Episode 4 Gigglebiz
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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# Na-na na-na Here we go! # | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-Ho-ho! -Coming up on Gigglebiz... | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
Captain Adorable, | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
Storybook Stan, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Keith Fit, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
The Burrito Brothers, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
but, first, here's Professor Muddles. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Oh! Ha, ha! Hello there. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
I am a hairdresser. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Eh, no! A trouser presser. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
No, I mean, I'm Professor Muddles. Ha, ha! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
And welcome to my laboratory. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Now, today I'll try to answer another very important scientific question. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:46 | |
Why does tickling make us laugh? Well, it's simple. I go... | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Oh, ho, ho! Oh, dear! It's started already. Easy! Ha, ha! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
To answer this question, I've invented this machine. Ta-da! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
I call it the Tuper Sickler. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
I mean, ugh, the Super Tickler. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Now, I'm just going to turn it on by using this | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
very special remote control. On it goes. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
There we are. Now, I shall move the Super Tickler | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
towards me using this lever here. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
That's it. Here it comes. Ha, ha! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
A little bit closer, I think. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
There we are. Now and...oh, ho, ho! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
As you can see...! Oh, ho, ho! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
The Super Tickler has started to tickle me! Oh, ho, ho, ho! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
Hee, hee, hee! I think that's enough! Ha, ha! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
I'll just move it away! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Yah! Ooh! Ho, ho! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
And turn the machine off. Oh! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
My, my, my! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Well, as you can see, viewers, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
the Super Tickler works extremely "bell". | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Ugh, I mean, smell. Ugh, I mean, well. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Hey, what's going on? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Hang on. I didn't turn the machine back on! Oh, no! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
My controller isn't working! The Super Tickler is out of control! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
Oh, it's coming towards me! Oh, ha, ha! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
HE WIBBLES | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Oh, no! I'm being tickled! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Oh, I can't take it anymore! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Luckily, I've put in an emergency stop! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Oh! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Hoo, hoo! Oh, my, my! Oh, thank goodness for that. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Well, ahem. What have we learnt today? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Well, I've learnt that I'm extremely rubbish. Ugh! I mean, a starfish! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:26 | |
Ugh! I mean, very ticklish. Woo! Oh, no! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
The machine's on again! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
I'm Professor Muddles! Goodbye! It's alive! Woo! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
And now it's time for Your Giggles. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
What's a shark's favourite snack? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
I don't know. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Fish and ships! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Put on your spacesuit and gravity boots. It's Captain Adorable! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:56 | |
Captain Adorable in Space! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Asteroids, QT, seat belts on. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Greetings, crew! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
Ha, ha! I... | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
What's going on? Oof...! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Yah! Hai-ya! Hai-ya! Yah! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Ha, ha! See that? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Captain Adorable is NEVER defeated! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Situation report, Bottom. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-It's Bothom, Captain. -I understand. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Suffering solar systems! What is THAT?! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Asteroids, Captain, large pieces of rock and gas | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
that hurtle through space. It's best if we don't crash into one. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
Hmm. And that is exactly why you need a superhero at the helm. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
I rather think QT is doing a fine job. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-Oh, look! There's another! -CRASHING | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Perhaps the Captain should put his seat belt on. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Oh, Bottom! Superheroes don't need seat belts! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
CRASHING | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
HE SCREAMS THUMPS | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Ooh! Ugh! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
It's OK. We...AHHH! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
-Wah! -THUMPS | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Wah! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Oh, I feel a bit wobbly, Bottom. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Oh, panic over, everyone! Calm down! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
QT, I'm here to save the day. Pass the controls over. Ha, ha! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
I...oh... It doesn't seem to be working. Put some... | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Batteries on the Christmas list? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Captain, I believe when you've got the controls upside down, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
the ship goes upside down. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Oh! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-May I suggest QT takes the controls? -Very well! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Captain? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
I'm up here! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Whoa! Oof! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Welcome back, Captain. We appear to have got past the asteroids. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Ha, ha! Good, good. Another day saved, eh? | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
But, please, don't thank me, Bottom. It's what I do. Ha, ha! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
And remember, kids, superheroes always wear their seat belts. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:11 | |
Ha, ha! WAH! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
This is the Captain. All is well. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Now, is this the one I was...? Ah, yes, there it is. Oh, lovely. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
Oh, hello, bookworms! Good to see you. Ha, ha! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Just in time again for a wonderful story with me, | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Storybook Stan. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
Now, I'll be reading a very special book today. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
