Episode 24 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz - The Lost Pirate, Storybook Stan,

Enrico Paso Doble, but first, it's Gail Force.

Hello, there, Gail Force reporting,

live from this lovely new children's playground. Hooray!

It's very exciting.

We've got swings and slides and, well,

climby things and spinny things.

All sorts. Let's find out what Freddy over there thinks of it.

Come on.

Oh!

Here we are with Freddy.

Let's find out what Freddy thinks of the new playground.

Freddy, what do you think..? Oh. Do you like the swings...? Oh.

Freddy, and what about the spinny things?

Freddy, if I could just have a moment of your...? Oh. Oh, dear.

I'll come to you, Freddy. Freddy, what do you...oh! The swings...oh!

The new playground, it's wonderful, isn't it? Oh! Freddy, have you...oh!

Oh, I feel quite dizzy and worn out. Oh.

I think I'll go and have a sit down while Freddy enjoys

the new playground. Oh! Oh, my.

Oh, oh. This is good fun, actually.

Excuse me, could I have a push, please? Ha-ha.

Freddy, I'm going to go swing with you on the swings.

Oh, this is wonderful. Oh-ho-ho, hooray!

Oh, the new playground, hooray. Freddy, I'm flying. Hooray!

Arthur, back to the studio. Hooray!

HE SNORES

And now this.

JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

POP!

GIGGLING

POP! POP!

POP-POP!

GIGGLING

CHUCKLING

THEY GIGGLE LOUDLY

One last twist, like so... Ha-ha, perfect.

Hello, there, I'm Professor Bubbles. Ah! I mean Bobbles.

Ah! I mean Muddles. And welcome to my laboratory.

Now, today I'll be asking what happens when you've left

toys all over the place and you need to tidy up quickly.

Well, that is a good question. Well, you need this... Ha-ha.

The Mark 22 Instant Toy-Tidier. Observe. Now, it's quite pimple. Ah!

I mean dimple. Ah! I mean simple.

You just aim the Toy-Tidier at the toy, like this one here,

and then press the button, like so.

MACHINE HUMS Ta-da!

Ha-ha. And it reappears, tidied away in your toy box.

CAT MEOWS Marvellous.

Now, I can hear you say, "One toy at a time, Professor Muddles?

"That's a bit slow."

Well, actually, I can't hear you, but if I could, I would have this answer.

Well, to tidy away lots of toys at once, simply turn this dial, like so.

Ha-ha. And hit the button. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, dear.

The Toy-Tidier seems to be making a funny noise.

Never mind, it's not going to matter.

Let's just press the button and have a go, shall we?

MACHINE HUMS

Ha-ha. How interesting. I appear to have tidied myself away.

Ha-ha. Oh! But hooray, at least it's still working.

Now, if I press this button, I should be able to

tidy away the rest of the toys.

Right, here we go. MACHINE SQUEAKS

MACHINE HUMS

Bingo! All of my toys are now tidied in the box.

I'll just tidy myself back to where I was before.

Hey-ah! MACHINE HUMS

Hey-ah! Ah-ha-ha. And there you have it.

I'm back where I should be and all the toys are safely in the...

Oh, no. Where have the toys gone?

Oh, dear. Yes, I seem to have lost all the toys.

Perhaps we need to do just a tiny adjustment to the machine.

There we are. And, oh... Ah!

Oh, dear. Well, erm, it appears the lab is a little untidy again

and the Mark 22 Tidier might possibly be broken.

Well, what have we learned here today?

I've learnt the best way to clear up all the toys is by hand.

I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye!

Oh, I don't... Bobo!

I'm OK.

CHECKOUT BLEEPS

Ha-harr. Ha-harr.

Ho-ho, ha-ha-ha-harr.

Ha-ha-harr.

Now, I'll be paying with treasure. Ha-ha.

Eh. Ha-ha. Eh, eh.

Keep the change. Ha-ha-ha-harr.

Ho-ho. Ha-ha-ha-harr.

FOGHORN SOUNDS

And now it's time for your giggles.

