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Rattus?

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Hello, Dave.

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What have you done to my dressing room?

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Excuse me! This is MY dressing room now.

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My agent sorted it.

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You've got an agent?

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Ooh, he's awfully good. He's like a dog with a bone.

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Actually, he is a dog with a bone.

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So where's my dressing room?

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Um, you've got my old one.

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What, this old thing?

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We're going to talk about this, Rattus,

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but we've got a show to do first.

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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you

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# Still watching?

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# Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible History's Gory Games

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# Horrible History's Gory Games! #

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Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, starring me, Rattus Rattus,

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and featuring him... What's your name again?

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-Oh, yeah, Dave Lamb.

-"Featuring"?!

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If you've got a problem with it, speak to my agent.

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Got him on the phone right now.

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Oh, right. Yeah, all right, I will.

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Hello? BARKING

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Yeah, I want to talk... It's just that I thought that maybe I...

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Right. No, I understand that perfectly. Thanks very much.

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Goodbye.

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And featuring me, Dave Lamb.

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Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.

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-Hi, my name's Mery and I'm from the Cotswolds!

-Hello, Mery.

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-Hi, I'm Haider and I'm from South Wales!

-Hello, Haider.

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-Hi, I'm Holly and I'm from Norwich!

-Hello, Holly.

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Welcome, everyone.

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Right, you lot are here to try and win Year Spheres.

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The person with the Highest Year score at the end of the show

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will win a prize as selected by Rattus Rattus, the star of the show.

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Deal with it, Dave. Deal with it.

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And you can win Year Spheres at home, too.

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Just download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website

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and play along.

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What's our first round about?

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Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out.

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It's the Terrible Tudors.

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-Holly, how do you feel about the Terrible Tudors?

-OK.

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-Haider, what about you?

-I feel fine with it.

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-Lovely. And Mery?

-I'm OK with it.

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Both girls thinking it could go either way.

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Haider - bang up for it.

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So four questions on the Terrible Tudors coming up.

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The person who gets the most right wins the First Year Sphere.

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And your four Tudor topics are...

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So Holly, you get to pick first in this round.

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-Which one of those do you fancy?

-I think I'll go for Shakespeare.

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That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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In Shakespeare's play King Lear,

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what horrible thing is done to the character the Duke of Gloucester?

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Does he have his...

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Crikey!

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I think it's fair to say King Lear is a tragedy and not a comedy.

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It's horrible but is it A, B or C?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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Interesting. The girls agreeing on A. Haider thinks it's B.

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Rattus, what's the answer?

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The answer is A!

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-Bet he didn't see that coming!

-HE LAUGHS

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Well, technically, Rattus, he would have done

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because he still had his eyes before they were scooped out.

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Bet he didn't see that going!

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-Now that's not quite working, is it, fella?

-In many ways, no.

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Interesting first question. The girls are off the mark.

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Haider, plenty of time to catch up, and it's your turn to pick a topic.

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I'm going to pick Plague, please.

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-What's the question on Plague?

-Here's my question.

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Please be C! Please be C!

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It's all right, Rattus. It was a very long time ago.

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Was it...

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Show me your answers now, please.

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Interesting. Holly's gone for B.

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Haider and Mery have both gone for C. What's the answer?

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The answer is...

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People believed uncooked fruit and vegetables carried disease.

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Tudor kids always had to eat their none a day.

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Well done, Holly. That is another point for you.

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You're taking a strong lead early on. Mery, what's your subject?

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Can I have Beauty Treatments, please?

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You sure can. What's the question, please?

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What did Elizabeth I rub into her face to fight wrinkles

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and keep looking young?

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So people, what do you think? Wee, wee or wee?

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Well, it's certainly wee-based, isn't it, this question?

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Show me now, please.

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Wow. Holly and Haider are agreeing on A.

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It's Mery on her own this time with C.

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What's the answer, please?

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The answer is...

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Elizabeth I used to rub her own wee into her face.

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RATTUS CACKLES

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The questions are so much better now that I'm in charge!

