Here's Looking at Chew Hoof and Safety with Nuzzle and Scratch

Across the country,

thousands of hopeful safety rangers are queuing up

to be chosen for CBeebies' very own safety hoof camp.

But with only two places, we have to choose the best.

Who will they be?

Nuzzle and Scratch?

BOTH: Safety is fun!

# Here we are, Nuzzle and Scratch

# Best by far, Nuzzle and Scratch

# Oh we're alpaca safety rangers

# Investigating dangers

# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

# Nuzzle and Scratch. #

BOTH: Shhh, shh! Miss Mulberry!

Oh,

now where are my favourite safety rangers?

BOTH: Happy birthday, Miss Mulberry!

Oh!

-Happy birthday!

-Thank you, boys, that's very sweet of you.

But we haven't really got time for a party just now, because...

Because you have to give us some rosettes from your bag?

No, because it's time for today's safety mission.

You can have one of these rosettes

once you've completed today's mission.

And today we're going to be learning about

-how to be careful with our mouths.

-Huh?

So keep your eyes peeled for some hazards in today's safety hoovie.

-Come on...

-Tell you what, I'm going to the pictures!

No! Quick as you can,

settle down, boys, so we can catch the hoovie.

-Hold on...

-Do you have popcorn, Nuzz?

-What?

-Popcorn.

-Yeah, I love a bit of popcorn.

-Are we ready?

-Yeah.

Ready.

Hey, cool safety rangers.

Lunch time!

Mouths are marvellous.

Mouths

should only munch on small amounts of food at a time

to make sure all the yummy things can travel to your tummy safely.

BOTH: Yum! He-he!

And if something is too big...

..ask a grown-up to help you cut it up.

There are also lots of small things

mouths aren't meant to munch on...

..like pen tops.

Because they could stick in your throat

and make you feel very poorly.

And tiny toys.

Never put them near your mouth.

Make sure they are tidied away

from mini safety rangers who might swallow them.

Let's see that again.

Mouths

should only munch on small amounts of food at a time.

And if something is too big,

ask a grown-up to help you cut it up.

There are also lots of small things

mouths aren't meant to munch on,

like pen tops

because they could stick in your throat

and make you feel very poorly.

And tiny toys.

Make sure they are tidied away from mini safety rangers

who might swallow them.

So remember, safety rangers,

be good to your mouth and it will smile back.

BOTH: Bye-bye, hoovie!

They were the hazards for today, boys.

Which means it's time for...

a safety test!

-ALARM RINGS Oh no, a test!

-Ahh, a test! Scary!

But I test you every time!

You do?

And, boy, do you love it!

# We love doing tests, yeah

# And wearing furry vests, yeah

BOTH: # Na-na-na-na, hey

# Na-na-na-na, hoo... #

SHE SIGHS

So, boys, get ready to play

Name That Hazard.

Hoovies on your buzzers.

And you can help -

make a bzzzz noise if you think you spot a hazard.

So here we are in the safety ranger lunch station.

-Uhhh!

-Food! Wuvely food!

Come to me, you tasty treat, you.

Yes, it all does look yummy.

But can you spot any hazards?

BUZZER SOUNDS That sausage.

Well done, Nuzzle! But why is that a hazard?

Oh, erm...

BUZZER SOUNDS Cos it's too tasty?

No!

BUZZER SOUNDS

Cos it's too big to chew?

Well done, Scratch!

So what should we do with the sausage?

BUZZER SOUNDS Oh, er...

Ask a grown-up to cut it up.

-BUZZER SOUNDS

-Oh, um,

and take small mouthfuls.

BUZZER SOUNDS And chew carefully

before we swallow.

My, what clever boys you are today.

Is there any chance that you could put those tongues away?

-Buzz in when you spot another hazard.

-OK.

BUZZER SOUNDS

Hazard! The pen top is a hazard.

That's right, but do you know why?

Um, because it's orange?

No!

BUZZER SOUNDS

I know!

You shouldn't put pen tops in your mouth

cos you might swallow them by mistake.

That's right, Nuzzle!

Groovy!

Oh yeah, groovy, oh...

Oh, I've lost it, I'm sorry.

One more hazard to go, safety rangers.

BOTH BUZZERS SOUND

I know!

I know!

