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Hacker Time contains no essential nutrients. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Please don't try and eat it. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
Have you lot noticed something different about Lolly this morning? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
Yes. It's that she's trying to tell us something. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
But what? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
Ahem. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
I have absolutely no idea. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
-Oh, wait, I get it. -Ho-ho! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
She's trying to tell us it's national "wear a party hat" day. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
-Oh... -Oh, I've just realised. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
-Today is a very special day. -Ho-ho-ho! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
It's recycling day. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Anyone got any plastics? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Oh... | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
Hang on, today IS a very special day... | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
..because I've just got my latest online delivery, look. La-la! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
It's a book on how to forget someone's birthday. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Oh... | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
Wait, Lolly, wait. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
-I've just remembered it's your bir... -Oh. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
-It's your bir... -Oh. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
It's your bird's birthday. BIRD TWEETS | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
We bought it for you exactly one year ago, on your birthday. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Do you remember? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Oh! Oh, what a bunch of mooeys. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
# You gonna watch this? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
# You gotta watch this! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
# You gotta watch this! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-HE RAPS: -# My, my, my, my programme hits you so hard | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
# Makes me say, "Oh, my word!" | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
# Thank you for watching me | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
# It's telly, but not what you normally see | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
# It feels good, there's outtakes too | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
# Comedy, guests and clips, it's true | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
# So sit back - don't move too much | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
# This is the show - ah! - you can't touch. # | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
-Stop! -Hacker Time. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Thank you. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Stand by, everyone. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
We're on air in five... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
four... | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
-three... -Ahem. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
..two... | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
-one... -Meow! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Cue Larry. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
for a harrowing half hour, | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
it's Hacker T Dog. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
You all right, cockers? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Today is a very special day. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
He's remembered. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Yes, it's the day of our annual joke inspection. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
Oh... | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
Oh, hello, Inspector. I hope everything is in order. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
I'm afraid it isn't. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
That latest birthday misunderstanding means you've reached | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
your legal joke limit. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
You don't mean... | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Yes, from now on, all comedy on this show is banned. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
-HE SQUEALS -Oh, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
not today, of all days. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Lolly's pet bird will be devastated. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
In that case, we had better get a pair of serious actors on as guests. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
Well, I hope you're not going to force them here in a comedy fashion. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Ah, about that... | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
MUZAK PLAYS | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Hi, we're actors. We're here to film The Dumping Ground. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Oh, yes, get in the booth, please. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
Yeah, we need some more photographs for your ID passes. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
-Oh... -Yeah, get in the booth, come on. -Are you sure? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-Hurry up or Jacqueline Wilson will hear about this. -OK. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-Curtains and doors. -BELL CHIMES | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Yeah... | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
-BUTTON BUZZES -Down. Hee-hee-hee! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-Ah! -Ah! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-What is going on? -I don't know. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
# Ba-da-da-dee, da-da... # | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-Ah! -Ah! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Amy-Leigh Hickman and Kia Pegg. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:22 | |
Welcome to Hacker Time. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Oh, no. We're not doing that. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
The jokes aren't even funny. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
Well, we're not allowed to do jokes, so the joke's on you. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Oh, well, it better hadn't been. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
-So, will you stay? -Oh, go on, then. -All right. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Hurrah. In that case, let's find out who you pair of dullards are, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
in the fact file. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
I hope it's a very serious fact file. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Ah, about that... | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Amy-Leigh Hickman and Kia Pegg | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
play Carmen and Jody in The Dumping Ground. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Their characters don't get on because they're polar opposites. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Jody likes folding her arms whilst wearing a jacket, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
whereas Carmen likes folding her arms whilst not wearing a jacket. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
The girls live with care-worker Mike Milligan, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
who sold their house for a large painting. Silly man. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Jody's biggest achievement was learning to | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
ride an invisible horsey. Giddy-up, Misty! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
While Carmen's was finally learning to fold her arms whilst | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
