Episode 4 Hacker's CBBC Top Ten

# Oh, Top Ten!

# Mmm, yes! #

You all right, cockers?!

It's me, Hacker T Dog, oh, yes, counting down my top ten CBBC shows.

So, join me within the walls of my kennel if you will.

Follow I, cockers!

At number seven, it's Diddy Movies With Dick And Dom.

This is a great series,

because they've made every type of film you can think of,

westerns, sci-fi, superheroes, you name it, they've done it, cocker.

But there's one film they haven't made yet, a film about me,

and that's why I'm going to sell them the rights to my life story.

Excuse me a sec while I get the phone.

Just get them on speed dial. Brilliant.

Hello, is that Dick and Dom? It is! It's Dick and Dom.

All right, cocker? It's me, Hacker, yeah.

Hacker The Dog, yeah, off the telly, yeah.

You know me, you've met me before. Moving eyebrows, that's me.

Yeah, Hacker, that's right. Yeah.

Anyway, I'd like you to make a film about my life story, if you would.

Yes, it is interesting! Yeah, you should here some of my stories.

Here's one for you, listen to this one.

The other day, I went to the butcher's and guess what?

It was closed! So, I had to go to a different butcher's. Classic story.

All right, all right, you didn't like it?

You'll love this one. Listen to this.

One morning I was walking down the street and there was a massive

puddle and I didn't see the puddle and people were shouting, "Hey!

"Mind that puddle!", and I said, "What are you on about?

"I can't see a puddle," and they said, "It's right in front of you,"

so I then avoided the puddle and didn't get wet.

Hello? Hello?

DIAL TONE

They must be considering their options.

What a lovely pair of women they are, and that's why,

in my top ten list of CBBC shows, Diddy Movies is number seven.

Oh, look! A puddle!

SPLASH

CHEESY MUSIC