Episode 3 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

DIY Dan.

Ug and Ig.

Will Barrow.

Ann Teak.

But now it's time for Rapids Johnson...

BIRDS CHEEPING

Hi there, Rapids...

Rapids Johnson here,

and I'm in one of the remotest places on Earth,

just outside Stevenage, and we're in search of bears. Huh...

Now, we've got to be clever,

cos we're never going to find a bear out here exposed in the open.

So, we have to be cunning and build a hideout to er...

..er, hide in. Ha-ha. Let's go to work.

Right, I've just, ugh... there we are, ha-ha, right.

Now, I'm going to use these twigs and branches

to build my hideout, because, let's face it, we're not going to find

planks of wood lying around here in the forest, are we?!

BEARS WHISTLE

And it won't take me any time to build the hideout,

because I have survival skills. I always...oh...

ha-ha, excuse me a second, I'll just organise myself here,

oh, yes, thank you, very kind.

Now, I'll find those bears, or my name's not Rapids...er...

-Johnson.

-Johnson. Keep 'em peeled. Right...

Today, we're going to be making a handy clothes rack.

It's always useful to have somewhere to hang all your stylish

and fashionable clothes.

First, we need to attach the upright parts to the clothes rail.

Sometimes you might need a second attempt.

CRASH AND CLATTER

And if you're having problems, why not try

putting it together on the workbench?

And remember, always hold your tools firmly.

CLATTER

So, all you need to do now is assemble the rest of the pieces.

And, if you've followed the plans carefully, you should now

have an elegant clothes rack.

Perfect for hanging all your clothes up.

CRASH AND CLATTER

Job done.

It's silly time!

SILLY MUSIC

This is the home of Ug and Ig, where almost everything

is made of rock.

Hu-huh-ugh hi! Ha-ha, oh...

-Wha's that?

-Do you like Ig's robot, Ugg?

-Oh, yeah!

Do you think you can make a better one?

Oh-huh-oh, yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

And a bigger one?

Oh, yeah!

Eee-hee.

Oh-ho-ha.

Ahh!

Ah...

what...

-That is a big robot.

-Yeah.

Do you need a remote control to make it work?

Well...yeah.

I made one here!

Ha-ha, hee...

Eeegh!

Oh, oh!

Ig, will you help me? Oh...

Oh, ah...you got to be...

Oh, ah, he strong. Ha-ha.

Yup.

-Oh, dear.

-Ahh...

Oh, right...

Ugh...

Hold on...

All right. Huh...

His head fall off.

That doesn't seem to have worked, Ug.

He's my best friend, my mate. He was...!

What...?

Oh?

He...what? For me?

Oh, Ig!

Ha-ha. For me.

Here. Oh...

Ah, thanks, Ig.

Well done, Ug. Well done, Ig.

There, now you've both got robots to play with.

Ig.

Just one final adjustment.

That should do it, good.

Oh! Hello there! Rapids Johnson here in the woods looking for bears.

Now, I've built this hideout. Isn't it fantastic?

Now, I'm going to stand inside - the bears won't be able to see me,

but I can see the bears! Hurrah!

But I hear you cry, "Where's the front door?"

It hasn't got one, because, frankly...

BEARS WHISTLE

..where are you going to find a door in the woods?

You're not! This type of hideout is pretty much the only thing

you can build in the woods with your bare hands.

Unless you have some serious tools hanging around,

and that's not going to happen, frankly!

Check back later, and I'll tell you if I've seen some bears.

CHAIN SAW WHIRRS

I'll find them, or my name's not Rapids...er...

-Johnson.

-..Johnson! Keep 'em peeled.

SAWING IN BACKGROUND

Ah...

Ah!

-HE CLEARS THROAT

-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

-Isabel.

-Isabel who?

Is a bell needed on a bike?

Ha-ha-ha!

GIGGLING

MUSIC: "Old MacDonald Had A Farm"

Hello, Farmer Dung.

-Oh, hello there.

-You look very busy. What are you up to today?

Yeah, we're all busy on the farm today, yeah.

Reg is busy, aren't you, Reg?

-We're countin' peas.

-Counting peas? That will take a long time.

Yeah. Reg, how are you getting on? What have you done?

Five! Well done, you!