I buzzed first.

-No, me!

-I buzz... No, me!

Go on, then, boys.

The tiny toys are a hazard.

They should be kept away from little alpacas

and children who might swallow them.

Correct, safety rangers!

Give yourselves an alpaca pat on the back.

THEY GIGGLE

ALARM RINGS

It's time for hoof camp!

Hoof camp.

So, safety rangers,

here are our high-tech demonstration models.

-They're top of the range, brand new...

-Socks!

-No!

-Oh.

These are the sockettes.

-Ahh.

-I mean, two alpacas and a pair of sock puppets!

What could possibly go wrong?

Now, look, safety rangers.

The sockettes are wanting a snack.

Scratch?

Yes, hello.

Do you think that I could be a sockette?

Yeah, you got just the muzzle for it, sock face!

-THEY LAUGH

-Sock face!

Would you like a hotdog, sockettes?

-SILLY VOICE:

-Ooh, yes, please, Miss Mulberry!

They look yummy!

I like mine with ketchup.

And I like to chew mine in one gulp!

-Oooooh!

-Miss Mulberry,

why is that sockette not chewing his food?

Yeah, chew, sockette, chew!

I think he's bitten off more than he can chew!

The hotdog has got stuck in his throat

and has made him very poorly.

He's a sad sockette.

THEY BOTH SIGH

Now the other sockette is hungry.

-Me too, he-he!

-Ha!

-SILLY VOICE:

-Miss Mulberry, this hotdog looks too big for my mouth.

Will you cut it up for me?

Certainly I will.

-SILLY VOICE:

-Thank you!

You're very welcome.

Here we are.

We have to be careful with the knife.

-That's it.

-Oh no,

Oh, no, I can't watch!

Oh, no, no don't worry, Nuzzle.

Ooh!

You see, this sockette only has a small piece in his mouth.

Yeah.

So what do you think he should do next?

-Uhh...

-Oh, er,

BOTH: Chew-chew!

That's right,

like a safety train!

Chew-chew!

ALL: Chew-chew!

By chewing the food,

it's nice and small so he can swallow.

He's a happy sockette.

-SILLY VOICE:

-Yes, I am!

Now, let's put this one back on.

Oh, that's how she makes them work.

There he is. Now,

the sockettes want to eat other foods.

GULP!

Sad sockette.

-SILLY VOICE:

-This food is too big.

Happy sockette.

-SILLY VOICE:

-Nice and small and...

Remember?

-Er...

-Um...

Well, the sockettes have a safety rhyme that might help you.

Here we are, come on, boys.

That's it. They're very good at turning this over!

-Yeah.

-Yes.

OK.

"Sausages, veggies and other munchies too

"before you can swallow,

"remember to chew, chew, chew!"

THEY ALL LAUGH

I think they might need back-up, boys. Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-Yeah-yeah!

And you can help too.

-ALL:

-"Sausages, veggies and other munchies too,

"before you can swallow,

"remember to chew, chew, chew!"

NUZZLE LAUGHS

Oh, oh, my dream has come true!

I have performed with the sockettes!

I think we should start again from scra...

Scratch?

It's fine by me.

I'm a sockette!

Look, the sockettes are doing some colouring in.

-SILLY VOICE:

-I love colouring in, Miss Raspberry.

Actually, it's Miss Mulberry.

THEY LAUGH

Oh-oh, n-n-n-no! That sockette is putting a pen lid in his mouth.

Oh, you mean he CAN'T chew chew?

That's right, safety rangers.

It's very dangerous,

as small things like pen lids

can get stuck in your mouth.

He's a poorly, sad sockette.

Yes, he is.

Oh, well, I want to be a happy sockette.

Well, be careful what you put in your mouth.

-SILLY VOICE:

-And when you're eating food,

don't forget to...

ALL: Chew-chew!

THEY ALL LAUGH

Yes, it's time to pick an alpaca!

Which one will it be?

Will it be Nuzzle, the fluffiest alpaca in town?

Or will it be Scratch, the scruffiest alpaca in the world?

Let's find out!

BOTH: Pick me! Pick me!

I'm going in!

Nuzzle,

you have been chosen to go on today's safety mission.

-Some safety rangers are hosting a birthday party.

-Yeah.

