Episode 1 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz -

Dina Lady.

The Lost Pirate.

Will Singalot.

But first, it's Professor Muddles.

Oh! Hello there. I'm Professor Puddles. I mean Professor Muddles!

And welcome to my laboratory.

Today, we're going to answer a question science has been

asking for many years.

How strong are pants?

I mean ants! Ha-ha!

Behold, this is an ant farm and it's absolutely full of tiny ants.

I'm just going to take the lid off, like so. There we are.

ANTS SQUEAK Oh, and hello to you, too!

Now, you won't be able to see this at home but as we speak,

the ants are climbing out of the ant farm

and they're marching onto my desk in a lovely line. Oh!

All except Adam, there. Back in line, Adam! He's the musical one.

Now, to find out how strong these ants really are,

let's see how heavy an object they can carry.

Right, what shall we start with? Oh, how about this old mug?

Right, pop it in place like so...

Ants! Quick march!

Oh! Fascinating stuff.

As you can see, the ants are working together to carry my bug.

Ooh-ee! I mean pug!

Ooh-ee! I mean mug! There it goes! Well done, ants.

And ready... Halt!

Ah, great stuff.

Now let's try something heavier, shall we? How about...

Oh! Good old Bobo, he'll do. Come on, Bobo. There we are.

Let's see how the ants get on with Bobo. Right then, hrm-hrm.

Ants! Quick march!

Oh, I say! Look at that! They're carrying Bobo!

Yes, impressive stuff, that's for sure.

Right, ready and... Halt!

Oh, well done, ants. So, what have we learned here today?

Well, when tiny ants work together, they are indeed pretty strong

and it seems they're rather good at following orders, too.

Ooh! Oh, no! They're carrying my desk off!

Ants, ants! I say, halt! Halt!

Oh, no, they've got me! Help! Put me down!

I'm Professor Muddles, bye-eeh!

Oh!

Howay, bairns. Keith Fitt here

and welcome to Keith Fitt -

It's A Record, Man!

OK, now today I'm going to be breaking a football world record.

Here are the judges that are going to watch me attempt.

Howay, lads. Ho-ho!

Hrm-hrm. Erm...

Nice stopwatch, man.

Right, Keith.

You've got 30 seconds to save as many penalties as you can, OK?

OK, man. Ha-ha.

Now, I haven't been saving penalties very long.

Only 20 year!

Ha-ha, 20 year! You written down 20?

Ha-ha, OK.

Let's go and break a world record. Howay!

OK. Soccer skills ready.

In three...two...one...

Begin!

Oh, man, I wasn't ready for that one.

Whoa, man, not another! Wait! Oh, I had that one, nearly!

Oh! Hey! Hang on a minute!

Skills!

Right, oh...

On me heid! Aw, man!

Away, man!

I saved that!

World record, skills!

-Aww...

-Stop the clock.

Oh, man. Skills! Champion!

OK, bairns, let's go and see if we've broken a world record.

OK, did we break the record?

-No, Keith.

-Sorry, Keith.

Oh...

And that's how you save penalties, ha-ha!

Champion!

Hrm-hrm-hrm, hrm-hrm.

Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

This just in -

the public have been warned to be on the lookout for a plague of ants.

Apparently, they'll walk off with anything,

so make sure you keep a look-out.

And that's the news.

ANTS SQUEAK

Knock, knock!

-Who's there?

-Atch.

-Atch who?

Oh, have you got a cold? Do you want a tissue?

Thank you!

SHE BLOWS HER NOSE LOUDLY Eww...

The trouble with a bath full of custard is that you can

easily lose your rubber ducks.

Oh, hello there, my little cinnamon buns.

Welcome to Bake Me A Star, with me, Dina Lady.

Oh, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy. Say hello, Tommy.

Hello, Tommy!

Now today, we asked our three home bakers to bake

a chocolate chip muffin.

Oh, I love muffins.

They're like earmuffs that you can eat!

All right, Tommy. Calm down.

Daft boy.

And remember, we'll award the Bake Me A Star rosette to whoever

makes the best muffins.

Right, then. I'll have a little look.

And I'll have a little taste.

