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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz! Keith Fitt! Gail Force! Captain Adorable!

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But first, it's Professor Muddles!

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Ooh, yummy! Maybe just one more bite, for scientific research. Ooh!

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Hello there. I'm Professor Muddles.

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And welcome to my laboratory.

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Now, I'm partial to a casty take... I mean a tasty cake.

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So, today's question is close to my heart.

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HE CHUCKLES

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What happens when someone very hungry has eaten half your cake?

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Ahem, well, yes. I may have had, er, just one tiny slice. Ahem.

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Now, thankfully, I've invented a machine which makes

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things as good as new, and I call it my As Good As New Machine! Ta-da!

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Catchy name, eh?

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So, we simply place this half-eaten cake here,

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wind up the machine like so, and pull the lever.

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WHIZZ!

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Aha! Success. The cake is as good as new.

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Ho, ho, ho. Look at that, mmm.

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Well, that's dinner sorted. Now, let's try something else, shall we?

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How about... Ooh, what about this rusty old trophy?

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Wonder who won this? Oh! Awarded to yours truly!

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Professor Muddles,

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winner of the Knobbliest Knees competition 1952, Skegness.

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Ahh, great days. It rained all week. Right.

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I'll just place the trophy here,

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wind the machine up, and, of course, pull the lever.

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WHIZZING SOUNDS

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Oh, look! Success! My knobbly knees trophy is as good as new!

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I just wish I could say the same for my squeaky old knees!

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SQUEAK-SQUEAK!

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Right. Ooh, I say! That gives me an idea.

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If I can make the cake and my trophy as good as new,

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then maybe I can make myself as good as new!

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But, remember, don't try this at home.

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Right, wind the machine up, take the lever and here goes!

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WHIZZING SOUND

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-HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:

-By Jove! It worked! I'm as good as new!

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I'm Professor Cuddles...I mean Muddles. Goodbyeee!

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Now, where did I put that cake?

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Yowee, bairns! Keith Fitt here. And welcome to Keep Fit!

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It's a record, man!

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Today, I'm going to break the world record for welly wanging.

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Champion!

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Welly wanging, is when you throw or wang a welly as far as you can.

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And to record my record, I've got my two judges, over here.

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Alreet, lads?

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Lovely weather for it, eh, man!

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Right, Keith.

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You've got to wang that welly as far as you can, OK?

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Champion!

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-No problem.

-HE CHUCKLES

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Now, I'm a professional, that's a given.

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So don't try this at home.

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Three, two, one, begin!

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Ya'way with you!

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BOING!

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Whoa, man!

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OK, let's see how we got on.

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Well? Is it a record, man?

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No, Keith.

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Sorry, Keith.

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Whoa.

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And that's how you welly wang! Champion!

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Whoa, man!

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Gail Force here at the International Hide-And-Seek Championships,

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it's very exciting.

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The competitors at this year's event are the best at

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hiding I've ever seen. But let's see if we can find them.

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(I think there's someone here.)

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I found you! Oh, there's no-one there.

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Erm, let's look over here.

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Peekaboo! It's over! Oh, there's no-one here, either. Oh, well.

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These hide-and-seek competitors really are brilliant at hiding.

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I can't find them at all!

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Ooh. I think I may have heard something then.

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Oh, no. Can't see anyone.

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Well, this has been Gail Force,

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reporting from the International Hide-And-Seek Championships.

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Eh... Hello. I'm sure I heard someone that time.

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Erm... Oh, no. Oh, well.

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I may as well hide myself. Back to the studio.

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PHONE RINGS

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Doreen! Doreen, can you take that for me?

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And now it's time for YOUR giggles!

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Why can't a leopard hide?

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I don't know.

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Because it's spotted.

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Now, where did I put that? Some... Ah, that's what I was looking for!

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Oh, hello there, bookworms!

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You're just in time for another lovely story with me,

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Storybook Stan.

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-And I'm in the party mood, today!

