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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# Better turn off This show ain't for you

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# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

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# Horrible Histories Gory

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# Games! #

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Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb,

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and the rodent we know as Rattus Rattus,

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but who 10,000 fleas simply call "home".

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Hey! I'll have you know I've got fewer fleas than I used to have.

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And how could you possibly know that?

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Cos I just saw at least three of them jumping onto you!

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Oh, what?!

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Oh...! Well, thanks a lot(!)

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This is the show where you get to test your knowledge

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of history's most horrible happenings...

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Or, as I like to call them, the best bits...

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..by taking part in the goriest games imaginable.

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-Oh, that's it - tonight, you are having a bath.

-Aah!

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No-o-o-o!

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Yes.

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Let's meet our horrible historians.

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Hi, I'm Erin.

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Hi, I'm David.

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Hi, I'm Rebecca.

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-Hey, Rebecca.

-Rebecca!

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Hanging nicely.

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To start things off today,

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I've come up with a rat-tastic new game from the Middle Ages

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called Leech Yeech.

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Leech Yeech?

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Yeah! Most doctors used leeches to treat illnesses back then,

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so leeches were worth money,

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and poor people would collect them by standing in putrid ponds

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until they were bitten.

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And how exactly are you going to make that into a game?

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With three buckets of stinky pond water, with plenty of leeches.

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The contestants have to run around the buckets

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-and collect as many leeches as they can.

-No, absolutely not.

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I'm sorry, could someone please help me get these out of here?

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-I'm not happy with them.

-Oh, no, don't go over there,

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I spilt some pond water on the floor and if you're not careful...

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-you're going to fall over.

-Agh...

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Brilliant(!) Now I've got fleas AND leeches.

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On the bright side, I think you've just won the game.

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Ha-ha-ha... Ow.

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RATTUS LAUGHS

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While Dave gets cleaned up,

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remember, you can play along at home using the Gory Games app.

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You can get it on the CBBC website...

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Right - Erin, David, Rebecca, you are playing to win Year Spheres.

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Each Year Sphere contains a historical date,

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and at the end of the show,

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your Year Sphere dates will be added up,

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with AD dates being added, to your total...

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Do you see where we're going with this?

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..and BC dates subtracted from it.

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So, if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be...Rattus?

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Huh?! Erm...

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-It's not three, is it?

-No, it isn't.

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It's 735.

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Exactly - so, like I said, it's not three.

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At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score

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will win a truly unique historical prize.

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And it's something I've picked out myself.

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You are going to love it.

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Well, that would be a first.

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And we're off - so, to find out what this round's about,

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it's over to the Gory Grid.

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Arrrh! The Putrid Pirates it be.

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So, four questions coming up on Putrid Pirates.

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The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

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Your four pirate topics are...

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Erin, it's your turn to pick first.

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Er, the goat.

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Sadie the Goat.

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You're extremely lucky.

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-It's a prop...

-..question. Yes, it is.

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It's a prop question, and here it comes...

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Oh, my word. RATTUS SNIGGERS

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Oh, that is a bitten-off ear.

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Here's the question - a famous pirate from the 1800s

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called Sadie the Goat, so, she was a pirate,

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had her ear bitten off in a fight -

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but what did she do with the chewed-off ear?

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Did she, A, wear it on a chain around her neck,

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did she B, eat it with some tomato sauce,

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or did she C, mount it on the wall in the crew's quarters

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to make them think she could hear anyone plotting against her?

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So, what do you think?

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Everybody's gone for C.

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I can tell you that the answer is actually...

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A - she wore it on a chain around her neck.

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Right, David it's your turn to choose a topic next.

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Punishments.

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What did pirate Ned Low do to the captain of a captured whaling ship?

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A, cut off his ears,

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B, maroon him on an island,

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or C, make him walk the plank?

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Ooh, ooh, I know the answer

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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Oh, interesting - Erin and Rebecca going for B, David going for A.

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Let's hear what the actual answer is.

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The answer is A,

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Ned Low cut off his ears and made them eat them,

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sprinkled with salt. Hm! Original.

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Wish I'd thought of it, actually.

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Well done, David - you're the first to get off the mark,

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you have a point. Rebecca, it's your turn to choose a topic.

