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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# You better turn off, this show ain't for you

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# Still watching?

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# Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

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# Horrible Histories Gory...Games! #

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Welcome to Gory Games.

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I'm Rattus Rattus.

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-And I'm...

-And he's my nephew, Nibbles.

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Excuse me?

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Mm, Nibbles here is doing work experience so I thought

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he should start with a simple job that any old idiot could do.

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Yours, Dave.

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I don't think so.

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Oh, but he's so cute.

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I suppose he is quite cute.

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Oh, yes. Nibbles says, "Let's meet today's Horrible Historians."

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Ooh, he's very good, isn't he, Dave?

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He's all right.

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Hi. I'm Sam and I'm from Northern Ireland.

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Nibbles says, "Hi, Sam."

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Hi, I'm Ellie and I'm from Bristol.

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Nibbles says, "Hi, Ellie."

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Hi, I'm Will and I'm from Northern Wales.

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Nibbles says, "Hi, Will."

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Oh, crikey, we haven't got all day.

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Can't he just start by getting my quiz questions or something?

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Oh, all right. Off you go, Nibbles.

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NIBBLES SQUEAKS

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Bye, Nibbles.

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Sorry about that. You are playing to win Year Spheres.

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The person with the highest year score at the end will win

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a putrid prize plucked from the Time Sewer by uncle Rattus Rattus.

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Don't forget you can play at home and win Year Spheres of your own.

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That's right, just download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

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Nibbles thinks it's brilliant.

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We don't really care what Nibbles thinks.

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So, what's our first round all about?

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Let's go over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

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So, four questions then on the Vile...

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What the...? Nibbles!

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Well, what can I say? The clue's in his name.

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Nibbles, go and do something idiot-proof,

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like make a cup of tea, please.

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What a tiny menace.

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Right, four questions then on the Vile Victorians.

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The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

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And your four Victorian topics are...

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Will, you get to pick first in this round. What will it be?

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Cures, please.

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That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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Which of these was a Victorian cure for a cold?

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Was it A, wearing gloves made of cabbage,

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B, soaking your feet in hot water with mustard

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or C, rubbing your face with jam?

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All spectacularly silly options, if I may say so.

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Was it A, wearing gloves made of cabbage,

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B, soaking your feet in hot water with mustard

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or C, rubbing your face with jam? Show me your answers now, please.

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Well, everybody's gone for B, Rattus.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is B.

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People would soak their feet in hot water with mustard, which is

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also how to make a delicious cheesy mustard drink.

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-Yum.

-Well, that's a point each, very well done.

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We're off and running, excellent stuff.

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Ellie, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Can I have inventors, please?

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Of course you can.

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Charles Babbage invented the first-ever computer machine,

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but what did he also invent?

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A, a flying bicycle, B, a self heating hat

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or C, shoes for walking on water?

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The answer is...

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-One of those three.

-Thanks.

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He's so helpful, isn't he, that Rattus?

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-Yeah.

-Well, it's very tricky but is it A, B or C?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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Wow, Will's gone for B, Ellie and Sam have agreed on C.

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What's the answer, please?

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The answer is C.

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Charles Babbage also invented shoes for walking on water.

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But they didn't work very well and he nearly drowned testing them.

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Yes, but to be fair to him,

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his computer thing seems to have done all right.

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So that's a point apiece there for Ellie and for Sam.

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Two topics left to choose from, what you having?

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Could I have coffee, please?

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Let's hear that question.

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The question is...

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Here's a clue. It's not D.

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That's another helpful clue from Rattus.

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So was it A, powdered horse liver,

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B, powdered beetles or C, soot?

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Let's have those answers.

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Ellie, you're on your own with A. What's the answer, please?

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Very good, well done, Ellie. That means you're in the lead.

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The final question is on matches and this is what it is.

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In Victorian times, girls who worked in match factories had to

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work with a dangerous chemical called phosphorous.

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What did it do to the body?

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Did it A, turn your toes orange, B, rot away your jaw

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or C, make your eyes fall out?

