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We're on in a minute, Rattus.

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-ON TV:

-DON'T YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER OR I'LL SORT YOU OUT GOOD AND PROPER!

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Rattus?

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Oh, sorry Dave, I was watching telly. I do love the soaps.

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You love the soaps.

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Yeah it's my favourite rat soap opera,

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set in a toilet in the East End.

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No, don't tell me. It's called U-benders.

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Oh you've seen it too have you?

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-ON TV:

-You dirty stinking rat.

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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing,

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king.

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo,

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# You'd better turn off, this show ain't for you.

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# Still watching?

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# Then let's test your brains.

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# With Horrible History's Gory Games.

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# Horrible History's Gory...Games! #

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Hello and welcome to Gory Games. I'm Rattus Rattus.

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And I'm Dave Lamb.

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And I'm your real father.

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EASTENDER'S DOOFS

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What was that?

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Well, I just thought I should inject a bit of drama into the show.

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You know, spice things up a bit, like on the soaps.

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That's a terrible idea Rattus.

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Actually I'm not Rattus, I'm actually Rattus' evil twin.

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DOOF DOOF

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Good grief. Let's meet today's horrible historians.

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-Hi, I'm Joel and I'm from London.

-Hello, Joel.

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-Hi, I'm Anvita and I'm from East Sussex.

-Hello, Anvita.

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Hi, I'm Zachary and I'm from Cheshire.

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Hello, Zachary.

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Welcome everyone. Right, you are here to win Year Spheres.

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The person with the highest Year score at the end of the show

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will win a prize that Rattus found in the Time Sewer under

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a pile of goodness knows what.

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And don't forget, you can play along at home too.

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Just download the app from the CBBC website.

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But can you beat these horrible historians?

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DOOF DOOF

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You're not going to do that after everything you say, are you Rattus?

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-Very possibly.

-Great. It's time for round one.

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Let's go over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Measly Middle Ages.

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Four questions then. Here are your all-important Middle Ages topics.

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So, Zachary, it's your turn to pick a topic first.

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I'll have King John please.

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Let's hear that question.

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True or false?

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King John was buried with his crown and all the jewels he owned.

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Is it true or do you smell a rat?

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-I know I do.

-And just how is that a bad thing?

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Sorry, Rattus. So King John was buried with his crown.

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So do you think that's true or is it perhaps false?

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Everybody in total agreement, they all think it's false.

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What's the answer please?

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It's false. King John was buried disguised as a penniless monk.

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He thought by dressing as a monk he would trick God

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and God would let him into heaven.

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Nice try, Johnners!

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Well played everyone though.

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That's a point apiece to start off with, an excellent start.

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Anvita it's your turn to pick next.

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Could I have crime please?

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You certainly can.

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Is this true or false?

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In the Middle Ages, peasants could be arrested for being too smelly.

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Hahaha! I didn't think it was possible to be too smelly.

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Really? In the Middle Ages peasants could be arrested

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for being too smelly.

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Is that true or is that false? Show me now please.

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Everybody thinks it's true. What's the answer?

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It's false.

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It's false. Never mind.

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Peasants could be arrested for wearing fine clothes.

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God, it's just too easy isn't it?

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No risk of you being arrested then!

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Yes all right, Rattus. All right. Just stick to your drums all right?

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Joel you're up. Pick a topic please.

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Can I have William I please?

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You definitely can.

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True or false?

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In 1048 William the Conqueror captured Alencon and because

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the townspeople had insulted him, he chopped off their ears and noses.

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William the Conqueror chopped off their ears and noses.

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Is that true or is that false?

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They all think it's true. What's the answer?

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It's false. He chopped off their hands and feet.

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Hands up who's sorry now.

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Everyone has a point. We have one topic left.

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That is Butchers and here is the question.

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True or false?

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King Edward III demanded that butchers be

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banned from slaughtering animals within the city of London.

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Personally I'm all for the non-slaughter of animals.

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Yeah, I bet you are Rattus.

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So, London butchers were banned from slaughtering animals.

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Is that true or is that false?

