Episode 3 Hacker's CBBC Top Ten
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# Oh, Top Ten! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
# Mmm, yes! # | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
You all right, cockers?! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
It's me, Hacker, and I'm counting down my top ten CBBC shows, | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
so come join me in my kennel. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
But watch your feet on the beige carpet, cocker, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
it's got a delicate pile. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
At number eight, it's Tracy Beaker Returns. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
I love this show, cos it's all about my favourite | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
character from literature, Gina from the Dumping Ground. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
It's a little known fact that the programme also contains | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
a character called Tracy Breaker. Yeah, it's true that, yeah. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Honest, it's true, yeah. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
Dani Harmer's been playing the role of Tracy since the 11th century. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
Back then it was called Ye Olde Story Of Tracy Beaker, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
and it followed her adventures during the Norman Conquest. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
That was a mere 1,000 years ago, but it's so popular, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
CBBC have been showing it every hour of every day ever since. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
In fact, I don't know why they bothered calling this series | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Tracy Beaker Returns. I mean, how can she return? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
She's never been off the telly, cocker! I'm sick of the girl. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Frankly, all she ever does is say "bog off" to everyone. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
I mean, how disgusting is that, | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
relying on toilet humour for a cheap laugh? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
It makes me so angry I could just... | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
HE WEES | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Ah, that's better. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
As I was saying, relying on toilet humour makes me | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
so angry I could just... | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
HE WEES | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Yes, that's right. Toilet humour. It makes me so angry I could just... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
Oh. I've got none left. Only one thing for it. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
HE INHALES DEEPLY | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
HE PASSES GAS | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
Oh, I love toilet humour! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
And that's why, in my top ten list of CBBC shows, | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Tracy Beaker Returns is number eight! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Ha, ha! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
HE PASSES GAS | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
Oh! Smells of sadness. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
CHEESY MUSIC | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 |