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Are they, though? Bad luck. No-one scores a point there.

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There is one topic left in this round.

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It is Cooks, and this is the question.

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The Bishop of Rochester once had a feast

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during which two guests were poisoned and died.

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So what did Henry VIII do to the cook?

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A, feed him some of the poisoned food?

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B, chop off his head?

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Or C, boil him alive in his own pot?

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He was an absolute charmer, that Henry VIII.

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Which of those did he do, though?

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Is it A, B or C? Show me now, please!

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Interesting. The girls agreeing on B.

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Haider is out on his own this time with C.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is C. The cook was boiled alive.

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Turns out you don't need too many cooks to spoil the broth.

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One is plenty!

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HE LAUGHS

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Haider, congratulations, you got off the mark with the last question,

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but looking at the scoreboard at the end of that round,

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it's Holly who claims the first Year Sphere,

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and that means it's time for me to say...

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All hail the Potty Pyramid!

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Rattus, it is not your Potty Pyramid!

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Want to speak to my agent?

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No, I don't. HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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It's Rattus' Potty Pyramid.

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Pick wisely, Holly,

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because some of those Year Spheres are even older than Dave.

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All right.

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Don't forget the Year Spheres containing AD dates will be added to

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your score, and the ones containing BC dates will be subtracted from it.

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Now, winning the Tudor Quiz means Holly is now automatically

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through to play the Tudor Game, but will she be alone?

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Or will everyone get to play? Let's find out, shall we?

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It's an all-player game.

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Off you all go, down the Time Sewer.

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Go on, Mery.

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-Oh, it stinks!

-It does.

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Poo-eee!

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It's hot in this thing!

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Henry VIII may have ruled England with an iron fist,

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but he couldn't wipe his own backside.

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It's time to play Rattus' new game...

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Groom Of The Stool.

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You are Henry's Groom Of The Stool.

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When the king hollers, you have to collect his chamber pot

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and check his poo.

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This game is genius!

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In the meantime, you have to brick up the door

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to the paranoid king's bedroom, so he can sleep safe from assassins.

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First person to brick up the doorway wins a Year Sphere.

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The game starts in three, two, one.

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KLAXON

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And off we go.

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It really is a terrific new game this, isn't it, Rattus?

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It's becoming one of my new bestest favourites, Dave.

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Yeah, it was Henry VIII, wasn't it?

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He was paranoid that he was going to get attacked in the night.

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So he got himself bricked into his own bedroom every night.

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That must have got tedious, mustn't it, Rattus?

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Poop and architecture, Dave - two of my favourite things.

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Didn't know you were into architecture.

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Holly laying some solid foundations there.

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And a decent start from Mery, too.

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Yep. An interesting approach from Haider, as well.

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Looking a little wobbly, though.

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Of course, this wall building is very much at the mercy

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of King Henry's very active bowels.

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SQUIRTING

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'I'm finished!'

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And right on cue, there's Henry. He needs his stool examining.

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Let's watch this go in.

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-Oh! Some solid bits at the end there.

-A bit ploppy.

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Oh, look, look at that! Oh, Rattus!

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Oh, what a lumpy job!

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Oh, good grief! That is absolutely horrendous, Rattus.

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Oh, I did not need to see that.

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Of course, the Groom Of The Stool was a real job,

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and the man who got to check the king's...well, "jobs"

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was very powerful and influential.

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All our contestants doing very well here,

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but it looks like Holly's got the edge.

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-Yep, look at this!

-'I'm finished!'

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Oh, that's King Henry again. Oh!

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-What a moment!

-Oh, no, Henry wants the poops moving.

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This is the dual nature of the job.

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I saw it again, Rattus. Urgh!

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I've seen things today, a man should never have to see, Rattus.

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My eyes! My eyes!

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It's desperately distressing, this game, but here we go.

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This is the good side of things. Well done, Holly.

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You've cleaned up in more ways than one.

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Yes!

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Congratulations, Holly. Collect your Year Sphere.

