Trubble 1900 Hotel Trubble


Trubble 1900

Children's sitcom set in a hotel. The year is 1900, and Hotel Trubble is opening its doors for the very first time. There is just one problem - they have no guests!


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Welcome to Hotel Trubble.

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Meet Sally, our receptionist.

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People! Trying to have a conversation here!

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And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents.

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This is Dolly, she is Mr Trubble's, ahem, fiancee.

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And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner.

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Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy.

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# Hotel Trubble forever

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# It's the pits and we know it, stuck but we love it

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# Hotel Trubble forever

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# We're a team staying calm on and on so the hotel survives

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# Trubble, Trubble...

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# Keep the hotel alive! #

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If you told me this is how I was going to end up, I would eat my hat.

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Which would be stupid

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because hats are the only accessory I can actually deal with these days.

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Hotel Trubble.

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Joint third in the Cleanest Spoons category

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of the Intergalactic Hotel Awards, 4011.

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Mind you, it is quite a stylish award, isn't it, Lenny?

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Processing visual.

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Visual complete. Affirmative.

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Yes, the award is very stylish.

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Yeah.

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Oh, poor Jamie.

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2657 years he's been waiting to be manager.

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-He's still just the bellboy!

-What was that?

-Nothing.

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Anyway, I've got an announcement to make.

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What is that machine?

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No idea.

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Anyway, having successfully steered the hotel to finish joint third

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in the Cleanest Spoons category

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at the Intergalactic Hotel Awards, 4011,

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I feel I have reasonable expectation of being promoted.

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And why do I have this feeling?

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Because Mr Trubble is finally going to arrive! Oh, yeah!

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Oh, crumpets.

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I don't want him to see me like this. He'll dump me.

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I knew that 'trade your old body in for a new one' scheme was a rip-off.

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Look at me, I'm just...

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Is it night-time already? Oh, fair enough.

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Night everybody.

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Works every time. Anyway, where is he?

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He was meant to be here at 80 past 40.

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So he's already five minutes late.

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CRASH AND RUMBLE

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Quick, everybody, keep calm, everybody.

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That's just Mr Trubble teleporting in.

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Do I look managerial enough? Do I?

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Hello! Sorry I'm late.

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You know what the M11,000,000 can be like between Jupiter and Mars!

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Anyway, kneel before me, space losers!

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-Who are you?

-Assumption - it is Mr Trubble.

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No, it isn't. Not unless he's had plastic surgery.

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And put on a lot of weight.

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And grown one of his legs back. And changed his voice.

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And come back alive again.

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You are quite right, Jamie!

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Mr Trubble retired several years after his death.

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His consciousness now resides in a small toaster on Mars.

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I am the new head of Trubble Incorporated.

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-Sorry, what?

-I know what you're thinking.

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I'm too young and glamorous to be in charge of

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an intergalactic hospitality company!

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-Not really.

-Thank you! I moisturise!

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Anyway, let the presentation begin!

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Sorry, what presentation?

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Oh, the Hotel Trubble presentation.

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Observe!

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-To see how things have changed around here.

-'Opening file.'

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Ow!

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# This is how we do it... #

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This place used to be a lot of fun.

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THEY SCREAM

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I'm so sorry!

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I am the world-famous magician David Copperbottom!

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And this is my glamorous assistant Sally...

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My glamorous and unpredictably violent assistant Claudia Chiffon!

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Meet the future of hotel staffing.

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Dolly, what is that?

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This is the Bell Boy Bot 3000!

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-So, what do you think?

-Amazing.

-Fantastic.

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Ridiculous.

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Relax, darling, I haven't heard anyone complaining.

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Are you sure?

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Don't you think we're being a bit lax with our customer care at the moment?

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No, you're looking at it wrong.

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Bon appetit.

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OK, we've got denim and sushi. There you go, you can have that one.

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This one, look at this - pepper, plaster and parsnip. Hey!

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Carrot and hand cream. Whoa!

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Look that that one!

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And, oh, just vanilla left.

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-Vanilla?

-No.

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-Er, vanilla and pencil shavings.

-Now you're talking!

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70% of our customers say

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they've never stayed anywhere like this before.

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80% say they would tell their friends,

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and the other 20% say they'd tell the police.

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So, in conclusion,

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people come to Hotel Trubble because all the other hotels are...

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-Lenny, step away from the screen!

-Processing visual.

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-Amazing.

-That's your predecessor.

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When you were built, your prototype was based on a real person.

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-The Lenny you just saw.

-Expressing confusion.

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-What?

-We upgraded you.

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I've heard tales of the old Lenny

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that would make your circuitry run cold.

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-Fortunately, all those bugs have now been ironed out.

-Bugs?!

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The original Lenny was happy!

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-What is happy? Does not compute.

-Maybe this will help.

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It's from your personal file, Len Bot.

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Lenny!

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Why do you always have to embarrass me?