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Show me your answers, please.

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Will and Sam have agreed again, Ellie out on her own with B.

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What's the answer please?

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The answer is B.

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The condition was known as Phossy Jaw

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and it made you stink really badly.

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I mean, even worse than normal.

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Ellie, fantastic play, that's a full house for you,

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and it means that you have won the first Year Sphere.

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And that in turn means it's time for me to say...

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ALL HAIL THE POTTY PYRAMID.

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And choose carefully because AD dates will be added

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to your total score but BC dates will be subtracted.

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I wonder what's inside that, we'll find out later.

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Now, winning the Victorian quiz means Ellie is automatically

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through to play the Victorian game.

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But will she be playing alone or will the others get to play too?

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Let's find out.

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It's a single player scary game,

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so Ellie, off you go down that Time Sewer.

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It stinks in here.

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Certainly does.

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During the Industrial Revolution, poor children had to

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work in factories where horrible accidents were commonplace.

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It's time to play...

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Your gruesome challenge

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is to make your way through the factory machinery,

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finding the lost four fingers.

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Get back through the machinery and return those fingers to the hand.

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Do it within the time limit to win the Year Sphere.

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Your time starts now.

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HORN BLOWS

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Now, Ellie slides through the mangle

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and literally goes headfirst into the factory.

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What's she going to do here? She's got to unscrew that nut

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and then pull the...She's given up!

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I don't blame her, Dave.

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Well, I mean it was a bit tricky so she thought "I know, I'll give up."

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I like the way she's doing this, Ratters.

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And down, down plunges the finger, is that far enough?

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No, I don't think she can quite reach it, Rattus.

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She's recovered, that could have been a setback, and what's this?

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She's taking the first finger back now, this is a new tactic.

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Ellie is ploughing through things now,

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she's spinning the...spinny thing.

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Yes, she's just got to keep her focus here

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because in comes the mean factory owner.

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Work harder!

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Oh, that is a disgrace, poking, shouting at her,

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that must have been off-putting.

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Pretty much any day at the BBC, Dave.

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Yes, but I'll tell you what, Rattus, she kept her focus.

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She barely looked up from her work.

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-Oh, she's got it!

-The second finger's free.

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Back through the funny little loom. And the finger goes on, I think

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both of those fingers are the wrong way round actually, Rattus.

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I'm just going to check my own hand.

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Yes, definitely the wrong way round, I think.

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But she's got the third finger, that was very quick.

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This is the only finger left now,

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the original finger that she left behind.

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Is she going to run out of time here, Rattus?

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It's the final finger, Dave.

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This is the one that counts, this will make a fist of it,

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this will give it the full handful.

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30 seconds remaining.

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It's upright, that's the angle it wants to finish at,

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it's just got to come down a couple more and she's clear.

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There's another one, she's just chucking bolts around there.

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The factory's getting messy, oh, hang on.

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It's jammed, it's jammed!

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Oh, there's a finger jammed in the machinery

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and that's what this game's all about.

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And on it goes, that one's definitely the right way around.

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-Back through the rollers.

-Through the mangle she goes.

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Ellie has completed the task and there's the celebration,

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the Running Man with a double pot stir.

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Ellie, excellent work.

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Very good, round of applause from Sam as you come on there,

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and Will, lovely.

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Pick a Year Sphere.

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Will it be good, will it be bad? We'll only find out at the end.

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Excellent work. Now, Rattus, where's that nephew of yours with my tea?

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I'm sure he's on his way.

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On to Round Two. Over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Measly Middle Ages.

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Right. Four questions again

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and here are your all-important Middle Ages topics.

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So, Ellie, it's your turn to pick first.

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Can I have food please?

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Food, that is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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-It certainly is.

-There you go.

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During the food shortages at the Siege of Acre,

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what was not cooked and eaten by the starving population?

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Which did they not eat?

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Wheat from poo, flesh from the enemy dead or tails from rats?

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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They've all gone for C, are they all right or are they all wrong, Rattus?

