Yucky Stuff Hoof and Safety with Nuzzle and Scratch

-PAN PIPE MUSIC

-Once upon a time,

not so very long ago, there were two alpacas

from the Andes called Nuzzle and Scratch.

They worked for the Two by Two animal agency.

Well, WORKED might not be exactly the right word.

-THEY SCREAM

-That seems to have done the trick.

What happened to Nuzzle and Scratch? Where are they now?

Well, viewers, they're still out there.

-BOTH:

-Yay!

They're about to begin their toughest

and most important job ever!

Across the country,

thousands of hopeful Safety Rangers are queuing up to be chosen

for CBeebies' very own Safety-Hoof Camp but with only two places,

we have to choose the best. Who will they be?

THEY CHUCKLE

Nuzzle and Scratch?!

Because safety is FUN! Heh-heh!

# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch

# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch

# Oh we're alpaca Safety Rangers

# Protecting you from dangers

# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

And then the man says, "No, no. Alpaca my suitcase."

THEY CHUCKLE

I'll pack a... Alpaca, you see?

Good morning, Nuzzle. Good morning, Scratch.

Oh, good morning, Mrs Jumbleberry.

Mulberry! Now, today, Safety Rangers,

our training will be on location

in a consumable food environment.

-BOTH:

-A what?!

Oh - ho-ho - silly! You mean in a kitchen!

Well, yes, I suppose it could also be called a kitchen, certainly.

Today, we're going to be looking at things that might be dangerous

and that we should stay well away from at all costs.

-I'll just get the safety hoovie ready.

-Okey-doke,

-Mrs Blueberry. Hey, Nuzz, Nuzz?

-What? What?

Want to hear a good banana joke?

I always love a good banana joke.

-Ha-ha-ha-ha.

-Heh-heh-heh!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Ha-ha-ha! I don't know. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

-Because he wasn't... Heh-heh-heh!

-Ha-ha!

..PEELING well!

-Heh-heh!

-Not PEELING well! Ha-ha!

You peel a banana. FEELING well.

-FEELING well.

-So funny! You should be on TV.

Ha-ha! That's the WORST joke I've EVER heard!

-Did you just say...

-Herd?

-..Herd?

-Ha-ha. Herd!

-Herd up!

-Herd.

-Herd up.

-Herd.

-Herd up!

-Herd up! Herd up! Heh!

-Oh!

-Oh-ho-ho, yes.

SAFETY HOOVIE BEEPS

-CHILD'S VOICE ON HOOVIE:

-'Hey, cool Safety Rangers.

'Today's mission is how to stay safe in the kitchen.

'These bottles look colourful

'but they are full of nasty liquids that will make us

'very poorly indeed.

'We mustn't touch these

'so we'll close the door.'

-Yes, yes. Mustn't touch those, Nuzz.

-No, we must be on guard, Scratch.

-Ha.

-Mm-hm, yes.

'And we shouldn't eat or drink things

'that don't belong to us. We don't know what they are

'and they may not be safe.'

Woo. Yuck. Bleurgh.

Heh. Yes, we should be careful

-where we stick our noses.

-Yes, our noses are very sensitive.

We don't want our noses in that bag there. No, no.

That's right. Put the bag up there, out of the way.

'These tablets are not for us to eat.

'They look fun

'but they're full of nasty yucky stuff

'that will also make us very poorly.'

-No nasty yucky stuff.

-Oh, no, we don't like that.

No. No, we don't.

'So remember, Safety Rangers, stay safe in the kitchen

'and don't touch anything strange

'as it might be a hazard.'

OK, Safety Rangers, it's time for...

-a test!

-ALARMS BLARE

Oh, not tests! Anything but tests! I do not like tests!

NUZZLE GIBBERS SCRATCH MUTTERS

Boys! BOYS!

I test you after EVERY safety hoovie and you LOVE it!

-BOTH:

-We do?!

-THEY CHANT:

-We're going to spot some hazards!

-We're going to spot some hazards!

-Because we're - wait for it -

"alpacked" with information!

THEY CHUCKLE

-We're alpacked...alpacas!

-Yeah!

Alpacas who could win themselves... a couple of safety rosettes.

-BOTH:

-Whoo! Groovy hoovies!

-Move it...

-You put...

Missed. Whoopsy!

Whoopsy. Whoopsy.

Hoovies at the ready.

I want you to buzz in when you spot some hazards. Clear?

Um, OK, safety mama, we buzz when we see buzzards.

HAZARDS, Scratch, not BUZZARDS!

-So we're not looking for buzzards?

-Um, no,

Nuzzle. You're looking for HAZARDS. Put your hoovies on the buzzards!

-Er...I mean buzzers!

-Hee-hee!

OK, let's play name that hazard!

And I want you to make a noise too

when you think you see a hazard, my special Safety Rangers.

Heh-heh-heh. Ooh!

