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# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz, some of my favourite giggles!

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With the Lost Pirate...

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Keith Fitt...

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But first, it's DIY Dan!

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'There are times when a DIY expert

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'must take particular care whilst working.

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'For example,

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'when displaying an expensive collection of plates on the wall.'

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PLATES RATTLE

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'Take extra care as plates are delicate and break easily.'

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'First, you'll need some glue.'

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'Be careful not to glue the plate directly to the wall.'

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SMASH!

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'Another option is to display your plates using a shelf.'

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SMASH!

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'Of course, you could use hooks and special plate hangers.'

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'Take care when hanging the plate on its hook.'

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'Plate hangers can be rather fiddly.'

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'But a DIY expert will get there in the end.'

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SMASH!

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'Soon, some of your plate collection will be perfectly displayed.'

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'The rest of the plates can go safely back into storage.'

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SMASH!

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'Job done!'

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SMASH!

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LOUD SNORING

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-PHONE RINGS

-Erm...whu... Hey, Doreen?

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Someone get that.

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Where is it?

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Whoa!

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I'm all right.

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Oh.

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PIGS OINK

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# Oh, the hokey cokey - everyone!

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# Oh, the hokey cokey - just the mums!

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# Oh, the hokey cokey

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# Knees bend, arms stretch, ra-ra-ra! #

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Well done!

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Oh, it's in other beautiful day here in Nana's Panto Farm Shop.

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Oh-ho-ho, isn't it, everyone?

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Oh, tough crowd.

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Here comes Jack - morning, Jack!

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Morning, Nana!

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All we need now is a customer.

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Here comes one now!

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-Morning!

-Hello, I'm just off to a wedding

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and I would love a flower for my hat, please.

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A wedding you say, how exciting!

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Don't worry, Jack and I will sort it out.

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Right, come and sit down there, that's it.

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Ja-a-a-ck!

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Flowers, please!

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Oh, here they are.

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Now, I must warn you - Dobbin, our farm horse, just loves flowers.

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And he loves weddings!

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Now, what do you think, what takes your fancy here?

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That one? Good idea! I think we'll go for that lovely big one. Here we go.

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Ta-da!

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You're all ready for the wedding.

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Oh!

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My hat!

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Quick, follow that horse, everyone!

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Neigh!

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Moo!

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Moo!

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Neigh!

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Moo!

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SPLASH!

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Oh!

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Oh, dear!

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Come on in, sorry about this, love.

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We'll sort it out.

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Dobb-i-i-i-n!

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Give the lovely lady her hat back, please!

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-Neigh!

-Oh, dear.

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I'm sorry, he won't give it back.

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No, wait, look! He's trying to tell us something!

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Oh, I say - what is it? Right...

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You want a piece of cake... Right...

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He says, if you take him to the wedding he'll give you your hat back.

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Well...

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Hooray! Oh, wonderful!

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Thank you, Dobbin.

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There we are, Oh, yes.

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It's as good as new!

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-Thank you.

-That's all right.

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I do like a happy ending. Take a bow, everyone!

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Thank you!

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Now, go on, you don't want to be late!

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Bye-bye, Dobbin - have a wonderful time!

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Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo - I'm filling up!

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Oh-ho-ho!

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BLOWS NOSE

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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Why shouldn't you play a card game in the jungle?

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I don't know.

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Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Oh, there you are, lovely. Ha-ha-hee!

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Oh, hello there, bookworms!

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Storybook Stan here.

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You caught me doing a few lunges there.

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I still like to keep fit.

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I'll just do one more exercise, what shall we have?

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Touch the old toes, it's a favourite of mine. Here we go.

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There we go, lovely.

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Ooh, the old back! Ha-ha!

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Are you keeping fit too? That's good.

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Now, one of my favourite books is this one here.

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It's all about a gymnast.

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Let's get stuck in, shall we, bookworms?

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Here we go.

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Emily loved gymnastics. She loved tumbling.

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Oh!

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Did you see that, bookworms?

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The book did a tumble! Unbelievable!

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Let's try again, shall we? Where were we?

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Ah, yes.

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Emily loved...

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Oh! There it goes again!