-HOOT!

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Right, let's get going, shall we?

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Now, today's book is all about a person

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who invented my favourite party game, pass the parcel.

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You can't get better than that.

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Come on, let's get started.

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Aye-aye, look at this! I don't believe it, bookworms!

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The book's wrapped up just like a parcel! Just a sec.

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With no-one to pass it to, I better do it myself.

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Here we go, party time!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Well, would you believe it, bookworms! It's stopped at me!

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Let's get this unwrapped, shall we?

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Ooh, it's exciting this, isn't it?

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Ho, ho, ho. Oh, no, look! There's a forfeit.

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What does it say?

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"Pat our head and rub your tummy at the same time."

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I've never been able to do that!

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-Let's give it a go, all right.

-SQUEAK-SQUEAK!

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Is that right? I don't know which way it is, but...

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My word, this is fun! Right, here's another layer, let's get going!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Ho ho! Me again! Would you believe it?

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Oh, look, there's another layer!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Oh, look, it's me again!

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What are the odds!

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No, wait, bookworms! Another layer...

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It's Silly Time!

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Now we go over to Gail Force, who is still

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at the International Hide-And-Seek Championships.

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Gail, what have you got for us today? Gail?

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Are you there? Oh, dear.

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Hang on a minute, I'm just being told that, apparently,

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Gail is hiding herself and she wants us to find her.

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Well, let's take a look, shall we?

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Well, I can't see anyone.

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Oh! Hang on a minute, I think I found you, Gail.

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Hello! Gail!

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Can Gail actually hear me? I mean... I'll try once more. Gail!

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Can you hear me, Gail?

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Where's she gone?

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Gail! I can see you!

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-HE LAUGHS

-Oh, I don't know!

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Gail Force, there.

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Great at reporting, not so good at hiding. Ahem.

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So, Captain Adorable. What's your superhero top tip for today?

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Well, Awesome Girl, my trusted trainee, ahem. Today's top tip is...

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Aha! Super-important.

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All superheroes must always know where

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they've parked their super-vehicle.

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Awesome tip, Captain!

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But, er, the Adora Van's parked right here, Captain.

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Er, you can't park here, mate. It's loading zone only.

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Oh, no. Not another ticket.

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No problem. We can just drive the Adora Van somewhere else.

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Ho, ho, ho! Drive?

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A superhero shouldn't have to drive a super-vehicle!

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QT, pass me the super-teleporter, will you?

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Captain Adorable, wait.

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-It's just...

-WHIZZ!

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That's better.

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QT, where has the Adora Van been teleported?

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I was TRYING to tell you!

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The super-teleporter was set on random, it could be anywhere!

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Oh, custard! This sounds like a job for a superhero.

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Captain Adorable, away!

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Awesome Girl, gone!

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Ahem. Now, remember, Awesome Girl,

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the Adora Van could be camouflaged.

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So, keep your eyes...

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Aha! Here it is.

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KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK!

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Hmmm. maybe...maybe not. Now...

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Aha! Awesome Girl, this way!

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Aha! Here it is! Come on, let's get in.

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Wait a second! It's disappeared.

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It must've teleported again. Let me think.

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Look, Captain! Over there!

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-Er, let's look over THERE!

-Found it!

-Aha! I was right.

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Excellent work, everyone.

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Er, you can't park here, either.

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This time you're definitely getting a ticket.

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QT, quick! Pass me the shrink ray, please.

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Here, don't shrink it too small because...

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..um, we won't be able to find it again.

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Well, we'd, er, better get looking for it. Now, let's see.

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I think I saw it over...there.

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Ah. Ha-ha! Found it!

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Well, I, er, I fancied the walk! Ho-ho!

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QT SIGHS

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DISCO MUSIC

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DISCO MUSIC

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DISCO MUSIC

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CRASH!

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BELL TRILLS

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Well, bookworms, you've been watching Gigglebiz. Goodbye!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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