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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Gail Force.

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Professor Muddles.

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DIY Dan.

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Will Singalot.

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And here's Nana Knickerbocker.

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And now, today's panto, Snow White And The Seven Dwarves.

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Everyone, cha-la-la-la!

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Oh-ho, gets them every time.

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What a beautiful morning here in panto land.

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I wonder who I'm going to see today...

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Oh, I say! Look who it is. It's Snow White.

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APPLAUSE

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And she's with her dwarves. One, two, three, four,

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five, six, se... oh,

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there's only six!

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We must be on a budget this year!

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DRUM BANGS

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Oh, so lovely to see you, my dear. I see you're out on a picnic.

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Yes, enjoying the sunshine after a hard day, you know,

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-cleaning the cottage and mining for diamonds.

-Sorry?

-Yes, yes.

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Hello, dwarves!

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-ALL:

-Hello.

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Oh, dear, tough crowd! Nana can't hear you! I said - "Hello, dwarves!"

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Hello.

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-Oh-ho-ho!

-Sorry, can I help you?

-What?

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I'm Nana Knickerbocker, you know, famous panto dame!

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You must have heard of me?! Yes, I lead the audience through a riot

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of fun and frolics. Not my words, Basingstoke Chronicle, 1994.

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Oh, it's nice to meet you, erm, I'm Miss Henderson and we're

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on a school outing. I think the children are getting

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-a bit hungry.

-I don't remember that in the storyline!

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Whoa! You can't eat that! Oh.

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Oh, apples are very nutritious. We always encourage the children

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-to eat lots of fruit.

-What?! This is a poisoned apple!

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Everyone knows that, cor! I don't know.

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I'm sure the Wicked Queen is hiding in the woods,

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-somewhere, ho-ho.

-My mum gave it to me.

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Your mum?! Oh, right. Well, yes, you can trust your mum!

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But we don't trust the Wicked Queen, do we, everyone?!

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Oh, dearie me, I'm carrying this. Let me hear you say, "Boo!"

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-ALL:

-Boo.

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Right, come on, everyone. Let's do the big finish, the finale.

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Let's have a sing-along! Come on, up you get.

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# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

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# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands #

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Hey-hey-hey! Right, take a bow! Oh, yes.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes, I do like a happy ending.

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Don't eat that apple.

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Doreen!

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Whoa!

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CLATTER AND CRASH

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Oh, dearie me!

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I'm Arthur Sleep and

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don't try that at home! Doreen, I think we need a new chair.

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Got nothing to sit on.

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And that's the news! He-he.

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-Hi.

-Hi!

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-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

-Noble.

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Noble who?

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No bell, so that's why I knocked.

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LAUGHTER

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-Bye!

-Bye!

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And now over to Gail Force. Gail, where are you?

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Hello, there, Gail Force reporting at a very exciting football match.

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Now, I'm here today with legendary goalkeeper and keen painter,

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-Gary Glover. Hello, Gary!

-I'm right.

-Hello.

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Gary, how long have you been a painter?

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I can't really speak at the moment, in the middle

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-of a game.

-Right. Are we talking five years, ten years?

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-What?

-How long have you been... Oh, goal! Goal!

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WHISTLE BLOWS Ow-ow-ow!

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Oh, unlucky, Gary. You let that one in, never mind.

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You might save the next one. Gary, can we see your favourite painting,

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-please?

-I don't have it on me. I'm playing football.

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-Well, hang on a minute, I may be able to help you.

-Man on!

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What? Gary! Gary, look, I've got your favourite painting.

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There you go. Now, talk us through it. Who's this here?

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-It's my mum!

-Oh!

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Anyway, when you... Oh, Gary!

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SHE GRUNTS

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Oh, there's the final whistle. You lost by a goal.

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Er, this is Gail Force, back to the studio. Smile, Gary.

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Now it's time for your giggles!

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-Why do bees have sticky hair?

-I don't know.

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Because they use honey combs!

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, hello there. I'm Professor Wriggles...

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I mean, Biggles.

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I mean, Muddles. Ha-ha. Now, one thing that really buzzles...

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I mean, muzzles, I mean, puzzles me is...

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HE CLEARS THROAT

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How do we make a banana jump? Huh? Well, some people say

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if you put a bowl of flute...

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I mean, toot...

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I mean, fruit, here next to the banana the fruit will start

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missing the banana so the banana will jump back in to the bowl.

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Shall we see if it works?

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HE CLEARS THROAT

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Hey up! Allie up!

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Oh, dear. I think this banana isn't peeling very well.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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No, only joking. "So, Professor Muddles..." I hear you cry,

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"What is the answer?" All you have to do is...take that out the way...