Your mission is to join in the party

and look out for some hazards.

Oh, and bring me back a treat!

A treat. Em...

But...but Scratch is so much safer than I am!

Oh, please don't make me go, Miss Gooseberry!

I've got allergies!

But you're very good at parties!

Ah! Ah-ha! Well, this is true.

I love parties.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

And Scratch will be your chief navigator.

That's right, Nuzz,

I will be your chief alligator!

THEY LAUGH

Nuzzle, do you read me?

Do you read me?

Oh, oh, Scratch!

Scratch, I think my tail's talking to me again!

No, Nuzz! It's me, your alligator, now start moving.

OK? Over.

Over.

OK.

Ooh, it's a party!

And it looks like I'm in time for some tasty treats! Ooh!

Very nice finger buffet!

HE LAUGHS

Hazard!

Careful there, alpaca buddy.

ECHOES: Step away from the sausage!

Scratch, we have a sausage situation developing here.

A sausage situation?

Maybe the safety time rhyme will help.

Let's do it together.

And you can join in too.

BOTH: Sausages and veggies

and other munchies too,

before you swallow,

remember to chew. Chew-chew!

Yeah, I remember.

Sausages are yummy,

but too big for little mouths to eat.

Nuzzle, ask a grown-up to help you cut it up -

of course!

Mr Grown-up,

could you help us please?

Oh...

Lovely little bits of sausage

for you. Ha-ha!

But don't forget to...

ECHOES: Chew-chew!

Well done, Nuzzle, you're saving the party one sausage at a time.

Now herd left to the next hazard.

Carry on with the PAAAAARTY!

I'm off to herd.

Herdy, herdy, herdy!

SCRATCH LAUGHS

He's doing very well.

Hello, drawerer!

Looks like you might need some, er...

some, er, handsome alpaca to pose for you.

Do you know any?

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Er, well...

-Oh, how would you like me? Like this?

-No.

-Like this?

-No.

-How about this?

-Yeah.

SCRATCH GIGGLES

Er, Scratch...

-What?

-I think the drawerer is about to put the pen lid in their mouth.

SCRATCH GASPS

I think that's a...HAZARD!

ECHOES: Put the pen lid down, safety ranger.

They aren't meant for mouths -

they can get stuck and make you feel poorly. Um...

why don't you chomp on this sponge finger instead?

Oh, and don't forget to...

BOTH: Chew-chew!

Herdy, herdy, herdy!

Oh.

Oh, look who it is -

baby Norris.

See, Scratch? I told you this party was for babies.

What's he doing?

Oh, well he's, er,

playing with little toys.

Hazard!

Oh, yeah!

Baby Norris might put the little toys in his mouth.

Naughty, Norris. No, no no.

Hmm. Yeah, they're so small, he could swallow them.

I'll tidy them away where his little hoovies can't find them.

Sorry, little Norris.

Hah! Right.

Off I go!

HE GIGGLES

I declare this PAAAAARTY safe! Ha-ha-ha!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah! Wave your hooves in the air like you just don't care!

-SCRATCH LAUGHS

-Look at that.

THEY ALL GIGGLE AND LAUGH

Partaaaay!

Thank you, safety rangers, for spotting all the hazards

and making their party safe.

It's the best birthday present I could have!

And now it's time for our own party.

But first,

here are some extra special bite-sized rosettes

for you to munch on.

And remember to...

ALL: Chew-chew!

-THEY LAUGH

-Chew-chew!

Now I would, er,

like to take this opportunity to, er,

thank my toothbrush,

ha-ha! My, er, best pair of pyjamas,

and the best alligator, er...

Scratch!

Thank you, thank you.

Miss Birthday-berry, we have a special treat for you as well.

Oh, look at that!

# A wibble to the left and a wibble to the right

# My wobble, this jelly's had a terrible fright

# Oh yeah! # Whoa!

THEY LAUGH

Surprise!

Boys, it's delicious!

THEY LAUGH

Oh, Nuzz, Nuzz,

groovy hoovie, here we go!

I've got my speech in my hand.

We can't groovy hoovie with...

I'm ready! Ha-ha-ha!

Oh, ho-ho-ho!

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe when you're about

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe I'm finding out

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe

# You have to be safe. #

Nuzzle and Scratch!

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