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Never fear, everyone - Bee Man is here!

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Hello, Lenny.

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Who is this Lenny character you speak of?

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I am Bee Man, international superhero, with the power of a bee!

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The key-ring earring - stylish and youthful.

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The past, the future,

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all the secret wonders of the galaxy are mine to discover!

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Ha ha ha!

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Right after I've emptied the bins in room 311.

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I can fit all 12 of my fingers inside my mouth.

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Hang on, 12?

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Why? Why?

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You look like some sort of massive bell boy.

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I am a bell boy.

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Jamie, I've got so much starch in this collar,

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I literally can't breathe.

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MAKES CHOKING NOISES

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THEY SCREAM

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Jamie, oh, you're back.

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You're back. And your front, as well.

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Now, are there any questions?

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-Are those your real teeth?

-What?

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Nothing.

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All right, Lenny, so you're now playing a number of characters.

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-Sally. FEMALE VOICE:

-Hello, my lovely.

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Mr Trubble. JAMIE SPEAKS GIBBERISH

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-Mrs Poshington. FEMALE VOICE:

-Hello, my lovely.

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-And, of course, Lenny.

-I still don't get him.

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I wasn't expecting that.

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Biting old ladies is overrated. Please don't make me do it again.

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-Ahh...

-THUD

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Alert, alert, idiot detecting.

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Indeed. But don't you think he looks like he enjoys being an idiot?

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-The Lenny 3,000 was built to be efficient, he can't just...

-What?

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He can't just what?

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Processing visual. Delicious.

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Expressing delight.

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Mmm, it's lovely.

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Hang-a-lang a minute here.

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You can't just swan in here with your big beard

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and your fancy ideas and change everything.

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We're already doing everything right.

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We're efficient, we're clean.

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So where is your cleaner?

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Please. We don't have a cleaner any more.

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We have an iPoshinngton.

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Hello, dear. I'm the iPoshington.

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I have two functions, cleaning and destroying.

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-Have you Hoovered room 102, iPoshington?

-Yes, dear.

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I cleaned it, then I destroyed it.

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I wonder if you remember the good old days, Mrs Poshington?

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Oh, no, no, no. I'd rather you didn't.

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There's no need.

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Oh, dear.

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Coo-ee, cleaner!

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Mary Queen of Yucksville!

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-What sort of horse-eyed harridan are you?

-Oh, nasty.

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Ta-daa!

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Take that!

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And that.

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And that.

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Oh! Shh.

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I will hush your mouth with a...

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..with a kiss.

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Mrs P!

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Did somebody scream in a really irritating voice?

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Get filing, Jamie.

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You can't have a sheep in the hotel, Jamie.

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You'll make Dolly BAA-king mad.

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Ta-daa!

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SMASH!

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Oo-o-o-o-h!

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I've had eight husbands.

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I've had an idea.

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-Not you, Antiques Roadshow.

-How rude!

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Nothing surprises me.

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Hmmm. I quite like this lady after all.

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She has vim.

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Hmm. Doesn't look like you did that much cleaning.

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How dare you. I was extremely hardworking.

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Then answer me this.

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-Dustpan and...

-Fingers.

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-Spit and...

-Barnacles.

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-Vacuum...

-Nuggets.

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-I rest my case.

-OK, what is it you want from me?

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I want you to go back to being the work-shy,

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slovenly old trout you were before.

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-But why on earth?

-Because she was much more fun that way.

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Also, there's no such thing as an iPoshington.

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This hotel is encrusted with filth.

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Nonsense. Look at...

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Oh.

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That explains why we came last in the cleanest forks category.

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Oi, oi, oi, coo-ee.

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That's better. I love a trip down memory lane, me.

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It's one of the few lanes you can walk down without legs.

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Here, let's take a look at my file then.

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I am Dolly, girlfriend of Mr Trubble.

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I am the maker of the breakfast and the former Miss Midlands 1989.

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# She's a monster

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# Beautiful monster

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# Beautiful monster

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# But I don't mind. #

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Oh! I can't see. I can't see.

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Anyone got any ideas?

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I'm assuming any ideas we come up with will be ignored?

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-That's correct.

-Then no.

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So tell me, why exactly do you talk in that horrible voice?

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# Fun, baby, fun fun, fun times... #

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I don't believe it. Dolly!

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I used to have your picture on my wall.

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When will you release a new single?

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Oh, I'm not in the music business any more.

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Let's not be so hasty.

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# I've got Trubble on my mind

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# Mr Trubble on my mind

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# I'm just a woman of a certain age

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# He's just a man... #

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Oh, what is his age?

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# Well, I guess he's the wrong side of 68. #

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-How was that?

-Terrible.

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-Shocking.

-I knew it.

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Sorry, I was just listening to the football results.

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# She's a monster

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# She's a monster

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# Beautiful monster

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# Beautiful monster

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# Beautiful monster

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# But I don't mind. #

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You three, my office.

