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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Ann Teak,

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The Lost Pirate,

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Keith Fitt.

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But first, it's DIY Dan.

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Tired of that old fence you've had for years?

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Well, the DIY expert always has plenty of ideas to freshen things up.

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A good way to start is to paint your fence.

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CHEERY MUSIC

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The DIY expert always paints carefully,

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with even, regular brushstrokes.

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CREAKING

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PING

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With the painting finished,

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it's time to think about adding a trellis to your fence.

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A trellis supports plants as they grow up the fence.

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PING

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CREAKING

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HAPPY MUSIC

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It can be easily fixed to a fence.

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Make sure you have the correct tools

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to attach the trellis.

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PING

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WHOOSHING

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Why not finish off your new fence

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with a small, attractive bird box?

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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MUSIC STOPS

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BIRDS CHEEP

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Now your old fence looks as good as new.

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CRASHING

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Job done. BIRD CHEEPS

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Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep.

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News just in -

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it's national air guitar-playing day.

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Cool.

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Air guitar is when you pretend to play an invisible guitar,

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along with some rock music.

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What do you reckon, Keith? It seems a bit strange, doesn't it?

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-IN GEORDIE ACCENT:

-How are ya, Arthur? Good to see you, man.

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Air guitar is a great way of keeping fit indoors.

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Now, I've been playing air guitar for over 20 year,

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so I know how to do a guitar solo.

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Doreen, hit it. Let's rock!

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ROCK MUSIC

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Hey, Arthur!

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Where's your guitar, man?

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HE MIMES WITH MUSIC

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Come on, bairns! You can join in, too!

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LIVELY GUITAR SOLO

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MUSIC STOPS, GUITAR BLARES

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CLASSICAL MUSIC

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Come along, there we are.

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Plenty more to see.

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There we are. Come along, don't dawdle.

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Hurry up. That's it. In you come.

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SHE CHUCKLES Out of the way.

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Ah, yes. Now, this is one of my favourite rooms.

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It's called the vi-ase room.

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Now, for hundreds of years, nobody has known

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why it's called the vi-ase room,

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but, being an expert,

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I would imagine it's because it's full of vi-ases.

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This is beautiful. Is this an antique?

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Yes, of course it's an antique. Excuse me.

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That is, of course, a lute.

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I should know that because I am an expert lutist.

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Cool. You can play the lute?

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Yes, I can, but I certainly wouldn't play

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in front of everyone here.

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Well, if you insist. Excuse me.

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There we are. Now, ahem. STRING PINGS

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I'm going to tune this up.

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Would you hold that? Thank you.

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It hasn't been played for hundreds of years.

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Ahem. Excuse me.

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SHE SINGS BADLY

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RATTLING

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Hm...

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As I expected.

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Completely out of tune. Try another string.

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Ahem. SHE SINGS BADLY

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RATTLING

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Oh.

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That's out of tune, as well.

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One last try.

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SHE PLAYS BADLY

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SHE SINGS BADLY

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SHE WAILS

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RATTLING

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Oh, dear.

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It's completely out of tune.

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I'll have to pop it there.

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Come on, there's plenty more to see.

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Priceless antiques this way.

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Off we go. Through we go.

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Come on, hurry up. Come along, come along.

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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

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Hmm. Mm.

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SMASHING

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CLASSICAL MUSIC

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SMASHING

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What type of music is a balloon scared of?

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I don't know.

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Pop.

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LAUGHTER

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GENTLE MUSIC

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TAPPING

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DRUMMING

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XYLOPHONE TUNE

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THEY PLAY TUNE

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GUITAR TUNE

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TAMBOURINE JINGLES

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HORN BLARES, MUSIC STOPS

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HORN BLARES

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It's silly time!

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SILLY TUNE

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Here's a good one, Captain Crackers.

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-What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

-PARROT SQUAWKS

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Fish and ships. Oh-ho! That's a cracker!

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What in the high seas are you doing, Jim, lad?

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You can't play a sea shanty on dry land.

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We'll never find any treasure, it's bad luck.

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-SHANTY PLAYS

-What you...?

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No, Captain Crackers, you've got to stop...

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-SQUAWKING

-Wait a second.

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Look at that. Treasure!

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We be rich!

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Do you know something a bit faster?

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HE PLAYS UPBEAT SHANTY

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Har-har!

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Thanks, milady, for the gold. Woohoo!

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We're going to be rich, I tells ya!

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Ha!

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-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

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-Two.

-Two who?

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-Have you got an owl in there?

-No.

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HE LAUGHS

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ROCK MUSIC

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CYMBAL CRASH

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Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep here.

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I've been playing air guitar for over two hours. He-hey!

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Hey, Keith Fitt! How are you getting on?

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Still rocking out over there?

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Oh, sure am, Arthur!

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Although, I'm... getting a bit tired now. Whoo.

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Turns oot that the air guitar is even better exercise than I thought.

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I mean, ooh. Would you? Ooh!

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-CRASHING

-Looks like Keith's rocked out

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enough for one day.

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I'm going to keep on rocking!

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Right, here we go. For the big finish!

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Let's rock and roll!

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LOUD ROCK MUSIC

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CYMBAL CRASH

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PHONE RINGS

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GUITAR SOLO

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LUTE PLAYS

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# I am good Robin's minstrel

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# And I always sing a song

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# I tried to put good Robin right

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# But he always gets it wrong. #

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Give me back my lute!

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Today I, Robin Hood,

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will impress Maid Marian with my brilliant lute playing.

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MEDIEVAL FOLK TUNE

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# Good Robin has a clever plan

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# It really is a beaut

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# He'll serenade Maid Marian

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# By strumming on his lute. #

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Indeed.

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HE PLAYS BUM NOTE

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# It is the most appalling sound

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# To ring out in the wood

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# The merry men, they all agree

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# He isn't very good. #

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-HE PLAYS BUM NOTE

-All right, all right.

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I've got a plan.

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I'll pretend to play, whilst Little John really plays the flute.

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He's the best lute player in the woods.

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MEDIEVAL FOLK TUNE

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# When Little John doth play the lute

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# He pleases all the wood

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# The merry men, they all agree

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# He's good, he's good, he's good! #

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All right, don't rub it in.

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# He's good, he's good he's good, he's good

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# He's good, he's good

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# He's good! #

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-Here she comes!

-GENTLE MUSIC

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Little John, hide behind that tree.

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And you, keep quiet. Got that?

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# Got that! #

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HE SIGHS

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Marian!

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Watch this!

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HE PLAYS BADLY

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I'm on a busy schedule here.

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Slight technical hitch.

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GENTLE LUTE TUNE

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Wow.

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You are pretty good.

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Hm. I am, aren't I?

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# It's not a great moment

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# But tell you, I should

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# He's not the best lute player

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# Here, in the wood.

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# He's not the best lute player

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# Here, in the wood. #

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I am!

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TUNE PLAYS

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What's going on?

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# Robin can't really play

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# It's all a big con

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# The best lute player

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# Is our Little John! #

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Nonsense!

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TUNE PLAYS

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# He's good, he's good he's good, he's good

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# He's good, he's good, he's good.

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# He's good, he's good he's good, he's goooood!

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# I'm the very best lute player here

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# In the wood. #

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TUNE PLAYS

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MUSIC ENDS

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He's good. You need some more practice.

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No!

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# He's good, he's good He's good, he's gooood!

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# He's the very best lute player here

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# In the wood! #

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That minstrel's got to go!

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BAD LUTE NOTE

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SQUEAKING, SHE BREATHES LOUDLY

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Hello, you've been watching Gigglebiz. Goodbye.

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SMASHING

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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