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I'll do pirate talk.

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Lovely choice. Let's hear that question.

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What does the pirate expression "heave to" mean?

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A, stop the ship,

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B, be sick over the side

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or C, fire the cannons?

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So, what does the pirate expression "heave to" mean?

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Oh, a complete spread of answers, there - the full range.

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Let's see what the actual answer is.

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The answer is, A -

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"heave to" means "stand still",

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so it means stop the ship.

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Can't believe you didn't know that, you scurvy landlubber!

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Er, which means person who'd be happier on land...

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and has a nasty disease.

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Thanks for clearing that up, very helpful.

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Well, that means with only one question left

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and David on two points

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that you have won the Year Sphere - congratulations, David.

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He's won the Year Sphere!

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I've just added it up, and he's won the Year Sphere!

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Thanks, Rattus. Up to date, as always.

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So, David, you have won the quiz -

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time to choose your Year Sphere -

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and let's hope it's not one with a Stone Age date inside,

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because that can be worth a few million minus points.

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Push, push, push, push, push.

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David, come and choose a Year Sphere. Any one you like.

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-I'll have this one.

-That one?

-Lovely choice.

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-Push, push, push, push...

-Now, winning the quiz

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means that David is automatically through

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to play the Pirate Game -

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but will he be alone, or will everyone get to play?

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Let's find out.

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It's an all-play messy game,

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so that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you -

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go on, Rebecca, lead the way.

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Dive in - it's not as bad once you get in there.

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-Oh, it stinks!

-In you go, David.

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Oh, no. Eurgh!

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-Away you go, Erin.

-Do I have to?

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Yeah, sorry. Bye!

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Aah!

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THEY COUGH

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This game is all about chests and keys.

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And where are the keys?

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Well, that would be telling -

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but there are some clues to help you find them.

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The first person to retrieve the treasure map

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from inside their colour-coded chest will win the Year Sphere -

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but be warned, all is not as straightforward as it seems.

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It's time to play...

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HOOTER

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Oh, a bit of a cautious start from everyone, there, Rattus, wasn't it?

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I think they're not quite sure

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of what it is they're attempting to do.

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Well, what they have to do is read

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the instructions on the chest -

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without that, they are going to be hopelessly lost,

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and it looks to me as if David has done just that,

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because he's headed to his correctly colour-coded tub,

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and he's now going back with the first key.

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Oh, Erin seems to have the wrong key there.

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Now, the only way she could have the wrong key

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is if she didn't follow the instructions.

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Absolutely. They're very slippery, these keys, aren't they?

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But that's not stopped David.

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He's through the first chest.

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Now, is he going to read the instructions on the second chest?

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There he is!

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"Time to get yourself all mucky, Swabbie's bucket is so yucky."

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He's gone straight to the swabbie's bucket, that's perfect -

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and he's got the key!

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It's very simple and when it's done correctly, isn't it?

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Absolutely, it's very clear,

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it's written down on the side of the trunks there.

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Now, you have to say,

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Erin's making it look

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particularly difficult at the moment.

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But David is onto his third chest - and Rebecca's finally realised

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she's got to take that little chest out of the bigger one, good.

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But David - hang on, David's run into trouble, here -

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he can't find his clue, he can't find the instructions...

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-but he's found them.

-Found them.

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"Want to get the pirate swag?

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"Go look in the hanging bag."

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Ah! Well, he's doing just that,

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and he's having a good rummage round.

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And he's in the hanging bag -

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he's just got to open this to win it.

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It's far too late for Rebecca

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and her new best friend the parrot, I fear.

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He's opened it - sound the hooter.

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HOOTER It's all over,

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for David has the scroll of superbness

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in his mucky, mucky hands.

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Welcome back, everyone. David, collect your Year Sphere.

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I'll have this one.

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Why not? It looks a good one.

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Moving on - over to the Gory Grid to find out who's up next.

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It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

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So, four questions again -

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and here are your four Victorian topics...

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So, David it's your turn to pick first.

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Famous Victorians, please.

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Robert Peel was famous for what?

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A, bringing the first oranges into the country,

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B, founding the first police force

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or C, being the first person to swim the English Channel?

