, man.

-DOG BARKS

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Oh, I've lost it, man.

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There it is. The ball must have been deid flat.

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There's many ways you can get your ball back

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from your neighbour's garden.

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The easiest way is to go to the front of the hoose

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and ask for it back, OK.

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OK, bairns. Now, don't worry about asking for your ball back.

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I've been asking for my ball back for over 20 years,

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and I'm not afraid to ask, OK?

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Here goes...

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Oh, there's nobody in. Reet, I'm off.

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-Hello, Keith.

-Oh, erm...

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Hello, Mrs Pebbrill, can I have my...

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-Well, erm... This morning...

-Do you want your ball back?

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-Oh, yes, please!

-Of course, come on through.

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Champion!

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And that's how you get your ball back!

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Oh, ahem, shall I take my shoes off, Mrs Pebbrill?

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-If you wouldn't mind, dear.

-OK!

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Hello down there, Farmer Dung.

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Oh, hello there.

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Why are you digging holes, Farmer Dung?

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Well, we're planting a tree today, aren't we, Reg?

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I got one, he got one.

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-You look very hot.

-Well, I am!

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I've been digging more than two hours!

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It's not getting any deeper, is it, Reg?

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-The holes aren't getting any deeper? I wonder why!

-I dunno!

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Right, let's see, now.

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FARMER DUNG MUMBLES TO HIMSELF

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There we are, that's it.

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Eh, what..?!

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Hang on! Reg! What are you doing?

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I think I can see the problem, Farmer Dung.

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You're throwing soil into each other's holes.

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Reg, wait, wait, wait!

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You know what's been happening?

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I've been throwing soil in yours,

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and you've been throwing soil in my hole!

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HE LAUGHS

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BOINK!

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HONK!

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We fell in our holes! We fell in our holes! Look at him!

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-Ah!

-Oh, Farmer Dung.

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Shall we call it a day? Right, let's go.

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Eh, eh, hang on a minute.

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Reg, give us a hand.

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Er, hello!

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We're stuck.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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