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Welcome to Hotel Trubble. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Meet Sally, our receptionist. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
People! Trying to have a conversation here. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
And this is Lenny. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
He's a man of many talents. This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's fiancee. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:16 | |
And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
-Lenny, how can one man make so much mess? -I did a course. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:02 | |
Every year you do this. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Yeah, well, it's a family tradition to do the new football sticker album. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
We've been doing it every year. My dad has been doing it since the '70s. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:13 | |
Oh, hello. Only one more sticker to go here, Lenny, lad. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:21 | |
Oh, look at, that eh? Champion. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Get in there. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
# Do the hustle! # | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
He taught me everything I know. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
# Do the hustle! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
# Do the hustle! # | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
I've got every football album going back to the 1960s. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Did they even have football back then? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Oh, yeah, but it was in black and white then. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Look, I've nearly finished this year's album. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
I wonder why they call them stickers? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Lenny, just because your dad was an idiot, | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-doesn't mean you have to be one, too. -I think you'll find it does. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
Oh, Lenny, no more. I've spent all day cleaning up sticker backs. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:13 | |
Oh, Jamie, while you're here, the hotel's run out of toilet paper. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Well, take some money from the safe. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
I think the guests would prefer to use toilet paper. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
No, no, I meant take some money from the safe and go and buy some. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Ah. This calls for an expert safe cracker. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE THEME PLAYS | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Um, it's already open. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
I owe you lots of money, signed Lenny. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
That's not how you spell Lenny, Lenny. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-What have you done? -I need to find the golden cup sticker. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
It's the last one in the book and I can't find in anywhere. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I bought every packet that newsagents had. They're 99p each, you know. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
So you've spent all of Hotel Trubble's money on stickers. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
-No. Not all of it. -Oh, thank goodness. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
-I got a penny change. -This is a disaster! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Hotel Trubble is broke. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
No money means no hotel, and no hotel means no job. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
What are we going to do? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
We could always rob a bank. I've got a few contacts. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Nobody is robbing anything. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
We'll be fine as long as we don't get any bills for a couple of days. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Morning. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
-# Oh, yes, wait a minute, Mr Postman. -Wait! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
-# Wai-ai-ai-ait, Mr Postman. -Wait, Mr Postman... # | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
We're doomed. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Is he on yet? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
How should I know? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Oh, I love David Dickiedoodle. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Sell My Tat is my mid-morning treat. That and plucking my nose hair. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:04 | |
Ergh! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
I don't know why you get so excited. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
It's just a boring old antiques show. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Not just a boring old antiques show. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
It's a boring antiques show starring David Dickiedoodle, | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
the hunkiest man on telly. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Hunky. Old walnut face. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
I've seen hunkier hamsters. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-IN ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VOICE: -For my next movie | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
-I'll be playing one of the great composers. -Which one - Mozart? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
No, I'll be Bach. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Well, if that's what you think, | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
maybe I can enjoy Sell My Tat on my own while you go back to work. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
I think the beans need demoulding. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Oh, you mean THAT David Dickiedoodle? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
I love his hunky...eyebrows. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:59 | |
More tea, Dolly? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
-How do I look? -Argh! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Oh, I mean, you look very... striking. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:14 | |
I don't know why we have to use this rubbish old teapot, it's useless. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
Because that was the fist thing that Mr Trubble ever gave me. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
That is worth a fortune, he says. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Well, after him calling me a bossy boots last night | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
I don't know why I hang on to it. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
-I mean, I'm not a bossy boots, am I? -Bu... | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Of course I'm not. Just hurry up and pour me that tea. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
Be quiet, it's starting. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
I have to look my best for David... | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
You do realise he can't see you? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Although he can probably smell you. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Hush. Here he comes. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