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Well, that's a teaser, and no mistaking.

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Everybody is going for B.

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Well, let's find out if everybody's right.

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The answer is B -

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Robert Peel founded the first police force in 1829,

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which is why they were nicknamed the Peelers.

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You learn a new thing every day.

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Yes - like never work with animals.

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Thank you.

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So, an excellent start from all of you - a point apiece.

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Erin, it's your turn to choose a topic.

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Gadgets.

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And that is a prop question.

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-Now, then...

-Whoo!

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Now, then, what was this invention for?

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Was it A...

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Here's a clue - it's either A, B or C.

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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So, David and Rebecca going for B, Erin going for A.

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I can tell you that the actual answer is...

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C - it was a fly scarer.

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Wow, would you believe that?

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Rebecca, your turn to choose a topic.

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-I'll do Slang, man.

-I like it.

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Don't know what I'm doing with my hands.

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Slang, let's hear the question.

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Poor children in Victorian London sold "pure" - but what was "pure"?

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Was it A...

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All disgusting - but is it A, B or C?

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Interesting, Erin and David going for A, Rebecca going for C.

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Rattus put us out of our misery.

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The answer is A.

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Dog poo. They sold it to tanners to make leather.

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Let's just award the points there.

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One for Erin, one for David.

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Here comes the final question of this round -

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and this is about the Crimean War. Let's hear the question.

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Florence Nightingale was a famous nurse during the Crimean War,

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but what was her nickname?

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"The Lady of the..." what?

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Was it...

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Is it A, B or C?

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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Everybody has gone for B - let's see if you're all right.

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The answer is B,

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she was known as the Lady of the Lamp,

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for her habit of making hospital rounds at night.

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So, what we have here is a tie-break situation

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between Erin and David -

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if you could be ready, poised above those buzzers,

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because what we have here is a buzzer question.

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Beginning with the letter D,

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what is the surname of the famous Victorian writer

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who wrote Oliver Twist and A Christmas Carol?

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Charles... PFFRRT!

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David?

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-Dickens.

-Dickens is correct -

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you've just won yourself another Year Sphere.

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Superb work.

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OK, David, as the quiz winner,

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you're also through to play the Victorian game -

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but will it be just you, or will the others get to play too?

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Let's find out.

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It's a single-player brainy game,

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so, David, back down that Time Sewer with you.

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In you go, fella.

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Argh!

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Victorians came up with some of the silliest names on the planet -

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names like the Princess Cheese...

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and names like Abraham Pooh....

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Both real Victorian names.

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So, seven Victorian names - but two are totally made up.

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Choose five names and move them to the Real Board,

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then touch the Princess Cheese and be thankful it's not an Abraham Poo.

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To find out how many you've got right,

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keep trying new combinations of names until you've got all five -

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but you've got to be quick, you're against the clock.

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It's time to play...

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HOOTER

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So, David begins the Victorian name game -

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what's he going to go for first?

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-He's a having a very good look, isn't he, Rattus?

-He is.

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I always think this is one of our cleanest games,

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but one of our trickiest games -

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it's so very easy to wrong-foot yourself.

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You know, if you doubt the validity of your initial choice

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at the start of this game,

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then it's all over for you, really, Dave.

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Surprisingly erudite, Rattus.

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Don't forget you can play along at home using the Gory Games app.

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There goes Squirrel Nutkin,

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so he's made his first three selections.

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I like the way this lad's taking his time,

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Felicity Made-Up goes on.

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Oh, he's having a little spurt now.

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Yeah, look, he's really sprinting now.

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Farty Gladwish... HONK-HONK!

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-Touch the Princess Cheese.

-'Three right!'

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He's got three right -

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so, now, this is where the tactics come on.

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He's got James Bottom-Bottom-Bottom in his hand.

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Three guesses where James Bottom-Bottom-Bottom

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came in the class.

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Donald Duck's gone up, Farty Gladwish has come off.

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James Bottom-Bottom-Bottom back in his hand,

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back on the Real Board.

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Felicity Made-Up leaves now.

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-HONK-HONK!

-'Four right!'

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Four right - so, one of those he just put on there was correct.

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Donald Duck now leaving.