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The answer is indeed C. Nobody ate rat tails and I should hope not too.

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A point apiece. Well done, everybody. We're off the mark.

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Ellie, I don't want to put pressure on you

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but the perfect game is still on.

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OK, Sam. What's your choice, please?

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Could I have war, please?

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You certainly could, let's hear that question.

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In 1313, what did two Italian cities go to war over?

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So, three very stupid reasons to go to war. But which was the real one?

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Let's see those answers.

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Total disagreement. Which of you is going to be right?

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Let's find out the answer.

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The answer is A.

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The cities of Medina and Bologna went to war after some

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soldiers from Medina stole a ceremonial bucket.

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Naughty soldiers.

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Ellie, it's still on. Look at that, the perfect game.

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I'm getting excited, it's far too early to be talking in these terms.

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Will, what are you having?

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Will the first.

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Now, that is a prop question.

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BOTH: Prop question, prop question, prop question!

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And this is the prop.

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William the Conqueror was crowned King of England on Christmas Day,

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but what happened at the coronation?

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So, what do you think?

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Is it A, B or C? Let's see those answers, please.

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BBC is what we have there.

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I can tell you that the answer is...

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B!

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When the crowd cheered,

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William the Conqueror's Norman guards thought the English were

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starting a riot, so they attacked them and set fire to the church.

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It ended in chaos.

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Ellie and Will got that one right,

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which means Ellie's still on for the perfect game.

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Let's not get excited about it, it might not happen.

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OK, the final question in this round is on Richard the Lionheart.

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This is what it is.

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Richard the Lionheart died in France while besieging a castle.

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He was killed by a crossbow bolt,

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but what was distracting him at the time?

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A, an enemy soldier hitting away arrows with a frying pan,

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B, a jester juggling axes whilst wearing a blindfold,

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or C, a cow wearing a helmet being fired out of a catapult?

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They all sound ridiculous to me, but one of them's true.

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Do you think it's A, B or C? Let's see those answers, please.

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Ellie, you are on your own with A. What's the answer, please?

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The answer is A.

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Richard the Lionheart was laughing at an enemy soldier who was

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smashing away incoming arrows with a frying pan.

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You couldn't make it up.

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Unbelievable scenes here in the Quiz Dome.

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Ellie has got a 100% record after two rounds.

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Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

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Well played, indeed. I have to say, Ratters, I am parched.

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How long does it take to make a cup of tea?

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He's only got little paws.

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He's only got a little brain.

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OK, Ellie, you are through to play the Middle Ages game,

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but will it just be you or will the others get to play too?

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Sam's crossing everything, let's find out.

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It's an all play silly game! It worked.

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It smells in here so bad.

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It really does.

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How long has this stuff been down here?

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Centuries, millennia, eons.

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Training to become a knight took 14 years,

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but you lot have only got a couple of minutes.

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It's time to play...

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Knights used to practise their jousting by running the rings.

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You must ride up and down your lane, hooking one ring at a time

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and bringing it back to your basket.

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The first to collect five rings wins the Year Sphere.

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Are you ready?

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In three, two, one...

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FOGHORN

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-Do you get on well with horses?

-I like their poop, Dave.

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Yes, anything else about them or is it just the poo?

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-Just the poo.

-Yeah.

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I think we should probably have a look at the game, Rattus.

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They've all managed to get a ring very quickly

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and they're coming back down the lane.

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Don't forget you can join in at home, of course,

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by downloading the Gory Games app.

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And I have to say this is going to be a very close one to call, all

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three of them looking comfortable with some excellent polework.

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They've all safely delivered their first ring there.

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Remember, they need five to win the game.

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And Ellie is moving ominously through this field

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followed quickly by Sam.

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Will had a little bit of trouble there, took an early lead

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and now seems to have fallen back a little bit.

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So let's see if Ellie and Sam can deliver these rings successfully.

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Ellie gets it in the basket and so does Sam, yes.

