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MUSIC PLAYS

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Oh, hey, Rattus. Nearly show time.

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Is it? I'm starving hungry.

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Yeah, well, don't eat what's left of my salad.

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It's nice and fresh, not your sort of thing at all.

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Oh, all right. I won't touch it.

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You have my word, as a rat.

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On in 30 seconds, Mr Lamb.

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Yep, coming.

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I got my eye on you, Rattus.

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DOOR OPENS

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DOOR SHUTS

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GOBBLING

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# If mummies, rat and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# You better turn off

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# This show ain't for you

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# Still watching?

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# Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

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# Horrible Histories Gory...

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# Games! #

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Welcome to Gory Games. I'm Dave Lamb.

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And I'm Rattus Rattus.

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You all right, Rattus?

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No, Dave, I'm really poorly.

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You didn't finish my salad?

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Hm, me? No, no, no, no, no.

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Absolutely not.

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-STOMACH GURGLES

-Excuse me.

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Oh, Rattus! You know healthy food doesn't agree with you.

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HE RETCHES

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Try to make less sickie noises.

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Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.

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Hi, I'm Diya and I'm from London!

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Hello, Diya.

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Hi, I'm Santiago and I'm from Kent.

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Hello, Santiago.

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Hi, I'm Beth and I'm from Yorkshire.

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Hello, Beth!

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Welcome, everyone.

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-Right, you are playing to win Year Spheres.

-Ugh!

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The person with the highest year score at the end of the show

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will win a putrid prize picked out of the Time Sewer by Rattus Rattus.

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HE RETCHES

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Excuse I. Better out than in though, eh?

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Tell me you're going to clear that mess up.

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Yeah, no problem!

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RATTUS EATS Oh, good grief.

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And don't forget you can play along at home too.

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Delicious, ha-ha! Yeah, that's right.

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Just head along to the CBBC website,

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download the Gory Games app,

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and you can join in too!

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So why wouldn't you do it?

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What's our first round about, then?

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Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out.

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It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!

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So, four questions on the Victorians coming up.

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The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,

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and your four Victorian topics are...

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Beth, you get to pick first in this round.

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Which one of those takes your fancy?

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-Dickens, please.

-Dickens.

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Is this true or false?

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The famous Victorian writer Charles Dickens

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came up with some silly names for his characters,

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including the name Mr Pumblechook.

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Is Mr Pumblechook the name of a Dickens character?

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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The first answer of the show, Rattus,

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and they've all completely agreed.

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Let's find out if they're right or if they're wrong.

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It's true!

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Get in! True it is, indeed.

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We could also have used the Dickens characters

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Mr Honeythunder...

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RATTUS CACKLES

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..Mr Sowerberry...

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RATTUS CACKLES

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..Mr Sweedlepipe...

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RATTUS CACKLES

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..or Miss Chickenstalker.

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Not so funny, is it, that one? LAUGHTER

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Never mind. Excellent. Well done, everybody.

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You're all off to a flyer.

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Santiago, which one would you like to choose?

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Darwin, please.

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Let's hear that question about Darwin.

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True or false?

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Famous scientist Charles Darwin sailed to the Galapagos Islands

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and loved the giant tortoises there so much

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that he banned his crew from eating them.

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Charles Darwin, famous, of course, for his work on evolution.

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Did he ban his crew from eating giant tortoises?

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Is that true, or is that false? Show me now, please.

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Wow! All of you think that's true. What's the answer, please?

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It's false!

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Darwin did love giant tortoises, but to eat.

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He loaded 48 of them aboard his ship to be scoffed on the journey home.

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Right, Diya, your turn to choose a category.

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Purring, please.

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Let's hear that question.

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True or false?

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In Victorian Lancashire, a popular sport was purring,

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in which you had to strip naked,

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then kick each other in the shins while wearing clogs.

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Could that possibly be true?

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Can I see your answers now, please?

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This is a bit uncanny now, Rattus.

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-Isn't it?

-They've all completely agreed again.

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What's the answer, please?

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It's true!

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And people sometimes even died from doing it.

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Imagine that! Getting killed by kicking someone in the shins.

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Yeah, purring is often followed by death,

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particularly when it's a cat and you're a rat.

