Episode 9 Gigglebiz


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Dan Step.

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Storybook Stan.

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Nana Knickerbocker.

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But first, it's Arthur Sleep.

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Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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A shock at the world dance finals last night...

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when the main event was won by a pair of apes.

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They were dancing the orang-utango.

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Orang-utango! Do you get it?

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Like "tango"? It's a dance!

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All right, all right. I'll stop monkeying around. Hah!

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Monkeying around! I can't stop myself!

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Ooh! Thank you.

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Well, I do hope you have something interesting to show me, Lord...

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-Chiverton.

-Oh!

-Well, perhaps so.

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I have here a rather valuable sheet of newspaper, which is

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-over 100 years old.

-Oh, newspaper!

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I do love to read a good newspaper in the morning

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with my cup of tea and my er, croissant.

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Oh, yes.

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As I said, it is rather valuable.

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I'll be the judge of that. I am the expert, er...Lord Cheesy-chips!

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Let's have a look now. Well, it's quite obvious straight away.

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I can value it at 1p.

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-It says it right there.

-That's what it cost back then.

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-But it's worth quite a bit more than that now.

-Really?

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Yes, and it has here what's believed to be the world's first ever

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-crossword puzzle.

-Oh, fascinating! I do love a good crossword.

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Shall we have a go? I'll get my pen out and...oh!

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I don't seem to...oh, may I? Thank you very much.

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-Right, let's have a look, shall we?

-Now, just wait a minute...

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One across. Um, a bird of prey - three letters. Any ideas? Oh! I know.

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An owl. I'll put that there. Right, OK. Let's see.

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I think it's best not to write on that, actually.

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There, that's that one.

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-Right, three across. Um, the opposite of start.

-Stop! Please, just stop.

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Yes, of course. Clever old you. Stop. Stop. There.

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Er...actually, how about I photocopy you the crossword

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and you can do it yourself when you go home?

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Oh, there's no need for that, Lord Cheese-and-chips. Ha-ha!

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I can just simply rip this out like that.

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There we go. Lovely.

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-But you...you've just...

-Of course. How much was it worth?

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Oh, yes. 1p. Allow me to give you that.

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There we are. Thank you.

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I'm going to go finish this crossword and have a nice choccy biccie

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and a cup of tea. Moving on...

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RAGTIME MUSIC

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APPLAUSE

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And now, it's over to Keith Fit for the sports report.

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Hey, Keith. Catch! Wa-hey!

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Who-arr! Not bad. But this isn't a paper aeroplane, Arthur.

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THIS is a paper aeroplane. Watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn.

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Here we go. AWAY!

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I've been making paper aeroplanes for over 20 years,

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so I know what I'm doing.

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Whoop! Whoa, man! Who-ooaar!

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Oh, this is massive, man.

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He-hey! I think it's "plane" who the winner is here, Keith, eh?

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"Plane" - get it?

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Champion.

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There you go, Jack. You're ready to fetch another pail of water.

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Send my regards to Jill. Ha-ha!

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Oh, hello, bookworms.

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It's me here, Storybook Stan, in Storybook Corner.

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Are you ready for today's story?

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I know I am. You're going to love this one.

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Oh, it's one of my favourites.

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Now, once upon a time...

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Well, I never! Would you look at this, bookworms.

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It looks like we've got an actual bookworm here in Story Corner.

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Look! The cheeky fellow's gone and eaten right through this book.

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I don't know.

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Well, I'll try to get on with the story and work around him.

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Right, here we go. Once upon...

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Oh, hang on a minute.

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You wouldn't believe this.

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I think the bookworm must have gone up my sleeve!

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He's tickling me. Oh, he's got my... He's got my neck now.

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I'm really ticklish there. Oh, ha-ha! I'll try, I'll carry on.

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Once upon a time...!

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I'm sorry about this, bookworms. I'm going to have to get...

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He's gone down my trouser leg now. Oh!

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Ooh!

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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-What's brown and sticky?

-I don't know.

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A stick.

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LAUGHTER

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HE MOUTHS

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At-choo!

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HE MOUTHS

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HE PANTS

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Ooh!

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DANCE MUSIC

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DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED

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Sssshhhh!

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-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

-Colleen.

-Colleen who?

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"Clean" your door mat!

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It's filthy. Ha-ha-ha!

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Bye.

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# Everybody loves Nana Knickerbocker

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# Tra-la-la-la-la-la la-la-loooo! #

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Ho-ho! It's another beautiful day here on Nana's Panto Farm. Eh, Jack?

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-Yeah. I just wish we had some customers.

-Well, young man,

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I think your wish has been granted. Here comes one now.

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-Say hello, everybody.

-Hello, everybody.

-Oh! I do the jokes.

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Hello. I'd like a jar of strawberry jam, please.

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Well, you're in luck, sir. It's our last jar of strawberry jam.

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Oh, thanks, Jack.

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But I must warn you, sir, it's very tricky opening these jars.

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Right, I'll give it a go.

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Oh, no! I've got sticky jam all over your face. Don't worry.

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I'll clean it up.

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Oh, thanks.

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There we are. Oh, no! I'm stuck to your face now. Jack, help.

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It's... Ugh! Oh, no!

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We're all stuck. Oh, dear. Well, at least that busy bee isn't here,

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trying to suck up all this lovely jam.

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-You will tell me if you see him, won't you?

-He's there.

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You what? I can't hear you for all this buzzing in my ear.

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-He's behind you.

-Oh, right. It's that routine, is it?

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-Oh, no, he isn't.

-Oh, yes, he is.

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Well, join in. Oh, no, he isn't.

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Well, I can't... Ooh! Oh, yes, he is.

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-Oh, quick. Run, everyone!

-Buzz!

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Buzz!

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Buzz!

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Oh! It's no good. He just wants the jam.

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So why don't we let him have it?

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Oh, you're right, Jack. If the bee sucks up all the lovely jam,

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we won't be stuck together any more.

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Here you go, bee. Help yourself.

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There you go. Ooh! Ooh! Quick.

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Ah! Oh. Great. We're free.

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-Thanks, Bee.

-Buzz.

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-That was our last jar of jam, remember.

-Don't worry.

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I've got something even better. Haven't we, buzzy bee? Off you go.

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Yes. You'll like this! Oh, look.

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A jar of honey, straight from the bee.

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-Wow! Thank you so much.

-It's OK.

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Oh, dear! My hand slipped.

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Oh, delicious.

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Oh, I do love a happy ending. Take a bow, everyone.

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-Thank you.

-Buzz.

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You've been watching Gigglebiz. Keep laughing.

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Lorene, that's a wrap.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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-# Farewell, TTFN

-Arrivederci!

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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