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These horses perform differently on different days,

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it depends what mood they're in when they wake up, doesn't it?

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It's not about poo, he's not interested. Here comes Will.

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He's looking to equalise with this ring here,

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can he get it in the basket?

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-Oh! Did you see that, Rattus?

-Ring on the floor.

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That was a ring on the floor from Will, that could really cost him.

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That really could be crucial cos Ellie, I think, has three now

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and so does Sam.

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This game is starting to get really exciting.

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Ellie's picked up another ring. And Sam has just missed one there.

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Well, he really needs to try and keep up with Ellie here.

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And here comes Will, charging down his lane with a ring.

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Will he get it in the basket this time?

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Oh, he's flicked it out again!

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That kind of pole skill is not going to help in a joust.

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Here comes Sam, that's teetering on the edge but it does count.

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That's four apiece for Sam and Ellie.

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This is Ellie's last ring,

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she's coming down that track triumphantly here.

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This is just the formality now of popping that...What?!

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-It's on the floor.

-What just happened, Rattus?

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It's fallen out of the basket, Dave.

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Oh, she's going to have to get a sixth ring.

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Now has she got time or is Sam going to be hot on her heels?

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Sam's got his last ring. Ellie still needs to get hers on her lance.

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Remember, it's the first to five rings.

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She cannot afford another basket slip-up, because here comes Sam.

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This is close, is it going to stay in this time?

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Oh, it's there.

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And Ellie has won by the smallest of margins.

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She may be thrilled but she's got her legs on backwards.

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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

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Ellie, help yourself again.

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Crikey, well played.

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Well played, everyone.

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Ellie, that was a jousting masterclass.

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Ah, at last, Nibbles. My tea.

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Oh! Good grief, Nibbles, what do you call this?

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NIBBLES SQUEAKS

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Ooh, he's not going to like that. It's wee, Dave.

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No wonder it took him so long, he's only got a tiny bladder.

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You need to see a vet, my friend.

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-Well done, Nibbles. Off you pop.

-Right.

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Round Three and it's over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Rotten Romans.

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Here are your four Roman topics.

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So, Sam, it's your turn to lead us off. What are you going to go for?

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Could I have armies please?

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Armies. Yes, you can. Let's hear that question.

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True or false. It was every Roman man's dream to fight in the army.

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It was every Roman man's dream to fight in the army.

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Is that true or is that false? Show me now.

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What's the answer?

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It's false.

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Men were known to cut off their thumbs to avoid joining

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the army as it made it impossible to hold a sword.

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Will and Sam, well played, sirs. You are in the lead.

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And Will, it's up to you to choose a category, please.

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Emperors, please.

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Emperors it is, that is a prop question.

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Prop question, prop question.

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A hunk of meat.

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True or false, Emperor Maximinus banned the eating of meat in Rome.

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Is that true or false?

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They've all gone for false.

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And I can tell you the answer is...

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..false! Yes, it's false.

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Maximinus loved eating meat, in fact he ate 20kg of meat per day.

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Day?!

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That is a point for everybody.

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Everybody very much still in this round. Two categories left, Ellie.

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Which of these are you going to go for?

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Um, soap.

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Soap, let's hear that question.

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True or false. Romans didn't use soap.

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So, Romans didn't use soap, is that true or is that false?

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Will and Ellie think it's true, Sam thinks it's false.

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What's the answer, please?

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It's true. Romans didn't use soap.

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We cleaned ourselves with olive oil which we'd scrape off with

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a metal tool called a strigil.

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Bad luck, Sam, bad luck.

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Will and Ellie, look at this, it's close.

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You're all still in it, there's one question left in this round,

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it is on Nero and this is what it is.

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True or false.

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Emperor Nero liked to perform poetry, and if his audience

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did not applaud loudly enough, he'd have them executed.

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Is that true or is that false?

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Everybody has gone for true.

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What's the answer?

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It's true.

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Nero's poetry was so bad, some people pretended to be dead just

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so they didn't have to listen to it.

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So, everybody gets that one right.