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Well, this is close, isn't it?

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We've got one question left in this round.

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And it is a question on Eccentrics.

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True or false?

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Victorian eccentric Dr William Buckland

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ate the mummified brain of Louis XIV of France.

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Victorian eccentric Dr William Buckland

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ate the mummified brain of Louis XIV of France.

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Let's see those answers, please.

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Well, someone's disagreed! What's the answer, please?

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It's false! Of course it is!

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No! He ate the mummified heart of Louis XIV of France.

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Oof!

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It looks like it's your turn to be sick!

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Yeah, well, I'm mummified-heart-intolerant.

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I've got my reasons.

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Beth, that's fantastic. Look at that. Boom!

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Time to choose your Year Sphere.

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And time for me to say...

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ECHOING: ..all hail the potty pyramid!

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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Help yourself, but pick carefully,

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because AD dates will be added to your total score,

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but BC dates will be subtracted from it.

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Oh, was that a bad decision, like my eating Dave's salad?

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STOMACH GURGLES Yes, indeed. Ooh, crikey.

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RATTUS MUMBLES Yeah, see ya, Rattus.

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Just leave that on your podium, Beth.

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We'll find out what's inside there later on.

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And, by the sounds of things,

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we'll find out what's inside Rattus later on, as well.

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Now, winning the Victorian quiz means that Beth

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is automatically through to play the Victorian game.

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But will she be alone or will everyone get to play?

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Let's find out.

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It's an all-play scary game!

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So off down the Time Sewer with the lot of ya!

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-Go on, Diya.

-Oh, it stinks!

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Oh, it does, I'm afraid.

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-Urgh!

-Urgh!

-Get me out of here!

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Bye, Beth.

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DOOR CLANGS

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In Victorian times, some children were made to clean chimneys.

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It was dirty and dangerous work,

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a horrible bit of history...

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that makes a great new game!

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It's time to play...

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Your challenge is to shimmy up and down a chimney,

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clearing four blockages.

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The first person to stick their brush

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out of the top of the chimney is the winner.

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In three, two, one.

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HORN BLARES

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-Ah, yeah.

-Better now?

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Oh, yes, thank you, Dave. I drunk some toilet water.

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Charming.

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So our chimney sweeps are all heading up the flue

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to try to clear those four blockages.

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That's the first nest there for Santiago.

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Yeah, he's doing well.

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Diya hot on his heels,

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and Beth still in it, of course.

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And there they go, arm over arm,

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very much like the monkey bars in a playground, Rattus.

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Oh, I remember those days!

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Yeah, those were the days, before safe landings.

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You'd break an arm every week.

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-Do you remember that?

-I do.

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Lots of fun.

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But not as bad as the Victorian age,

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where these children were forced up chimneys

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and had a right old time of it.

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So that's two obstacles each

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for Santiago and Diya.

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Beth trying to get onto level terms,

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but these two are neck and neck.

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Santiago very quick to release

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that nest over there, Rattus.

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And here comes the master chimney sweep.

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He's got to be encouraging the contestants to climb up

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by poking them with sharp pins.

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Yes, Dave. They really did this.

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They absolutely did.

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I believe you.

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Those Victorian bosses were notoriously mean!

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Santiago now reaching for the fourth blockage there,

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but Beth and Diya are hot on his heels.

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Yep, Santiago and Beth both freeing their crows swiftly there,

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but now so is Diya.

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And look at her go, as she whizzes back down the chimney.

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Oh! And Diya has stolen her marks there on Santiago!

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She's come from nowhere!

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This could go either way.

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The bird falling off Diya's stomach there, and now it's a foot race.

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It's a straight race up the chimney!

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Can Santiago hold it together?

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He seems to be driving towards the chimney brush.

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His head's going to hit the...

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HORN BLARES Boom! Santiago's there!

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CHEERING The broom comes out of the chimney

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and Diya ended up coming third.

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Well, would you believe it?

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Santiago sends a kiss in two directions at once.

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Extraordinary!

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Well, congratulations. Welcome back. Well done, Santiago.

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DRAMATIC MUSIC Well done, sir.

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Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

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Oh, you have.

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Wow, that was quite a game.

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Santiago, you were undoing those knots very rapidly indeed.