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Come on back.

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Yes, it stinks in that Time Sewer. I'm very sorry.

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Well done, Holly. Very good, very good.

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Tell me, have you ever bricked up a king in a doorway before?

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No.

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No? Surprising. You looked as if you had. Congratulations, Holly.

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On to Round Two.

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Let's find out what's next over at the Gory Grid.

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It's the Savage Stone Age.

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Here are your all-important Stone Age topics.

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So, Haider, it's your turn to kick us off.

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I'm going to choose...

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Drink.

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-That is a Prop Question.

-Prop Question! Prop Question!

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Prop Question!

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There it is, a skull.

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True or false - cave people at Gough's Cave in Somerset

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sometimes drank from human skulls.

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Ooh!

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He's got even less hair than you, Dave!

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Well, he's got the same amount of hair as me, hasn't he?

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Thank you, Rattus.

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Can I see your answers now, please?

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Ooh! Everybody thinks it's true. I can tell you...

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it's true!

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Well done. They did drink from skulls.

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Excellent. That's a point for everybody. Well done.

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Mery, it's your turn to choose a category.

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Could I have Clothes, please?

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Yes, you can. What's the question, please?

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True or false - Stone Age people only wore animal skins.

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I always wear an animal skin.

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So Stone Age people only wore animal skins. True or false?

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Haider has gone on his own here with true.

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What's the answer, please?

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No, false.

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We also wore woven plants,

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but pants made out of stinging nettles...

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Oh, bad idea, really bad idea.

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What a strange individual.

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It's true - archaeologists have found evidence that Stone Age man

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wore colourful clothes made of woven plants.

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Well, that explains your shirt then.

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Cheeky. Well done, Holly and Mery, a point apiece there.

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Holly, it's your turn to pick.

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Neanderthals, please.

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Neanderthals. Let's hear that question.

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True or false - early Neanderthal man had a smaller brain

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than us modern humans.

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Early Neanderthal man had smaller brains than us humans.

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Is that true or is that false?

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OK. Haider and Mery agreeing this time. What's the answer, please?

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It's...false!

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Neanderthals had bigger brains, so Neanderthals not just pretty face.

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HE LAUGHS

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Me tell joke...

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them ugly!

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Congratulations, Holly. That's another point for you.

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Just one category left to go. The final category is Otzi.

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Let's hear the question.

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True or false - Otzi the iceman, a Stone Age man

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who was mummified in ice, was wearing underpants when he died.

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Mummified in ice. Here, Rattus, I bet Otzi was coldzi.

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Well, they thought it was funny. Please yourself, Rattus.

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Can I see your answers now, please?

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Everybody has gone for true. What's the answer?

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It's true!

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Congratulations, all of you.

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You got the final question right, and look at that.

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At the end of that round, it's bad luck, Mery,

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because you got three out of four which is excellent,

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but Holly, with a full house, wins the Year Sphere.

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Congratulations, Holly.

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Excuse me!

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As star of the show, I think I should do this bit.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Congratulations, Holly.

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Step forward and help yourself to a...

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one of those time ball thingies.

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A Year Sphere, Rattus.

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Year Sphere. That's, yes, that's the one.

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Well done. YOU did that very professionally.

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Holly, you're through to play the Stone Age game,

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but will it be just you or will the others get to play too?

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Let's find out.

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It's a single-player game, Holly,

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so back down the Time Sewer on your own, please.

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Oh, yuck! Ew, this is disgusting!

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Stone Agers weren't squeamish eaters and would eat any part of an animal,

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even eat the half-digested contents of its stomach.

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It's time to play...

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One dead mega bear.

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Your challenge is to reach into its stomach

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and pull out the ingredients for today's meal,

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which are on the cave painting beside you.

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Then put them by the corresponding images, but be quick.

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You have to finish it before the mega bear's friends come home.

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Three, two, one.

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KLAXON

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So, time now for Holly to fish around inside a dead mega bear and

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find those four ingredients amongst a load of half-digested rubbish.