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And it means that at the end of that round,

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with a perfect score for himself, Will claims the Year Sphere.

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Finally.

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Finally, off he goes.

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I got a Year Sphere.

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We'll find out what's in there later.

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Don't worry, Sam, still Year Spheres to play for for you.

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Will, as the winner, you are through to play our Roman game,

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but will it be just you or is everybody coming along?

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Let's find out.

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It's a single player silly game.

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So, off down the Time Sewer with you.

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Oh, gosh, I will never get used to the smell.

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It's 31BC and Roman civil war.

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Octavian and Marc Antony are fighting for control

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of the mighty Roman Empire.

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It's time to play...

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You're about to make history

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and defeat Marc Antony's fleet with your catapult

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as part of Octavian's mighty navy.

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Load, aim and destroy your enemy.

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There's one point for every ship you sink and two points

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if you hit Marc Antony's blue ship.

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Score six points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere.

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Battle begins now.

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FOGHORN

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And off he goes, there he goes, he sets his first shot.

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I like his style, Rattus, already.

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Will looks like he means business.

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Wallop, well, he's struck the sea firmly there

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but that's not going to count.

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You get nothing for hitting the sea.

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And don't forget there's double points for Marc Antony's ship,

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which is the one with the blue sails.

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So that's what he's really looking for here.

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-Oh, he's got one, he's got one!

-Ohhh.

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That is one ship, it wasn't Marc Antony's but it's a start.

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30 seconds remaining.

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-Oh!

-Oh, Marc Antony! That was Antony and now here's Roger the seagull.

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We don't like Roger, do we? He really is a nasty piece of work.

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But Will hasn't been put off by him,

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he's maintaining a very nice rhythm here.

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Can he do it in the remaining time? Ohhh!

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Will having a word with himself there,

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he only needs one more to win.

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-He's got to be quick.

-Yes!

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And the fist pump goes up in the air,

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and look at that celebration dance.

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Oh, he's fallen in the sea.

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A bit of hula and then threw himself overboard.

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Come on then, Will. Back you come.

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The conquering hero, well played. Very impressive, pick a Year Sphere.

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Can I have it?

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THEY LAUGH

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There's still time, Sam, there's still time.

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Well played, Will, that was excellent.

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I just waited for loads of red ones to go past

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and that blue one came.

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Terrific work. Oh, joy. Nibbles is back.

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What's that?

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Oh, he says he knows which job he wants to do now.

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What job is that, Nibbles?

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My job?!

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A rodent host who you can't hear, I like the sound of that.

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HE SPITS

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RATTUS LAUGHS

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It's time for our big all play endgame.

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So, over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

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It's the Slimy Stuarts.

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Everybody get back down that Time Sewer, come on.

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Yes, woohoo.

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It started in a baker's shop, but are we all going to be toast?

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It's time to play...

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The date is 1666 and you are helping to fight the Great Fire of London.

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You must collect water in your bucket,

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carry it along your lane and chuck it on to the fire.

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Whoever gets the most water on the fire in the time limit wins

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the Year Sphere. And your time starts now.

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FOGHORN

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So, here we go then, London's Burning,

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can these three plucky firemen and firewomen put it out?

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Well, Sam's fallen over already so maybe not.

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-You've got to scoop up the water...

-Scoop up the water.

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Then you've got to run the length of this sort of old-fashioned

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street and then you've got to chuck the water on to the flames,

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-which Will is going to try and do now.

-Ohh!

-Oh, that was close.

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Sam, oh, he's missed as well. And, oh, dear. Now then, Ellie.

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Yep, they've not made any impression on that fire as yet, Rattus.

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None whatsoever.

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Oh, that was a lovely little jump though, wasn't it?

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She came flying over that.

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Now, Will. He's first, he's in the lead here slightly.

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-Oh, and he's over.

-Yeah, he's over.

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And when those lanes get slippy, Rattus,

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they really become virtually impassable, don't they?

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Right, let's see what they can do here.

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Any takers for firemanship?