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Yeah, they were the worst knots on Earth.

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Well, I've heard some insults to knots in my time.

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RATTUS MOANS Feeling ill again, Rattus?

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Oh, Dave, my tummy hurts.

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I think I'm going to recolour the studio!

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No, no, no, no, Rattus! LAUGHTER

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No, no, let me give you a little tummy rub.

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Don't be sick.

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On to Round Two, then.

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BUBBLING NOISE And, to find out what's up next,

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it's over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Rotten Romans.

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Four questions again, and here are your all-important Roman topics...

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-STOMACH GURGLES

-That's better, Dave, thank you.

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FARTING NOISE Oh! Maybe for you.

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So, Santiago, it's your turn to go first this time.

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Gladiators, please.

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That is a prop question.

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-Prop question! Prop...

-STOMACH GURGLES

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Rattus, hold it in.

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So this is called an amphora of gladiator sweat.

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Romans collected and sold gladiator sweat.

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What was it supposed to be good for?

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Was it...?

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BABY LAUGHS

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BUZZING

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CHOMPING

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Have a whiff of that, Rattus.

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Urgh! That stuff smells disgusting!

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-Yes.

-Could I have it when you're done with it?

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Yes, you can, Rattus.

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So, is it A, B or C? Let's see your answers, please.

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Diya and Beth agreeing on A.

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Santiago has gone for C.

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I can tell you that the answer is...

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A!

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Gladiator sweat was supposed to keep you young.

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So a bit late for you, then, Dave.

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-At least I'm not as old as your jokes.

-Oh!

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LAUGHTER Congratulations, Diya and Beth.

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That is a point apiece.

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Diya, your turn to pick a topic.

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Gods, please.

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That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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What was Crepitus the Roman god of?

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LOUD VOMITING

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SNORTING

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LOUD RASPBERRY

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Sick, phlegm and farts - sounds like an afternoon out with you, Rattus.

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Let's see those answers, please.

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Whoa. Everyone has gone for B.

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Rattus, what's the answer?

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The answer is C!

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Crepitus is the god of farts.

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-LOUD RASPBERRY

-Ooh, excuse me.

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Whoo! No points there, then, I'm afraid.

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-Beth, what would you like?

-Nero, please.

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Nero. Let's hear that question.

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What did Emperor Nero once give his girlfriend Poppaea as a gift?

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BEES BUZZ

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WOLVES HOWL

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So, was it A, a wasp's nest, was it B, a pack of wolves,

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or was it C, his wife's head?

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Show me now, please.

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In total unison, everyone's gone for C.

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Are they all right, or are they all wrong?

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The answer is C.

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Nero had his wife Octavia murdered

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and sent his girlfriend Poppaea her head as a gift.

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Note to self - never date Nero.

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Turns out that birthday present you gave me

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-wasn't the worst present in the world, after all.

-Cheek!

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Although it was definitely in the top three.

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So that's one point for each of you.

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There is one topic left in this round. That is Crassus.

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Here comes the question.

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After losing in battle to the Parthians,

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the Roman general Marcus Licinius Crassus

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was put to death by being forced to swallow what?

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LIQUID GLOOPS

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SNAKES HISS

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RUMBLING

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Was it A, molten gold, B, live snakes,

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or C, lava from a volcano?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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Diya, it's just you thinking it's A.

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Let's find out what the answer is.

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The answer is A.

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The Parthians poured molten gold into Crassus' mouth

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as a symbol of his thirst for wealth.

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Hey, did he end up doing little golden poos?

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RATTUS CACKLES Diya, that means that you have won the round,

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and you can collect yourself a Year Sphere.

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Congratulations.

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Is that Year Sphere a good choice,

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or is it going to make you feel sick?

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Oh, ha-ha(!)

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OK, Diya, you're through to play the Roman game,

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but will it be just you or will others get to play too?

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Let's find out.

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Oh, it's a single-player silly game.

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So, Diya, get yourself down that Time Sewer on your own.

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-Bye.

-Bye.

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It's 31BC and Roman civil war.

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Octavian is taking on Mark Antony in an epic fight at sea.

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It's time to play our new game...

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The Battle of Actium.

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You are a member of Octavian's navy.