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Well, we have some disagreement here.

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The boys agreeing still with false, Anvita thinks this is true.

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-Let's find out who's right.

-It's true.

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Slaughtering animals in the city was banned due to the terrible

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stench from all the blood and offal. Ugh.

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So that point for Anvita changes everything,

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right at the end of the round.

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Anvita you have won the first Year Sphere.

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And that means it's time for me to say

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ALL HAIL THE POINTY PYRAMIDY!

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DOOF DOOF

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Choose carefully Anvita because AD dates will be added

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to your total but of course BC dates will be subtracted from it.

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Don't do the drums, Rattus.

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-You can breathe.

-Bwahhh!

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We'll find out what's in your sphere later on.

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OK, Anvita, you're through to the play the Middle Ages game

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but will it be just you or will the others get to play too?

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Let's find out, shall we?

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Oh, it's an All Play game.

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To the Time Sewer then the lot of you.

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Lead us off Joel. Go on Anvita.

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Ooh, it stinks!

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It does. Lead us, Zachary.

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This is so gross!

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In the Middle Ages knights weren't in the habit of just handing

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over their castle.

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No, you had to fight for it. It's time to play...

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You are laying siege to a castle, catapulting all sorts

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of things at it including rocks, rotten meat and bits of horse.

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The Year Sphere goes to the person who fires the most

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missiles into their fortress target within the time limit.

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And your time starts now.

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FOGHORN

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And off they go. And Joel goes for a piece of meat.

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Anvita, the humble rock. And oh, look at that.

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Anvita has opened her account instantly. She's already got one in.

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How's this second one going to play out for her?

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Oh, well, I think that's two.

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Two in two for Anvita, she is showing herself

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to be quite the player here.

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What a remarkable start, Rattus.

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Absolutely, Dave.

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Yeah, and no-one else troubling the scorer so far.

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Very tricky to get going isn't it?

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But the boys really need to find their range.

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Joel notches there, so that's 2-1 at the moment.

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Come on, Zachary!

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Almost an instant response from Anvita but not quite,

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that one missing slightly to the left there.

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30 seconds remaining.

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Attackers were sometimes known to catapult dead horses into castles.

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Spread disease and the castle was yours.

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Though exactly why you'd want it if it was full of disease

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I have no idea.

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Anvita takes a 3-1 lead and Joel responds instantly.

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Well with the exception of Zachary they seem to be scoring well

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here, this is amazing stuff!

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And it's neck and neck as the game draws to a close.

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Anvita takes what could be a crucial lead with seconds remaining!

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What can Joel do?

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It's away, it counts!

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Joel's levelled it in the last second of the match!

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It's a draw! Well, sort that out.

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Come on then. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

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Help yourselves to Year Spheres. Lovely.

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Wow, that was incredibly exciting.

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OK. So round two. And to find out...

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Dave look out, there's a runaway train!

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It's going to crash into us

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in a fiery special effects inferno of carnage and oblivion!

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DOOF DOOF

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Cliff-hanger moment, I can feel the surge in our ratings.

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Yeah. I think that might just be the rotten fig you ate.

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RATTUS FARTS

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Oh, yeah, it could be that.

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What's up next? It's over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the awful Egyptians.

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Awful Egyptians. Joel, what about them?

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My best subject.

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Really? Watch out for the Joel surge. Anvita?

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I really, really, really like the awful Egyptians.

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Ho-ho. This is shaping up nicely. Zachary?

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I'm a quarter Egyptian and I'm doing it in school.

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and yet, it's still my weak point.

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No!

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Zachary that is a strange state of affairs. Four questions again.

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Here are your all-important Egyptian topics.

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So Anvita, it's your turn to lead us off this time.

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Could I have Pharaohs please?

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You certainly can, what's the question please?

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True or false?

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We Pharaohs could get up as late as we wanted.

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So, Pharaohs could get up as late as they wanted.

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Is that true or is that false? Show me now please.

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Wow, Zachary and Anvita think it's true, Joel thinks it's false.

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What's the answer please?

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It's false.