Now, I like those. Those look nice and chocolaty.

Oh, that's different. You've made lots of little muffins.

Right, and that's your classic chocolate chip muffin right there.

Yum. Right, we've had a little look. I can't wait to have a little taste.

Huh? But they've all gone, and I don't get to taste any?

Oh, Tommy, you are funny.

Now I've just had a teeny, tiny taste and all of your

chocolate chip muffins were good but not quite right.

Now, thankfully, I baked one earlier.

Here it is. There you go.

It's a muffin covered with proper chips.

Go on, then, Tommy. Take a bite.

Not bad, eh?

Which means first prize goes to, erm...

Oh, me!

Cos I baked it.

That is a surprise.

Say goodbye, Tommy.

Goodbye, Tommy.

See you next time, my little cherry sponges.

Here, do you want some tomato sauce on that, Tom?

There you go.

And now it's time for your giggles!

-What do you call a dinosaur that won't take a bath?

-I don't know.

A stinkasaurus.

LAUGHTER

PARROT SQUAWKS Ahar!

Ahar! Prepare to set sail, Captain Crackers!

PARROT SQUAWKS

Ahar, all shipshape up here on deck.

Let's check the lower deck.

Ahar!

FOGHORN BLARES

HE SNORES

Hey!

And now we go over to Gale Force. Gale.

Thank you, Arthur. Hello, there.

I'm Gail Force

and I'm here with this lovely choir from Giggle Green Primary School.

Now, they've been selected for a national choir competition. Hooray!

-Is that right?

-They have indeed.

-Oh, how exciting.

I believe that you're all very happy about it, aren't you?

# If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands

# If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands... #

Oh, I love this one!

# Happy and you know it, really want to show it...

# Happy, happy, happy, clap your hands! #

Hooray! Oh, wonderful.

There's nothing like a group all singing

together in perfect harmony, is there, Mrs Thompsons?

-There isn't, no.

-No.

Now, do you have a favourite song that you like to sing?

Well, yes, we do, actually.

Mine's always the one about, you know, all the animals in the jungle.

-The lion, yes. How did that go?

-Well, I'm not really sure that I...

# In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... #

-Yes, that was it.

-Perhaps we should sing our competition entry.

# In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... #

# Twinkle, twinkle, little star... #

SHE SCREECHES OVER THEM

SCREECHING CONTINUES

# Awimbawe, awimbawe, awimbawe, awimbawe... #

SHE CATERWAULS

It's silly time!

SILLY MUSIC

FLUTE PLAYS GREENSLEEVES

# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song

# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong... #

Quiet! I'm getting ready to take Maid Marion to the forest dance,

so don't put me off with your singing. Got that?

# Go-o-ot that! #

# Good Robin's in a cracking mood, he's going on a date

# He's taking Marion to the dance, what a shame he's running late

# He's late, he's late, he's running late for his very important date. #

Huh? What are you talking about?

Oh, no! I've only got one minute to get to the edge of the forest!

-What am I going to do?

-You could use the short cut.

Short cut? What short cut?

# There is a path through trees and woods, a secret one I know

# The shortest route to Marion's side

# It's the fastest way to go... #

Really?

# Just hurry down the muddy path and keep on walking straight

# Fair Marion is waiting

# And you are running late. #

Stop saying that!

# He's late, he's late, he's running late

# For his very important date. #

Stop jumping about! You'll get mud all over me!

# A turn to the right, a turn to the left

# Keep your eyes on me... #

OK.

# Walk this way and don't forget

# To jump the fallen tree... #

Fallen tree?

What fallen tr...

Oh, THAT fallen tree.

# Around the final bend we go, we're near the forest's edge... #

At last.

# Just one more thing we have to do... #

What's that?

# Walk backwards through this hedge. #

Huh?

# And now our journey's at an end

# For Robin looks a state

# His clothes are in a muddy mess

# But at least he isn't late. #

Ah, Marion! You look lovely.

And you look...

a complete mess. I'm off.

No!

# But at least he wasn't late! #

That minstrel's got to go.

You've been watching Gigglebiz. Howay!

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

Ho-ho!