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Some intestines there in the basket, as they should be.

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Whoa! Wait a minute. That looks like a cave man's foot.

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It is a cave man's shoe, I believe.

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Well, you know, if you're worried about relatives, do call in.

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Obviously, if someone has been missing for a while,

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that might be your answer. And there's the fish.

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She's found the fish, Rattus.

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No red herrings in this game, Dave.

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No, just herrings that need to go in the picnic,

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and that is a horse's hoof.

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Hooves!

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Hooves have been found, so that's good.

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We have the horse element of the picnic.

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But she still needs to find a rat and a cabbage.

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Ooh, it's a rock.

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It's a rock. You don't want one of those.

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Good for digestion, Dave.

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Well, I'll have to take your word for that, Rattus.

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Now, if you've just tuned in and you're wondering why there's a child

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with their arms inside a dead bear, then join the club, frankly!

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I have to say, this is one greedy mega bear.

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He's eaten everything in sight!

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She needs to get the cabbage.

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There's another fish... there's a lot of fish in there.

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This bear must live close to water.

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It's all a bit aquatic, isn't it?

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'30 seconds remaining.'

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Well, there's a cabbage leaf come out there, Rattus.

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Well, that's a good start,

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but there is an entire cabbage in there somewhere, Dave.

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And that's what she needs to produce along with the elusive rat.

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There really is a lot of mega bear, isn't there?

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She's got a huge distance to cover inside there.

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The problem she's going to have with the rat, of course, Dave,

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is they can't half scamper about!

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Yeah, that's an axe that came out there.

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If you recognise that axe, again, do call in.

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Only a few seconds remaining now. Will it be enough time?

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It's not looking good.

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Oh, that's it, time's up!

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Holly has failed to find a rat or a cabbage,

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and that means that the mega bears will surely come home and eat her.

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Welcome back, Holly. Bad luck.

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That was difficult, wasn't it?

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-Yeah.

-Right, Round Three.

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It's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

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It's the Measly Middle Ages!

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Here are your four Middle Ages topics.

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So, Mery, it's your turn to lead us off this time.

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Can we have Food, please?

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Then that is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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Which of these was a common Middle Ages meal?

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Was it...

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Here's a clue, I'd eat any of them.

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Let's be fair, Rattus. That's hardly a clue.

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Is it A, B or C? Show me your answers now, please.

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Holly and Haider agreeing on C.

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Mery thinks it's B.

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What's the answer, Rattus?

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The answer is...

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C, roasted hedgehogs,

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which of course, come with their own toothpicks.

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So, Holly and Haider, a good start this time.

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-Holly, what's your topic, please?

-Can I have William I, please?

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'Course you can. Let's have that question.

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William the Conqueror was famous for which of these?

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Or D. The tickling of the Harry?

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There is no D. So, is it A, B or C?

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Show me now, please.

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B, B, C? I love it when that happens.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is B. The Harrying of the North.

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William heard there was a rebellion against him

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in the north of England, so his army murdered over 100,000 people

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and burnt much of the North to a crisp.

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Harsh!

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Extremely harsh!

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But not harsh for Holly and Haider, who have scored another point each.

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And, Haider, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Can I have Sieges, please?

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Let's have that question.

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During the Siege of Antioch, the Crusaders became so hungry,

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they started eating what?

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They all sound pretty tasty to me.

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I'm sure they do, Rattus. What could it be?

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Answer me now, please.

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Holly and Haider agreeing again, with C. Mery going for A.

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What's the answer, please?

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The answer is A. They started eating their own shoes.

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The Crusaders also ended up drinking horse blood and eating rats.

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Gross.

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And on this week's historical Come Dine With Me,

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we've got a starving Crusader.

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Do you want me to call my agent?

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No, I don't. Forget that. Forget I said that.

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Mery, you're on your way back into this round. There we go.

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One topic left, and that is Cures. Let's hear it.

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A medieval cure for an eye infection was to blow what into your eye?

