Episode 5 Hacker's CBBC Top Ten


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# Oh, Top Ten!

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# Mmm, yes! #

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Hello, me almighty cockers!

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Tis I, TV's very own Hacker T Dog,

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and I'm counting down my top ten CBBC shows. But which will I choose?

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There's only one way to find out, cockers! Follow me!

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# Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. #

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At number six is Sam And Mark's Big Wind-Up.

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Now, some people call them the poor man's Ant and Dec,

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but I think that's unfair.

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They're actually the poor man's Chuckle Brothers. Heh, ha, ha!

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Sam and Mark once had me on their show,

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and I was expecting the special guest star treatment.

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And did I get it? Did I, budgies!

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First of all, the limo they sent was only 20 feet long,

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and the swimming pool on the roof wasn't even heated! I was furious.

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I mean, I still had a quick swim.

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It was even worse when I got to the studio, you know.

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I told everyone that they weren't allowed to look me in the eye,

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oh, yes! But then I got there and someone did look me in the eye!

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I said, "Hey! Are you looking me in the eye?", and he said, "No!

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"I'm not looking you in the eye", and I said, "You are, you're looking

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"me in the eye!", and he said, "I'm not looking you in the eye!".

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I said, "Look me in the eye when you say that."

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So he looked in the eye and said that, so I had him fired on the

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spot, and then I realised I'd been looking in a mirror the whole time.

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Anyway, after I gave myself my job back,

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I had a little look in my dressing room and I thought, "Oh!

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"Look at the state of this! It's a right mess!"

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so I marched up to Sam and Mark and said,

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"I'm not an animal!" and they said, "You are an animal," and I said...

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-IN SQUEALING HIGH VOICE:

-"I am! I'm an animal!"

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So I fired myself again and went home, and that's why, in my top

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ten list of CBBC shows, Sam and Mark's Big Wind-Up is number six.

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Especially the one with me in it!

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HE SNIFFS

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CHEESY MUSIC

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