Episode 6 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

Gail Force.

The Lost Pirate.

Dina Lady.

But first, it's Keith Fitt.

Whoa, karate moves and skills. Lightning speed.

Away with ya!

Haway, bairns. Keith Fitt here.

And today, I'm going to show you how to do some karate.

Now, I'm going to use my bare hands

to chop through this huge plank of wood. Ho ho.

Now, don't try this at home, bairns.

Now, before we do this, I'm going to warm up properly

like a professional. Here we go.

Hoy, hai, hee, ho.

Now, I've been doing karate for over 20 years so I know how to chop.

OK.

I tell you what, bairns, I'm a bit tired.

I think I'll have a little rest before I chop through

that huge plank of wood.

It's always important to take a rest when you...

Oh, man.

And, er, ahem, that's how you do karate.

Champion. Hoo!

JOLLY MUSIC PLAYS

RABBIT LAUGHS

RABBIT LAUGHS

Excuse me, excuse me. Coming through, thank you.

Oh! My lead's a bit short today.

That's better. Ahem.

Hello, there. Gail Force reporting.

Now you join us at a very important moment.

These lovely people from the Pack of Jokers Card Building Club

are just about to finish building the world's biggest house of cards.

Hooray! Sorry. Hooray.

So, tell me, is it finished?

No, Gail. We've just got two more cards to put on top.

Two. How exciting.

Please may I be the one to put the last two cards on top?

Er, OK, but be very, very careful.

Yes, I promise I'll be careful. Right. It's quite hard

when you carrying so many things. Right, I'll put them there.

Ooh! And there it is. The house of cards is finally...

Ooh, ooh, I think I'm going to...

Sneeze. Ooh, ooh, no. This won't do it all.

Quickly. Somebody, quick, give me a...

Whoa! Ooh, thank you, yes. I really did need this.

Achoo!

Oh. Phew!

It's OK everyone. The house of cards still stands.

Hoora...!

Hooray.

Oh, it's a good job you had this tissue.

I'd better put it somewhere now. Have you got a dustbin somewhere?

Oh, over there. Yes. I won't be a minute.

I'll just come through. Oh, this lead is so tight.

Oh! Oh, dear. Whoopsie.

Sorry about that. You may have to start again.

Shall I be a member of the Pack of Jokers Club? Hooray.

Are you a cyclist as well as a DIY expert?

BICYCLE BELL RINGS

Does your bicycle get wet when left outside in the rain?

Then why not build a place to store your bicycle?

CRASH! BICYCLE BELL RINGS

A bicycle shed.

Make sure you measure your bicycle carefully.

This is important as you want your shed to be

the correct size for your bicycle.

Now all you need to do is to construct your bicycle shed.

Once your shed is finished, you can store your bicycle inside.

If you measured your bicycle correctly, it should fit perfectly.

Good idea. A smaller bicycle will fit perfectly.

Job done.

And now it's time for your giggles.

-What's a pirate's favourite sport?

-I don't know.

Arrr-chery!

THEY BOTH LAUGH

PARROT SQUAWKS

Ha-arr! This be the life, Captain Crackers.

Sailing the high seas looking for treasure and adventure

at the wheel of me trusty ship.

Sorry, I'm just trying to fix a puncture on my bike.

Well, erm, yeah. OK, shipmate, you can steer the ship for a while.

But keep a lookout for giant squid, ha-ha-harr!

-Ha-harr.

-Aye. PARROT SQUAWKS

Knock knock.

-Who's there?

-Holden.

Holden who?

Hold on to your hat, it's windy out here.

Whoa!

All right. Yes, OK. Yes, you can start. Yes, see you later. Bye-bye.

Oh! Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

Now, ships are being warned that storms off the coast

have made the seas extremely rough.

It seems like it's getting a bit stormy in the studio too. Oh, dear.

Ooh, I don't feel too well. Oh! Doreen, can you help me?

Oh, thanks Doreen.

Ooh! Ooh, that's better. Help. Oh, dear.

I've been using the same shortbread recipe for years.

I always use ten pairs of shorts and six loaves of breads.

Oh, hello, there, my little sauteed potatoes and welcome to

Bake Me A Star with me, Dina Lady.

And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy. Say hello, Tommy.

Hello, Tommy.

Now, today, we asked our three home bakers to come up with

the perfect fisherman's pie.

Oh, I do love a good fisherman's pie.

It's a pie, but inside there's all sorts of tasty fish. Yum.

-All right, my little anchovy. Calm down now.

-Sorry.

-Daft boy.

And remember, we'll award this Bake Me A Star rosette to whoever's

made the best pie. How about that then?

Right, then.

I'll have a little look.

And I'll have a little taste.

Right, that's your classic fisherman's pie right there,

topped with lovely mashed potato. Yum.

Oh, wow. That's a pastry fisherman's pie. Ooh, I do so love pastry.

Ooh, and that's a fisherman's pie with lovely golden cheese on top.

Amazing.

Right, we've had a little look. I can't wait to have little taste.

But... Who ate all the pies?

Oh, Tommy. You're such a little pickle, aren't you?

Now, I've just had a teeny taste.

All of your fisherman pies were good.

But not quite right. So, thankfully, I've brought along one myself.

Come along, dear. There you go.

One fisherman's pie,

belonging to this actual fisherman. Ooh, one last thing.

There you go.

Lovely. Catch of the day, there.

-That's not quite what I meant when I...

-Which means,

the first prize goes to...

me!

Ooh, that is a surprise.

-Say goodbye, Tommy.

-Goodbye, Tommy.

Say goodbye, fisherman.

See you next time, my little sugar snaps.

Ha-harr, shiver me timbers, Captain Crackers.

The seas are rough today. Whoa!

Hold on tight, otherwise you'll be lost over the side.

Woo-hoo! Ha-harr!

-Oh, dearie me.

-FOGHORN BLOWS

It's silly time.

JAUNTY MUSIC

Oh, hello there, bookworms.

Or should I say, ahoy there.

Welcome to Story Corner.

Come aboard with me, Storybook Stan.

Now, I've got a nice relaxing story for you today. Here it is.

It's called The Sounds Of The Sea.

That's right. Nice and calm.

Now, come on. Let's get started, shall we?

Now, once upon a time, there was a beach overlooking a bright blue sea.

Well, that's clever.

Hey, I can hear those soothing waves. Can you, bookworms?

Oh, lovely. Right, where were we?

Oh, yes. And flying over the sea were two beautiful seagulls.

Well, I feel relaxed already. Don't you?

Now, one day, the seagulls looked down and saw a ship

sailing nice and calmly on the...

FOGHORN BLOWS

Oh. Oh, dear, bookworms. That ship must have a foghorn.

-Just give me a second, will you?

-FOGHORN BLOWS

Oh. That's better isn't it, bookworms?

Now, let's try again, shall we?

So, here we go.

The nice relaxing sound of the sea.

-Here we...

-FOGHORN BLOWS

No, don't go, bookworms. It's nice and relaxing.

You've been watching Gigglebiz, my little cupcakes.

-Say goodbye, Tommy.

-Goodbye, Tommy.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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Ho-ho!