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Pharaohs had to get up before sunrise every day

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and perform a ceremony to make the sun rise.

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Do you know nothing about how the planets work?

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Obviously not. But Joel does.

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He's got himself a point and he gets to pick the next topic.

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What'll you have Joel?

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I will have Soldiers, please.

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That is a question for Rattus Rattus.

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It certainly is. True or false.

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Egyptian soldiers didn't wear helmets.

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So to protect their heads in battle they used to grow their hair.

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Is it true that it's false? Or false that it's true?

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Well, they both mean false, Rattus.

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Don't play with my mind, Dave, don't play with my mind!

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Thank you Rattus. So do you think that's true or is it perhaps false?

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Can I see your answers now please?

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Everybody thinks it's true. What's the answer Rattus?

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Oh, dear. Yes, it's true!

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I'd give the Ancient Egyptian Army a miss if I was you, Dave.

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Not a problem. Well played everybody. Points all round.

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Zachary, your turn to pick.

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I'll have hauntings please.

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Let's hear the question.

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True or false?

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We ancient Egyptians used to write letters to the dead asking them

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not to haunt us.

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So, ancient Egyptians used to write letters to the dead asking them

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not to haunt them.

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Is that true or is that false? Let's have a look.

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Everybody's in total agreement, they all think it's true.

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What's the answer?

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It's true.

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We hoped the letter would smooth over any disagreements

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we had in life.

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"Dear Uncle Nimlot, Sorry I had you assassinated. Lots of love, Tracy."

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Yeah well, that should do it.

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Congratulations everybody, points raining down on us from all angles.

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There's one topic left in this round, it's deodorants.

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Let's hear the question.

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True or false?

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I never wear deodorant, just odorant.

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You don't really need that to be fair, Rattus.

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So do you think that's true or is it perhaps false?

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Show me now please.

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Well, the boys both think it's true, Anvita thinks it's false.

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-What's the answer?

-It's true!

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Well, I bet they really worked up a sweat running away from those

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-angry ostriches.

-Yeah, I bet they did.

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RATTUS GOBBLES

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No wait a minute, that's turkeys.

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Much bigger.

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So a point for the boys there means that at the end of that round

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Joel with a full house, you have won yourself another Year Sphere.

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Help yourself, Joel.

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We'll find out later what's inside there.

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-Nah, let's find out now!

-No, later!

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-NO, NOW!

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING, RATTUS?

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I'M HAVING A POINTLESS ARGUMENT LIKE THEY DO IN THE SOAPS

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TO BUILD UP THE TENSION TO THE DRUMROLL!

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DOOF DOOF

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Moving on. Now, Joel, although you're through to play

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the Awful Egyptian Game, will you be playing on your own

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or will the others get to join in with you?

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Let's find out shall we?

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It's an All Play brainy game.

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So everyone, get back down that Time Sewer.

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Go on, Joel, lead them off.

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Ugh! Whee!

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Yes, there's wee in there all right.

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-Wa-hay!

-Not much hay.

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OK. this game is a puzzle and it's based on pyramids.

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So that's why we call it...

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..The Zombie Firework Death Bang Challenge!

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No. We call it...

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I like my title better.

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So do I, actually.

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So you have to build a pyramid out of blocks,

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making sure you get everything in the right order.

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Steady, go, ready.

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In the right order. Ready, steady, go.

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FOGHORN

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The crucial thing here, Rattus, is to get your base level correct.

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And the thing about the base level is it has to have straight

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sides, you can't have slanty sides on your base.

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One of the seven wonders of the world is the pyramid

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built for the Pharaoh Khufu, the Great Pyramid of Giza.

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And was Khufu a great geezer?

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I've got no idea.

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Anvita, now, has she completed the base layer already?

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She has. She's got the chip bap.

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Well, we could be looking at one of the fastest pyramid

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builds in history.

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Certainly a great deal faster than the ancient Egyptians who

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took a remarkably long time to build them, didn't they, Rattus?

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Anvita's leading the way there, Dave.

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Now, Joel unfortunately hasn't put the base in at all.