wearing a jacket. Ha! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
And that's all you need to know about Amy-Leigh Hickman | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
and Kia Pegg. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
# Pegg, Pegg, Pegg. # | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Your life stories bored me senseless but you'll have to do. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
Shall we get on with the show? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
-Yeah. -I guess. -Yeah, why not. -Belting. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
In that case, Larry, tell them what lolz we've got in store. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
Well, this had better be a very informative coming-up menu. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
Ah... About that... | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
Today's Hacker Time contains no comedy at all. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
No change there, then. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Coming up, the bumping sound... | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
CLANG Ooh! Ow. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
..a trumping hound... | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
HE FARTS | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
..and some guests from - | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
yes, you've got it - Tracy Beaker Returns. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
-Ha-ha! -Ha-ha! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
What a great show we've got, eh? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
Much better than that Dumping Ground rubbish. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Have you ever watched that muck? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
-Erm, no, I don't think we've ever seen it, no. -Now and then. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-I think it's new. -Yeah. -Maybe. -Ha-ha! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Now, Amy and Kia, it's time for your big interview. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
Are you ready? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
-Just about, maybe. Go on, then. -Belting, here we go. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Question one - you both appear on The Dumping Ground. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
That sounds a bit like the trumping ground, doesn't it? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
No, no, no. Stop that. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Yes, everyone knows trump jokes are the worst jokes of all. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
I will not permit them in this interview. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Don't worry, Inspector. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
I haven't got any more planned. It...oh... | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Erm... | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
-Oh... -Hmm... | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-I'm watching you. -OK. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-Watch all you like, cocker. I need the viewers. -Ha-ha! -Ha-ha! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Let's talk about your characters on the show. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Carmen Howle... | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Mmm... Oh, you want me to talk about her? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
-No, no, no. Carmen, howl! Let me hear you howl. -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-Are you serious? -Yes, I am, yeah. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-I'm always serious, cocker. -I'm not from Wolfblood, though. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Well, I'll do one, and you can copy me. Ahem. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Aroo-oo-rr-oo-oo! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
A-woooo! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-Oh, that was quite good, wasn't it? -It was good. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
-Much better than old Bobby Lockwood. -Heh-heh. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Now, are you anything like the characters in the show? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Our characters are pretty different. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
Oh, I suppose you could say, Carmen and Jody are like chalk and cheese. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
Actually, we're chalk and cheese, | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
and we've learned to overcome our differences. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Yes, we're off to Benidorm together next week. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
I thought you said we were going to Lanzarote. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
Now, Kia, are you related to our handyman and caterer Wilf Breadbin? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:46 | |
-I don't think so. -I mean, I'm only asking because you sound like | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
you're from the same neck of the woods to me. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Where do you want this wall bracket put in, then, eh? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Wow, Kia, you said that without moving your lips. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-It wasn't me. It was Wilf. -Be quiet, Wilf, will you? -Oh. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-Kia was going to tell me something about a wall bracket. -Oh... | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
-Now, off you pop, Wilfred. -Ah... | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
In this show, you live in a house | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
with a load of people you can't stand. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
-What's that like? -Ha-ha! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
-Well, we get on in real life. It's just... -Do we? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
-Yeah. -Do we, though? -Yeah, we all get on. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-Yeah. -We'll tell him we do, Kia. -OK. We all get along. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Well, I live in a house with a load of people I can't stand. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
There's the pink one who doesn't really do much this series, | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
then there's the orange one with the really annoying voice. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Oh! How dare he! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Or there's the green one with the silly catchphrase. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
-Hoo-hoo! -Ha-ha-ha! -See, that was it then. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
And the blue one, whose birthday we pretend to forget every year. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
-I knew it. -Heh-heh-heh. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
And worst of all, there's the disgusting little furry one | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
they call Hacker. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
I despise him the most. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Aren't you Hacker? TYRES SCREECH | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
# Oh, yeah | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
-# Oh, yeah. # -ALARM BUZZES | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Excuse me, that high-pitched "oh, yeah" counts as a joke. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
You're on your final warning. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -In that case, let's watch some highbrow acting. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
Do you remember the time that I was in The Dumping Ground? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
No, cos you weren't. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Well, I beg to differ, madam. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Take a look at this. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Hold it right up for me, please. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Is there OK? Yeah? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-OK. Ready. -Three, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
two, | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
one... | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
# La-la-la, da-da, ba-da! # | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Time for a lovely, relaxing bath. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Soothe me them aching deltoids. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
# Boom-ba-doom-ba-da-dee... # | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Smile! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
CEILING SQUELCHES | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Oh, no. Look, oh, no. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
-I think my bath's overflowing. -Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Ho-ho-ho, look, | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
Mike looks scared, doesn't he? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-Ha-ha! -Ha-ha! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Oh, it's about time Carmen had a wash, anyway, isn't it? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
What do you think of that, cockers? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
-I don't think I've ever seen that before. -Good, wasn't it? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
Now, you both first appeared on Tracy Beaker Returns, didn't you? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. -There's one character I miss | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
-from those Tracy Beaker days... -HACKER SNIFFS | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
..Mike Milligan's hair. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
-What happened to it? -Oh, my... -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
See, we always take the mick out of him, and look, this is why. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
-Look at it. -Look at him in that photo. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
He's a silver-haired beast. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
He was in Cats. Don't take the mick out of him. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-Looks like he's got a cat on his head, there. -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
-IN GEORDIE ACCENT: -Actually, my career's really taken off. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
You know, since leaving, I've two Casualties, | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-and a Waterloo Road. -BA DUM TSH | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
ALARM BUZZES OK, that's enough. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
I don't want to see any more talking objects on this show. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
Next, you'll be doing a joke about Kia Pegg. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
-Erm... -HE WHISTLES | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Right, that's one bad joke too far. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
Actually, I'm Juan Bad-Joke, and I have come too far. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
-I should be in Alicante. -TYRES SCREECH | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
ALARM BUZZES That does it. Shut it down. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
Shut it down! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
Oh, how is it come to this? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
I blame the disgusting little furry one. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Larry, cut to something low on comedy, will you? Oh... | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
Get your magnifying glasses at the ready. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
It's time for the Miss Marbles Mysteries. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Hello. Whoever that is. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Wohoo! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
HE WHISTLES CHEERILY | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
How do? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Oh, are you all right? Yeah? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-Agh! -CRASH! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
Agh! Oh... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Oh, good morning, Constable Heighway. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Anything exciting happening today? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
-No. -< H-e-e-e-elp! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Someone's dyed... | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
..my hair green. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
-Well, this is hardly a crimewave. -Oh, isn't it? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
CREEPY MUSIC | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
It IS a crimewave! This looks like a case for Miss Marbles! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:23 | |
-I'll go and get her. -ALL: You are her! -Oh, yeah! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:28 | |
-So, you found any clues yet? -No, but this crimewave is getting worse. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:40 | |
Someone's even dyed the ground green. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
That's grass, you fool. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
I'm not all there, am I? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
CACKLING SNORE | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Ahem... Oh. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
If my calculations are correct, we'll find the mystery dyer 'ere. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
-I beg your pardon? -I said, we'll find the mystery dyer in here. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
-Oh, I see. -Yeah. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
MISS MARBLES GASPS | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
-You found anyone? -No, just some diarrhoea. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:15 | |
FLIES BUZZ | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
Now that I've gathered you all in my drawing room, | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
I can finally reveal who the culprit is. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Could it be the vicar, with the stained green hands? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Oi! That's my natural skin tone! Hoo-hoo! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
Come on. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
Could it be the teashop owner, whose favourite colour is green? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
Oh, you'll never prove it. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Or could it be the policeman with a secret diploma | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
in creative hairdressing? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
I majored in blow drying. Not colour theory. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Well, let me tell you. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
It was none of these people. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
THEY GASP | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
The real culprit is... | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
..me! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
But why? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
Well, I wanted to get you all round my house | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
so I could show off my new tea cosy, didn't I? Do you like it? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
-Oh, that is lovely. -It's really nice. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
H-e-e-e-elp! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Somebody's died! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, your hair green. We know. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
No, somebody's actually died. Look. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
THEY GASP IN HORROR | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
But then it is old Mr Benardsworth, | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
and he's been dead for 147 years. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
So, all's well that ends well. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