It's called The Russian Doll. You're going to love it! OK. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Sitting comfortably? Course you are. All right, let's start. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Now, once upon a time, there... | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Hang on a minute! What's this? Look, bookworms, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
there's another book inside! I don't believe it! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Let's start again. Once upon a time... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
No, not again. Yes, again! There's another book! Ho, ho! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:58 | |
This is funny, isn't it? Once upon a time... | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
No! It's happened again! I don't believe this! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Oh, we're never going to get this one going! Once upon a... | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Oh! Look, bookworms, it's tiny! I can't read this! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
I need my magnifying glass. Won't be a minute. OK, right... | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Now, once upon a... Where's it gone? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
I dropped it. No, don't go! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Wait, the Russian dolls, I... Bookworms, bye! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
It's silly time! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
999...1,000. Ha, ha! Well done, Keith! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Whoa! How are you, beings? Keith Fit here. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Today, I'm going to show you how to play croquet. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Now, I've been playing croquet for over 20 years, | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
so I know how to play, but Mrs Peverill is a beginner. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
She's going to tell us how to play. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Well, to start with, you need a ball and a mallet. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
I've already got the mullet, love! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
-No, a mallet, Keith. -Oh, right, a mallet. Two seconds... | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
Right, Mrs Peverill. I've got me ball and me mallet. Right, what's next? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Ha! I think you've got that a bit wrong. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
No, I'm the professional. Right, how do you play now? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Well, it's quite simple, Keith. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
You hit the ball through the hoop with your mallet. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Oh, ho, ho! Look at that! Beginner's luck, Mrs P! Now, it's my go. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:36 | |
OK, let's show you really how to do it. Put your ball down there... | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
and keep your eye on the hoop. OK. Here we go. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Big hit and you're away. AWAY WITH YOU! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Whoa! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Great game, eh, Mrs Peverill? It doesn't last long though. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
No, not the way you play it. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
LAUGHING: Fancy another one? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Champion! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGHS | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
HE MOUTHS: Very good. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
CRASHING BEHIND CURTAIN | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
Ahem! Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
Police are currently searching for a burger. Oh, ahem! My mistake. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
A burglar who stole a lorry load of cement. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
If you see him, don't get too close, he's apparently a hardened criminal. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:59 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
A hardened criminal! Did you hear that, Doreen? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Come on, Doreen, laugh a little! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
Gail, what have you got for us? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Thank you, Arthur. Yes, hello, I'm Gail Force, | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
and I'm here at this amazing new sculpture | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
with the creator himself, Donald. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-Hello, Donald. -Hello. -Hi! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Tell me about this amazing piece of art. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
-FLY BUZZES -Well, I've been working on it | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
for five years and it's called Spirit Of The Garden... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
-FLY BUZZES -Ow! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
Oh, sorry, you had a fly on your belly. There you go, it's gone now. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
-Carry on, David. -It's Donald. Um, as I was saying... | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-FLY BUZZES -It's called Spirit Of The Garden. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Oh, it's back again. Oh, oh! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
-It's a series of three sculptures... -Oh, oh! Fly, begone! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-I think it's gone now. Carry on, Duncan. -It's Donald. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
-FLY BUZZES -As I said, it's a series of three | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
-sculptures... -Shh! Hold that thought. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-I think it's on my nose. -Can I help? -No, it's OK. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Ahh! Eee! Ah! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Ah! Ah! I've got it! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Well, um...look forward, we're on cam. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
Back to the studio, Arthur. Um, is this a piece of it? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:18 | |
Mmm. Mmm. Heh, heh. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
BOTH: Hey! APPLAUSE | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Hmm? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
BOTH: Hey! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
What, eh? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
What? You? You in the ring! | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Hey, hey! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
ALL: Hey! APPLAUSE | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Huh? Hey! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Oh, no! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
Ah! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Hey! Ha, ha! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Ah, OK! Ha, ha, yeah! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Huh! Yeah! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
BOTH: Oh, oh, ho! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Yah! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
BOTH: Whoa! Oh! Oh! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
HE GRUNTS AND GROANS | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Ah! Ha, ha! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
Hey! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
HE BLOWS ON HANDS | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
THEY STRAIN | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Oh, whoa! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
HIS KNEES CHATTER | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Whoa! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
Uh... | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Hey! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
-Hey! -Hey! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
SCATTERED APPLAUSE | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
# Farewell, TTFN | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
# We all hate to say goodbye | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
# But we'll be back again | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
# Na-na na It's time to go | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! # | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 |