Hello. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Now this, Marjorie, is a vase. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:04 | |
Something you would use to display flowers. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
It's not difficult. You fill it with water from a tap | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
and it helps to keep the flowers alive. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Now, I would say this is, what, three or four years' old, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
that you bought it in a petrol station | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
and it's not worth more than a bag of peanuts. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
SMASH! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
All in all, I think we can call that a smashing buy. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
What a hunk. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
He is clever, handsome and rich. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
-Did you say rich? -Oh, yes. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
He makes loads of money from buying and selling antiques. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
Oh, really? Well maybe he's not such a wally after all. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:52 | |
I wonder if he needs an assistant. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Sally, can I have a word? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Yes, sure. Here's one - scram! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
No, listen, listen. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Lenny has spent all of Hotel Trubble's money on football stickers | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
and now the hotel's skint. We have to do something. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
Will you two be quiet, I can't hear David. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
'That's all for today but tune in tomorrow when I'll be in Chesterham. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
'So if you have any odds and sods which you think | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
'might be worth a bob or two, | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
'why not bring them along and sell your tat.' | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Chesterham is just down the road. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
There's loads of old tat in Hotel Trubble. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Some of it's got to be worth something. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
If we can get David Dickiedoodle in here, maybe he can buy something. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:44 | |
That's such a good idea. With David Dickiedoodle in the hotel | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
I'll be in the perfect place to convince him | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
to take me on as his new assistant. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
What? You hate antiques. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
How dare you? I love them. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
They're all old and dirty and... | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Well they're going to get me on the TV and I'll be filthy rich. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
But how are we going to get David Dickiedoodle into Hotel Trubble? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
OK, I'll tell him that Hotel Trubble is full of priceless antiques and he | 0:08:12 | 0:08:18 | |
can have first dibs on anything he wants to buy. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
There's got to be something in this hotel that's worth a packet. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
And I'll be on the telly in no time. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
I've just got to create the right impression | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
for when David Dickiedoodle gets here. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
David Dickiedoodle in this hotel! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
What a great idea. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
I'll show Mr Trubble. When he hears I'm having tea with David | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
he'll be so jealous he won't care how bossy I am. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
I'd better go and make myself irresistible. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Oh, take your time - you'll need it - and I'll start hunting. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:57 | |
Oh, the stickers! A little help here, please, Sally. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Sure. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
Ow. What was that? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
That's not helping. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Welcome to Hotel Trubble. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Oh, this is oak. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
It's 1950s, it's covered in paint and it's worth about 50p. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
And I tell you one thing, if you were to sell this at auction, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
you wouldn't be opening the door to riches. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
-Who is he talking to? -I don't know. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
But it's taken us 20 minutes to get from the car. It's really weird. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
Now this is a carpet. It's a fine example. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
It is a pre-1984 era, machine manufactured in cotton and polyester. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
And if I told you what it was worth, | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
it would really pull the rug out from under you. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
Oh, he's here, he's here. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Oh, he's... | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Oh, that's a poor example of a mid-20th century older lady. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
A bit rough round the edges, | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
showing signs of wear and tear, probably best left on the shelf. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:12 | |
It is wonderful to have you here, Mr Dickiedoodle. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
Perhaps you would join me for tea later. Just the two of us. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:23 | |
I'm only here for the antiques and you don't count. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
You little tease. Until later. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:33 | |
So, where are these hundreds of antiques you promised? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
You'd better not be lying to me. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Mr Dickiedoodle, is there any chance you can lend us a quid? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
Not now, Lenny. Of course I haven't been lying to you, David. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
We've got so many antiques here at Hotel Trubble, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
it'll take you ages to see them all. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
I tell you what, why don't you stay the night for free | 0:10:51 | 0:10:56 | |
and I'll bring the best of Hotel Trubble's tat... | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
tat-ally brilliant antiques collection straight to your door. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:07 | |