THEY LAUGH CHEERILY | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
LAUGHTER BECOMES LOUDER AND CREEPIER | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
Oh, what a load of old tat. Shall we watch a YouBend video on my tablet? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:51 | |
-I can't get it working! -Oh, Derek, not that kind of tablet! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Oh! Wh-h-at am I like? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Talking of fails, I saw an hilarious technology fail on YouBend. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
Stick it on. I love it when people fail at technology. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
Just put it on. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Just to make sure this thing is off. Perfect. Great. That's off now. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:16 | |
I wouldn't want to be recording this by mistake | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
and it end up on the internet. Ha-ha-ha! Oh... | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
MUSIC: Somebody To You by The Vamps | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
# ..is somebody to you | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
# All I wanna be Yeah, all I ever wanna be... # | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
-Epic fail! -Ha-ha! How embarrassing for him. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:34 | |
-How can someone be so silly? -Here, listen, imagine | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
if all the daft things we do in here were recorded. Just imagine! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Things like this will be televised to the nation. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
HE TRUMPS | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
He-he! He-he! Hoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Erm, Derek... | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
look behind you. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Oh. Ho ho? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Amy and Kia, you're both on a critically acclaimed CBBC show. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:04 | |
-What does that feel like? -It's great. -It is good. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
-But it's not as good as this, is it? -I beg to differ, cocker. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
This is muck. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
I wish I could be on something much better than this old tat. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Music, please. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
# I have been here for nearly five years | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
# These tedious guests always bore me to tears | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
# This show is the greatest sum of my fears | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
# I must leave Hacker Time | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
# I could star in the Dumping Ground | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
# Experience angst as a teen | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
# Have rows with my mum and my dad | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
# On Millie Inbetween | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
# I'd sift through lots of samples of poo in Operation Ouch! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
# Tell stories about skateboarding foals | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
# Whilst sat on the Newsround couch | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
# I could extract rabbits from hats and help my supply teacher's magic | 0:15:53 | 0:15:58 | |
# Be the new Barney, I would | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
# And have a dress sense that's tragic | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
# But there is just one show on which I'd like to star | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
# It's truly the best | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
# Has all the top guests | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
# Production values that leave me impressed | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
# The programme's Hacker Time! # | 0:16:16 | 0:16:22 | |
So, there you have it, Hacker Time is the best thing on TV. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
And everything else is rubbish. Just as I was saying before. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
-But you wasn't saying that before. -I know. I'm fickle. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
It's one of my character traits. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
-Larry, tell us what other muck's coming up. -Certainly, Hacker. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
This show is a dumping ground for terrible entertainment. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:43 | |
Still to come, the Trumping Ground. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Like the Dumping Ground, but with him. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Who needs singing lessons at Phlegmsbury High? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
And don't miss the big quiz finale, that's the big fancy bit at the end. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:56 | |
And that's why I'll never trust | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
that Richard Wisker with my laundry again. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
It was a right mess. Oh, we're back, right. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
There's something I've always wanted to know about the Dumping Ground. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Something that could change the way people watch it forever. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
-What I want to know is... -BELL RINGS | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Oh, lunch. But not for you. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
You're not important enough. Goodbye! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Oh, I hope it's not plastic knives and forks again. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
-What now? -What are we supposed to do? -I'm hungry! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
-Oh, Wilf, everyone thinks our food's really old-fashioned. -Don't worry. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:36 | |
I've decided to modernise. We're no longer using plates. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
All the trendy restaurants are doing it. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Oh, you mean, like, serving a burger on a chopping board, | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
-and soup in a jam jar? -Well, yes, or the other way round, obviously. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:51 | |
Oh, Wilf. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
Here comes a customer! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Oh, hello. I'd like the salmon, please. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
Certainly. Would you like it on an old roof slate? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
Oh, that sounds very trendy. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
-Trouble is, the slate's still attached to the roof. -Eh! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
Ow! Doh. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
-Well, in that case, I'll have the lamb casserole. -Oh, good choice. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
-It comes in an old man's hat. -Oh, wow, that's even trendier. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
However, the old man's still in it. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
The gravy's burning my skull. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
Oh, dear. Well, maybe I'll just have an egg. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
I believe it comes served on a house brick. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Actually, it's under a house brick. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:37 | |
We didn't think that one through. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Well, to be honest, | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
I'd really like that meal in that strange red container over there. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
