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Welcome to Hotel Trubble. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Meet Sally, our receptionist... | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
-People, I'm trying to have a conversation here! -And this is Lenny. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
He's a man of many talents. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
This is Dolly, she's Mr Trubble's, ahem, fiancee. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:17 | |
And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Which just leaves me, Jamie - I'm the bellboy. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# It's the pits and we know | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
# We're stuck but we love it | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
# So the hotel survives | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
# Trubble, Trubble | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
# Keep the hotel alive. # | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
THUD | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
SHE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
HIGH-PITCH HORN-LIKE NOISE | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Well, that's the last time I make trifle. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
-Morning, Jim lad. -Morning, Miss Shufflebottom. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
-Any guests yet, miss? -No. -Oh. -Oh, buck up, Jim lad! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
So, the hotel's utterly empty and has been since it opened. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
I haven't got a vote, nor have I got the right | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
to own a property, but you don't see me frowning. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
-No, miss. -Mostly because my newsletter says that doing so | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
causes wrinkles something chronic. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
You're right, miss, I'll stops me worrying. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
It's not like Lord Trubble'll close this place down, is it? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
Not after one week. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
This is... In the...! Agh! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
What is it, Mr Lemon, sir? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
This is a telegram from Lord Trubble. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
He's heard we don't have any guests, and is going to... | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
He's going to shut the place down! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
It's pretty clear - it says if we don't get a guest by noon today, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
he's going to shut us down. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
We are doomed, doomed, I tell you. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Doomed! Doomed! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Well, cheer up, sir, it's only ten past ten. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
We could totally get a guest in the next, er, one hour fifty minutes. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
Hello, everybody. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
I am Lady Euphemia Dorothy Smythe. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
You can call me Lady Euphemia Dorothy Smythe. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
A guest, see? We're saved! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
Er, I'm not a guest. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
Then, pray tell, why are you here, madam? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
Why, to turn this place into a pig sanctuary, of course! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
-A what? -A pig sanctuary - for smelly pigs! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:52 | |
For pigs too abnormally reeky to live live in normal farms. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
You can't do that to Hotel Trubble. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Well, my dear friend Lord Trubble says that I can. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
From noon, he says I can do whatever I want with the place. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
Not if we get a guest first. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
Really, how likely is that to happen | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
in the next hour-and-three-quarters? Good day. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Lords Lummie, we are doomed! Doomed! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:23 | |
Doomed... Oh, sweeties! Hands free! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
-Hello! -A guest! Definitely this time! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Really? Oh! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Oh, I'm not a guest, my dear. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
I'm your local door-to-door fortune teller. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:42 | |
Anyone want to see into the future? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
-I sees... -Do you see us saving this place from a hoard of homeless hogs? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
Not so far. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Ah! I sees something's coming up. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
It's about a big leaky old boat. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Could it be...the Titanic? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
How about something useful? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Yes, like the future of the women's movement, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
or how long these ridiculous big fake bums will be in? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:22 | |
How about something related to the hotel? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
I sees the hotel is coming up! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
I sees your great-grandson, Mr Lemon. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:35 | |
Oh, do you, do you? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Is he just like me, rich, powerful, intelligent? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Well, he's very like you. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Sorry I'm late again, Jamie. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
What this time? Your dog ate your bus money? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Your dog ate your bus timetable? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Your dog ate your bus? | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
Don't be silly, Jamie. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-I wouldn't make up a daft excuse like that. -Why are you late, then? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
My alarm clock didn't go off. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Why? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
-My dog ate it. -BEEPING, AND DOG BARKS | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Ride 'em, cowboy! Yee-ha! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Argh! Argh! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
Now all we need is a bride. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Someone who really wants to win that cash prize. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
And who would look very, very beautiful in a wedding dress. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
A master criminal won't draw attention to himself. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
He's not going to turn up to work dressed in a chicken costume, is he? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
No, who'd do a daft thing like that? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Lenny... COCKEREL CROWS | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
What? Agh! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Please, after you. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
-TEARING -Sorry. Sorry. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
-Sorry. -Maybe you should go first. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
-Lenny! -ARGH! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
No harm done. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Smart clothes are so expensive, and this was going cheap. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
HE BELCHES | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Shake? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-Right, is this OK? -Higher. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED: -Is this OK? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
