Episode 3 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz, Ann Teak,

Humphrey,

Captain Adorable.

But first, it's Arthur Sleep.

NEWS JINGLE PLAYS

ALARM RINGS

What's going on? Oh, I don't believe it.

Doreen, you could've woken me up. It's time to read the news.

Oh, no, it's too late! We haven't got any time left.

Well, erm, ha-ha, more news later on.

Come along, my group. That's it, plenty more to see. Don't dawdle.

Come on, hurry up. There we are. In you come, in you come. Gather round.

-Oh, I say, what do we have here?

-Hello.

-I'm restoring this very precious...

-Yes, I know what it is, young man.

It is a vi-ase, yes. Now, you need some flowers in that.

I'll just help you out, won't be a jiffy.

-Er, maybe that's not a good idea.

-There we go.

-Of course, some water as well.

-Oh-oh-oh!

-There we are, lovely.

That's better, isn't it?

Wonderful. Right, let's find out what this chap does. What do you do here?

Well, as I was saying before I was interrupted,

I'm restoring this rather delicate antique vase.

That tiny brush won't do it, will it? You'll be there all day!

Allow me to help you. I carry a spe-are brush in my be-ag.

Simply slap a bit of paint on the side like so

and that crack will soon disappear.

There, perfect. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Think it's very old, do you think?

Well, that's a very good antique question. Let's date it, shall we?

We simply have a look at the vi-ase, like so.

HE SCREAMS

Er, yes, we can see here that it dates 1792.

This vi-ase is actually very old, it's an antique.

You should look after it, young man. It's worth a lot of me-oney.

I'll tell you what, it's very slippy. Here we are.

SMASH! HE SCREAMS

Oh, dear. Butterfingers. Ha-ha.

I think that may need a little restoration work. Ha-ha. Never mind.

Moving on, my group. Over here. A-ha! Now, this suit of "yarmour"...

Y'all right, bairns? Keith Fitt here.

And today I'm stuck in the studio,

so I've found a champion way to work out when you're stuck indoors,

and this is it. Ho-ho! Hula hoopin'.

-Hey, Arthur, man, catch this!

-All right!

Here, Keith, HULA be better at this, do you think? Me or you?

Ha-ha! Hula! That's a cracker.

You're jokin', man!

I've been hula hoopin' for over 20 year, so I know how to hula.

OK, watch and learn, bairns, watch and learn.

Now, you take your Hula Hoop and you start off like this.

OK, here we go. Skills!

Oh, man. OK, well, I think the hoop is a bit too big.

Let's try another one, OK?

How are you getting' on, Arthur?

Ha-ha!

Oh, man, don't film this, I'm stuck.

Erm, and that's how you hula hoop.

Champion. I don't think I can keep this up.

CRASH!

Oh, sorry!

And now it's time for your giggles.

-What wobbles and flies?

-I don't know.

A jelly copter!

Come along, everyone. Don't dawdle.

Plenty more to see on the tour.

That's it, come along. In you come. Hurry up, that's it.

Oh, look, everyone. It's our friend the vi-ase restorer.

Yoo-hoo! Ha-ha. Still restoring that old vase, I see.

Yes, I'm gluing the broken pieces together.

Oh, and that is your first mistake. May I, er, help you?

-I have just the thing in my be-ag.

-Er, wait.

-A little bit of glue.

No, please don't!

-I'll just put a bit on here and this will be restored in no time.

-But...

There! Now, I... Oh, I seem to be stuck.

Oh, no! I can't get my hand off this. Oh!

Would you help me? Oh!

SMASH!

Oh, dear. Seems that you're in a sticky situation there.

Never mind, I'm sure you'll sort it out.

Erm, come along, everyone. Moving along...

NEWS JINGLE PLAYS

Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news. One...

PHONE RINGS Excuse me.

Arthur Sleep here. VOICE SQUEAKS

Yeah? What did you say?

Be on the lookout for extra-long pencils? Call this emergency number?

All right, yes, I'll just get a pencil and I'll take it down.

Hang on a minute. Wait a second. Yeah, hang on. Right-right.

Yup, what is it? 3417343.

All right, lovely. Thank you very much.

Oh, nice man. Ahem. And that was the news.

NEWS JINGLE PLAYS

Ah!

BOING!

Ha-ha, ho-ho!

Ha-ha, ho-ho!

So, Captain Adorable, what's your superhero top tip for today?

Good question, Awesome Girl.

Today's top tip is, erm,

-every superhero needs some cool superhero gadgets.

-Awesome!

QT, my faithful gadgets expert, pass me the old super teleporter,

will you?

Now all we need to do is to find a member of the public that

needs my help.

Scanning the area with my laser vision.

Eh-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

Eh-ah-ooh!

There's an old lady over there that needs help crossing that busy road.

No time to lose!

QT, you stay in the Adoravan just in case we need to call for backup.

Will do, Captain Adorable.

Captain Adorable away!

Awesome Girl go!

I was just checking things.

-OK, Awesome Girl, take note.

-Awesome! Taking note, Captain.

Excuse me, madam. I see you're having problems crossing this busy road.

Never fear, Captain Adorable is here to help.

Prepare to be teleported.

-Well, actually, I don't even want to...

-Super teleporter away!

Ah, there we are, madam.

Safely across to the other side of that busy road. Have a good day.

-We seem to be on top of a climbing frame.

-Oh, dear.

We seem to be on top of a climbing frame.

There must be something wrong with this. Don't worry, madam.

I'll have you across the other side of that road in a jiffy.

-Something's not quite right.

-Maybe we should call QT.

Ah, MAYBE we should call QT.

She's obviously supplied us with a faulty gadget. Very sloppy. Hang on.

QT? Hello, QT, come in.

-Go ahead, Captain.

-There's something wrong with the super teleporter, QT.

I'll control the device remotely.

QT, I think you should control the device remotely.

A-ha! Success! Ha-ha.

Thanks to the super teleporter, this lady is

safely across to the other side of this busy road.

Excuse me, I didn't actually want to cross the road in the first place.

And there you have it, Awesome Girl.

Every superhero needs the right gadget for the job and,

thanks to the good old super teleporter,

this lady is exactly where she needs to be.

-Thank you so much, my dear.

-Please don't thank me, madam.

It's what I do. Awesome Girl, prepare to teleport. Ha-ha-ha!

Captain Adorable away!

Away! Ay? Ahem.

QT, I think the super teleporter needs some new batteries.

-I needed the walk anyway! Ha-ha. Away!

-Awesome!

Oh, you've been watching Gigglebiz.

SMASH! Goodbye!

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