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-HONK-HONK!

-'Three right!'

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I would instinctively say that Donald Duck was right-wrong.

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Well, he was actually three right at that point,

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so he's correctly taken Felicity Made-Up back off,

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put Donald Duck back on.

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'30 seconds remaining.'

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-HONK-HONK!

-'Four right!'

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Four right.

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He has still got time to do this, but he'll have to pick one up

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rather than leaving them all on the table.

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Batty Treasure goes on.

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What's it going to replace?

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Squirrel Nutkin comes off.

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-HONK-HONK!

-'Five right!'

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-That has done it!

-Five, he's got five right.

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And what a great dance!

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Congratulations, David.

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Pick yourself a Year Sphere - you know the drill.

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-I'll have this, thank you.

-So, you're quite right -

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Felicity Made-Up was indeed made up,

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and Squirrel Nutkin is just the Beatrix Potter character -

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but the others, remarkably, were all genuine Victorian names.

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Over to the Gory Grid to find out who's up next.

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It's the Awful Egyptians.

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And here are your four Egyptian topics.

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Meow!

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So, Rebecca, what's it to be?

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Cleopatra.

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Lovely choice - let's hear the question.

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True or false? Egyptian Pharaoh Cleopatra could not speak Egyptian.

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Egyptian Pharaoh Cleopatra could not speak Egyptian.

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Is that true or is that false? Let's see those answers now, please.

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Everybody has gone for true.

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Interesting, let's find out if you're all right.

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It's true.

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She and all her family were Greek - that's right, Greek,

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descended from Alexander the Great's favourite general. Go figure.

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I did not know that - did you know that, Rattus?

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I did not know that either.

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I did not know that either. But I've said that already.

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Erin, it's your turn to choose a topic.

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-Fashion.

-Fashion.

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That is a question from the lovely Rattus Rattus.

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-Oh, thank you!

-Pleasure.

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True or false? Posh Egyptian women regularly shaved their heads.

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Well done, Rattus.

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So, what do you think - true or false?

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Two trues, from the girls,

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and a false from David. Rattus, what's the answer?

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I-I-It's...

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true.

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There were so many lice in Ancient Egypt

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that it was more pleasant to shave your head

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and wear a wig whenever you wanted.

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I'd do the same myself, but I'd look silly in a wig.

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To be fair, Rattus, you look pretty silly without one.

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OK, David, your turn to choose a topic.

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I choose Pyramids.

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True or false? Our pyramids were built by slaves.

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True or false? The Egyptian pyramids were built by slaves.

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Everybody's gone for true, it's a clean sweep -

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are they all right?

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It's false -

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the pyramid workers were free men,

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farmers who had no farming to do while the Nile flooded.

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I'd inspect the work personally to make sure no-one was slacking.

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No-one except me, that is.

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I'm the Pharaoh.

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So, no points there, but one question left in this round,

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and it means you're all still very much in the round.

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The final question in this round...

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is a prop question. How exciting.

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Look out! That is a mummified cat.

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When explorers discovered the Temple of Bastet,

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the Egyptian goddess of cats,

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they found it was filled with thousands of mummified cats -

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is that true or false, I wonder.

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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You've all gone for true, I can tell you that the answer is...

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true. So, well done -

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yes, the mummified cats had been left as offerings to the goddess.

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A moment's silence, please, for the passing of thousands of cats.

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Woo-hoo!

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HE LAUGHS

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Ooh, sorry, did I ruin the moment's silence?

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I don't like cats.

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That means we're in a tie-break situation.

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So, this is a buzzer round between Erin and Rebecca -

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let's have your fingers on the buzzers.

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Beginning with the letter T,

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name the famous teenage Pharaoh whose tomb...

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TOILET FLUSHES That's Rebecca.

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Tutankhamen.

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Tutankhamen is correct - you have won yourself your first Year Sphere.

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So, Rebecca, dance your way round to collect your Year Sphere.

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Lovely!

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Dance followed by a skip, superb.

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-What a precious sphere you've chosen.

-Aahhhh...!

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You are through to play the Egyptian game -

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but will you be playing alone or will everybody get to play with you?

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Let's find out.

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It's a single-player scary game.

