In the Car Hoof and Safety with Nuzzle and Scratch

Across the UK, thousands of hopefuls

are queuing up to be chosen for CBeebies' very own safety Hoof camp.

But with only two places, we have to choose the best.

Who will they be?

Nuzzle and Scratch?

BOTH: Safety is fun!

# Here we are, Nuzzle and Scratch

# Best by far, Nuzzle and Scratch

# Oh, we're alpaca safety rangers

# Investigating dangers

# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

# Nuzzle and Scratch. #

Woo, woo, woo, woo! I'm the policeman.

I am pulling your car over. You are a very...

Oh, oh, oh... Miss Raspberry's back.

Let's surprise her with a big alpaca hello, you know what I mean? Sshh!

MISS MULBERRY WHISTLES

BOTH: Hello!

Ohh!

Er, Miss Ras-a-berries, what on earth are you doing down there?

Yeah, come on, let us help you with those cars, Miss Boysenberry.

Oh, Scratch! Safety rosettes. Oh, are they for us?

Oh, come on, Miss Gooseberry, please.

It's Miss Mulberry,

and these rosettes are for the two brave safety rangers

who spot all three hazards in today's top secret safety mission.

Oh, that's not fair.

-Those safety rangers have all the fun.

-No, I think she means us, Nuzz.

-Me and you.

-I certainly do, boys.

And today's safety mission is a trip...

..in the car.

-Wow.

-A car. Oh, wow, a car!

You looking for...

But the windscreen wipers might try and wipe me away!

What are you talking about?

To help us find out what hazards to look out for when we're in the car,

let's put up our hooves and relax with today's safety hoovie.

Come on, boys, that's it.

Coming. I love the safety hoovie.

-Yeah, me too.

-Come on, that's it.

Hey, cool safety rangers.

When safety rangers need to get somewhere far away,

cars are the tops!

-Brum-brum, ha-ha.

-Yeah.

Everyone who rides in the car needs to buckle up.

We need to strap into our car seats so we don't fall out of them,

and we don't bounce around when the car is moving.

DAD: And the buckle...

And even Mummy and Daddy need to make sure

their seatbelts are buckled.

Keep your handies and hoovies away from the doors of the car.

If a door opens by mistake while the car's moving,

it could be dangerous.

Oh, no!

Don't worry, Nuzzle. The doors can't open by themselves.

Just keep your hoovies away from the handles,

and everything will be fine.

Cars can take us to...

Granny and Grandpa's.

-Oh, well, that's not my granny.

-Don't worry, Nuzzle, it's just a hoovie.

Cars could take us to the countryside...

..and they can take us to the playground.

You must get out of the car on the safest side.

This is the side to stay away from the road and the passing cars.

DAD: Shall we go on the swings?

All aboard! Sit down.

Hold on!

Ha-ha-ha, ha.

Well, my little safety rangers,

those were the hazards to look out for when we're riding in the car.

Ah, no problem! I can remember every single one.

I can remember even more than that, Mrs Strawberry.

Well, that's wonderful, because it's time to take a test.

-Ah. Now, did you say...

-A test?

Urgh. There's only one thing to do.

Panic! Oh, no!

A test, I can't bear it!

-What am I to do?

-Wait!

Scratch, there is one other thing we could do.

Panic some more.

Oh, no, a test I can't do...

Boys, boys. You take a test after every safety hoovie.

It's your favourite part of the show.

Oh. It is?

Yes. You told me only last week.

BOTH: By now you must have guessed,

we really love a test. Cos we're better than the rest.

And I wear a knitted vest.

I don't actually wear one, it's a joke. Ha-ha-ha!

Now, boys, you know what you have to do.

Buzz in when you spot a hazard.

OK. Buzz! Buzz, buzz...

-No, use the buzzers on your desks, boys.

-Oh.

-Oh, yeah.

And you can make a noise, too, when you think you spot a hazard.

Are you faster than an alpaca?

Let's find out, when we play Name That Hazard!

So, here we are in the car, boys.

Now, can you spot the first hazard?

BUZZ

Yeah, I see the first wizard.