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is strap a banana around your tummy. There we are. Like so. There.

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Ha-ha-ha! Then you have to find the nearest dodo chick...

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I mean, slogo quick... I mean, pogo stick.

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Er, ha-ha, there we are. That was convenient. Ha-ha. Like this.

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Now, all we do is climb aboard and then leap about. Easy.

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Here we go. Now, the banana is really jumping.

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BOING

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I say, I say...

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SHRIEKING AND CLATTERING

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Oh, dear! Don't worry, I'm perfectly fine. Which is more than

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I can say for my pogo stick.

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So, what have we learnt about this experiment in making a banana jump?

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Hmm, well, er, ha-ha...

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Don't pogo stick indoors. Ha-ha. It's very, very messy

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and quite silly! I'm Professor Wriggles...

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I mean, Biggles...

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I mean, Muddles. Goodbyeee!

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Oh, dear, I've lost the banana! Oh!

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BOING

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It's silly time!

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SILLY MUSIC

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Howay, bairns. Keith Fit here and today I'm going to show you

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how to be a sprinter. OK. Now, a sprinter is a fast runner,

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to you and me. Ho-ho!

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Now, these days, the art of running is like a science.

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You need all the right kit and here it is...

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I've got...this... and then I've...

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Well... There's this tube here... I don't...

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There's water in there...

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Anyway, I'm going to be running against me mate here, Paula.

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-It's Polly.

-Polly. Who I've been teaching athletics to for

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-over 20 year.

-I'm only 18.

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Right, let's start the race, shall we?

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OK, ready, Paula? Don't worry, love. I'll go easy! Here we go.

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All right. Now, just wait for the starting whistle, here we go.

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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What? Hang on a minute! Wait! I wasn't ready...

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I just... Wait!

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HE PANTS

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-Slow down, Paula!

-It's Polly!

-Time for a quick drink.

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EMPTY SLURPING

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Whoa, man. Looking good!

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Almost there! The last few yards are always the hardest. Oh! Oh!

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New record. Woo! I'm exhausted. Sadly, Paula would have

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probably given up going on cos it's a big run and I'm a

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finely-tuned athlete. I mean...

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Whoa, man. She's over there. Beginner's luck.

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I'll give her some more tips later on. Well, I'm...

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that's one...

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..and that's how you run.

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Champion.

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CRASH

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DOOR LOCK RATTLES

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Nowadays, lots of furniture comes in pieces in a box.

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This is called flat-pack furniture.

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As a DIY expert it's important to be able to put this

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flat-pack furniture together.

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Today, we're going to put together a chair.

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Take care, there will be lots of different pieces inside.

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Also in the box should be a set of instructions. It's important

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to follow these instructions carefully even though they may

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look complicated.

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Next, find the little plastic bag with all the screws,

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nails and bolts.

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Take care not to lose any of these screws, nails or bolts.

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You will need them all.

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And now, following the instructions, put together your chair.

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If you're having problems just try to keep calm.

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Finally, your chair should be finished.

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CRASH AND CLATTER

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Job done.

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# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song

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# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong. #

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Do you mind?

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Minstrel, today's the day of the Sherwood Forest Archery Competition

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and the winner gets a kiss with the lovely Maid Marion.

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So, don't put me off by singing. Got that?

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# Go-o-ot that. #

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# Robin says he's very good at shooting with his bow... #

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I am.

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# Actually he's rubbish though we never tell him so... #

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Hey!

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# He thinks he's great but he can't shoot straight

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# Though we never tell him so. #

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-Is that true?

-No, no. Indeed not, fair Marion.

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Go away, you're putting me off. And besides, that song is terrible.

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Unlike me. I am quite brilliant.

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# Robin Hood is brilliant but he doesn't like our song

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# He's bound to make a mess of things, he always gets it wrong

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# He's bound to make a mess of things, he always gets it wrong. #

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Stop singing!

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# The arrow set, the target waits there isn't any sound... #

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Shush!

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# But Robin's arrow's looking odd it's the wrong way round! #

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What? Ouch!

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Go away!

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# Good luck, brave Robin

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# Good luck, brave Robin

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# Good luck, brave Robin

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# Go-o-o-od lu-u-u-uck! #

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BOING

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That was rubbish. No kisses for you. I'm a better shot than that.

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No, Marion, come back!

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# The archery is at an end and so is our fine song

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# But Robin made a mess of things he always gets it wrong

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# But Robin made a mess of things

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# He always gets it wr-o-o-ong. #

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That minstrel's got to go.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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