BUZZ!

-BOTH:

-HAZARD!

That's right, Safety Rangers!

These things are dangerous so we mustn't touch them.

Great work! OK.

-Ready? Next one.

-OK.

-Ooh!

-Oh!

BUZZ!

-Look, a strange bottle. No touchy-touchy!

-Yes!

You mustn't touch strange bottles.

Good work. Right, I think you're ready for the next one.

Oh, yeah! Uh?

Hmm. Look, look, look.

BUZZ!

They look like sweets.

BUZZ! They're NOT sweets.

-Hazard!

-Eh?

That's right. You mustn't taste these washing tablets -

they're not safe! Fantastic!

Groovy hoovies!

THEY MUTTER

I missed. I'm sorry.

Groovy hoovies back at you my clever little Safety Rangers.

ALARM BLARES

You know what that noise means, boys?

That Scratch has got windy pops?

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! No, no, Nuzzle.

It means that it's time for Hoof Camp!

Oopla, oopla, oopla! Give me 20, boys!

ALARM CONTINUES BLARING

"ROCKY" STYLE MUSIC

Gurgh!

Hoof Camp.

OK, boys, under these cloths are state-of-the art food receptacles.

Oh, she means plates.

Scratch, I want you to describe

the kitchen items on the plates to Nuzzle,

who must guess whether they are safe or unsafe to eat.

Oh, easy-peasy fur ball squeezy! Ha-ha!

To make it a little more difficult, Nuzzle,

turn around so that you can't peep at them.

-Oh, OK. Mm-hm-hm.

-Ready?

-OK, here we go, Nuzz.

-Who said that?

-Ah, the first item is long and thin.

Er... Um, your nose. No! Er...my nose!

-No, a hoof.

-It's also spongy.

Oh, a sponge hoof.

Oh, no. A sponge...finger! Ha-ha! Yeah, that's safe to eat!

Mmm, yum, yes, this is also very yummy.

-Heh-heh-heh. Mmm.

-Now, what about these things?

They're round and they, um... SNIFF! SNIFF!

-..smell soapy.

-Oh.

Well that doesn't sound like something nice to eat.

It's found in a kitchen and it's soapy. It must be...

-It must be washing tablets.

-Yes. They're not safe to eat!

Well done, Safety Rangers!

Now, the last plate is the toughest of all.

Oh, um, yes. Now, these are small

and round...and shiny.

Shiny. Oh! I know! I know! Yeah!

They sound just like sweets.

I think you're right!

You are both WRONG, Safety Rangers.

These are definitely not sweets.

They're pills

and if you ate them they would make you very poorly indeed.

So pills will make us ill.

But how can we be sure they are pills if they look just like sweets?

Good question, Nuzzle.

You can't be sure, that's the problem,

so you should be ever so careful.

Normally pills come in bottles like these

but little hoovies can open them

so you must remember never to put anything in your mouth

that you're not sure of, OK?

Miss Blackberry, we don't put anything in our mouths

that we're not sure about.

Look who's come to help us, Safety Rangers.

Norris, how are you, buddy? Oh, he's such a cool little guy.

He is my best friend. Yes.

No, Scratch. I think you will find he is MY best friend. Ha-ha.

-No, no, no, no, he is obviously MY best friend.

-No, he's my best friend.

-He's not because I...

-He's mine.

-THEY ARGUE

-BOYS!

-He's mine.

-No. Ye...

Now, let's pretend that Norris has gone into the kitchen on his own.

I'll show you some things

and you can tell me which you think he should never ever go near.

And remember to shout out at home if you think you know the answer too.

OK.

Oh, oh, oh, oh...dirty dishes! Yucky!

Yucky, yes, but are they dangerous?

Um, heh-heh-heh, dirty dishes are not dangerous.

Good work, Safety Rangers. Let's have a look at the next picture.

Oh, look, it's Norris's mummy, Talula Fanula.

She makes lovely sponge fingers.

I think Norris would stay with his mum in the kitchen.

That's right, Nuzzle. It's much safer

to stay near a grownup in the kitchen

and then you can ask for help if you need something.

Now, how about this last picture?

Oh, those things look strange.

Norris should stay away from them.

They might contain dangerous things...

-BOTH:

-..so no touchy-touchy.

-Good work, Safety Rangers.

-THEY CHUCKLE

Now, I have a little safety-time rhyme

that will help you remember what to do.

-Oh!

-Here we are.

SHE RECITES FROM FLIPCHART:

Oh. Nasty liquids can live in strange bottles and sprays...

..so don't ever touch them. Just stay well away.

THEY CHUCKLE

They make me so proud!

JAZZY GAME SHOW THEME

Yes, it's time to pick an alpaca!

Which one will it be?

Nuzzle - the fluffiest alpaca in town? Or will it be

Scratch - the scruffiest alpaca in the world?

Let's find out!

-Pick me!

