Episode 9 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

Dan Step.

Storybook Stan.

Nana Knickerbocker.

But first, it's Arthur Sleep.

Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

A shock at the world dance finals last night...

when the main event was won by a pair of apes.

They were dancing the orang-utango.

Orang-utango! Do you get it?

Like "tango"? It's a dance!

All right, all right. I'll stop monkeying around. Hah!

Monkeying around! I can't stop myself!

Ooh! Thank you.

Well, I do hope you have something interesting to show me, Lord...

-Chiverton.

-Oh!

-Well, perhaps so.

I have here a rather valuable sheet of newspaper, which is

-over 100 years old.

-Oh, newspaper!

I do love to read a good newspaper in the morning

with my cup of tea and my er, croissant.

Oh, yes.

As I said, it is rather valuable.

I'll be the judge of that. I am the expert, er...Lord Cheesy-chips!

Let's have a look now. Well, it's quite obvious straight away.

I can value it at 1p.

-It says it right there.

-That's what it cost back then.

-But it's worth quite a bit more than that now.

-Really?

Yes, and it has here what's believed to be the world's first ever

-crossword puzzle.

-Oh, fascinating! I do love a good crossword.

Shall we have a go? I'll get my pen out and...oh!

I don't seem to...oh, may I? Thank you very much.

-Right, let's have a look, shall we?

-Now, just wait a minute...

One across. Um, a bird of prey - three letters. Any ideas? Oh! I know.

An owl. I'll put that there. Right, OK. Let's see.

I think it's best not to write on that, actually.

There, that's that one.

-Right, three across. Um, the opposite of start.

-Stop! Please, just stop.

Yes, of course. Clever old you. Stop. Stop. There.

Er...actually, how about I photocopy you the crossword

and you can do it yourself when you go home?

Oh, there's no need for that, Lord Cheese-and-chips. Ha-ha!

I can just simply rip this out like that.

There we go. Lovely.

-But you...you've just...

-Of course. How much was it worth?

Oh, yes. 1p. Allow me to give you that.

There we are. Thank you.

I'm going to go finish this crossword and have a nice choccy biccie

and a cup of tea. Moving on...

RAGTIME MUSIC

APPLAUSE

And now, it's over to Keith Fit for the sports report.

Hey, Keith. Catch! Wa-hey!

Who-arr! Not bad. But this isn't a paper aeroplane, Arthur.

THIS is a paper aeroplane. Watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn.

Here we go. AWAY!

I've been making paper aeroplanes for over 20 years,

so I know what I'm doing.

Whoop! Whoa, man! Who-ooaar!

Oh, this is massive, man.

He-hey! I think it's "plane" who the winner is here, Keith, eh?

"Plane" - get it?

Champion.

There you go, Jack. You're ready to fetch another pail of water.

Send my regards to Jill. Ha-ha!

Oh, hello, bookworms.

It's me here, Storybook Stan, in Storybook Corner.

Are you ready for today's story?

I know I am. You're going to love this one.

Oh, it's one of my favourites.

Now, once upon a time...

Well, I never! Would you look at this, bookworms.

It looks like we've got an actual bookworm here in Story Corner.

Look! The cheeky fellow's gone and eaten right through this book.

I don't know.

Well, I'll try to get on with the story and work around him.

Right, here we go. Once upon...

Oh, hang on a minute.

You wouldn't believe this.

I think the bookworm must have gone up my sleeve!

He's tickling me. Oh, he's got my... He's got my neck now.

I'm really ticklish there. Oh, ha-ha! I'll try, I'll carry on.

Once upon a time...!

I'm sorry about this, bookworms. I'm going to have to get...

He's gone down my trouser leg now. Oh!

Ooh!

And now it's time for your giggles.

-What's brown and sticky?

-I don't know.

A stick.

LAUGHTER

HE MOUTHS

At-choo!

HE MOUTHS

HE PANTS

Ooh!

DANCE MUSIC

DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED

Sssshhhh!

-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

-Colleen.

-Colleen who?

"Clean" your door mat!

It's filthy. Ha-ha-ha!

Bye.

# Everybody loves Nana Knickerbocker

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Ho-ho! It's another beautiful day here on Nana's Panto Farm. Eh, Jack?

-Yeah. I just wish we had some customers.

-Well, young man,

I think your wish has been granted. Here comes one now.

-Say hello, everybody.

-Hello, everybody.

-Oh! I do the jokes.

Hello. I'd like a jar of strawberry jam, please.

Well, you're in luck, sir. It's our last jar of strawberry jam.

Oh, thanks, Jack.

But I must warn you, sir, it's very tricky opening these jars.

Right, I'll give it a go.

Oh, no! I've got sticky jam all over your face. Don't worry.

I'll clean it up.

Oh, thanks.

There we are. Oh, no! I'm stuck to your face now. Jack, help.

It's... Ugh! Oh, no!

We're all stuck. Oh, dear. Well, at least that busy bee isn't here,

trying to suck up all this lovely jam.

-You will tell me if you see him, won't you?

-He's there.

You what? I can't hear you for all this buzzing in my ear.

-He's behind you.

-Oh, right. It's that routine, is it?

-Oh, no, he isn't.

-Oh, yes, he is.

Well, join in. Oh, no, he isn't.

Well, I can't... Ooh! Oh, yes, he is.

-Oh, quick. Run, everyone!

-Buzz!

Buzz!

Buzz!

Oh! It's no good. He just wants the jam.

So why don't we let him have it?

Oh, you're right, Jack. If the bee sucks up all the lovely jam,

we won't be stuck together any more.

Here you go, bee. Help yourself.

There you go. Ooh! Ooh! Quick.

Ah! Oh. Great. We're free.

-Thanks, Bee.

-Buzz.

-That was our last jar of jam, remember.

-Don't worry.

I've got something even better. Haven't we, buzzy bee? Off you go.

Yes. You'll like this! Oh, look.

A jar of honey, straight from the bee.

-Wow! Thank you so much.

-It's OK.

Oh, dear! My hand slipped.

Oh, delicious.

Oh, I do love a happy ending. Take a bow, everyone.

-Thank you.

-Buzz.

You've been watching Gigglebiz. Keep laughing.

Lorene, that's a wrap.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

-# Farewell, TTFN

-Arrivederci!

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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Ho-ho!