Episode 4 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz -

Storybook Stan.

Gail Force.

Dan Step.

But first, The Burrito Brothers.

DRUM ROLL

-Hey.

-Hey.

Hey.

ALL: Hey!

CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS

A-ha.

Hup.

Hey!

Hey!

A-ha.

Hey.

Hup.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey!

Hey!

POP!

ALL: Hey!

WHISTLING

Ball skills.

Ha-way, bairns.

Keith Fitt here. Just practising my skills at throwing.

Ooh, man.

Ahem. I'm trying to throw these balls of paper into the bin.

Here we go.

Oh, a bit rusty, like.

Hey, Keith.

Watch this.

How's that, Keith?

Er, beginner's luck, man.

Skills.

Aw.

That's good. Thank you, Paige. See if you can book Mark.

Yeah, he'll do it. Be lovely. All right. Bye.

Lovely girl.

Oh, hello bookworms. And welcome to Story Corner. It's good to see you.

Now, sit yourself down, get comfy and get ready for another story

with me, Storybook Stan.

Now, today we've got one of my all-time favourite books.

It's called The Boy Who Could Make Things Fly.

I know we've done it before here, but oh, it's such a favourite of mine.

Let's get started. Let's get into it, shall we?

Once upon a time, there was a boy who loved to watch things fly.

He would always run to the hill and then... ooh, hang on a minute.

What's going on?

I don't believe it, bookworms. It's going to take off.

There it goes.

Hey, you come back here. Just a minute. Wait a second.

I'm trying to catch the book. Don't worry, bookworms, I can do it.

You won't get away from old Stan.

I don't believe it. I can't catch it.

No, wait, wait. Don't you fly off too.

Beginner's luck, eh, Keith? Hey-hey.

Er, yeah.

Champion.

And now it's time for your giggles.

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

I don't know.

At the baa-bers.

There we are. That should do it. Let's see now.

37, 38, 39, 40 batteries. Ha-ha. That sets us up.

Ooh, I say. Hello there.

I'm Professor Piddles. I mean Diddles. I mean Muddles.

And welcome to my laboratory.

Now, today, I'll be answering the question

scientists have been asking for years.

How do you get things back

when you lose them over your neighbour's fence?

Well, of course, you could just pop around and ask.

But is there a better way?

The answer is no. Goodbye.

I mean, yes, of course there is. And this is my latest invention.

Ta-da!

Yes. It's called the bounce-back fence.

Now, allow me to demonstrate. An ordinary ball, like so. Classic.

Now, you simply throw it over, like so.

Press the button.

And the ball will return, like so.

Ah. Yes, well er...

I've been having a few problems with the bounce-back fence today.

Never mind. Let's try a different ball. Ahem.

Right. Throw the ball over,

press the button

and wait.

Ah, yes, well, there must be something wrong with the ball.

Let's try a few more, shall we?

Throw the ball over.

Press the button.

And wait.

Oh. Throw the ball over.

Press the button. And wait.

Yes, well, it's quite clear these balls are very faulty.

Let's try something else, shall we?

Let's see. A-ha!

Schrodinger, my trusty mat.

I mean hat.

I mean cat.

Now, would you be prepared to hop over this fence

in the name of science?

-Meow!

-Ha-ha. That's the spirit. Right. Ready? Here we go.

Geronimo! Whoo hoo.

Press the button and wait.

Oh, dear. Sorry, Schrodinger.

This is most confusing.

It looks like I'll have to go around

and ask for my things back after all.

Including my cat.

Hang on a minute, it's started working. Hurray.

Oh, I say. All the balls are going everywhere.

Oh, look. It's Schrodinger. You're back - mwah - safe and sound.

So, what have learned here today?

Oh, I say.

Bobo, what are you doing over there, you cheeky bear?

I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye. Oh, I say.

Bananas? That's not even mine.

It's Silly Time.

JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

To be, or not to be, that is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...

Oh, there it is. Hello there, Gail Force here,

reporting live on stage to interview an actor. Oh, how exciting.

He's performing in a, erm,

amateur play.

Is this a good time?

-No, actually. I'm in the middle...

-What's the play that you're in?

-Hamlet.

-And who do you play?

-Hamlet.

-Oh, it's a one-man show, then.

AUDIENCE BOOS

Oh, excuse me, I'm conducting an interview. Oh, dearie me.

Would you say the audience is enjoying the play?

Well, yes, I would, until you came on the stage.

-I don't think I would agree with you.

-They're not booing at me.

I hope they enjoy the rest of the play. Why don't you get on with it?

Well, this is Gail Force here with another exclusive...

-I'll join you. Hello, I'm Gail.

-Shh.

Oh, dear. Who's talking?

That really winds me up. Hurray!

Is he going to eat that melon?

MUSIC PLAYS TO CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

SNORING

Now we go...to Keith...the sport.

Doreen, could you get me a cup of tea, please?

Now, we can go to Gail Force.

I wasn't asleep. Honestly.

Oh, hello.

Rapids Johnson here

and today I'm on the trail of the very hard to find pirate bear. A-ha!

A-ha!

Exactly. There's a funny echo around here.

So, how am I going to find this pirate bear?

Well, I've obviously got a cunning plan.

The pirate bear loves treasure.

Da-da! Ha-ha, me hearties.

Now, I've dug a hole somewhere over there to bury this treasure.

Then I'll spot the pirate bear when he comes to dig it up. Simple.

Now, let's find that hole. Now, I think it was somewhere over...

Oh, dear. I seem to have fallen in my own hole.

Hello, a little help here. Hello.

-Oh, lovely. Oh, thanks very much.

-You're welcome. Ha-harr!

-A-harr.

Now, if you could just hold this treasure,

old bean, while I brush myself down.

I'm covered in soil. Oh, I don't know. Right.

It's time to bury the treasure.

Hang on a second. Where is it? Oh, no, that's very odd.

Well, now I have two things to find.

That treasure and the pirate bear, or my name's not Rapids...

Johnson. A-harr.

Johnson. A-harr. There's that echo again. Keep them peeled. Bye!

Right then, Captain Crackers,

we needs to find somewhere to bury my treasure. Now then, let's see.

PARROT SQUAWKS

A-ha. Perfect. And we don't need to do any digging either. Come on!

PARROT SQUAWKS

Ha-harr.

Ha-harr!

Lovely day for it, shipmate.

Ooh, I like it.

Good idea. That'll mark the spot well. Ha-harr! Pirates.

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