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I love Middle Ages medicine.

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You're living in the wrong era, Rattus, you really are.

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Do you think it's A, B or C?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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Everybody's gone for A. What's the answer, please?

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The answer is...

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B!

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Everyone knows you blow dog poo into your eye

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to cure an eye infection, silly.

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Yes, and cause a far more serious one.

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Do NOT try that at home.

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So no points for anyone on that final question,

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which means Holly and Haider, we are going to a tie-breaker situation.

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Fingers on your buzzers.

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Beginning with the letter A, complete the name

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of the French heroine who defeated the English at the Siege of Orleans?

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Joan of...

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-Holly?

-Arc.

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Joan of Arc is the correct answer, Holly. Well done.

0:19:080:19:11

You can help yourself to another Year Sphere.

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Amazing!

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All these Year Spheres.

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But will they be ADs or will they be BCs?

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And if they're BCs,

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that means that Haider and Mery are right back in it.

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So, Holly, as the winner of the...

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Oh, sorry to interrupt, Dave, but...my pay's arrived.

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-Wow.

-Yeah, because I'm the star of the show now,

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my agent negotiated a new deal.

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You have to give me your agent's number.

0:19:410:19:43

Let's have a look at this. I've never seen this...

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Oh!

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DAVE GASPS AND RETCHES

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I've been paid in horse poo, like some Saxon peasants used to be!

0:19:490:19:54

-Brilliant!

-Yeah, maybe I don't need your agent's number, after all.

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OK, Holly, as the winner,

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you're through to play the Middle Ages game,

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but will it just be you or will the others be coming along poo...

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er, too? Let's find out.

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It's a single-player game,

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so, Holly, it's off down the Time Sewer on your own again.

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Urgh!

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Because it's time to play Pig Piano!

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PIG SQUEALS

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King Louis XI of France was the proud owner of a pig piano.

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Each key operated a spike, which pricked a piggy.

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PIG SQUEALS Your challenge?

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To listen to and repeat

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an increasingly long sequence of piggy squeals.

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Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit to win a Year Sphere.

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It's time to get squealing!

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KLAXON

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Now, Rattus, what you need to do with this game

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is really concentrate on the squeaks,

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because what you don't need to do is make a silly mistake straight away

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and get it wrong.

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SQUELCHY RASPBERRY She's blown it.

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-And the pig's blown it!

-Ohhh!

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Pig poop!

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It's all over. Well, that didn't take long, did it, fella?

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Holly, Holly, Holly, bad luck, bad luck.

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No Year Sphere there, I'm afraid.

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Still, you've got four Year Spheres already,

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and there is a chance for one more, everybody,

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because it's time for our big all-play endgame.

0:21:100:21:13

So over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out what it is.

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It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

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I think we know what's coming.

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Down the Time Sewer with the lot of you, please.

0:21:230:21:26

-Good luck down there.

-Urgh!

-Eww!

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Eww, this stinks!

0:21:300:21:32

200 years ago, surgeons needed dead bodies

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to find out more about how the human body worked,

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and a gruesome crime became increasingly common.

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Yes, it's time to play...

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Your challenge is to steal three corpses

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and get them on to the surgeon's table.

0:21:500:21:52

If you hear a police whistle... WHISTLE BLOWS

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..you have to rush back to the cemetery and hide.

0:21:540:21:56

A second whistle means you can carry on.

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The first person to get all their bodies to the table

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and grab their criminal cash is the winner.

0:22:000:22:03

So, ready, steady...

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KLAXON

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So, here we go.

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All of them stealing the bodies straight away,

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and now they have to get them through the railings.

0:22:120:22:14

That's Mery working away there, pulling leg-first,

0:22:140:22:17

which is often good,

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better than the pushing that Haider's trying, I think.

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You can't push a corpse through railings.

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It's one of the first things you learn at school.

0:22:240:22:26

I remember my old mother sitting me down and saying,

0:22:260:22:28

"Son, you can't push a corpse through railings,"

0:22:280:22:31

and how right she was.