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Your task is to load your catapult, aim and sink the enemy ships.

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There's one point for every ship you sink,

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and two points if you hit Mark Antony's blue ship.

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Score five points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere.

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Battle begins now!

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HOOTER SOUNDS

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So here goes Diya, ready to battle at sea. Ready, aim...

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You have to strike the ships high up on the sails or they will not sink.

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This game takes balance, concentration and, above all,

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good aim.

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Ooh, it's close, but no lollipop!

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GULL SCREECHES

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Oh, now, here comes Trevor the seagull.

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We don't like Trevor, do we, Rattus?

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-No.

-30 seconds remaining!

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Not quite got her... That taught him a lesson.

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That's it. Trevor's dead.

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-He's down!

-Trevor is down.

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He's stunned at best, I'm afraid,

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and he's already been eaten.

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He's disappeared from view.

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He's been eaten by a passing whale

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and, frankly, deserved that.

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Ooh! That was Mark Antony's ship

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that she just missed out on, there, Rattus.

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I kind of miss Trevor now, the seagull.

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For all the bad words I said about him,

0:15:000:15:02

it'd be nice to have him back.

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Still, it's a shame he got in the way of Diya's firing line,

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but she has yet to hit a ship.

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HOOTER SOUNDS And she's not going to hit one now.

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Bad luck, Diya!

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RIP, Trevor the seagull.

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So, Diya, oh, bad luck.

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Unfortunately, no Year Sphere for you.

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How did you find that?

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It was challenging, but at least I actually aimed the seagull.

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You took the seagull out.

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Did you start to feel a bit seasick at any point?

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-Yeah.

-Talking of seasick, are you going to be sick again?

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No, absolutely not, but I think it's moved down to the other end, Dave.

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-STOMACH RUMBLES

-Any chance you could rub my...bottom?

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Moving swiftly on to round three,

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and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

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It's the Awful Egyptians.

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Here are your four Egyptian topics...

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So, Diya, your turn to lead us off.

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What's it going to be?

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Grey hair, please.

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Let's hear that question.

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True or false?

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To remedy grey hairs,

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Egyptians would apply putrid camel liver to their hair.

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So to remedy grey hairs,

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Egyptians would apply putrid camel liver to their hair.

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Is that true, or is that false? Let's have a look.

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Well, the girls both think it's true. What's the answer?

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It's false. As if camel liver would remedy grey hairs, no.

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You have to apply putrid donkey liver.

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-DONKEY BRAYS

-Was that what made your hair fall out, Dave?

0:16:340:16:37

No, that is a rumour. I want to deny that in full.

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Well done, Santiago. One brain goes across.

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You've taken an early lead in this round.

0:16:430:16:45

Beth, which topic would you like?

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Can I have mummies, please?

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Yes, you can, and that is a prop question.

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Prop...

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question.

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Here is the prop. This is obviously a mummy's arm.

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True or false?

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Ancient Egyptian mummies were very valuable

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when they were dug up in the Victorian era.

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Is that true, or is that false? Let me know.

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I can tell you that the answer is...

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false!

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Beth, congratulations. I should move that across.

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Mummification was very popular in ancient Egypt

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and so many mummies were dug up in the Victorian era

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that they were even used for firewood.

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So two topics left for you to choose from, Santiago.

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Which is it to be?

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Lions, please.

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Lions. Nice. Let's hear that question.

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Is it true or false?

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LION ROARS Cheeky old Ramesses II.

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Did he used to take a lion into battle with him, do you think?

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Is that true, or is that false? Show me now.

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All perfect agreement there. Is that right?

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It's true!

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Yes, it's true.

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Ramesses II did take a big cat into battle with him.

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Imagine how scary that would have been, Rattus.

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Just take a moment to imagine it now.

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RATTUS SCREAMS

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I knew that was going to happen.

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That's a point apiece. Well done, everybody.

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The final question is on food. Let's hear it now.

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True or false?

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At posh banquets,

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ancient Egyptians ate locusts smothered in honey for dessert.

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Did Egyptians eat honey-coated locusts as a sort of desert dessert?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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Let's find out what the answer is.

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It's true! Honeyed locusts are simply scrumptious.

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Mmm!