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Yet. But he might be constructing the perfect second layer first.

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We may have a maverick on our hands.

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But Zachary meanwhile has completed his base layer

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but wait a minute, a stroke of genius from Joel.

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He's put his second layer aside and started again.

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Now if he can get that base layer in place very quickly,

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he'll just pop on the second layer and be well ahead of the game!

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That looks like the right piece to me.

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Meanwhile, Anvita is slightly ahead, she completes her second layer.

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Zachary not far off on his second layer as well.

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Joel now making excellent progress with his third layer.

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Really wrestling with these shapes, trying to make the tessellate,

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trying to make them fit in. But hold the phone!

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Anvita's finished her third layer and is moving on to her fourth.

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It's going to draw to a close very quickly,

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once you've got the third layer on.

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Yeah. Yeah you're right. There you go, that's it.

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Four layers completed, it's just the top piece to go.

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And she pops it on beautifully. She's built the pyramid.

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There's the celebration and doesn't she look delighted?

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In you come then. Come on, well played. Well played everybody.

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Well done, Anvita. Wow, that was remarkably close as well!

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Dave, there's been a breakout at the local tarantula farm

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and the studio's been overrun with killer spiders!

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Go on, then Rattus, play your stupid drums.

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It's not on my...

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DAVE SCREAMS

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Oh, yummy!

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RATTUS CHEWS

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I never eat all the legs. That would just be greedy.

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Ugh, right.

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Round three and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's

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up next.

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It's the Groovy Greeks.

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Groovy.

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Hey! Confidence is flowing through Joel at the moment.

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Here are your four Greek topics.

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So Joel, it's your turn to lead us off.

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Can I have Heraclitus please?

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That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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How did Greek philosopher Heraclitus die? Was he

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A. Eaten by a whale?

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B. Did he bury himself in animal poo?

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Or C. Did he try to fly off a cliff with home-made wings?

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Is that A, B or C?

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DOOF DOOF

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Let's see your answers please.

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Well, it's the old BBC. What's the answer Rattus?

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The answer is B. He buried himself in animal poo.

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Hahaha! Oh, that is just too funny, ahahaha! Oh!

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Are you all right Rattus?

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-I fell off the desk.

-He's fine.

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Heraclitus had a disease which made him swell up with water.

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He thought the heat from the animal poo would help him sweat it off.

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But instead, it made him die of heat exhaustion.

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Hahahaha, poo!

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Well, well played Zachary and Anvita,

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a point apiece to start that round off.

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So Zachary, your turn to pick a topic.

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Please may I have medicine?

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You may indeed.

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How did a Skopian doctor priest treat the injured?

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A. They used sacred dogs to lick the wounds?

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B. They treated them with poison frogs?

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C. They kissed them better?

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All terrible options. Obviously, you should really rub poo on the injury.

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Obviously not, Rattus.

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It's very tricky but is it A, B or C?

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Show me your answers please.

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Wow, the boys both think it's A, Anvita thinks it's C.

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What's the answer please?

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The answer is A. They used sacred dogs to lick the wounds.

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Well, certainly worked for me.

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Or not. So a point apiece for the boys then.

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And we move on to Anvita, your turn to pick a topic.

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Could I pick secret messages please?

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You certainly can. What's the question please?

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Histiaeus of Mellitus used a special method

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to send a secret message.

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Was the message A. Hidden in the stomachs of pigs?

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B. Tattooed on the head of a slave?

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C. Carried on a flag by a bird?

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If I want to send a secret message to pals, I use rat wee.

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Just saying.

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Thank you Rattus. So is it A, B or C?

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Everybody in total agreement, they've all gone for B.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is B.

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He shaved the head of a trusted slave,

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tattooed a message on and then let the hair grow back.

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Clever.

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So what secret message are you having tattooed Dave?

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It's a secret. That's a point for everybody there.

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The final question in this round is on Diogenes. Let's hear it.

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Listen carefully.

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The Great Greek Philosopher Diogenes famously lived

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A. Naked in a barrel?