0:22:310:22:33

Now, Mery looking to try and get the key to that gate out of the bag.

0:22:330:22:37

I think she's done it. Now she's working on the lock.

0:22:370:22:39

Holly and Haider are hot on her heels, though.

0:22:390:22:41

I think this is going to be a close one here.

0:22:410:22:44

And finally there, we're beginning to see some movement,

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and, yes, Mery is through.

0:22:460:22:49

And corpse one hits the surgeon's table.

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Quite rightly, going straight back - she's forgotten her trolley, though.

0:22:510:22:54

That's the thing I noticed there. She hasn't taken the trolley.

0:22:540:22:57

Meanwhile, Holly delivers corpse one.

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Haider delivers corpse one as well,

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and because Mery has had to come all the way back,

0:23:030:23:06

they are now very, very closely matched.

0:23:060:23:10

Here comes Mery, then, with the second corpse,

0:23:120:23:14

still favouring the pull-through technique.

0:23:140:23:16

Got one leg. Oh, that looks painful.

0:23:160:23:18

It's a very good job this golfer's dead.

0:23:180:23:21

Oh, what's this? Haider's sneaking ahead there!

0:23:210:23:23

Oh, there's a body on the floor,

0:23:230:23:25

but Haider just casually picks it up and cracks straight on.

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Holly's still struggling there,

0:23:280:23:29

but Haider's got that second body on the table now!

0:23:290:23:32

He's taken the lead there.

0:23:320:23:34

This could be a substantial lead that Haider's taken here.

0:23:340:23:37

And Mery's really going to have to move it

0:23:370:23:39

if she wants to catch up here,

0:23:390:23:40

and Holly, too, delivering that second corpse.

0:23:400:23:43

WHISTLE BLOWS

0:23:430:23:44

Oh, now, there's the policeman's whistle.

0:23:440:23:46

They need to hide immediately.

0:23:460:23:48

What's Holly doing?

0:23:480:23:49

She's collected her wheelbarrow

0:23:490:23:50

instead of running straight back to hide!

0:23:500:23:52

Rule break! She needs to be behind the gravestone.

0:23:520:23:55

Oh, dear, oh, dear!

0:23:550:23:56

She must have been spotted by the policeman, Dave, surely.

0:23:560:24:00

Well, you have to hope he hasn't spotted her.

0:24:000:24:02

WHISTLE BLOWS Now they're back at it.

0:24:020:24:05

You have to say Holly might be on borrowed time here, though,

0:24:050:24:08

because that was a clear rule break.

0:24:080:24:11

Dave, surgeons actually learnt a lot about human anatomy

0:24:110:24:15

thanks to graverobbing, so it's not all bad.

0:24:150:24:18

Rattus, it is all bad!

0:24:180:24:20

Holly has got that third corpse through the gate first.

0:24:210:24:26

Haider is hard on her heels.

0:24:260:24:27

This is going to be incredibly close. Holly's bolted for that gate.

0:24:270:24:31

She's got that bag of money.

0:24:310:24:33

She's back behind the railings, and they're both celebrating like crazy.

0:24:330:24:38

But, oh, look at this!

0:24:380:24:40

The cold hand of the law taps her on the shoulder

0:24:400:24:43

because of the rule breaking, and Haider might well celebrate,

0:24:430:24:47

because he's got his freedom and he's got his Year Sphere.

0:24:470:24:50

Welcome back, welcome back. Wow.

0:24:510:24:54

Yes, Haider, yes. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:24:540:24:58

The agony of choice. Lovely.

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Well, Holly, you were celebrating away,

0:25:010:25:05

and then the long arm of the law caught up with you.

0:25:050:25:07

Do you know how long you're going to be in prison?

0:25:070:25:10

About four years.

0:25:100:25:11

Can you stay till the end of the show?

0:25:110:25:13

I've asked for permission, and yes.

0:25:130:25:14

OK, great. Well, I'm glad you can finish off the game.

0:25:140:25:17

-Haider, what a victory.

