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Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

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Catch me if you can!

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Grandpa!

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No, be careful!

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Grandpa, stop!

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Aaaaowww!

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CRASH!

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This is me, Jason Mason.

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This is my house, where I live with my mum,

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Dad,

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sister Jemima,

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Grandpa, and his dog, Beowulf.

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It was a sunny, sunny Saturday,

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and I was playing cars with Grandpa.

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I'm gonna beat you today, Jason.

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'As usual, Grandpa was getting very excited.'

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Want to win, Wolfy.

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'And, as usual, so was Beowulf.'

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DOG BARKS

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'This wasn't going to be a usual kind of Saturday. Oh, no.

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'This was going to be...'

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Watch me, Grandpa!

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'My sister, Jemima, was about to go to her jazz class.'

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And catwalk, and pivot

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and kick-ball, change.

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And pirouette.

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And catwalk,

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and pivot, and kick-ball, change.

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And pirouette.

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And show it to the ceiling,

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show it to the floor.

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And, big finish.

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Yeah! Ha-ha.

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Bravo!

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What a good little dancer you are. You take after me, you know.

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I used to be a good little dancer.

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Oh, Grandpa. You were so not a dancer.

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See you later, Grandpa.

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Give my love to You Know Who.

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You Know Who?

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Grandpa had forgotten that today we were expecting a visit from...

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Great Aunt Loretta.

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Oh, yes!

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Grandpa's sister was coming.

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She makes really weird food, like sausage with sardine sauce.

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And she drinks green gloop.

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And she's always stubbing her toe.

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-We have a pack of peas in the freezer we always put on it.

-Oooh.

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And she's often like this.

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Aaaargh!

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Or like this. And she makes Grandpa feel like this...

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Oh, no. Not Loretta, please. Not Loretta.

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She's grumpy, she's bossy, she's miserable.

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And I have never, ever seen her laugh.

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If only we could make her laugh, Jason.

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That's never gonna happen.

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Oh, isn't it?

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Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

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Catch me if you can!

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You know when Grandpa shrinks,

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he can get up to all kinds of magical things?

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He can fly off in my plane.

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He can run so fast I can't catch him.

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He can hide behind things.

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Get down, Grandpa!

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He can even get into my car and make it go.

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And often I have no idea where he is.

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-DOORBELL RINGS

-Suddenly I heard the doorbell.

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There was nothing for it, I had to answer the door.

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-I don't need to tell you who was there...

-Jason!

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Big kiss for Great Aunt Loretta!

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Oh!

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What a mess.

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Your parents spend too much time working in that bicycle shop.

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DOG BARKS

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Don't you start.

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'Great Aunt Loretta isn't keen on Beowulf.'

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'And Beowulf isn't keen on Great Aunt Loretta.'

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Where's that grandpa of yours?

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Ohhh. Breakfast things still on the table.

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Waaaah!

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'If there's something to trip over, Great Aunt Loretta will find it.

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-'She'd found my car.'

-That wretched thing.

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You're always leaving it about. Where's the peas?

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'Yet again, that bag of peas was coming in useful.'

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Aah! I suppose Grandpa's having one of his little lie-downs?

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'I'm the only one who knows about Grandpa's shrinking cap.

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'Everyone else thinks he goes for a lie-down.'

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He's so lazy. He always was.

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'The bad news was that Great Aunt Loretta had hurt her toe.

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'The good news was my car was in the kitchen

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'and that meant Grandpa must be in the kitchen too.'

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-'But where?'

-Oooh.

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Ohh. Oww.

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Huh!

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Oooooh.

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Huh! 'I couldn't fish him out of the tea pot.

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'But now I knew where he was, all I had to do was keep him in there.

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'But Great Aunt Loretta had other plans.'

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Right, let's get rid of this.

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Heeeelp...

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-Was that you, Jason Mason?

-Heeeelp!

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'Of course I had to pretend it was.'