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Oh, I don't think I should be thinking about food.

0:18:380:18:42

Congratulations.

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That is points to all of you, which means at the end of that round,

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Santiago and Beth, we are now in a tie-breaker situation.

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ALARM WAILS

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Fingers on your buzzers.

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Beginning with the letter C,

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which animal was regarded as highly sacred by ancient Egyptians?

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Yes, Beth.

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-Cat.

-Cats is the correct answer, Beth.

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Congratulations. You win yourself another Year Sphere.

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Ooh, what's she going to go for?

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Oh, I would have picked that one too.

0:19:140:19:17

OK, Beth, as the winner of the Egyptian quiz,

0:19:170:19:20

you're through to play the Egyptian game,

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but will it be just you, or will the others get to play too?

0:19:220:19:25

Let us find out.

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Ooh, it's a single-player gory game, Beth,

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so off down the Time Sewer on your own, please.

0:19:330:19:36

-Bye.

-Bye!

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And she's gone.

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The next game contains more guts than a cheap frankfurter.

0:19:420:19:45

Oh, stop talking about food!

0:19:450:19:48

My bad. It's time to play that Gory Games classic...

0:19:480:19:51

Mummify Me.

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Take one mummified pharaoh, remove the stomach, liver,

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intestines, and lungs and put them in the correct canopic jars.

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Yank the brain out through the nose and bin it,

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and bin the bladder, but be careful to leave the heart inside the body.

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Your time starts now.

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HOOTER SOUNDS

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What's she going to go for first?

0:20:100:20:12

Well, she's got to put her safety goggles on.

0:20:120:20:14

Well done, health and safety, and straight for the brain, of course.

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Jam that right up the nose!

0:20:170:20:19

Doesn't matter how many times I see this, Dave,

0:20:190:20:21

it always makes me wince.

0:20:210:20:24

Now, here come the guts.

0:20:250:20:27

How much yardage have we got in here today?

0:20:270:20:29

Well, it's beginning to grow. There's quite a lot.

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It's like some sort of grisly tug-of-war,

0:20:320:20:34

but you wouldn't want to do this on a village green.

0:20:340:20:37

Straight into the canopic jar. That's what she's doing, of course.

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She's checking the key there,

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because you've got the organ matched against a picture

0:20:420:20:45

on the canopic jar, and she's put that in correctly.

0:20:450:20:48

She's got the liver.

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That needs to go in a canopic jar,

0:20:490:20:51

and she's very carefully checking which one.

0:20:510:20:53

Now, she's back.

0:20:530:20:54

She still needs to find the stomach and the lungs

0:20:540:20:57

and other organs lurk within.

0:20:570:20:58

Look at that - she's got her finger

0:20:580:20:59

right in the top of the bladder there,

0:20:590:21:01

trying to stop the wee from coming out, Rattus.

0:21:010:21:03

Oh, come on!

0:21:030:21:04

Oh! It's a good technique but it's completely failed.

0:21:040:21:08

The wee has gone all over her arm.

0:21:080:21:10

-She needs to put that in the bin now.

-30 seconds remaining!

0:21:100:21:14

Remember, she has to leave the heart inside, but the lungs,

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they are fair game.

0:21:180:21:20

She's really having to exert herself to get this mummy

0:21:200:21:22

stripped of its organs, isn't she?

0:21:220:21:24

Now checking the key again. Where's it going to go?

0:21:240:21:27

Beautifully done!

0:21:270:21:30

Now she just needs to find the stomach.

0:21:300:21:31

Has she found it there? Yes, it's the stomach.

0:21:310:21:34

-Stomach's the last thing.

-So can she do it?

0:21:340:21:37

I think that's it, Beth.

0:21:370:21:38

-Yep, there she goes!

-Yes!

-The celebration begins.

0:21:380:21:42

Well done, Beth, well done, well played indeed.

0:21:440:21:46

Help yourself to a Year Sphere straight off.

0:21:460:21:49

Amazing effort.

0:21:500:21:52

This one.

0:21:520:21:54

Wow. Well done. A Year Sphere is yours.

0:21:540:21:57

-Urgh.

-Oh, Rattus, you're still not better, are you?