It's a hazard, Nuzzle, not a wizard. But what do you see?

-Er, er...

-Oh, oh.

BUZZ

We've got to buckle our buckles.

Oh, yeah, so we're strapped in safe and tight.

In our safety ranger safety thrones.

That's right, boys. Great work.

BOTH: Groovy hoovies!

OK, go now.

No, you missed. You missed again.

Now, can we spot the next hazard?

Oh!

BUZZ

Er, I see it, Miss Cloudyberry.

I see the hazard, it's the... It's the car openy flappy, the thingy.

-The door, Scratch, that's right. But why is it a hazard?

-Oh!

BUZZ

It's our hoovies, isn't it?

When the car is going,

we must keep them away from the doors so they stay closed.

A-ha! And keep us inside!

Well done, Nuzzle, that's right.

You should always keep your hoovies and handies

well away from the car door.

Just one more hazard to spot, boys.

Now, is there something that you can remember

about when the car has stopped?

-Er...

-No, nothing.

-No.

Really?

Something you should remember about all the fast cars going past?

Oh...

-Maybe something about which side you should get out on?

-Oh!

BUZZ

I know. We must be careful to get out of the car on the safe side.

The pavement side is safe, the side with the road on it is unsafe.

Oh, yeah, cos it's full of whizzy cars

that can hurt very little rangers.

That's right, Nuzzle.

Yeah! Groovy hoovies!

OK, go now. No, a miss.

-OK, and again.

-Oh...

You've got the perfect score, boys. You spotted all three hazards.

Did you spot them too?

ALARM

Ooh, it's the alarm, boys. You know what that means.

Oh, is it stroking Scratch time? You know you want to, he-he-he!

No, Scratch, that alarm means it's time for hoof camp.

Hit it, boys! Give me 20, we have no time to lose.

-20 what?

-20 what? What does she want, 20 sit-ups, push-ups, what is it?

Hoof camp!

WHISTLES

OK, boys, time to start training for today's safety mission.

If you'd like to join me at the safety rangers vehicular simulator,

then we can begin.

Erm, do you mean this table, Miss Muesli?

Well...yes, I suppose in many ways you could call it a table.

Anyway, let's go through, once more,

some of the hazards for today's safety mission.

To help us, please welcome junior safety ranger Norris.

He-he! Hello, Norris!

Everybody ready?

Yeah.

Then I'll begin.

OK, Scratch, this one's for you.

Is Norris ready to go?

Or is there something that he needs to do before the car starts?

Er... Oh, I seem to remember something,

er...was it... Ah! Ah, yes, Miss Mulberry, that is it!

He must buckle...

Whoah, Norris!

Ah, eh... Don't worry, Scratch, ha-ha-ha!

-He's fine, thanks to the official mini safety ranger cushion.

-Yeah.

-Too bad it's too small for big alpacas like us.

-Yeah.

I think we should start again from scraa...

..ozzle. Yes, that's it. Let's start again, from Scrozzle.

Scrozzle? Who's Scrozzle? Is he here?

Now...

..remember the seatbelt.

We need to make sure that Norris is buckled up tight this time.

Right. Let's see if we can get him back in the car.

-That's it.

-There he goes, Miss Elderberry.

There we are, Norris. Let's put this across here,

and make sure that he's buckled up tight. There we are.

Oh, here we go. One mini alpaca coming through!

Hey! Wow, he's the most adorable thing!

-Beep, beep, we love you, Norris.

-Ah, little Norris!

OK, let's move on to the next hazard.

Now, it just so happens that I've got a safety time rhyme

-to help you remember this one.

-Oh.

BOTH: Small handies Hoovies and paws

Should never touch handles On the car doors.

By George, I think they've got it.

Right, then, boys. All set up.

Now, which side of the car do you think Norris should get out of?

Er, this one here.

Hmm. Are you sure, Nuzzle?

Erm, er...yes.

What do you think, safety rangers?

Do you think Nuzzle has chosen the right side? Let's see, shall we?

Safety ranger Scratch, release the lorry!

Releasing the lorry!

Oh, oh... Oh, Norris!

I'm so sorry.