No, move the aerial higher. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
OK, Lenny, don't push the lever until I tell you, OK? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:45 | |
# You're just too good to be true | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
# Can't take my eyes off you... # | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
BANG! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Out. Out! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
How dare you spread such a pack of wicked lies, madam?! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
No-one related to me could possibly be such a clumsy fool! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
THUD | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-Why, I ought to... -Forget the fortune-teller, sir, | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
we've got bigger problems. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
90 minutes, and then it's curtains for this place. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
But we've only just had the new ones! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
She means 90 minutes till Lord Trubble shuts us down! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:33 | |
Oh, well, why didn't she say that? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
You see, that's the problem, Jim - women, impossible to understand! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
How's about I goes and gets a guest? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
-And how are you going to do that? -I can go down to town | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
and tell everyone they can have two nights for the price of one. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Brilliant. Apart from the two for one bit. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
Yes, what we need is buns. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Buns, sir? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Yes, everybody loves a good bun. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Tell them stay at Hotel Trubble and get a free bun. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
Folk won't be able to resist. Problem solved! Chop, chop. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-Oh, knickerbockers! Pardon my French. -What is it? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
We haven't got any good buns. Only those ones you made. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Well, we can't afford a trained chef, Jim, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
and I'm doing the best I can in the kitchen. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Yes, miss. I'd hate to see your worst, miss. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Buns, hey? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
I'll have one. Eat anything, I will. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
I don't even mind if they're not perfect. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
-Cribbly! -SHE COUGHS | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Still, anything's worth a try if we're going to save this place | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
from the chop - the pork chop. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
He's really taken a fancy to the hotel, hasn't he? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Wait till you check out his great-grandson! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
You'll have to look after the hotel while we watch the game. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Wow, Jamie, you never let anyone but you look after the hotel. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
I know, and I'm trusting you to keep an eye on her, Sally, | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
don't let me down. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
It's OK, my darling, I'll be with you soon. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
# Love is in the air | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
# Every sight and every sound... # | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
I'm Jamie, the groom. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
And this is my beautiful bride. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
No! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
Jamie, do you know what? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
If you love the hotel so much, why don't you just marry it? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
I tried, OK? They wouldn't let me. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
I now pronounce you husband and wife. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
You may kiss the bride. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-I could almost kiss you. -Sally, I could kiss you. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-OK. -I said, almost. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
You could kiss me if you like, Jamie. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Get it away, get it away, get it away! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Jamie, there's no need to cry. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
-I know it means a lot to you. -Yeah. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
Also, you're standing on my foot. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
If they want a war, they can have a war. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Hilarious. He is not the man he... Ooh! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-What was that? -I said, he's not the man he used to be! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 | |
I'm a flaming idiot! | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Is this guy for real? He is hilarious. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
This is all the entertainment I need. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
-Yeah! -BOOING FROM CROWD | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
-Yeah. -No. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
You can quit if you want. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
I know how much you hate to embarrass yourself. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Feel free just to say, I quit. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Jamie. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:43 | |
Pull your pants up. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
-Cripes! -I know! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
-Do you want to see your descendants, my dear? -Oh, there's no need. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
I'm sure they're just like me, very interested in women's issues. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
Very interested in issues of women's magazines, perhaps. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
Pardon? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
The stars' best-kept beauty secret for eliminating wrinkles. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
Do this simple exercise 20 times a day. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
It must be working by now. Let me have a look? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Argh! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
Custard cream? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
A plague on your custard creams! Staff only, sorry. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Hey, Sally. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Listen up, bacon breath! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Try not be am miserable old bum-faced miser for the next two hours. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
You know what I'm going to say, don't you? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
-That you regret having such a flat, square head. -No! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:04 | |
Ta-daa! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
# Trubble, Trubble! # | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
You should think to what you're good at, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
filing your nails and reading magazines. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Sally, give one to Halle. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
My pleasure! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Jamie! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
Arrrrgh! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Please put me on the news. MAN SCREAMS | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
I'm a bimbo?! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