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Oh, I see. Your idea of a joke. Not funny.

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'Great Aunt Loretta needed a glass

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'of her spinach and sprout green gloop.'

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Mmm. Oh! Jammy Jumblies, that's what I need now.

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'At last. Now was my chance to get Grandpa out of the bin.'

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We haven't made her laugh, Grandpa.

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And she thinks you're having a little lie down.

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I am! On a bed of tea bags and a bit of old cod.

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'Grandpa smelt very fishy.

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'My plan was to get him to his bedroom.'

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These shelves are filthy.

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Where do you think you're going, Jason Mason?

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At least take that box with you.

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'As I bent down to pick up the toy box, Grandpa jumped out my pocket.

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'Quick as a flash, he hid in Beowulf's basket,

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'next to his squeaky toy.'

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Phoaw! That dog smells like a bit of old cod.

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DOG BARKS

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You'll be sorry if you make another squeak.

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'The word "squeak" gave Grandpa his next idea.'

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TOY SQUEAKS

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'Of course, I had to pretend it was me.'

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TOY SQUEAKS That's not funny at all, Jason.

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You need to watch your step,

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and I need a duster.

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'I decided to keep the squeaky toy away from Grandpa.

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'There was no way we were going to get Great Aunt Loretta to laugh.

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'But he wouldn't give up.'

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No, Grandpa!

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-'This time Grandpa had gone too far.'

-Stop it!

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'Great Aunt Loretta think my plane is radio controlled.

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'She has no idea Grandpa's magic makes it work.'

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Oooh! Aaghh.

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-Oooh!

-Sorry.

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-Don't you ever do that again, Jason.

-Really, really sorry.

-Aaah!

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Huh! 'Suddenly I saw Grandpa and the squeaky toy

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'in the Jammy Jumblie tin.'

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Oh, the only thing that'll make me feel better...

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-is another Jammy Jumblie.

-Not a good idea.

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-Course it is!

-Isn't.

-Is!

-Isn't!

-Is.

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-Isn't!

-Is!

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-Ta-dah!

-Aaaaah!

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I am the genie of Jammy Jumblies.

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Come to magic joy and laughter into your life.

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This is my wise and trusty chicken.

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Aaah!

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Say "hello", wise and trusty chicken.

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SQUEAK

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Let there be lights.

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Let there be music.

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Let there be laughter.

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'Now, I know you might find it hard to believe,

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'because it's quite an odd thing for a grandpa to do,

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'but before I knew it,

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'he was waltzing on the table with a chicken.

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'Then he started on the ballet.

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'It was working! Grandpa's plan was working!'

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Ha-ha-ha!

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'Great Aunt Loretta was laughing!

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'That laugh got even bigger when he started the rock 'n' roll.'

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# The sugar in my tea

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-# You're the icing

-Icing

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# The icing on my cake. #

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Come on, Jason. Now it's our turn.

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Woo-hoo-hi-hoo-hoo!

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Woo! This feels wonderful, I should have done it ages ago.

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'Grandpa's plan had worked!

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'Great Aunt Loretta was laughing and dancing.

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'Grandpa took off his genie costume and dropped the toy.

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'Great Aunt Loretta was too busy to see him take off his cap

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'and come back to his normal size.

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'Just in time, because the others were home.'

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How weird is that?

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-Pretty weird.

-I'm dreaming, pinch me. Ow!

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Come on, join in. Ha-ha-ha! Woo!

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There was this genie in the Jammy Jumblies.

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He was dancing with a chicken, cluck-cluck-cluck!

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Cluck-cluck!

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He was so cute!

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-# You're the honey

-Honey... #

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She's laughing!

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We did it, Jason. Teamwork, eh?

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Teamwork!

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# Apple in my pie

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-# You're the gravy

-Gravy... #

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Look what I found in the Jammy Jumblie tin. How odd!

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Whoof, Grandpa, you smell like a piece of old cod.

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