Episode 12 Hacker's CBBC Top Ten

You're watching TV's Hacker T Dog.

I've been counting down my top ten CBBC shows,

but there's one I've not included...my own show, Hacker Time!

The latest series has series has lots of great guests, like Radzi

and Lindsey off Blue Peter, Perri and Jordan from Diversity... Oh!

And Deborah Meaden from Dragons' Den.

Me and Deborah had such a laugh on the set, you know.

I said, "Hello, Deborah, I'm a big fan,"

and she went, "Thanks very much, cocker." I said, "No, I

"really am a big fan", and she said, "I know. I heard you

"the first time, thanks." I said, "No, let me finish.

"I really am a big fan...of your fellow Dragon Duncan Bannatyne.

"I've never heard of you, cocker." We haven't spoken since.

But she is a lovely woman, really, I promise. Here's the proof!

# CBBC! #

'Hacker's time in the hovel has gone from bad to worse.'

Look, there's only one thing for it.

I'll have to wow you with a series of fantastic invention

ideas in the form of a montage!

That is the worst picture I have ever seen.

Oh. I rather liked it.

-This idea will make you itch!

-Don't you mean "rich"?

-No.

I'm pitching you my fleas, cocker!

HE LAUGHS

Ooh.

I'm in!

..the toilet. I'll be back in a moment

for more of your terrible ideas.

TOILET FLUSHES

I'll give you £5,000... No! £10,000. £20,000....

for your five hotels in Park Lane.

You're brilliant at this game, Hacker!

DING!

# CBBC! #

What a wonderful, sturdy woman, whoever she was.

But seriously, you'll love Hacker Time, cockers.

It's got laughter, it's got drama, but most of all,

it's got me in it, so make sure you tune in, only on CBBC!

Oh, it'll be right good, cockers! Goodbye!

HE CHUCKLES

CHEESY MUSIC