Erm, Miss Razzleberry, he should be on the side away from the cars,

so that they don't bump into him.

That's right, Nuzzle.

We should always get out on the pavement side,

away from the busy street.

Well done, safety rangers.

I think there's only one thing left to do now.

Yes, it's time to pick an alpaca. Which one will it be?

Will it be Nuzzle, the fluffiest alpaca in town,

or will it be Scratch, the scruffiest alpaca in the world?

Let's find out.

-Oh, pick me!

-Oh, pick me!

-Pick me!

-Pick me!

BOTH: We're going in!

Today's top secret safety mission is so important,

-we're going to need you both.

-Oh, hooray!

It's time to head out to the car, boys.

Oh, and by the way,

we're going to be taking this cream cake with us.

I absolutely love cream cake!

So, let the safety mission begin.

I mean, a car trip with two alpacas

and an absolutely enormous cream cake.

What could possibly go wrong?

Everybody in?

Drive on, please, Miss Mulberry. There's no time to waste.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Erm, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Aren't you forgetting something, boys?

-Like a little something called a hazard?

-Oh, yeah.

We'll have to spot the first hazard before we can leave, Nuzzle, over.

Yeah, we'll have to try...

Er, Scratch, my walkie-talkie isn't working.

Oh, you just need to press the little switchie with your hoovie.

Oh! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Do you remember, safety rangers?

Oh, buckles, Nuzzle, it's buckles.

-Over.

-Over.

Ha-ha-ha! Oh yeah, of course, we have to buckle up our safety phones.

Great work, boys.

Now, before we set off, there's another hazard to remember.

No problem, Miss Boysenberry. I remember it perfectly.

It was the... The... The thing about the...

-Hmm, yeah.

-Er, the donkey... What was it again?

I think it was a rhyme, Scratch, over.

Oh, yeah, very probably, over.

Oh, yeah, I think it was, erm...

..Small handies Hooves and paws

-Wow, I wonder what this does?

-No, no, no, no.

Should never touch handles On the car doors.

Oh, yes! Naughty handies!

That we did very good, very good.

Oh, yeah. Top-flight safety rangers always keep their hooves and handies

from car doors when the car is moving. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Excellent.

Off we go!

Yeah, here we go.

-Vroom, vroomy!

-Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Er, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Vroom! Beep-beep! Look out, hazard.

Ha-ha-ha!

Right, boys.

Here we are.

Just one more hazard, and you'll be ready to finish your safety mission.

Scratch, what was the last hazard, over?

Oh, oh, I'll just step out the car and have a think about that, over.

-OK.

-Here we go.

Oh! Bing-a-bang-a-bong-oh!

It's about getting out of the car, Nuzzle.

We should both get out on the side away from the road, over.

Oh, well, that's brilliant, Scratch. Let's go, over.

OK, over.

OK, boys.

I don't suppose there's the teeniest, weeniest chance

that that great, big, yummy, scrummy cake survived the trip, is there?

Yeah, safety rangers to the rescue!

-Er, I'll get it.

-No, no, no, no, I'll get it.

No, I'll get it.

Urrr, urrr.. Waa! Uhh!

Oh, no. Oh. That's... That's wrong.

I got it.

-She got it.

-Creamy face. He-he-he!

Whee!

-Oh, oh.

-Whoah!

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-He-he-he-he!

Here's your rosettes, boys.

-You've certainly earned them.

-Oh, thank you.

Oh, it's a beautiful rosette! I'm the luckiest alpaca in the world!

Er, no. I'm the luckiest alpaca in the world.

-No, I am.

-No, I am.

-I am!

-I am!

-Calm down, boys.

Let's just say you're both as lucky as each other.

The most important thing is that you both know how to stay safe and sound

when riding in the car. And so do you.

Yeah. Beep-beep, vroom...

Whoah! Ooh, ow!

It's OK, spongy floor in the play park,

spongy floor, no problem. He-he-he-he!

# You have to be safe You have to be safe

# You have to be safe when you're about

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# You have to be safe I'm finding out

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# You have to be safe

# Nuzzle and Scratch. #