0:19:020:19:06

So, Rebecca, dance your way into the Time Sewer for us.

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Lovely, what a shimmy.

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Whoo! Argh!

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The dancing queen has left the building.

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In Ancient Egypt, it wasn't just important how you looked in life,

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it was important how you looked in the afterlife.

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Whoever mummified this Pharaoh forgot to remove some organs,

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and you've got to fix things fast.

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Your challenge is to remove the stomach, liver, intestines and lungs

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-and put them into the correct canopic jars.

-Argh...!

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The brain needs to be yanked out of the nose and binned,

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but the heart must be left inside the body.

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It's time to play...

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HOOTER

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So, Rebecca begins her go at Mummify Me.

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-Goggles on.

-OK, let's start...

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Very important, that, Rattus, isn't it?

0:19:530:19:55

Very, very important to wear the goggles -

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you never know

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what's going to come bursting out of that mummy.

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No, you don't - but she's gone in at the top of the torso,

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and that's a lung. Ooh!

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-That is a pair of lungs.

-That is a pair of lungs.

0:20:040:20:06

That's going to leave him a bit breathless.

0:20:060:20:09

Well, you're absolutely right there -

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and she pops that correctly

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into the correct canopic jar.

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-She's going back in.

-Ooh, say that again for me.

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-Canopic.

-Oh, I like that!

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It's a lovely word, isn't it?

0:20:180:20:19

Canopic - beginning and ending in a C.

0:20:190:20:21

But there - that looks... Could that be the heart?

0:20:210:20:24

She doesn't want the heart... No, it's OK,

0:20:240:20:26

it's OK, that's the liver.

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She's just having a quick look

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here to see which canopic jar

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that needs to go into.

0:20:300:20:32

This is well played, isn't it, Rattus?

0:20:320:20:34

She's very calm under pressure.

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Very calm, very together.

0:20:350:20:37

Yeah. Lovely to watch, lovely to watch, this.

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It's top-quality surgery.

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And there's the stomach, there's the stomach,

0:20:410:20:44

that's going to go into that jar. Correctly does it.

0:20:440:20:47

Intestines and brain required. Must leave the heart where it is.

0:20:470:20:51

-Oh, look out - here come the intestines...

-Argh!

0:20:510:20:54

..and there's an awful lot of them.

0:20:540:20:55

Oh, dear me, there we go.

0:20:550:20:57

Apparently, the intestines go

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right the way from the beginning of you

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right the way through to the end.

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Yes, and they curl round and round a few times

0:21:020:21:04

by the look of it, as well.

0:21:040:21:05

They're all being stuffed in there slowly.

0:21:050:21:07

That is absolutely revolting, you have to say.

0:21:070:21:10

Now, what's she going to go for?

0:21:100:21:12

She's now got to go in for the brain.

0:21:120:21:14

SQUELCH! Oh, dear me!

0:21:160:21:18

Oh, that's gotta smart.

0:21:180:21:20

Let's hope he's definitely dead,

0:21:200:21:21

because that would really have hurt.

0:21:210:21:23

Oh, the bandages are coming off!

0:21:230:21:24

We don't want to see that!

0:21:240:21:26

Oh, here comes the brain,

0:21:260:21:27

straight out the nose in the approved fashion.

0:21:270:21:29

She's done it - she's got the lot.

0:21:290:21:30

-That's gone in the...

-Brain's in the bin.

0:21:300:21:32

That's where it's supposed to go.

0:21:320:21:34

Brain needs to go into the bin.

0:21:340:21:35

She's done that very well. Checking all her pots -

0:21:350:21:38

she's done it, the thumb comes up.

0:21:380:21:39

-HOOTER

-Thumbs up.

0:21:390:21:40

-Now, will we see the trademark Rebecca dance?

-Woo-hoo!

0:21:400:21:43

-Uh-huh!

-Yes, of course!

-There's the dance, Dave.

0:21:430:21:45

She's not going to disappoint -

0:21:450:21:47

-it's that robotic twisty thing.

-Yeah!

0:21:470:21:49

Well done, Rebecca - collect your Year Sphere.

0:21:510:21:54

Time for the final round.

0:21:540:21:55

It's over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out who we've got.