Go, Madonna! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Start answering the phones instead of breaking them! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
You shan't be appearing on Haunted Places Live. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
-And I won't be your glamorous assistant? -Definitely not. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
Dr Baines, I feel all faint again. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Rescue me, again! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
MUSIC: "Y'all Ready For This?" by 2 Unlimited | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
# Y'all ready for this? # | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Are you OK, Sally? Something you ate? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
All right, I'll do it, but only because I am being nice today. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
-What? -I'll pretend to be your wife. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Ah, no, because I told them my wife was tall and beautiful | 0:14:35 | 0:14:40 | |
and glamorous and all sophisticated and a real catch. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
But you'll do. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Take this before I hit him with it! | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
PHONE RINGS Hello! Hotel... Stay down. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
That's better. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Oh, stop the hurt! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
But she's so rude! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
I mean, she does have good hair, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
really, really good hair, | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
but I'm not sure that makes up for her dreadful character. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
CROWD SHOUTING OUTSIDE | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
No-one in town liked my buns. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
-They chucked them back at me. -That must have hurt. -Hey! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
And then they threw some more stuff, to boot, | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
and then some boots, to boot! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
And now we've only got 30 minutes to save the world! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
I mean, the hotel. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
I don't think Lord Trubble should wait any longer. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
I think he should shut down the hotel right now. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Miss Shufflebottom, what are you saying? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Well, from what I have just seen, | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Hotel Trubble doesn't seem worth saving. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Ghastly place. Ghastly staff. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
You're wrong, Miss. I won't let you say those things. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
Please, Ma'am, show her some good things about this place. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
# Everybody in love, go on, put your hands up | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
# Everybody in love, go on, put your hands up | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
# Everybody in love, go on, put your hands up | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
# If you're in love, put your hands up | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
# Every minute's like an hour | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
# Every hour's like a day | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
# Every day lasts forever | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
# But what else am I gonna do? # | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Let's do it. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
-I've got it! -Well, if you've got it, then we've got it, too, now. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
# The power, the might | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
# You can't believe the hype | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
# At Hotel Trubble, oh, yeah! # | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
-Hotel Trubble is saved! -Yeah! -Yeah! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
And I owe it all to you. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Oh, thanks! What can I say? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
-I sort of meant to all three of you. -Oh. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:21 | |
Thank you! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
Thank you so much. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Jamie, Jamie, it's all worked out brilliant. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
-Everyone is going to want to stay here. -All thanks to Hotel Trubble! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
# This situation has burst our bubble... # | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
HE BURPS LOUDLY | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
# But no-one can rhyme, so we made up the lubble | 0:17:47 | 0:17:52 | |
# No, we don't want to have a pile of rubble | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
# So please help us save | 0:17:57 | 0:18:02 | |
# Help us save | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
# Yes, help us save | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
# Hotel Trubble. # | 0:18:09 | 0:18:15 | |
Going in for a kiss. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
No, I'm not ready. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
All right. It might not be all bad if we save the hotel. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Yes! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
But.. but I don't see how we can. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:50 | |
We've got five minutes. Who is going to turn up now? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
I am Lady Euphemia Dorothy... No, I've done that bit. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
-GRUNTING AND RUMBLING -Hark! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
The sound of pongy piggies pounding the pavement. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Here they come. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
What are we going to do? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
We've tried buns, we've tried meddling with the laws of causality. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
I don't know what else we can do. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Well, what are you worrying about, my dears? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Equal rights, equal pay, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
and whether I'd look good in those jegging things you showed me earlier. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
And the fact we're to be closed down because we have no guests. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Well, stop it. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
How can the hotel be closed today | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
when I have already shown it to you open all those years in the future? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:41 | |
Look, my dears, your hotel is going to have hundreds of guests. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:47 | |
We've arrived! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
# All the people | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
# So many people | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
# And they all go hand in hand | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
# Hand in hand through their... # | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
SALLY SCREAMS It's my favourite band, JLZ! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Hotel Trubbleski? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Boris is here! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
I'm newscaster Ed Flaxman. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Your mince pies are like slimy bras. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
You're dreamy. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
-Very odd man. -Well, I'll take that as a compliment. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
Don't you know who I am? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
Yeah, you're Sir Alex Farteson, England manager. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
-And? -And the most respected and feared football coach in the world. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
And? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