-Pick me!

-Pick me!

-Pick me!

-Me! Me!

-Me.

-Please!

-Pick me.

-Me! Me! DING!

Oh, I'm going in! Ha-ha!

Nuzzle, you have been picked for today's Safety Mission in...

the kitchen! You must find all three hazards.

Hazards? Are they all furry and horrible with big teeth and...

-and three ears...?

-HE GIBBERS

And find the golden sponge fingers.

Sponge fingers?

Did you say "sponge fingers"?

Heh-heh, I'll do it! Ha-ha!

I thought he might.

-Do you understand the mission?

-Yes, Miss Loganberry,

I must eat all the sponge fingers. Hmm.

Well, almost. And, Scratch...

-Yes.

-..your job is to guide Nuzzle safely through his mission.

And help him eat all the sponge fingers.

You can count on me, Miss Mulberry, Sir.

You'd better save one for me.

-THEY CHUCKLE

-Good luck, Nuzzle.

-We're right behind you.

-OK, I'm off.

-Ha-ha!

-Bye.

-Bye. See you.

-Be safe.

BEEPING AND SQUEAKING FROM RADIO

'Scratch, the kitchen's beeping at me.'

Oh, sorry, Nuzz. Heh-heh-heh.

'Scratch! Oh, eh, ooh.

'Over there!'

On the table! Behold the golden sponge fingers!

Sponge fingers! They're just like I dreamed - so spongy

and golden and scrummy!

'Oh! If I'm going to eat all those fingers

'I'll need a big drinky first.'

Now, where's the lemonade?

Lemonade?

Lemonade?

Hmm? Aha!

Mmm? Um, lemonade?

-Nuzzle, what are you doing?

-'Well, I'm thirsty.'

I can't find any lemonade so I'll look in these STRANGE bottles.

HAZARD!

Remember Miss Mulberry's rhyme about bottle and sprays!

'Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah.'

That might help. Let's sing it together. And you can join in too.

-Mm-hm.

-'Yeah, yeah.'

-BOTH:

-Nasty liquids can live in strange bottles and sprays

-so don't ever touch them. Just stay well away.

-Yeah. Yeah.

Huh! Oh, thanks, Scratch, they are dangerous

so I should stay well away. Bye.

Miss Mulberry will make you a drink when you collect

-'the, um... The, er...'

-Golden sponge fingers! Whoo-hoo!

Oh, golden sponge...

'Clumsy hoovies. Er...'

Oh, what are these?

'They look like sweeties.

'One of them would be good on my sponge finger for later.'

Hold it, Safety Ranger Nuzzle. Step away from the bag. No touchy-touchy!

But they're sweeties, Scratch. They fell out of this bottle.

Sweeties don't come in bottles, Nuzz. They must be PILLS!

'I mustn't eat pills.

'They will make me ILL!'

I'll ask Miss Mulberry to tidy them up.

'I'll keep well away from them.'

Hmm. No touchy-touchy.

Wheu-oo-eurgh!

CLUNG!

CRASH! RUMBLE!

Nuzz, are you OK?

Did you find a hazard?

I found some stinky socks. Are they a hazard?

'Not when they look that good, Nuzz!'

-Heh-heh.

-'Thanks.'

Oh, what are these things?

Hmm, they don't look like yummy sponge fingers.

-SNIFF!

-And they smell soapy.

-'Soapy?'

Hazard! They're washing tablets. Don't eat them, you'll feel poorly.

Herding away from the washing tablets. Herding, herding!

'Well done,'

-Nuzz. Now, can you see, um, the, er...

-'Golden'

spongy fingers, come to Nuzzle! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Wa-ha-ha!

Great! All you have to do is bring them back to the Safety Pen. Nuzz,

bring them back so we can share them. Nuzz? Oh!

Gosh. Sheesh!

Heh-heh-heh-heh.

Congratulations, Safety Rangers, you spotted the hazards and stayed safe!

Here's a couple of safety rosettes

for being kitchen conquerors!

Oh, I love my rosette. It's SO beautiful!

Oh, no, Scratcher. I brought something back from the kitchen

especially for YOU!

Yum-diddly-umptious! I love those sponge fingers!

Uh... Uh...no, no, it's not a sponge finger.

They mysteriously got, um, eaten.

-Wow, that is mysterious, Nuzz.

-So is this.

I've brought you back, mm-hm-hm, a stinky sock!

Yay! I love stinky socks almost as much as I love sponge fingers.

Let me sniff it.

SNIFF!

Oh-wooh! THUD!

That's my missing sock!

-I've been looking everywhere for it!

-CRASH!

Isn't it funny how things just disappear?

Boys?

Boys?

-BOTH:

-# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe You have to be safe

# When you're about You have to be safe

# You have to be safe You have to be safe

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe You have to be safe

# I'm finding out You have to be safe

# You have to be safe You have to be safe. #

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