Episode 22 Gigglebiz


Episode 22

Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig do some drawing and make a massive rock pencil.


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Keith Fitt...

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Will Barrow...

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Storybook Stan...

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Captain Adorable...

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but now, here's King Flannel!

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Ah! Another beautiful day.

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Oh, hello! What are you doing with that little pair of scissors?

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No, you need shears! Yes, yes, yes.

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Yoo-hoo!

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Eh? Ugh, who left the gate open?

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Lovely day for skipping!

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-What?!

-Here we are.

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-Ugh!

-Come on, you! You silly old thing.

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-Ugh, I don't want to skip!

-You love to. Here.

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-Oh, all right, then.

-Shoes.

-Oh, yes.

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-Pee-yew!

-Oh, stop it!

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-Oh, I don't know.

-Ready?

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Ready. Ready?

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Hey!

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Hey!

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-Woo!

-I mean, really...

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Well, what do I do?

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I mean...I'm bored!

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Oh...

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Oh, I'm fed up with this, now.

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-Oh.

-Right, my go.

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Go on, that's it. Yes, yes, yes.

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Right, my go!

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Right, go!

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Hey! Yeah! Oh!

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I love it! Oh!

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HE GRUMBLES

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Right! Hey! Hup!

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BOING!

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Ooh, ow!

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Oh... And again.

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Hey, yeah!

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Ooh! Augh...

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Right. This is no good.

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Right.

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You do that with that there.

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Right.

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-And you...

-Huh?

-Put that down there.

-Oh...

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Right. Here we go.

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Hup! Hup!

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Hup! Hah!

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No!

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Yeah!

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Wh-What?

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-Wait!

-No, no, no!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Oh...

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Referee, wha...?

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That was you.

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-I didn't do it. Your fault.

-Your fault.

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-Oh... Oh!

-Ah!

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Hey-hey! Yeah!

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Ha ha!

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Oh, yes.

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Aha, yes.

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Ha ha! Yeah!

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HE BEATBOXES

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Oh, yeah!

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What is it, Doreen? I'm listening to some tunes! Ooh...

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Ahem, sorry about that, I was just enjoying a few bits of popular music.

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Heh heh. Ahem.

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Anyway, now it's time to go over to Keith Fitt for some sports views.

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Keith, what have you got for us?

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HE BEATBOXES

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Oh, yeah!

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Well, Arthur, how do you get fit for free?

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Watch and learn, bairns, watch and learn.

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Oh, here comes Mrs Peveril.

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Mrs Peveril, can I help you up this steep hill

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with your heavy bag of shopping?

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Well, um, actually I was going in the other direction...

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Don't worry, my pleasure, Mrs Peveril. Oh, man!

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-That's my shopping in there!

-Augh!

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As you can see, bairns, I'm using every muscle in me body

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trying to push this up the hill.

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What have you got in here, Mrs P? 30 watermelons?

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Augh, man, nearly there.

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Augh. There you go, bairns.

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Now, after any kind of exercise you have to stretch your body.

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That's it.

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Warm doon. Using the trolley! Ho-ho, champion!

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And that's how you get fit for free.

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-Using...

-My trolley!

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That's right, Mrs Peveril. Your trolley.

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Ho ho, running off home for her tea. Champion.

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CRASH!

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HORN HONKS

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HORN HONKS

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HORN HONKS

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HORN HONKS

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BIRDS TWITTER

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-Hi!

-Hello!

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-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

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-Major.

-Major who?

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Major ask, didn't I?

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-Bye!

-Bye!

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Augh, deary me!

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Doreen, how many sugars are in this, eh? Five?

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I asked for nine!

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I don't know... Ooh!

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Ahem, hello there. Sorry about that.

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News just in - a gang of thieves in the area are stealing mugs of tea.

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I don't know, I mean, whatever next?

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Wh... Eh?

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This is the home of Ug and Ig, where almost everything is made of rock.

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PENCIL SQUEAKS Hi, Ig!

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Hello, Ug. Do you like Ig's drawing?

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Yeah!

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Oh...

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Ah! PENCIL SQUEAKS

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You think Ig needs a new pencil, Ug?

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Yeah. Shh!

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One that's quieter than his pencil?

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Yeah, yeah!

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And bigger, too?

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Big, big.

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Oh, yeah, good one, good one.

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Oh, wait, Ig, wait, whoa!

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CRASH!

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Oh... What do you think?

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Ta-da!

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Ooh... Argh!

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Augh...

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Ig, I've fallen. Thanks.

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Eh, what?

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Oh... All right.

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Oh...

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Why don't you try your pencil again, Ug?

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Oh, yeah. Right.

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On my shoulder.

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Agh! AGH!

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Augh... All right, Ig...

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Where's he gone?

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Ig...?

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Oh...

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Aaah!

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Augh, and again!

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Have a go with that.

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Perhaps you should stick to drawing Ig's way, Ug.

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PENCIL SQUEAKS

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Great, yeah, yeah.

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Well done, Ug.

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Well done, Ig.

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DING!

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BOING!

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Oh, yeah. Thanks.

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It's silly time!

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HONK!