PHONE RINGS

Is that your phone? Get your phone, Reg.

What? Me?! I've just sat down! All right, I'll go and get it.

-CLATTER

-Hello...?

-PHONE CHATTER

-Hello, John, Dung here.

Yeah, how you getting on?

-'How's Reggie?'

-Yeah, Reggie's countin' peas.

-He says hello.

-'Got a new tractor.'

-Got a new tractor?

-What colour is it, then?

-'Red.'

-Oh, a red one? A red tractor...

What's going on here? Look at all these.

Ha, all right, John.

What...me? Hay? I'll give you some hay, we've got a few bales

of hay there, that'll be fine!

-Right, John, see you later.

-'Wait, wait...!'

He wants some hay... Look! I got twisted up!

Reg, what happened to that? Ah-ha!

The old peas are everywhere! John, he's laughin', he's laughin'!

-JOHN LAUGHS

-How many you count there, Reg?

One? Well, we'll have pea soup then. Want some pea soup, John?

-He's comin' round.

-'See you later.'

One!

Yes, hello, I'd like to apply for the job of newsreader for the national...

Oh, ah-hem.

Erm, hello, I'm Arthur Sleep, with some breaking news for you.

A leopard has escaped from the zoo! Oh-ho.

And is walking through the town centre.

On being asked what the people should do, a police officer replied,

"Don't panic, just let us know if you spot it, ha-ha!

If you SPOT it, Doreen, did you get that?

Oh, hello! Shh. Hello. Rapids Johnson here, ha-ha.

You probably didn't spot me - I was in my trusty hideout looking out

for bears. You see, I can hide in here, they can't see me,

but I can see them, ha-ha! Genius!

Hmm, no sign yet. This may take some time.

I'm OK, I've got my hideout to sit in, but the poor old bears,

they're probably freezing in a cave somewhere, who knows?

I'm going to have a nice cup of tea. "How?" I hear you cry,

"There are no teapots in the woods!" Well, I'm going to use my boot.

Have a nice cup of boot tea, excuse me.

BEARS HUM HAPPILY

Ho-ho-ho, lovely! Piping hot! Mmm, yummy.

HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

It needs some sugar, I think. Er, just the one, thank you very much.

Well, this is Rapids Johnson, having a nice cup of boot tea,

waiting for the bears.

HE SLURPS AND COUGHS Keep 'em peeled.

MOLE LAUGHS AND WHOOPS

MOLE LAUGHS AND WHOOPS

MOLE LAUGHS AND WHOOPS

MOLES LAUGH AND WHOOP

And now it's time for your giggles!

Why do witches wear name badges?

ALL: I don't know.

So we know which witch is which!

LAUGHTER

Has anyone seen my cup of tea and choccie biccies?

I've been waiting here for 30 seconds.

Who's next? Whoa! Oh, you're here already.

Hello, I hope you have something of interest for me, Mr...

Handley, and I do have something very interesting

-and possibly quite valuable.

-Well! Let's not get excited.

I'll be the judge of that! What have we got here?

This is a letter signed by none other than King Henry VIII.

Oh, how intriguing. May I?

-Er...OK.

-Ho-ho, right. Let's see what we have, shall we?

There we are... Well, look at this.

Now, this is a very old piece of paper.

Or, as we call it, "pyarchment." Now, people in the olden days used to

write on it, but I can see, Mr Heatpack, a little bit of damage

here and here

and little bit of damage up there, as well.

-Oh, but you...!

-Yes, are the expert. Oh, thank you, Dave.

Excuse me, I'm absolutely famished. Mmm-hu-hmm.

I must have another biscuit and some tea.

Oh, no, there's a bit of biscuit in there.

-Oh!

-Oh, dearie me. Butterfingers!

Don't worry, Mr Handstand, it's only tea.

I'll just give it a good shake. There...

Blow it out a bit, you know. SHE BLOWS HARD

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh, I say, seems to have ripped in half.

Well, never mind, I'm sure you'll be able to glue it back,

there we are! Has anyone seen another cup of tea for me?

Well, to conclude, I absolutely think it's worthless.

-It's worthless now.

-I'm glad that we agree, Mr Handstand. Ha-ha.

Off you go, go on. HIGH VOICE: Next!

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, Giggle it's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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# We've had a lot of fun Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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