A free night's stay? You're on. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
I can never resist a bargain. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Sally. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Good afternoon, Mr Dickiedoodle. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
May I say you are looking incredibly hunky today. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Please, call me David. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
What's wrong with Sally? Has she become a librarian? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
Shut up, Lenny. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
As I was saying, I absolutely love antiques | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
and I'd do anything to be on your show Mr Dicki... David. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Really? Well, let's give you a little test. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Starting now. What is the Mona Lisa? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
-It's a pizza shop up the high street. -What is a gramophone? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
-Something you use to call your grandma. -Time. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Very good. I mean, you obviously know nothing at all about antiques, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
but you have a very pretty voice, and that's what counts. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
And if you can learn about antiques before I leave, | 0:11:59 | 0:12:04 | |
I could be persuaded to take you on. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
In the meantime, you can start by memorising this. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:13 | |
It's a book written by me, full of facts which will help you learn. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:19 | |
1,001 Things. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Available from all good bookshops now. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
-It looks rubbish. -Shut up, Lenny. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
So, could someone show me to my room? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Yes, Lenny, come on. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Right this way. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Right. Now Dave's checked in, I've go the all afternoon | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
to find some valuable old tat, | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
sell it to him and make enough money to save Hotel Trubble. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Well, let me see, Mrs Gullible. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
This is a teddy bear, it's stuffed and covered in fur. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
It's worth about £2.50. That is, if you can bear to part with it. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
If you can bear to... I'm funny. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:49 | |
Ha, ha, ha(!) Well, that's everything. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
I've showed him every single old thing in the hotel, | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
and none of it is worth a penny. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
There must be something else old I can find. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
What about my socks? They're really old. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
I was wondering what that smell was. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
I thought someone had left cheese in a drawer and forgotten about it. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Thanks for reminding me, Sally. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
Isn't there anything else in that book that can help us? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Well, it says the most valuable antiques are usually found | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
in posh, stylish places that have been lovingly looked after. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
Does it say anything about what you might find in a place like this? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
Well, I can look in the index. Shall I look under "mouldy" or "fleapit"? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
Don't be such a tease, Mr Dickiedoodle. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
-Come on, it's time for tea. -Right, that's it. I'm leaving. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
There's obviously nothing valuable in this hotel | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
and that woman is a menace. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
No, Mr Dickiedoodle. I've been saving the best until last. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
The most valuable thing in the hotel is... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-This. -Really? -Yeah. Mr Trubble said it was worth loads. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:59 | |
Oh, right, well, let's see. Oh, my. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
Oh, just as I thought. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
Well, it's very distinctive. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
-What is it? Victorian? -Tudor? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Pound Universe. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
What? That is priceless. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
I think you mean worthless. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
It's a piece of junk, my dear, deluded dunderhead, | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
and if you think this is valuable | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
then you must be completely tea potty. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Mr Trubble said it was worth a fortune. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Not only does he call me a bossy boots, he lied to me as well. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:37 | |
As for you Sally, if that's all you've learned about antiques | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
you can forget about being my assistant. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
We're doomed. The hotel is skint, | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
it's going to close and we'll all be forced to sleep on the streets. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
I'll never get on the telly. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
-I don't believe it. Look what I've found. -Is it a priceless antique? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
-A route to stardom? -Even better than that - a pound in my pocket. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
I'll be able to buy a pack of stickers now. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
I might even be able to finish this year's football sticker album. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:08 | |
My 50-year collection will be complete. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
50 years of football sticker albums, did you say? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Do you think I could come and have a look see? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Well, this certainly shows what you can achieve | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
if you stick to your guns. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Who are you talking to, Mr Dickiedoodle? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Sorry, force of habit. There's usually a camera there. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
So, this is every football album since 1960. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
Yep. All except one last sticker. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