0:21:550:22:00

It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:22:000:22:02

So, no quirky quiz in our final round -

0:22:020:22:04

it's straight to our big all-play Tudor endgame,

0:22:040:22:07

and it's a very silly one.

0:22:070:22:10

So, get down that Time Sewer.

0:22:100:22:12

Let's go!

0:22:120:22:14

-There you go.

-Come on!

0:22:140:22:15

-Laters!

-Laters!

0:22:150:22:18

Now, I think it's fair to say that in later life

0:22:180:22:20

Henry VIII did get a little bit chubby.

0:22:200:22:23

Oi! It's not my fault - I've got a gammy leg.

0:22:230:22:26

No, of course, Your Majesty.

0:22:260:22:29

Although his constant pie-eating probably didn't help.

0:22:290:22:32

I heard that!

0:22:320:22:33

You have to collect pies and fling them into Henry's mouth.

0:22:330:22:36

Sounds easy, right?

0:22:360:22:38

Which is why we've attached you to these bungee cords, sorry.

0:22:380:22:41

The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth

0:22:410:22:44

in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

0:22:440:22:46

It's time to play...

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It's pie time.

0:22:500:22:51

HOOTER

0:22:510:22:53

And we are go with Who Ate All The Pies?

0:22:530:22:56

Wow! And Erin has scored with her very first throw -

0:22:560:22:58

that was extraordinary, what a start, what a start that was.

0:22:580:23:02

No joy for Rebecca or David as yet -

0:23:050:23:07

but look at them, they're absolutely haring along.

0:23:070:23:10

This is the fastest I think we've ever seen

0:23:100:23:12

Who Ate All The Pies? played.

0:23:120:23:13

David, there, just missing by a whisker.

0:23:130:23:15

Erin really struggling against her bungee -

0:23:150:23:18

look at that overarm fling.

0:23:180:23:19

David looks incredibly determined, doesn't he?

0:23:190:23:22

And it's paid off - he's off and running.

0:23:220:23:25

Lovely, lovely stuff.

0:23:250:23:26

Ah, David seems to be having

0:23:300:23:32

one or two issues with his cord there.

0:23:320:23:34

It yanks him back.

0:23:340:23:35

Look at Erin! She went back like an express train,

0:23:350:23:37

but she's back, and game for another one.

0:23:370:23:39

And she scores!

0:23:390:23:40

Look at her go, she's absolutely being pinged back,

0:23:400:23:43

I think her cord might be tighter than the others.

0:23:430:23:45

It might be tighter, but I don't think it is,

0:23:450:23:47

cos that would be desperately unfair

0:23:470:23:49

-on the contestants.

-No, it's all fair,

0:23:490:23:50

everything is above board,

0:23:500:23:52

it's completely fair - that much we do know.

0:23:520:23:54

-You know what they?

-She does come back very quickly, though, Rattus!

0:23:540:23:57

Whoo!

0:23:570:23:58

Oh, that's Rebecca's first pie, congratulations.

0:23:580:24:00

And Erin responds with her third.

0:24:000:24:02

They've got to get their pies into Henry's mouth

0:24:020:24:05

to score points, and one or two are beginning to land -

0:24:050:24:07

overarm technique, that's new.

0:24:070:24:09

I love the overarm technique -

0:24:090:24:10

there's your classic Frisbee.

0:24:100:24:11

-Classic Frisbee.

-Yeah, lovely to see.

0:24:110:24:13

There's the netball overarm pitch -

0:24:130:24:15

and there's the hoick from David,

0:24:150:24:17

what a lovely exponent of the hoick David is.

0:24:170:24:19

Oh, Erin's down again -

0:24:190:24:20

she really is down more than she's up.

0:24:200:24:22

-GONG

-'30 seconds remaining.'

0:24:220:24:25

So, very little time left now.

0:24:250:24:27

David gets his second - he's still in it.

0:24:270:24:29

And look at that -

0:24:290:24:30

Rebecca now is beginning to tire,

0:24:300:24:32

I'm afraid, Rattus, she is beginning to tire.

0:24:320:24:34

There's the overarm that we've come to know and love

0:24:340:24:36

bouncing off Henry's head.