0:21:570:22:00

-STOMACH RUMBLING

-No.

-No.

0:22:000:22:01

So do you know what I've done?

0:22:010:22:03

I've got you a nurse.

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Oh, yes, please, Dave.

0:22:050:22:06

It's only the most famous nurse in history, Florence Nightingale.

0:22:060:22:11

Huh? If she can't cure you, I don't know who can.

0:22:110:22:14

Oh, thanks, Dave.

0:22:140:22:15

The only problem is she's a bit of a stickler for hygiene.

0:22:150:22:18

Look, Florence, a rat!

0:22:180:22:20

-GASPING:

-A rat! Rat! Unclean!

0:22:200:22:23

Get rid of it.

0:22:230:22:25

-Arghh!

-Get rid of it!

0:22:250:22:27

Whoa!

0:22:270:22:29

Well, that went like clockwork.

0:22:300:22:32

It's time for our big all-play endgame.

0:22:320:22:35

So over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

0:22:350:22:38

It's the Groovy Greeks.

0:22:400:22:42

It's the Groovy Greeks! Everybody back down that Time Sewer. Come on!

0:22:420:22:47

It's time to play our new messy game.

0:22:470:22:49

-See ya!

-Ooh, yay.

-See ya.

0:22:490:22:51

Bye-bye! I hope I return!

0:22:510:22:53

-I'll see you later.

-Wish me luck!

-Good luck!

0:22:530:22:56

-And that new game is called...

-Hippocrates Eats Bogies.

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Greek brain box Hippocrates is considered to be

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the father of medicine, because he was the first doctor

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to use rigorous scientific methods,

0:23:060:23:08

like tasting people's snot, ear wax, wee and pus.

0:23:080:23:12

Your challenge is to take the unsavoury samples

0:23:120:23:14

down your inflatable lane and feed them to Hippocrates.

0:23:140:23:18

The person who gets the most in Hippocrates' mouth

0:23:180:23:21

wins the Year Sphere, and your time starts now.

0:23:210:23:25

HOOTER SOUNDS

0:23:250:23:27

Ah, Rattus, did you give Florence the slip?

0:23:280:23:30

You betcha. I pooped and she slipped over.

0:23:300:23:33

Poor old Florence.

0:23:330:23:35

Now, what our contestants need to do is take ear wax, snot, bogey,

0:23:350:23:40

all manner of stuff, and shove it into Hippocrates' mouth

0:23:400:23:44

because that's what he used to do.

0:23:440:23:46

Diya's racing ahead there,

0:23:460:23:48

but will she get her samples into the big fella's big gob?

0:23:480:23:50

No! She went wide with that blob of ear wax, so that counts for nothing.

0:23:500:23:54

There's Santiago wrestling with his bucket a little bit there.

0:23:540:23:57

Beth's up the other end. She's trying to deliver something there.

0:23:570:24:01

Well, not too shabby. She got one in!

0:24:010:24:03

Hippocrates really did believe you could diagnose a patient

0:24:030:24:06

by tasting their snot, ear wax, wee and pus.

0:24:060:24:09

And that'll never work, Dave.

0:24:090:24:10

-You have to taste their poo.

-Urgh!

0:24:100:24:12

-What? It works for rat doctors.

-Ugh!

0:24:120:24:16

Look at Beth's style there.

0:24:180:24:20

I like the way she opens her mouth when she feeds Hippocrates' bogies,

0:24:200:24:23

and it's working. She got plenty in there.

0:24:230:24:26

There's Diya. Let's see what she does here.

0:24:260:24:27

Well, she gets a bogey there.

0:24:270:24:29

-That's a bogey, and it's straight in.

-Oh, straight in!

0:24:290:24:31

Yeah, look at that.

0:24:310:24:32

She's doing really well now, is Diya.

0:24:320:24:34

But Beth is back up her lane like a rocket!

0:24:340:24:37

Here she goes.

0:24:370:24:38

There's Beth's trademark roar. Look at it.

0:24:380:24:40

Argggh!

0:24:400:24:43

-Oh! That sneeze went everywhere!

-30 seconds remaining!

0:24:430:24:47

Didn't stop Diya landing that blob of ear wax, though,

0:24:470:24:50

and she cleverly avoids the snot.

