Episode 7 Hacker's CBBC Top Ten

# Oh, top ten!

# Mmmm! #

Yes!

You all right, me old cockers? It's me, Hacker, off the telly.

I'm counting down my top ten shows on CBBC.

So why don't you join me inside my little kennel?

But take your shoes off first, cockers! Ha-ha!

At number five, it's the 4 O'Clock Club -

my favourite programme with a time-related title,

after News At Ten and Watchdog, of course!

I mean, I'm not including Happy Time in that list,

I've never really cared for that show.

Anyway, back to the 4 O'Clock Club.

This show is great because it claims to deal with

school life in a gritty and realistic fashion.

And then they ruin it by singing about everything!

I mean, what's that all about, cocker?

It makes me so mad.

I could just, I could just...

# When I'm a-watching telly

# There's a concept that angers me

# These people who articulate their emotions musically

# Oh, that's not real life, no, frankly it's just plain wrong

# That's why I must voice my hatred via the medium of song

# Oh. #

Oh, I just voiced my hatred of the medium of song, didn't I?

Ohh!

That means that 4 O'Clock Club is realistic after all

and that's why, in my top ten list of CBBC shows,

the 4 O'Clock Club is number five.

# Number five! #