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B. In a dung heap?

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C. Upside down at the top of a tree?

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The great Greek philosopher Diogenes famously lived

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A. Naked in a barrel, B. In a dung heap or

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C. Upside down at the top of a tree?

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Show me your answers now please.

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They all think it's something different from each other.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is A. Diogenes lived naked in a barrel.

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Congratulations Zachary, an excellent round for you.

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A full house and it means you have won your first Year Sphere.

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OK, Zachary, as the winner you're through to play the Greek Game.

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But will it just be you or will the others get to play too?

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Let's find out shall we?

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Ooh, it's a Single Player game.

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So Zachary, you're off down the Time Sewer on your own.

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Ugh!

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Do you think you've got what it takes to be a Spartan Warrior?

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It's time to play...

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You are a Spartan. You have to sneak up

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and steal the sleeping soldier's lunch without waking him.

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Climb through the vines

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but don't touch one or a bell will ring disturbing the soldier.

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Disturb him three times and it's game over. Your mission starts now.

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FOGHORN

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Of course, stealing in real life is totally out of order.

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Unless, Dave, it's me stealing the show with my awesomeness!

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Zachary has instantly adopted the posture of a worm or a caterpillar.

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And look at that, he's literally face down in the dirt,

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trying to avoid the vines.

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Of course you can get involved with the action at home,

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if you download the Gory Games app now!

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It's free!

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The soldier there, having a quick cat nap.

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Ah dipper-dipper-dack! Did you have to mention cats?

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Sorry. Look at that.

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Well, I've never seen anyone get through the vines in this way.

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What's he going to do for this second set of vines?

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Surely he's going to go upstairs here,

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and maybe leap nimbly through one or two of these branches.

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And he has gone for the worm again.

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Look at him, Rattus, he seems to have fallen asleep

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with his eyes open.

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Maybe he's worked in nap time.

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I mean he's chin down in the dirt here, Rattus.

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One does wonder what on earth he's doing.

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But then he is making painfully slow progress.

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It's possible Zachary might just be some kind of genius.

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Oh a little twitch from the eyebrows, look.

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Oh! I think there was a tinkle.

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There was a tinkle there. That's one tinkle.

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He's allowed a maximum of three twinkles and then after that,

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well he's in a whole world of pain.

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It's decision time again. My money's on the low road.

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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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Look at this technique, you've got to admire his persistence.

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He is moving so slowly, let's hope a passing eagle doesn't

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mistake him for a slug, swoop down and take him.

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-Because that would be hard to explain to his folks.

-It would.

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Anyway, he's moving on and he's actually upright, look at that.

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Oh, he's tinkled it!

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But it's the second tinkle, he's got one to spare and he's made it!

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Softly, softly, catchy monkey.

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Zachary has changed Sneaky Spartans forever.

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What a player. What a man. What a lunch!

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Back you come then, Zachary. Well played indeed!

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Help yourself to another Year Sphere. Nice choice, or is it?

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We'll find out later.

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Well, it's time now for our big All Play endgame.

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So over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

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It's the Vicious Vikings.

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It's the Vicious Vikings,

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so back down that Time Sewer with the lot of you!

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-Good luck, if we survive!

-Bye, Dave!

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-Bye!

-Bye!

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-Cheers, Zachary.

-Ugh, that's disgusting!

-Ugh!

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Vikings didn't have many supermarkets and corner shops.

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So when they wanted a dozen eggs they had to

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pop down to the cliff. It's time to play...

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Cliffhanger?

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DOOF DOOF

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Not that kind of cliffhanger, Rattus.

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Your challenge is to scale down the cliff...

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Slash, run along the inflatable.

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Whilst attached to a rope...

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Slash, bungee cord.

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And collect as many sea bird eggs...

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Slash, plastic eggs.

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From the nests as possible, and look out for the seagull.

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The first person to collect all of their eggs

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and the seagull wins a Year Sphere.

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In three, two, one.

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FOGHORN

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So there's a heck of a lot of eggs for these Vikings to gather.

