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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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The Lost Pirate,

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Rapids Johnson,

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Will Sing-A-Lot

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but first The Burrito Brothers.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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CHEESY ORGAN CHORDS

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PING!

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BOING!

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Hey!

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CHEESY ORGAN CHORDS

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CYMBALS CLASH!

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BOING!

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Hey!

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ORGAN FANFARE

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# ELECTRONIC ORGAN MUSIC

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KLAXON!

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Hey!

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DONK!

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Aargh!

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PING!

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And now it's over to Keith Fitt for the sport.

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-Keith, what are you wearing, lad?

-Yah way, Arthur. Ha-ha!

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Sorry aboot that! Ha-ha!

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What does it look like, man? It's my swimming gear.

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Got all the stuff - safety first, bairns. Armbands, goggles

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and I've got my flippers. Ha-ha!

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So today, bairns,

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I'm going to show you how to swim reet here in the studio!

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But Keith, there isn't any water!

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And you're never going to fit in my mug, are you?

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Arthur, man, you don't need water to practise your swimming.

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You can do it anywhere, man.

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I've been swimming without water for over 20 year,

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so I know what I'm talking aboot!

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Watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn!

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OK, now the first manoeuvre is the front crawl.

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Simply position yourself on your beanbag like so

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and then you just start crawling.

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Don't worry if you lose your flippers,

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you're oot of the water, man. And then you just...

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crawl like that and it helps to build up

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the muscles in the back bit of your arm, you know, the...

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The back bit of your arm.

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And that's the front crawl, man.

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Oh, dear, Captain Crackers, looks like we're doomed.

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Greybeard is going to make us walk the plank.

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All right, Greybeard.

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I'm going to jump into the raging sea. Here I go!

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Aargh!

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Wha...? Ha-ha, we are saved, Captain Crackers. Dry land.

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Take that, Greybeard. Ha-ha-argh!

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Thank ye, provisions!

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What did the sea say to the sand?

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I don't know.

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Nothing, it just waved.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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-Ready, Arthur, man?

-Ready when you are, Keith, my lad.

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OK, here we go, bairns.

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Now me and Arthur are going to demonstrate a very special sport.

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It is called syn... synth...

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synthia... Synthesise...

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synth-thee-crissy

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Sync... Synchronised swimming. Aye.

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It's that swimming and dancing all at the same time.

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I've been synchronised swimming for over 20 year,

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so I know what I'm doing.

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OK, let's have some music, please, Doreen. Hit it.

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Here we go. Come on, Arthur. Do exactly what I do, all right?

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Follow my lead.

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SYNCHRONISED SWIMMING MUSIC

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Ha-ha! I'm quite enjoying this synchronised swimming, Keith.

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Lovely exercise for the old muscles.

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OK, I've got the moves, keep an eye on me.

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I'm the professional. OK.

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Just going to go on my back, do some professional Olympic moves.

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Oh, that's it. Keep going, Arthur.

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Man, my back...

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Well! And that's how you think... sync... syntax...

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That's how you swim at the same time.

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Champion!

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So, Captain Adorable. What is your superhero top tip for today?

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Well, Awesome Girl, my awesome assistant, today's top tip is...

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er...how to spot a super villain.

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Awesome. Maybe we should try to spot one around here, Captain!

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Not a bad idea, but maybe we should try and spot one around here.

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Ha-ha. QT, you stay in the van, just in case we spot super villains

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and we need backup.

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-Captain Adorable, away!

-Awesome girl, gone!

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Hm-mm. It might be this way.

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So, Awesome Girl, the thing about super villains is that they

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never look like super villains.

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He doesn't look like a super villain.

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-Ha! That means he probably is one.

-Maybe we should follow him.

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I know, maybe we should follow him! Ha-ha.

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DOG YAPS

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Hm, what kind of a super villain pats a doggie?

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That's not any old dog, Awesome Girl.

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-That is his evil sidekick, Doctor Doggie.

-Huh!

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He's such a cute little thing! What's he going to do?

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-Train it to rob a bank?

-You never know. I'll ask it and find out.

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I say! Doggie... Or should I say - Evil Sidekick,

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Doctor Doggie, yes, you!

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-The super villain! He's getting away.

-Wait!