-Yes.

0:25:170:25:19

Mery, did you see what was going on with the policeman at any point?

0:25:190:25:22

Yeah. Holly probably didn't hear the whistle,

0:25:220:25:25

because she forgot to drop her wheelbarrow.

0:25:250:25:27

Do you know whether you're going to be called as a witness?

0:25:270:25:30

-I don't know yet.

-Oh, well.

0:25:300:25:31

Let's count up those Year Spheres anyway,

0:25:310:25:33

and, remember, AD dates are added to your total,

0:25:330:25:36

and BC dates are subtracted from it.

0:25:360:25:40

Mery is waiting at the end with zero points,

0:25:400:25:43

so if you two were to slip into negative territory,

0:25:430:25:48

Mery would be waiting to pounce, wouldn't you?

0:25:480:25:50

Very much like that.

0:25:500:25:51

Holly, open up your first sphere for me, please.

0:25:510:25:54

It's a good start, 1896 AD.

0:25:540:25:58

The first modern Olympic Games was held in Athens, Greece, that year.

0:25:580:26:01

Let's have a look at the second one.

0:26:010:26:03

1859 AD - Charles Darwin published The Origin Of The Species.

0:26:030:26:09

You're flying. Let's have a look at the third one.

0:26:090:26:12

1829 AD - Sir Robert Peel formed London's Metropolitan Police force.

0:26:120:26:17

You've just got to escape a big BC here.

0:26:170:26:20

It's another positive!

0:26:200:26:23

1431 AD - Joan of Arc was burned at the stake that year.

0:26:230:26:27

You have scored 7,015 points.

0:26:270:26:31

Mery, that means that your nought

0:26:310:26:33

is not going to be enough.

0:26:330:26:35

Haider, let's see what's in that sphere, just for interest's sake.

0:26:350:26:38

1845 AD - the Great Potato Famine began in Ireland that year.

0:26:380:26:43

All of that means that today's winner, with 7,015 points, is Holly.

0:26:430:26:50

And, Holly, you certainly deserve to take home a great prize.

0:26:500:26:53

Sadly, we don't have a great prize.

0:26:530:26:55

Instead, we've got something fished out of the Time Sewer by Rattus.

0:26:550:26:58

Excuse me, this one is the perfect combination of chicken and poo.

0:26:580:27:04

Explain, Rattus.

0:27:040:27:06

In Tudor times, naughty butchers would sew up live chicken bottoms

0:27:060:27:10

so the chickens swelled up with poo, making them look plump and juicy.

0:27:100:27:15

CHICKEN CLUCKS Oh, that is disgusting.

0:27:150:27:17

Only when it was cooked, Dave,

0:27:170:27:19

because the bird would explode with poo!

0:27:190:27:21

LOUD BANG

0:27:210:27:22

Yes, it came complete with its own gravy.

0:27:220:27:25

Oh, we have finally hit rock bottom.

0:27:250:27:28

-Thanks for that, Rattus.

-Literally!

0:27:280:27:29

RATTUS GUFFAWS

0:27:290:27:31

Holly, I suggest you pass that on to someone you really dislike.

0:27:310:27:35

Well played, though.

0:27:350:27:36

Haider and Mery, I know losing leaves a bad taste in the mouth,

0:27:360:27:39

but it's not as bad a taste as the Time Sewer's about to leave.

0:27:390:27:43

I'm afraid you have to go home via that despicable place.

0:27:430:27:46

Off you go.

0:27:460:27:47

-Bye, Rattus!

-See ya, bye. Thanks for coming!

0:27:470:27:50

Poo-whee!

0:27:500:27:52

-See ya, Haider!

-Bye!

0:27:520:27:54

And don't forget, you can play along next time

0:27:540:27:56

if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

0:27:560:28:00

Well, I've been Dave Lamb.

0:28:000:28:02

And I've been in charge.

0:28:020:28:03

More's the pity. You've been watching Gory Games.

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-Goodbye.

-Goodbye.

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