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And there's been a bit of a blanket start there

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although Zachary is attempting two eggs at once.

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Oh, he's dropped one, but the other one successfully delivered.

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Look at that, Joel has picked up two and delivered two.

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We've clearly got some experienced Vikings on our hands here.

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They're grabbing these eggs like absolute pros!

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Look at Joel he's flying through this game.

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He's absolutely flying like a seagull.

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Anvita's doing very well too.

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She's gone for the double, can she deliver? Up they go.

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Yes, she can.

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And don't forget contestants,

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you've got to keep an eye out for the seagull!

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Oh, and right on cue, here they come.

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With sixes across the board,

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it's time for attentions to turn skywards and those pesky seagulls!

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There's Joel having a right pop at his. But he's got it.

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He's got the seagull down and he has delivered it.

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Terrific work from Joel.

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Anvita does exactly the same. It's very, very close here!

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It's going to come down to these last eggs.

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Joel delivers his ninth.

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He's only got one...Anvita crucially has been beaten back,

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as Joel takes the strain and grabs his final egg.

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He simply places it in the nest. We'll hear the noise of joy.

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And he's died. No, he hasn't. He's celebrating horizontally.

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Well played, very good effort. That's it Joel.

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Go and get yourself that last Year Sphere, there it is.

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Will be it be good? Will be bad? It could be crucial

0:24:510:24:53

because this is one of the closest contests we've ever had.

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OK, time to count up those Year Spheres.

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And remember, AD dates are added to your total

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and BC dates are subtracted from it.

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OK, Zachary, open up that first one please.

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1618AD. Walter Raleigh was executed by James VI that year.

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A very good start. Let's have a look at the next one.

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3500BC. Oh, what a shame.

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The first pyramids on earth were constructed in Peru,

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round about then.

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Don't worry Zachary, it's not all over.

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You never know what's in the other spheres.

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Anvita, let's have a look at your first sphere.

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1558AD. Queen Elizabeth I ascended to the throne that year.

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Let's have a look at that second one Anvita.

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Oh, it's a BC. But it's not a disaster, 332BC.

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Alexander the Great conquered Egypt that year.

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You are still very much in this.

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Let's have a look at that third sphere.

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Oh, no, 7500BC. Cats were domesticated around about this time.

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That's no consolation at all is it?

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Anvita you finish with minus 6274 points. Zachary you have minus 1882.

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And that is what Joel has to try and beat.

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Let's have a look at that first sphere of yours Joel.

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OK, 1452AD. It's a strong start.

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Leonardo Da Vinci was born that year.

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Let's have a look at the second sphere.

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1837AD. Charles Dickens published

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Oliver Twist that year.

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It's all on the turn of this last one.

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Let's have a look at it, Joel.

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Oh, it's 1553AD.

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Roman Catholicism was restored in England by Queen Mary I.

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That means, Joel, that with a total of 4842, you are today's winner.

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-Yes!

-Congratulations.

-So well done.

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You have won, well a lovely first prize.

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And I use the word lovely wrongly.

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It's something that caught Rattus' eye in the Time Sewer, I'm afraid.

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Yes, it's a late night snack. Mice on toast.

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Who would eat that?

0:27:090:27:10

Well apparently, barmy Victorian geologist William Buckland! Hahaha!

0:27:100:27:16

Well there it is, foul and disgusting - and that's just Rattus.

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For our runners up who are probably feeling quite relieved

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at the moment, I'm afraid it's a trip home through the Time Sewer.

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So off you go, Anvita.

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-Bye, Joel.

-- Bye!

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- Bye, Dave. Bye, Rattus.

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See you, Zachary. Bye.

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And don't forget, you can play along next time

0:27:360:27:38

if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

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Ugh!

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I've been Rattus Rattus.

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And I've been Dave Lamb. And well, I've always loved you, Rattus.

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Eh?

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Will you marry me?

0:27:490:27:51

Uh...

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DOOF DOOF

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Hahahaha! Good one, Dave!

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Ugh! Ugh.

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-Goodbye!

-You were kidding, right?

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Of course I was kidding.

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