Episode 2 Gigglebiz

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Ho-ho!

Coming up on Gigglebiz...

Enrique Pasadoble...

Rapids Johnson...

Nana Knickerbocker.

But first, it's DIY Dan.

'Does your pet dog need a new home?

'How about building them a kennel?

'First, you need a good solid base for your kennel.'

WOOF! WOOF!

CRASH!

'Make that base nice and comfortable for your dog.'

SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

'And ensure your dog is well fed while you work.

'Next, add the walls.

'Make sure the walls are hammered in nice and securely.'

CRASH!

'Now the walls are secure,

'carefully attach the roof.

'Now your kennel is finished,

'your dog can move into his new home.'

'If you've forgotten the door, don't worry.

'You just need to make one.'

RUFF!

RUFF! RUFF!

'Job done.'

Hello there. I'm half asleep and here's the news...

25 fish have been found... PHONE RINGS

Oh, hang on a minute. Excuse me.

Hello? Yep. I know, I am reading the news. Yeah, now!

All right, then. Call you back later. Bye-bye.

Sorry about that.

I'm all right.

JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS

APPLAUSE

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

Ho-ho! Ha-ha-harr!

Right then, Captain Crackers,

let's shop till we drop...anchor.

He-he.

Ay, what be this?

"No dogs allowed?"

Well, you'll be all right, Captain Crackers. Aharr! Onward.

Wait a second, what's this?

"No parrots allowed?"

Oh, dear, scuppered again, Captain Crackers. Never mind.

You perch there

and I'll find you the finest bag of birdseed treasure can buy.

Ah-ha-harr! Right then, aisle 15, I think.

SQUAWK!

SQUAWK!

And now it's time for your giggles.

-What pet can make music?

-I don't know.

A trum-pet.

Hmm, let me think...

Ah-ha!

Equals X.

Another game to me!

That's 73 games to zero.

Better luck next time, Bobo.

Oh, hello there!

I'm Professor Muddles and welcome to my laboratory.

Now today, we're going to answer another important scientific question

How do you help a spider get out of the bath tub?

Well, first we need a spider and, as luck would have it,

I have my very own spet pider...

Eee! I mean, pet spider.

Say hello to Archimedes.

Oh, what a little cutie.

Wave hello, Archimedes.

Ah-ha-ha-ha.

Next, we need a bath tub.

Ta-da!

I must remember to plumb this back into my bathroom later on. It...

TOILET FLUSHES

Whoops. Ah-ahem.

Now, first I'm going to place Archimedes into the bath.

There you go, old fella.

Lovely and comfy there.

Now, once the spider is in the bath,

they find it very hard to climb up the smooth sides.

And this is why they get trapped.

Now, Archimedes, would you please demonstrate?

Ah-ahem. In your own time, Archimedes.

Sorry about that. He can be a bit cheeky.

Ah! Look, he's making his way up the side of the bath.

Oh, dear. And down the spout he goes, or, indeed, the bath.

Thank you, Archimedes, for that scientific demonstration.

So, how do you get a spider out of the bath?

Well, by using this...

Eureka! It's the spider bath ladder.

This little ladder simply hooks onto the side of the bath

and the trapped spider can climb out using the ladder.

Right. Attach the ladder to the bath, like so.

There we are.

And now Archimedes can use it to climb out.

Go on...

Oh, no! Wait! Where's he gone? That's odd.

Oh, dear. I wonder where that spider's gone. Most strange.

So, what have we learned today?

Well, it seems that spiders

CAN get out of the bath on their own after all.

Plus, they're good at hiding from their owners.

Archimedes, where are you?

You haven't seen him, have you? No.

Oh, well. I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye!

BIRDS CHIRP

And now it's over to Keith Fitt for the sports report.

Keith, what on earth are you doing, lad?

Well, we are...

Well, as you can see, I'm standing on one leg, man.

-Let's see, now.

-WATCH BEEPS

That's three minutes 25 seconds already.

You see, I'm trying to beat the world record

for standing on one leg. Ho-ho.

Arthur, can you tell me what the record is, please?

All right. I'll just look that one up for you, Keith.

Let's have a look.

It says here that the world record for standing on one leg is...

76 hours and 40 minutes.

What, man? Oh, no, that's blown that one.

OK, I'll try to beat the record

for standing on, well, two feet.

-Start the stop watch.

-WATCH BEEPS

Still touching.

Champion.

Ha-harr.

Arr, this be a fine ship you've commandeered, Captain Crackers.

Let's go!

Ha-harr. Excuse me,

could you tell me where the biscuits are?

Oh, thank ye.

Hello! Ssh. (Hello).

Rapids Johnson here.

Now, there's been a bit of a disaster.

I've only gone and lost my hat. Oh, Rapids, you are a one!

Real shame, actually, because I'm pretty sure

I was close to finally spotting a bear when I lost it.

In fact, I was SO close, I could actually smell it.

Nothing there now.

The important thing is to retrace my steps and find my hat. This way!

Now, I definitely came from over here,

because I remember this brown tree vividly.

Come on!

Or was it THAT brown tree?

Or maybe that one over there?

Confusing stuff, eh?

Still, I can't help feeling my hat must be close by.

Oh, it looks like I'm never going to find it.

Hang on a minute.

Oh, Rapids, what have you done? That's a turn up.

It must have been on my head the WHOLE time. Silly me.

Well, better get back to looking for bears or my name's not Rapids...

-Johnson.

-Johnson. Keep them peeled. Come on!

Ooh! Another tree!

Oh, the woods.

COCKEREL CROWS

# La-la-la-la la-la-la-la. #

Ho-ho!

Cabbages, cabbages, so many cabbages.

I just don't know how we're going to sell them all.

# Dandi-i-ini-i-i! #

You'll think of a way, Nana. You always do.

Here comes a customer now. How can we help you?

-I'd like some...

-Cabbages.

Yes, of course. We've got plenty here.

-Er, no. Carrots, please.

-Carrots?

Yes. To make a carrot cake.

Are you sure you don't want to make a cabbage cake?

Quite sure. I'd like some carrots, please.

Oh, carrots it is, then.

You're lucky that Dobbin's not here.

-Dobbin? Who's Dobbin?

-Dobbin the horse.

Yes, if Dobbin were here, he'd eat the lot.

I think you'll find he's behind you.

Oh, right, we're going into the big routine. Er, you what?

-He's behind you.

-Ooh. Oh, no, he isn't.

-Oh, yes, he is.

-Everyone, oh, no, he isn't.

Yes, he is. And he's got my carrots.

Oh, no, Dandini! What are we going to do?

Quick, after him!

I need to sell cabbages, not carrots.

HORSE NEIGHS

-I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Dobbins...

-Got my carrots!

-No, he's baking.

-Er, yes.

A carrot cake for you.

What a clever Dobbin.

Would you like a cabbage with it?

Go on, then.

Delicious.

-Thank you.

-Oh, I do love a happy ending!

Take a bow, everyone.

Lovely show.

-You've been watching...

-Gigglebiz.

Thank you. Goodbye.

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# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

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