Episode 2 Hacker's CBBC Top Ten

# Ohh, top ten

# Mmm, yes! #

How do, cockers one and all. It's me, Hacker.

I've been asked to do a countdown of my top ten CBBC shows.

I told them I've got a top 43,

but they said every episode of Hacker Time doesn't count!

So, pull up a bean bag and come in. But do forgive the mess.

Yes, she's gone everywhere...

At number nine, it's Deadly 60.

I love this show, because it stars Steve Backshall

and his washboard stomach.

I once tried to do my laundry on Steve's stomach,

but he got the police involved, so I stopped.

I love Deadly 60, but I don't know why it's called that.

I thought maybe it was called Deadly 60

because Steve Backshall is both deadly and 60.

So I tried to find out if that's why it's called Deadly 60.

So I crept into Steve's house at night to have

a look at his birth certificate, and it turns out he isn't 60 at all!

He's 61.

But he did turn deadly when he caught me in his study,

and that's why he got the police involved for a second time.

The other great thing about Deadly 60 is the animals.

They've had them all, cocker! Except stoats.

They've never had a stoat on, and that to me is a huge oversight,

so I decided to put the idea into Steve's head by releasing

a colony of angry stoats into his garden.

Luckily, he didn't get the police involved that time.

Although it was only two hours ago.

And that's why, in my top ten list of CBBC shows,

Deadly 60 is number nine.

SIREN WAILS, BRAKES SCREECH

Oh, that's probably Steve now.

< I want a word with you!

Oh, knickers!

It's the police! He's not here, guv'nor! He's gone to the lav, love!