0:24:500:24:52

And as you know, Rattus,

0:24:520:24:53

bogies are very slippery if you get them on your feet,

0:24:530:24:55

but that patch of bogey able to be avoided at the moment.

0:24:550:24:59

There's not much time left. Diya's really going for it!

0:24:590:25:02

Oh! She misses, and the wee goes flying!

0:25:020:25:05

Look out, though - there's Beth in the top lane,

0:25:050:25:07

trying to score some last-minute snot.

0:25:070:25:09

It's looking good for her either way!

0:25:090:25:11

The clock is ticking down.

0:25:110:25:12

ALARM WAILS And it's all over!

0:25:120:25:14

Beth's the bogey champ.

0:25:140:25:16

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, everyone. Well done.

0:25:170:25:21

I suspect you want to know who's won that.

0:25:210:25:23

I can reveal that, Beth, you have won the final Year Sphere.

0:25:230:25:29

Select it now, please.

0:25:290:25:30

This one.

0:25:310:25:32

Time to count up those Year Spheres, and remember,

0:25:340:25:36

AD years are added to your total, and BC years are, Santiago?

0:25:360:25:41

-Subtracted.

-Subtracted from it. So, Beth, here we go, then.

0:25:410:25:45

Let's open up that first Year Sphere.

0:25:450:25:48

Oh, it's a good one - 1867AD.

0:25:480:25:52

America purchased Alaska from Russia that year.

0:25:520:25:55

Let's have a look at the second one.

0:25:550:25:57

Oh, no! It's bad! It's not catastrophic, but it's bad.

0:25:570:26:01

3000 BC - the Egyptian calendar was created around about then.

0:26:010:26:05

Let's have a look at the next one.

0:26:050:26:07

Oh, dear! 332 BC - Alexander the Great conquered Egypt.

0:26:070:26:12

Let's have a look at the next one.

0:26:120:26:13

Oh, for heaven's sake!

0:26:130:26:16

3500BC - the first pyramids on Earth were constructed in Peru.

0:26:160:26:24

You've ended up with a total of minus 4,965.

0:26:240:26:29

Bad luck, Beth, but who knows, who knows? It may be enough.

0:26:290:26:33

Santiago, let's have a look.

0:26:330:26:34

No, it's not enough, Beth.

0:26:340:26:37

1503 AD, Santiago - Leonardo da Vinci begins painting

0:26:370:26:42

the Mona Lisa that year.

0:26:420:26:44

That puts you currently in first place.

0:26:440:26:46

Diya, it all comes down to the opening of that sphere.

0:26:460:26:50

1775 AD! Congratulations!

0:26:500:26:54

The American Revolution began that year,

0:26:540:26:57

but more importantly, Diya, it means that you are today's winner.

0:26:570:27:01

Yes! Congratulations.

0:27:020:27:04

Massive commiserations to the other two, particularly you, Beth,

0:27:040:27:08

but that's history - sometimes it's horrible.

0:27:080:27:10

Now, this would be the perfect point in the show

0:27:100:27:13

to award an amazing prize.

0:27:130:27:15

Sadly, that won't happen.

0:27:150:27:17

It's invisible ink,

0:27:170:27:19

as used by Francis Walsingham, Elizabeth I's top spy.

0:27:190:27:23

Well, actually, that sounds quite cool.

0:27:230:27:26

They used to make invisible ink out of lemon juice or wee.

0:27:260:27:29

And which is this?

0:27:290:27:31

Does it smell of lemons?

0:27:310:27:33

No, it doesn't, unfortunately. Well, look, there it is.

0:27:330:27:35

There's your invisible ink.

0:27:350:27:37

You could use that to write to Rattus to complain about the prize.

0:27:370:27:40

Our two runners up unfortunately now have the very unpleasant task

0:27:400:27:44

of crawling home through the stink of the Time Sewer.

0:27:440:27:48

Off you go, the pair of you. Go on!

0:27:480:27:50

This is, like, the worst day of my life, I think.

0:27:500:27:54

And don't forget, you can play along next time

0:27:540:27:56

if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

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Until next time, I've been Dave Lamb.

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-And I've been largely unwell.

-That is so true.

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You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye!

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