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You may have got away with it this time, Doctor Doggie,

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but I'm always watching you.

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Always watching!

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Captain Adorable, away!

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-There he is. He's buying ice creams.

-Ah, so that's his evil plan!

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To buy all of the ice cream in the world

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so there is none left for the rest of us!

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Hm! Not if I can help it.

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QT, I need transport - fast.

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Sending over the trike and helmet now, Captain.

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WHIRRING

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A-ha! Leave this to me.

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-Good luck, Captain.

-HE STRAINS

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Little help?

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WHEELS SQUEAK

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Awesome!

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HE RINGS BELL

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No, don't buy any more ice creams!

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-Agh!

-Captain!

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Captain Adorable, away!

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Are you all right?

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Oh, let me help to clean you up.

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I don't think he's a super villain, Captain.

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I don't think he's a super villain.

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In fact, there's a super villain over there if I've ever seen one!

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That's my mum.

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I've been looking for her for ages - she'll be wanting her ice cream.

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Thanks, Captain Adorable.

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Ha! Please, don't thank me, it's what I... Wait a second!

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That's a super villain! Away!

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Hello! Rapids Johnson here,

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and today I'm searching for the elusive exercising bear.

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Now, this bear is very shy. So to coax him out

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I'm going to do some exercises, too.

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"Oh, what a wonderful idea, Rapids," I hear you cry!

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Well, yeah, yes, it is.

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OK, here we go.

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And lunge!

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And back. And lunge.

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And back.

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Well, no sign of the bear.

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I'll try touching my toes.

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And down!

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And up!

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And down.

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And up.

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Oh, don't believe it - still no sign of the bear.

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I know, I'll do a quick five-mile run. Ha-ha, I'm sure to see him.

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Here we go.

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THEY BOTH PANT

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Oh... Well, that must be five miles by now

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and still no sign of the exercising bear!

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Oh, dear, I'm very hot and, well, very sweaty. I wish I had a towel.

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Now, I... Oh. Thanks!

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Well, I'll find that bear - or my name's not Rapids, er...

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Johnson!

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Johnson, that's the one.

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Keep 'em peeled. Oh!

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Heh-heh! All right, see you next Wednesday for bowling. OK, goodbye.

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Oh, hello there. Hang on a minute... And this is...

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Oh, dear! Get this off.

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Hang on a minute, I'm just getting tangled up,

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Terry, I'll just have to call you back!

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It's silly time!

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JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

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# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song

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# I try to put good Robin right

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# But he always gets it wrong! #

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Not today, minstrel.

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I'm going to impress Maid Marian by painting her portrait.

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Now, when I paint I need to concentrate.

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So no singing. Got that?

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# Got that! #

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Fair Maid Marian.

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May I paint your portrait?

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-Are you any good?

-Take a seat and I will astound you with my talent.

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-Go on, then. I could do with a sit down.

-Prepare to be amazed.

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# As Robin doth paint Marion The truth he cannot dodge

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# We can't ignore He just can't draw

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# He's made a splodgeddy splodge!

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# A splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge

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# He's made a splodgeddy splodge! #

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Oi! That's not a splodge. That's her head.

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And that bit, that's, um...

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Hang on.

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-Is there a problem?

-No!

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I just need to concentrate.

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# This painting is so crucial

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# He mustn't make a bodge

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# So here he goes

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# He paints her nose

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-# He's made a splodgeddy splodge! #

-A what?

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# A splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge

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# He's made a splodgeddy splodge. #

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A splodge?

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# A splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge

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# He's made a splodgeddy splodge. #

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Right, that's it, I want to see it.

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Ah, now, that's not a good idea, it's not quite finished.

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Well, what do you think?

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Personally, I think I've really captured your essence,

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your joie de vivre.

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Robin, it's... It's...

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It's absolutely...

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wonderful.

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What?!

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-Now, THAT'S a portrait. Well done, Little John.

-What? No...

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What about mine?

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# It's a splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge

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# You've made a splodgeddy splodge. #

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Right! I'm off!

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# A splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge

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# You've made a splodgeddy splodge! #

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Oh, that minstrel's got to go!

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You've been watching Gigglebiz, superheroes.

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Ha-ha...

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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