Well, tell me all about them. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Oh, OK. Well, this is the first sticker that my dad ever collected. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:56 | |
He found this stuck to the bottom of his shoe one day in 1960. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
And this, this is the second sticker. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
He found this while he was helping a toad cross the road | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
early one morning, or was it... | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
No, it was definitely a toad. Or was it a frog? I can't remember. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
I swapped with my mate Billy for two stinkbombs, and this | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
is the empty space where the golden cup sticker will go | 0:17:19 | 0:17:24 | |
once I find it, Mr Dickiedoodle. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Mr Dickiedoodle. Hello. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Gosh, is it morning already? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:36 | |
Let's get this straight. Apart from the missing sticker, | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
you have every complete football album since 1960? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
-Yep. -Bingo! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
No, football. Why, do you think they are worth much? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Ah, well, talking of value, what you have to take into account, Lenny, is | 0:17:50 | 0:17:56 | |
that every one of these stickers has been used. Do you look at them much? | 0:17:56 | 0:18:03 | |
-Yeah, every day. -Lenny, Lenny, you shouldn't do that. It wears them out. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
Yes, I can see where your eyes have dented them. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
I don't think you'd expect to get much for that. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
But I tell you what, if you like, I could just take them off your hands. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:18 | |
Oh, no, Mr Dickiedoodle. My sticker albums are not for sale, I'm afraid. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
They're worth more to me than money. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
-Toffees? -Deal. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
Shake. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Close enough. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
Lenny! You'll never guess what? I found your sticker albums | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
in Mr Dickiedoodle's book, and they're worth a fortune. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
Oh, bless, he's speechless. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
-There's no need to thank me. -We can sell them to David Dickiedoodle. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
And he'll make me his new assistant for being so clever. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
I'm already way ahead of you. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
-Me and Mr Dickiedoodle have already made a deal. -Fantastic. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
What did you get for them? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
-Oh, 15, 20. -What, thousand? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
No, toffees. Do you want one? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
That swindling swine. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Wait until I get my hands on him. Where is he? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Oh, he went out the window. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
He went out saying, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
"Mwah-ha-ha-ha! I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm out of here." | 0:19:15 | 0:19:20 | |
What? What about my job? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
Oh, no, he did have a message for you, actually, Sally. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
-Really? -He said, "Tell Sally there's more chance of me laying an egg | 0:19:25 | 0:19:30 | |
"than her ever getting on TV. Mwah-ha!" | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
So you're telling me I've read this boring book | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
from cover to cover for nothing? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Never mind that, he's taken Lenny's sticker books with him. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
We have to get them back. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
-They're Hotel Trubble's only chance. -Stuff that. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
I'm only interested in one thing. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Toffees? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
No, revenge. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-We need to lure him back. -I know, but how? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Ah, not a clue. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
You could always tempt him with a priceless antique. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
We tried that, Mrs P. There's nothing valuable in the whole hotel. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
No one said it had to be a genuine priceless antique. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
You mean trick him with a fake? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Well, let's just say this - I've had some experience in that area. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:31 | |
Now, what you need is something irresistible, | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
something like... | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
Oh, the Golden Emperor's teapot. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
It says it's worth millions. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
But it went missing years ago and nobody knows where it is. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
So it could be here then, couldn't it? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Mrs P! If you think I'm going to say yes to that dastardly, | 0:20:50 | 0:20:55 | |
devious plan, you're absolutely right. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
We take a tatty old teapot, a bit of gold paint, and bish, bash, bosh. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:04 | |
We swap it for the sticker albums and the hotel is saved. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Yeah, and I'll get my revenge on that day-glow, butt-faced buffoon. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:12 | |
Well, if you need a helping hand, | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
remember, Fingers McCafferty taught me everything I know. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:20 | |
All we need is a tatty old teapot to make into our fake. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
And I think we both know where we can find one of those. Aah! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:29 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Ah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Ha-ha, ah-ha-ha! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
-Jamie. -Sorry. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
-Please. -Please. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
Get up, the pair of you. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Of course you can have it. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
It's not like it's worth anything anyway, is it? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Mr Trubble lied to me. And to think I trusted him. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