The inventor of the electric whisk! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah! -Yeah? -Yeah! | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
I am Herr Style, respect me! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
Don't give me excuses, I want results! If I can't have results, | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
I want solutions. Then I want heads to roll, then I want results, | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
then I'll have a cheese sandwich. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Lenny, he had this idea that you were a vampire! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
It sounds silly when you say it out loud. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
But I am a vampire. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
Wait, come back! You don't understand. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Come back here! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
SHE ROARS | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
I didn't see that coming! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
This time, I will find the relic. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
The relic which is undoubtedly somewhere in this hotel. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:33 | |
I love you as a friend! It's not you, it's me! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
SHE ROARS | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
We're going to need to make some teensy-weensy modifications. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
-To what? -You. -Eh? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Ta-dah! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:49 | |
# Dude looks like a lady | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
# Yeah, yeah, dude looks like a lady... # | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
Shhh! The walls have ears. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
Really? I only came up because I was told the tap had a leak. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
Don't you dare! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
MUSIC: "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
# Yeah, foxy... # | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
It's fine, you're fine. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Everything is absolutely... | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
-Fine. -What are you staring at? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
I suppose you think there's something weird about a billionaire | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
swimming about in a bath full of his own lovely money? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
You wouldn't recognise Dwayne Looney if he walked in | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
and wanted to book a room. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
-Can I book a room? -Sorry, sir, we're discussing Dwayne Looney. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
He IS Dwayne Looney! | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
-Hello? -Hello? -Hello? -Hello? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-Hello? -Hello? -This gym is great. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
-I know, I never even knew it existed. -I'm impressed. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Very nice. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:52 | |
Come to mummy! Oh, my little pinky, | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
stinky, homeless, porky darlings! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
-CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE -But we need a guest right now. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
You've got one, my dears. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
The name is Poshington, Mrs Poshington. Check me in. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:20 | |
-Hurrah! -Hooray, hooray! Thank you, thank you! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:26 | |
Oh, poot! Excuse my flipping French. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Never mind, little darlings. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
Let's go back to the Ritz. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
No, Cedric, don't do that to Jemima, you know she doesn't like it. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
Hotel Trubble, I'll be back. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
But, Mrs Poshington? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
-Yes? -Why not check in straight away? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Well, it was a little test, dear boy. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
I wanted to see if I liked the place. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
You see, I plan on staying for... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
quite some time. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
SHE YODELS | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Watch where you're going, you silly old ba... | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Dogs aren't as friendly as they used to be. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Christmas seems so far away. It used to be a lot nearer. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
Nobody, but nobody, calls me grandma and gets away with it! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:53 | |
-What about your grandchildren? -Except my grandchildren, of course. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
Oi! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
It cannot be! Mrs Poshington! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:07 | |
I'm a huge fan, you is the man! | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
I go to all this effort and they go crazy for the cleaner?! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
Cheek! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Oh, Mrs P, I could kiss you! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Loosen my corsets, I'm all of a quiver! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
# Girls were made to love and kiss... # | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
-I can't do it. -Oh, well, please yourself. See if I care. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
-Hang on, what's going on? -Oh, don't worry about this, | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Mrs P's just trying out the new jetpacks. Right... | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
Off you go, Mrs P! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Mrs P? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Mrs P? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Ohh! That zorbing malarkey, it's not all it's cracked up to be. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:03 | |
Hang on, what's that sound? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
That was the greatest ride of my life. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
-Mrs P! -Oh, did I do something wrong? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:18 | |
It's too late now, it's too late for the... You! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
-Why, I'm going to... -This is our first guest. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
..take your bags upstairs myself. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
And who is this little chap? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
This, sir, is Private Sirius Edward Cantaloupe Poshington, First Class. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:48 | |
What an adorable little kitten. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
SNARLING AND CRUNCHING | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
I almost don't mind that he's just bitten off the end of my finger! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Oh no, wait - I do. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
ALL TALK AT ONCE | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
..the fingerprinting on these knobs with the bits... | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
There was no discussion about the fingerprinting! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
-I've got the fingers right here! -PHONE RINGS | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
Hello, Hotel Trubble? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
-Can you stop shouting? -Stop shouting! | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
# It's the pits and we know we're stuck but we love it | 0:27:33 | 0:27:38 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
# We're a team, staying calm, on and on, so the hotel survives | 0:27:40 | 0:27:45 | |
# Trubble Trubble, keep the hotel alive. # | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 |