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How are you, bairns? Keith Fitt here.

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People often ask me, "Keith, how do you get fit for free, man?"

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Well, walking a dog is a great way to get fit.

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This is Mrs Peveril, my lovely neighbour.

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And this is her dog, Titan.

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And I'm going to take Titan here for a walk.

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See you later, Mrs Peveril.

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Now, I've been walking dogs for over 20 year,

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and I've never had a problem. Come on, Titan. Off we go, man.

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Now - whoa! Whoa - hey!

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-Slow down, man!

-TITAN BARKS

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How do you make these things stop?! Halt! Slow down, Titan!

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Oof!

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Oh...

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Oh, there you go, Mrs Peveril.

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Oh, thank you.

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-Do you need some help getting out, dear?

-Oh, no, no.

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I'm just, you know...

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-chillaxing.

-That's nice.

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TITAN BARKS

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And that's how you walk a dog.

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Champion.

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Oof, me back...

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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-What fruit teases you?

-I don't know.

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Na-na banana!

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Ah, there it is. Wonderful.

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Heh heh. Oh, hello, bookworms! Just in time!

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Storybook Stan here, and I've got a real belter for you today.

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It's called Gluey Huey and the Sticky Gluey!

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I'm laughing already!

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It's about a boy who discovers the stickiest glue

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in the whole wide world.

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Oh, dear!

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Are you sitting comfortably? Then let's begin. Now...

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"There was a sticky..." Oh, hang on a minute.

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I think I'm stuck!

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Oh, no!

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Hang on. Don't seem to... I cannot get...

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I'm stuck to the book and the pages!

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You couldn't write it, could you?!

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I... Just... Hang on a minute, I'll just get myself...

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Oh, no! It's stuck to me other hand now!

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I mean, I can't... Oh, that's better.

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Oh, hang on, I'm stuck to the chair! Oh...!

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I need some glue!

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Hang on a minute, I... Augh...

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No, wait... Um, well, anyway, this book...

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The glue was everywhere, and then...

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Huey couldn't find...

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Put on your space suit and gravity boots, it's Captain Adorable.

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Ha ha!

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Greetings, crew! How are we on this fine galactic mor... Aah!

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Ow! Ooh...

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Oh, what...?

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-It's a large cardboard box, Bottom.

-It's "Botham", Captain.

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It's full of hundreds of cereal packets.

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-Perhaps

-I

-should have done the internet shop this week, Captain.

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Ahh, well, we need to clear these things up. Now... Waa!

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-Plummeting planets, Bottom!

-A problem, Captain?

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Yes! Evasive action, crew!

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Now!

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Activate invisibility. Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah...

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With the stealth-like movements of a panther...

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with the speed of a thousand gazelles...

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Oh, ah...

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Did he see me?

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Did what see you, Captain?

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That thing over there.

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The most deadly creature in the universe!

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The Orange of Doom.

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Actually, I think that's QT's lunchtime snack

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she's saving for later.

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What can we do to protect ourselves?

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What can we possibly use?

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And this will protect us from the Orange of Doom?

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It's the only hope we have, Bottom.

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COMM BEEPS Right, QT, can you read me?

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QT, can you read me?

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Ahem, this is a Code, um.... Orange! Ha ha!

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Ahem. We have an Orange of Doom on board. An Orange of Doom!

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We need backup immediately!

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Here she comes now!

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Look! Brave girl, she's going in!

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Bottom, look, she's disabling the Orange of Doom

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and containing it in that isolation tank.

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Actually it's her snack box, Captain.

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No matter, Bottom. All that we know is, ha-ha, the galaxy is saved again.

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But please, don't thank QT. Thank me. It's what I do.

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Ah, now, breakfast!

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Ah, what about some cereal, Captain?

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Ha ha ha!

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No, Bottom, I fancy some toast today.

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This is the Captain. All is well.

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Howay, bairns, Keith Fitt here.

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Still getting fit for free.

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Now, if you haven't got a trolley or a dog, try this one for size.

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Heh heh! Puddle-jumping.

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OK. Now, When I was a bairn I used to jump over puddles all the time.

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In fact, I've been jumping over puddles for 20 year,

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so I know what I'm talking aboot. Let's go to work.

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And remember,

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misjudge the puddle and you're going to get wet.

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Howay the puddle-jump!

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Oh, no, man!

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Augh...

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-Are you all right, dear?

-Oh, aye, pet.

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You know, just hanging out. You know, swimming.

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That's nice.

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And that's how you puddle-jump.

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Champion!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Naughty King Flannel does some skipping in the garden with Lady Chatalot, newsreader Arthur Sleep listens to a few popular tunes, fitness guru Keith Fitt demonstrates how to get fit for free, gardener Will Barrow has problems with some troublesome flying animals, prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig do some drawing and make a massive rock pencil, lovable old storyteller Storybook Stan gets glued to the pages of a book, and Captain Adorable faces a new outer space adversary in the form of the Orange of Doom.

The show also features the Gigglekids - children from all around the country telling their favourite jokes, and Justin joins children onscreen for the best knock knock jokes. Finally there's some silly dancing fun in silly time!


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