As for that Dickie do-do, | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
he didn't have the courtesy to have a single cup of tea. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
I've gone right off him. Men! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:15 | |
-Right, Sally. -On it. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Let's get crafty. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
-Jamie. -Yeah, we should... Yeah. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Hello, who is this? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
Hello, Mr Dickiedoodle, this is Sally from Hotel Trubble. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
Didn't you get my message? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:44 | |
I said there's more chance of me laying an egg... | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
Than me ever being on the telly. Mwah-ha-ha... | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Yeah, I know, Mr Dickiedoodle. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
It's just, I've found this teapot. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
I've had it up to here with your teapots. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Yeah, but it's just this one looks a bit like one from your book, | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
the Golden Emperor's teapot or something. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
What? Is it solid gold? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
-Yep. -And is it covered in little silver discs? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
All the silver discs you could ever want. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Sally, this is very important. Is it signed on the bottom? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:18 | |
Well it will be in a minute | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
- I mean, yeah, and it looks sort of Chinese or something. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
The Emperor's Golden teapot! It must be. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
Sally, I'm coming straight back. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Now, don't show that teapot to anyone and take good care of it. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:34 | |
Oh, of course we'll take good care of it. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
What sort of people do you take us for? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
Not a bad likeness if I say so myself. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Hands off that teapot. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
-I call first dibs. -We were hoping to make a deal, Mr Dickiedoodle. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
See, we think this golden teapot might be quite valuable. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:10 | |
Quite valuable. Let me see the bottom. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Of the teapot. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
This is your big chance, David, son. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
It's not bad, I suppose. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
This is our deal. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
You can have this teapot if we can have Lenny's sticker books back. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:34 | |
Is he turning into a werewolf? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
It sounds like he is turning into a werewolf. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
All right, I'll do it. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
The sticker books are yours. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
You idiots! The sticker books may be worth thousands, | 0:24:56 | 0:25:01 | |
but this is the emperor's golden teapot, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
and it's worth millions. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
I tricked you again, just like I trick every dimwit bumble-brain | 0:25:05 | 0:25:10 | |
who lets me anywhere near their antiques. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
Hang on, I've either got the golden touch or this paint is still wet. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:23 | |
Pound Universe? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
You devious little swines! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
All in all, it was a very tricky situation, | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
but I hope you like your teapot. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
He must do. He's boiling already. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
I'll show you what I think of this worthless teapot. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
And as for you, you'll never make it as a TV expert | 0:25:44 | 0:25:49 | |
because you haven't got what it takes. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
What's that? A bright orange face?! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
Brilliant. Now we've got the albums back we can save the hotel. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:01 | |
What do you mean, save the hotel? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
The hotel's broke because I used all the money in the safe | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
to buy some football stickers. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
But don't worry, I can sell my albums. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:13 | |
It is my fault. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
Oh, look at this, guys. I think that teapot is worth something after all. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:21 | |
It's full of cash! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
Well, so that's what Mr Trubble meant | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
when he told you it was worth a fortune. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
This must have been stuffed down the spout all along. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
No wonder it never poured properly. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
I should have known he wouldn't lie to me! Oh, Trubbie! He loves me! | 0:26:34 | 0:26:41 | |
There's enough here to cover all our bills. Hotel Trubble is saved. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:47 | |
-Well, that is unless... -Take it. Take it. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:52 | |
Mr Trubble loved this hotel and I love him. It's the least I can do. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:57 | |
-Oh, thanks, Dolly. -Is there any chance I can borrow a quid? | 0:26:57 | 0:27:03 | |
-I still need to get that final sticker. -Lenny! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
Is this what you're looking for? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
Oh, the last sticker in my book! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Oh, thanks, Mrs Poshington. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Where did you find it? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
I had some gold paint and some silver tinfoil | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
-and a bit of time to kill. -So it's... (a fake.) | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
-That's very thoughtful, Mrs P. -Oh, nothing at all. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
I was just tired of cleaning up all these sticker backs. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
PHONE RINGS Fair enough. Now we won't have to put up with any more stickers. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
Until next year, maybe. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Hello, Hotel Trub... | 0:27:39 | 0:27:40 | |
I can't... | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
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