-That's our bin. -I know. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
And it looks far more appetising than any of that rancid food | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
you actually sell. Goodbye! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
I'll fire up the van. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
And now Hacker Time proudly presents the Trumping Ground! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:05 | |
LOUD TRUMP | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
No-trump jokes! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Who is responsible for this?! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
LOUD TRUMP | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
-Did you just trump? -No, that was you. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
-It was you. -Are you serious? It was you! -I heard you! -It was you! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Hold on a minute, what's going on here? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
-Who are you? -I'm your care worker. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Mike Milligan, MBE. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
Don't you recognise my shiny old bonce? And my MBE? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
-You look nothing like Mike. -Right, listen here, love. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
This is all I could afford on the costume budget, | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
so just go along with it, will you, please? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Now, what's the problem going on around here? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
-She trumped. -No, no, no. She did. -Quiet a bit. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
As a trained professional, | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
I'm going to use a five-step plan to solve this dispute. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
-Step one, we all need to calm down and talk like adults. -OK. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:53 | |
This is me, talking like an adult. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
What do you think, cocker? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
-It's not helping. -OK, step two. Let's get things off our chest. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
Like these baked beans off this antique chest. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
I mean, why has the catering van stopped using plates? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
So, what is step three? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Step three is where I assess your personalities | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
via the medium of the inkblot test. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
What do you see when you stare at this? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
-A butterfly. -No! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
It's an inkblot. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:23 | |
Oh...! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Carmen, what do you see when you stare at this? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
-An inkblot. -No! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
It's actually a paint blot, made by a butterfly. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
Who was trying to draw an inkblot. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
These are looking suspiciously like jokes. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
Get it back on track, please. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
OK. Step four. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Let's hear what you don't like about each other. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Jody... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
what don't you like about Carmen? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
All she ever wears is pink. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
I hate that colour! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
If I see the colour pink one more time, | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
I'm going to scream the place down. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Oh, sorry, did somebody say summat? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Aargh! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
Ooh, calm down, cocker. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Right. Carmen - what don't you like about Jody? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
All she ever talks about is football. I hate that sport. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
I swear, if I hear one more thing about football | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
-I -will screen the place down. -Anyone for snooker? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
Oh... | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
-I got that one wrong, didn't I? -I'm starting to get really angry now. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
How do you think I feel? I haven't looked in the mirror in minutes. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
Ha-ha. It's just like you, that. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Well - that brings us to step five. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
If you feel emotional, just let it go. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
FARRRRRT! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Wait. You were the trumper all along? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
No, I wasn't! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
But if it wasn't you, then who was it? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Actually...it was me. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
SHOWBIZZY FANFARE | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Hold on a minute. I thought you'd banned jokes from this show. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
Ah... That wasn't a joke. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
HE FARTS | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
JOKE INSPECTOR: Oh... | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Oh, my. If you thought that was bad, wait till you see this. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
It's the Quarter Past 4 O'Clock Club. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Do you know the best thing about the start of a new term? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Brand-new stationery! | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Oh, you're telling me. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
I just love a ballpoint pen. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
Well, check MY kit out. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
# Got my ruler! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
# Got my pen! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
# In Office Supplies Weekly it got 6 out of 10 | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
# Check my rubber and my hole punch | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
# If I get hungry I can eat it for lunch | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
# I have this pencil | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
# And this notepad | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
# Made in China They drive the whole school mad | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
# Novelty sharpener Works without hassle | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
-BOTH: -# We got it from a school trip to a medieval castle! | 0:22:45 | 0:22:50 | |
# Stationery! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
# Ring binder reinforcers | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
# Stationery | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
# Lever arch file! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
# Stationery | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
# Eraser fluid | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
-They come in 20ml bottles. -Oh, yeah. So you can mess up your writing. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
# Essential tools that you need for school! # | 0:23:06 | 0:23:11 | |
YEAHHH! | 0:23:12 | 0:23:13 | |