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Yes, boom, look at that. Sam scored very well there, I feel.

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Oh, oopsy, Will's down.

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The lanes are starting to slip up a bit, Rattus, as we said.

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But he's not letting that put him off, Sam's dry as a bone.

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-Dave, this game reminds me, I think I left the gas on.

-Really?

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RATTUS FARTS

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Oh, Rattus, that stinks!

0:24:220:24:24

And that gas really isn't going to help with the blazing fire

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that our contestants are dealing with.

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30 seconds remaining.

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Will now stepping it up a gear, bounding down his lane,

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they're really starting to feel that heat now, Rattus.

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Do you think any of these would make proper firemen?

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All hopeless, Dave.

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Well, that's quite a brutal assessment from Rattus there,

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I wouldn't have gone that far myself.

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Especially as Sam is now hurtling back towards the burning

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building, eager to make these last few seconds count.

0:24:500:24:52

-Oh!

-Oh! Well, we've not seen that,

0:24:520:24:55

and he looks a little bit gobsmacked by what's happened there.

0:24:550:24:58

It doesn't matter though, because I think he's done enough to win it.

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He will have to pay for that bucket though.

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Back you come, back you come, back you come, back you come.

0:25:040:25:07

Well, that was a close-run thing. Sam, how did you find it?

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I threw the bucket.

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Yes, I noticed that. The entire bucket went into the house window.

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OK, well, I can tell you that the winner of our final game is...

0:25:160:25:21

Sam. Bucket and all. Help yourself to a Year Sphere, Sam.

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Well done, fella. OK, there we go.

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Time to count up those Year Spheres then and remember,

0:25:320:25:34

AD years are added to your total and BC years are subtracted from it.

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And we're going to start with you, Will.

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Open up that first one for me. 1661 AD.

0:25:430:25:47

Charles II was crowned King of England

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and Scotland that year, it's a great start.

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Open your second sphere.

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Oh, 2000 BC. Oh, Will. Stonehenge was completed around then.

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Will, you have a total of -339.

0:26:020:26:07

Still, who knows, it could be enough.

0:26:070:26:10

That's what you've got to beat, Ellie, let's open up that first one.

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1799AD, the death of George Washington that year.

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The USA president, of course. Let's have a look at the second one.

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Ooh, 287BC.

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Archimedes was born that year and that takes you back a little

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way, but you've got two more to come.

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1991AD, crikey, the fall of the Soviet Union.

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End of the Cold War, and the last one.

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1885AD. Carl Benz developed the first petrol-driven car that year.

0:26:400:26:47

That gives you 5,388.

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Now, Sam, you need 5,389.

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So you're going to need a date in the future.

0:26:560:26:58

Let's have a look at that Year Sphere.

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Oh, it's 68AD. Emperor Nero died that year.

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Congratulations, Ellie,

0:27:050:27:07

because with a total of 5,388 points, you are today's winner.

0:27:070:27:14

As always, the prize is something hideous dredged

0:27:160:27:18

up from the Time Sewer.

0:27:180:27:20

It's a lovely set of Georgian false teeth.

0:27:200:27:24

To be fair, they do look surprisingly realistic.

0:27:240:27:26

That's because these falsies are made from the teeth of dead

0:27:260:27:30

soldiers at Waterloo.

0:27:300:27:32

Ellie, I can only share your disappointment.

0:27:320:27:35

Here you go, thank you for playing, I do apologise.

0:27:350:27:38

And bad luck, Sam and Will.

0:27:380:27:39

I'm afraid it's time for you two to take a trip home

0:27:390:27:42

through the Time Sewer.

0:27:420:27:43

I like gunge, so that's all right.

0:27:430:27:47

Oh, you'll love this.

0:27:470:27:48

And don't forget, you can play along next time

0:27:510:27:53

if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

0:27:530:27:57

-I've been Dave Lamb.

-And he's been Nibbles.

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And that was Gory Games, see you next time. Goodbye!

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Stop the gunge! Ugggh!

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