Episode 11 Hacker's CBBC Top Ten

# Oh, top ten

# Mmm, yes! #

Hello, me almighty cockers.

'Tis I, TV's very own Hacker T Dog,

and I'm counting down my top ten CBBC shows, but which will I choose?

There's only one way to find out, cockers.

Follow me!

Mm mm-mm mm-mm.

Welcome to number one on my list. Can I have a drum roll, pur-lease?

DRUM ROLL Yes, it's got mystery, it's got suspense, it's terrifying,

it's emotional, it's got some of the best acting on television. It's...

The One Show!

The One Show? That's not even on CBBC.

Oh, right, in that case, it'll have to be Wolfblood instead.

Yes, Wolfblood holds a special place in my heart because it

stars my close personal friend, Bobby Lockwood, who plays Rhydian.

In fact, I was hanging about with Bobby just yesterday.

Let me demonstrate the conversation we had. A-hem.

"Bobby, do you fancy going for something to eat?"

"Oh, Hacker, that sounds like a great idea."

"I know it's a good idea - it was my idea. Of course it's a good idea.

"Now, would you prefer curry or pizza?"

"I shouldn't have curry, because it gives us terrible wind."

"All right, then. Pizza it is."

"But I can't have pizza either - I'm intolerant to dairy."

"You can have it without the cheese."

"It won't have the same flavour, Hacker."

"I know it won't! Get some spicy meat on it, then."

"That'll give us terrible wind instead."

"All right, then!

"You can just sit there with a breadstick and that's it."

"Breadsticks give us wind as well."

"Well, have a glass of water, then!"

End scene. What a lovely man.

And that's why in my top ten list of CBBC shows,

Wolfblood is number one!

Owwwwwwoooooooo!