-Are you all right? -Yeah. I am now. -All right. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the greatest quiz of them all, | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
the part of the show we like to call... | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Sit On The Lav-Lav And Answer Some Questions. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
FLUSHING | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
Amy-Leigh and Kia, the rules of this game are simple. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
All you have to do is... | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
FLUSHING | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
..sit on a bog and answer some questions. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
How does it feel being sat upon my throne? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
-Not bad. Comfy. -It's quite nice and sparkly. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
-Comfier than you think, in't it? -Yeah. -It is. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
The time will end when you hear this... | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
We're off to Alicante! | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
-Are you ready? -Ready. -Start the clock. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Name a character in The Dumping Ground. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
-Mo. -Tee. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
What gives you that right? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
It's up to their parents to name 'em, not you! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Complete this famous double act. Sam and... | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
-Mark. -Mark. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
No, it's Sam-on and potatoes. It's Sam and Mark's favourite food. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Herman has disguised this prop as a CBBC star. But who is it? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
Er...Bobby Lockwood. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Bobby Lockwood! | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
No, I'm afraid it's PC Lockplank. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Who's that...? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
-I'm afraid you're wrong there. Herman, go away. -Aww. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Please welcome me old chum and soon to be yours - Accordion George! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
# It's Accordion George Acci-G # | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
The Big G - the Big George is here, | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
he's going to play you a fantastic tune on his acc. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
And you two have to guess what on earth he's playing. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
Now, call me old-fashioned, I've done this before - | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
you're unlikely to get it because he's not very good, are you, George? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
Play the tune... | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Acci-G! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
HE PLAYS A JAUNTY TUNE | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
TUNE ENDS | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Right... All right, all right. All right! | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-Who was it? -He's already getting paid. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
Can you tell me what Acci-G was playing on his massive bulbous acc? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
-Er... -BOTH: Wake Me Up. -Avicii. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Let's find out if you're correct... | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
MUSIC: Wake Me Up by Avicii Yes! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
-Knew we'd got it. -Well done! You got it right, well done, cocker. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
I'm not sure how, it sounded like he had pease pudding in his pipes. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
All right, George, go away. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Go on. Take your stool with you. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
-Bye, George! -Bye, George. -All right, don't encourage him. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
True or false? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Oh, that's true. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Wrong - it was neither. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
We're off to Alicante! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Times up. That means you've won tonight's star prize. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
-Woo. -Wooo! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
'A used sticky note! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
'Note, no longer sticky.' | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
What do you think about that, cockers? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
-I'm really excited about it, actually. -Really? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
-It's like, the top prize, ever. -Don't get carried away. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
Cos the prizes don't stop there, cocker - | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
you've also won a holiday! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
-Oh! Really? -Where to? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
A barge trip for two through our fantastic studio drainage system. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:25 | |
Any last words before you go? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
-No, thanks. -Er - yeah... | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Herman - flush them away! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
FLUSHING | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
BOTH: Aaagh! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
What a great pair of CBBC stars there. I love 'em in Wolfblood. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Right. I'm off now to braise a fetid shoulder of lamb in the slow cooker. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
But first I shall sing my trademark song. Join in, cockers! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:49 | |
# That is it for now, the end of the show | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
# I need the lav-lav so I'm going to go | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
# I'll see you next time on this show of mine | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
# Put it in your diary - it's called Hacker Time | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
# It's been amazing, we've been larking around | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
# The whole programme cost just under a pound | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
# Watch again next time cos we've got much more | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
# There'll be tons of other funny stuff - it will be top drawer | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
# Amy-Leigh and Kia dropped in | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
# The chat was sheer perfection | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
# We acted in The Trumping Ground | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
# But we lost a lot of comedy to the routine joke inspection | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
# That is it for now, the end of the show | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
# I need the lav-lav so I'm going to go | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
# I'll see you next time on this show of mine | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
# Put it in your diary - it's called Hacker Time | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
# Put it in your diary - it's called Hacker Time! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
# That is the end of today's Hacker Time! # | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
That song was faintly humorous. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
Shut it down. Shut it down! GLASS SHATTERS | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 |