-What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

-Don't know.

-Nobody knows.

-Ha-ha-ha.

Hello again, Gail Force here,

in search of the people's views on the new playground.

Let's find out, shall we? Excuse me, what do you think of the new...?

Oh, dear. Excuse me, what do you think of the new play...?

Oh, I can't quite... Hang on.

Yes, what do you think of the new playground...? Hello. Freddy.

Oh, dear. Back to you, Arthur. Whoa!

Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep.

News just in. Local thieves are stealing things from

people's desks. I don't like the sound of that.

I may call the police for some advice. Hello. Yes, please.

It's Arthur Sleep here. What do you do if thieves

steal things from your desk?

Oh, yes. That's very interesting. Good advice.

I'm just going to write this down, hang on. Right.

Doreen, have you seen my pencil pot? What do you mean

you don't know where it is? Oh, I don't know. Ahem. Hey!

My phone's gone. Has it dropped off the table? Oh,

what's going on? I think there are thieves about and they're good.

And now this. Ah! Doreen!

There we are. Right, let's give this a try.

Oh, that's just right.

Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, hello, bookworms. Storybook Stan here.

Welcome to Story Corner. Now, have I got a treat for you today.

It's an old classic. It's my favourite.

I'll put my tea down. You caught me out.

It's Goldilocks And The Three Bears.

Now, I've picked out my favourite part,

so let's get stuck in, shall we?

On the table, Goldilocks spied three bowls of...

What? What, porridge? You've got to see this, bookworms,

you're not going to believe your eyes.

What have we got here? Porridge! Ha-ha.

Let's give it a taste, shall we? Here we go. Oh, mmm...

Well, that's too hot. Never mind.

Let's carry on with the story, shall we? I don't know.

Now...

Oh, my word, more porridge.

Well, we've got to have a go, haven't we? Let's try some of this, shall we?

Oh. Oh, that's too cold.

Let's keep on reading, shall we?

Now... Well, I never.

More porridge.

Well, let's have a go of this stuff, shall we? Here we go. Mmm.

Oh, that's just right, bookworms.

Oh, no. Don't go. Wait! No!

We'll finish it off next time.

Hello, there, Gail Force here and I'm still at this brilliant

new playground. Now, I've had quite an afternoon so far, I can tell you.

I've been on everything. But now it's time to find out what the

most important people here think of the place - the children, of course.

Excuse me, what do you think of the new playgr...? Oh, hello, there.

Is the new playground fun? Oh, Freddy.

A few words about the new playground. Is it...?

Actually, this looks like good fun. I think I may have a little go.

Careful now, Gail. Are you ready? Here we go. Whoa...

Whee!

Hooray! Oh, this slide's brilliant.

Again, again, again, again, again.

It's silly time!

Howay, bairns.

Keith Fitt here, and today I am going to talk about skipping. OK.

Now, the most important thing you need for skipping is a skipping rope.

Like this one. I got this from the sports cupboard. Ho-ho. Champion.

Let's go to work, bairns. OK, so...

simply hold your rope behind your back like so and off we go.

Skipping skills! Rope skills!

Oh, man. Well, erm...

I think this rope's a little short. It must be for the bairns, like.

Oh, hang on a minute. Look. There's Mrs Tetherington and

her skipping club. She's got a proper rope. Hello, Mrs Tetherington!

-Hello, Keith!

-Whoa, man. Let's get stuck in.

Oh, well done. Good skills. OK.

Now, as you know, bairns, I've been skipping for over 20 years,

so I know how to skip.

OK, the important thing is to get the rhythm all working the same way.

OK, lads? Now, get your timing right

and then you can go into the rope and start to jump. OK, here we go.

All right, lads. Slow down a bit. OK.

Nearly there. OK, here we go.

Skipping rope away! Wahey!

Whoa, man. And that's how you skip.

Champion.

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HE MOUTHS

THEY MOUTH

THEY MOUTH

Well, bookworms, you've been watching Gigglebiz. Goodbye.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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