0:24:360:24:38

Rebecca, though - is she still in this?

0:24:380:24:40

I don't know. I think Erin is nosing in front.

0:24:400:24:42

There's another one!

0:24:420:24:43

She's scored another one, she's doing incredibly well.

0:24:430:24:46

For me, Dave, there's just one thing missing from this game,

0:24:460:24:49

and that's gravy.

0:24:490:24:50

Oh, she's down again.

0:24:510:24:52

-HOOTER

-'Time's up.'

0:24:520:24:53

I think it's all over - judging by the way

0:24:530:24:57

that everyone seems to have collapsed.

0:24:570:24:59

Erin has won, with four pies - well done, Erin.

0:24:590:25:02

Welcome back, Gory Gamers.

0:25:020:25:04

What a tremendous, tremendous game that was.

0:25:040:25:07

Congratulations, Erin. Pick a Year Sphere, please.

0:25:070:25:11

Excellent.

0:25:120:25:13

Time to count up those Year Spheres -

0:25:130:25:15

and remember, AD years are added to your total, BC years are subtracted.

0:25:150:25:21

Erin, we're going to start with you.

0:25:210:25:23

Could you reveal for me now, please, what is in your Year Sphere?

0:25:230:25:27

1542 AD - Mary Queen of Scots became Scottish Queen,

0:25:280:25:32

so that gives you 1,542, positive score.

0:25:320:25:36

Right, David, let's start with your Year Spheres.

0:25:360:25:38

Let's have a look at number one.

0:25:380:25:40

793 AD - Vikings attack Lindisfarne Monastery.

0:25:400:25:45

So, you're off and running - let's have a look at the second one.

0:25:450:25:49

Oh, my goodness me!

0:25:490:25:51

8,000 BC - woolly mammoths died out.

0:25:510:25:57

Well, you're going to need to go some here.

0:25:570:25:59

Let's have a look at the third one.

0:25:590:26:02

1455 AD - the start of the War of the Roses.

0:26:020:26:06

And let's have a look at the last one,

0:26:060:26:09

-305 BC.

-Ohhh!

0:26:090:26:11

Alexander the Great conquered Egypt.

0:26:110:26:14

That gives you a total of minus 6,057.

0:26:140:26:19

Bad luck, David.

0:26:190:26:21

Rebecca, let's have a look at your first Year Sphere.

0:26:210:26:24

1199 AD - the death of Richard the Lionheart.

0:26:240:26:30

So, that means that the turn of this Sphere

0:26:300:26:33

will decide who wins today.

0:26:330:26:36

Let's have a look at it.

0:26:360:26:38

Oh, my goodness me, it's 16,000 BC!

0:26:380:26:42

That is the age of the oldest caveman pots and bowls ever found,

0:26:420:26:46

and I'm afraid, Rebecca, that leaves you with a total of minus 14,801.

0:26:460:26:53

But that's history - it's horrible.

0:26:530:26:55

Erin, you have come from nowhere to win!

0:26:550:26:59

Congratulations to you, you have won today's star prize.

0:26:590:27:03

Yes, I'm afraid it's another piece of old junk

0:27:030:27:05

plucked out of the Time Sewers by my mangy mate, here.

0:27:050:27:08

Come on, then, Rattus, what is it this time?

0:27:080:27:10

Well, Dave, today's prize is a piece of British Naval history.

0:27:100:27:15

They belonged to a genuine Georgian hero -

0:27:150:27:18

it's a pair of Lord Nelson's shoes.

0:27:180:27:21

Really? Well, that actually sounds really good.

0:27:210:27:24

Unfortunately, he suffered from terrible seasickness,

0:27:240:27:26

so I'm afraid they're covered in sick.

0:27:260:27:29

Brilliant. I take it all back.

0:27:290:27:32

I'm so sorry, Erin.

0:27:320:27:34

Perhaps if you wipe them off you might be able to...wear them.

0:27:340:27:37

It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion,

0:27:370:27:40

Erin, and thanks also to our gallant runners-up David and Rebecca -

0:27:400:27:44

and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.

0:27:440:27:47

Glad to be of service.

0:27:470:27:48

You've been watching Gory Games, goodbye.

0:27:480:27:51

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