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I tell you what, I like a story with a good twist,

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but this is just too silly!

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Let's have another go.

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Now, Emily...

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Whoa!

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Oh, I tell you what,

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I'm going to give you a ten for that!

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Ten! Nice landing!

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Oh, dear - you know what, we've run out of time, bookworms...

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Right then, Cap'n Crackers -

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we needs to find somewhere to bury me treasure.

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Now then, let's see...

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PARROT SQUAWKS

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Ah-har! Perfect!

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And we don'ts need to do any digging either! Come on!

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Ha-har!

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Ooh!

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Lovely day for it, shipmate.

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Ooh, I like it.

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Good idea, that'll mark the spot well!

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Ha-har! Pirates! Ha-har!

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Howay, bairns!

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Keith Fitt here, and welcome to Keith Fitt - It's A Record, Man!

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OK! Now, today, I'm going to be breaking a football world record.

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Here are the judges that are going to watch me attempt.

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Howay, lads!

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Ahem.

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Erm, nice stopwatch, man.

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Keith - you've got 30 seconds to save as many penalties as you can.

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OK?

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OK, man!

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Now, I haven't been saving penalties very long.

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Only 20 year! Ho-ho!

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20 year. You written down 20?

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20, OK.

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Let's go and break a world record. Howay!

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OK, soccer skills ready!

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In three...

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two...

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one. Begin!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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I wasn't ready for that one.

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Haw, man, not another!

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I had that one, nearly.

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Haw... Hey...

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Hang on a minute, skills!

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Aw!

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Ooft! Right, on me head!

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Oh, man!

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Howay, man!

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I saved that!

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Records!

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-Skills!

-Aw!

-Stop the clock!

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Oh, man.

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Wah, skills! Champion!

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OK, bairns - let's go and see if we've broken a world record.

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OK, did we break the record?

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-No, Keith.

-Sorry, Keith.

-Oh.

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And that's how you save penalties!

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Whoa!

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Champion!

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# I am good Robin's minstrel

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# And I always sing a song

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# I tried to put good Robin right

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# But he always gets it wrong. #

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Not today, minstrel.

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I'm going on a lovely walk with Maid Marian,

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and to impress her, I've knitted these fashionable new tights.

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Pink! It's the new green, don't you know.

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Quick! She's coming.

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Everything is perfect and nothing will spoil my day,

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so no singing, got that?

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# Go-o-ot that. #

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Right, you ready for this walk then?

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Erm, what are you wearing?

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Ha! I thought you'd notice. Knitted these tights myself. Cool, huh?

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Right. Come on, then.

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Oh, hold on.

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These tights are rather itchy.

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# Good Robin's planned a charming stroll

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# He's with his perfect match

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# There's just one tiny problem though

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# An itch he needs to scratch! #

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Shush!

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Reminding me about these itchy tights only makes them itchier!

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# Itchy tights, itchy tights

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# They've got an itchy prickle

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# Itchy tights, itchy tights

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# They really, really tickle! #

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Why've you stopped? I thought we were going for a walk.

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I was just, erm...

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Admiring the view!

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# Now, something Robin wished he'd checked

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# Before he started stitching

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# Was the type of wool he used

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# Cos these are really itching! #

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Stop going on about them! You're only making it worse!

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# Itchy tights, itchy tights

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# They've got an itchy prickle

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# Itchy tights, itchy tights

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# They really, really tickle! #

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Uch, I knew you wouldn't be able to keep up.

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That's it, I'm off!

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No! Wait, Marian! Don't go!

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Wait!

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# There is a way to stop the itch

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# And nip it in the bud

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# Just find a squelchy puddle

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# Full of steaming, soothing mud! #

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Marian, wait for me, please!

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SPLAT!

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Oh!

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Oh, that's better!

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I'm off!

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No!

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Marian, come back!

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# Itchy tights, itchy tights

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# He's nipped them in the bud

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# Itchy tights, itchy tights

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# Not so itchy with this mud

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# Not so itchy with this mu-u-u-u-d! #

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Oh, that minstrel's got to go!

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You've been watching Gigglebiz!

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Howay!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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-# Farwell, TTFN

-Arrivederci!

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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