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Aren't you forgetting the magic word?

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Oh, yeah. Now!

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See, told you I was stylish.

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Those were the days.

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I looked like a young Phyllis McKenzie.

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Who's Phyllis McKenzie?

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Someone who looks like an older version of me.

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I'd forgotten how much fun we had.

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Indeed, perhaps if you had more fun,

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then you might get the one thing you're really missing.

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Guests!

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Oh! Guests.

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Good morning, darlings.

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-Ooo-aaar, ooo-aar, morning.

-Agh! Ah, sheep.

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SHE SHOUTS

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Tired now, need cake.

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My name is Mr Baker. Mr Baker!

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And I would never let you win the hotel competition,

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not if you were the last hotel on earth!

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Mate, if you want to stay in this hotel, you have to book a room.

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So, yes or no! Do you want a room?!

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-Yes, please.

-That's better.

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I wanted to say thank you.

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I got the best album cover of my career.

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This is the wildest, crummiest hotel I've ever stayed in.

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-Who are you?

-I'm Derek.

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Uh-oh!

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HORN

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Nice.

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HE SLURPS LOUDLY

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Aaaargh!

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HE BURPS

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-TOILET FLUSHES

-It is I, the evil destructor.

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Actually, I wouldn't go in there for a bit.

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When I'm asleep, I do not like to be disturbed. Understand?

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When I'm disturbed it makes me very cross.

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And you do not want to see me when I am cross.

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Here's a picture of me when I'm cross.

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-Argh!

-That's the whole point of this presentation. Guests!

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Thanks for that presentation, it was very informative.

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-We haven't seen your file yet, Jamie.

-No time, what a shame.

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-Embarrassed about what they might reveal?

-Of course no!

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I was loads of fun too, guys.

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You'll see.

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Never fear, it is I, Jamie.

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The handsome, soon-to-be manager bell boy.

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AUDIENCE BOO

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This is nonsense, he's making a fool of himself.

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At least he hasn't been hit on the head with a lettuce.

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# It's been a hard day's night

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# And I've been working like a dog

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# It's been a hard day's night

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# I should be sleeping like a log. #

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22 seconds, very slow.

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This couldn't be more painful. Argh!

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Trubbley wants the uniform to be redesigned.

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But I love this uniform.

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I'm never out of it.

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We've noticed.

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It's comfy.

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Wow, have you been wearing that the whole time?

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It's comfortable.

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I'm going to enjoy Entertainment Thursday

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almost as much as I enjoyed Tidy Your Office Tuesday.

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I've got an idea that I'm confident

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will blow your socks off.

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Guys! That's the last time we host the Whacky Inventors Trade Fair.

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The guy in room 506 told me he invented a time machine.

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Just think where you could go with all of time as your playground.

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I'd zip 30 years forward into the future

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where I'd absolutely, definitely be manager of the hotel.

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Why am I still a bell boy?

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There must be some mistake. I should be manager by now. HELP!

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Why aren't I the manager? Ouch!

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I am the bell boy of Hotel Trubble.

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And nothing, not even a stupid, ridiculous robot

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is ever going to stand in my way.

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-He's behind me, isn't he? ALL:

-Yeah.

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PHONE RINGS

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One minute. Hello, Hotel Trubble.

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-It's for you.

-Who is it?

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-Mr Whack In The Face.

-Mr Whack In The Face?

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Yeah... I don't think he was that much fun.

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-He's exactly the same.

-No, I wasn't.

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-But we're forgetting the most important member of staff.

-Who?

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What do you mean, who?!

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She's sassy, she's fabulous, she's good-looking.

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She's fun to be around, everyone loves her.

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She's a mega-star in the making!

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One day, she's going to be, like, really really famous.

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-Why are you talking differently?

-She's a receptionist!

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Oh, yeah...

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There was someone...

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-What was she called?

-Let's just run the file!

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You're fired.

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Why? What have I done now?!

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# I'm gonna make my mark A real big hitter

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# Be the most popular person on Twitter

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# A Z-list celebrity... #

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SHE SCREAMS

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# I'm gonna make my mark Things will change

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# I'm going to get my own supermarket clothing range

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# No-one's going to tear my dreams apart

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# I'm going to make my mark

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# Whooo, whooo hoo... #

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Seeing as no-one else wants to audition for the part of Sally,

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-I'm offering you...

-Not so fast!

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I want to be the most famous-est person in the world!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Listen to what I can do!

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# Ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah

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# Er, uh, er, uh, er, uh. #

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Oh, look, someone's texted me to tell me how brilliant I am.

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-Florence The Tractor asks me for fashion tips.

-And The Machine!

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It's banana time!

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CHEESY MUSIC PLAYS

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-Ideas?

-Oh! We could chain him to his bedroom radiator.

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-Ideas that wouldn't get us arrested.

-You're moving the goalposts.

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You're just a silly man in a plastic costume.

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No chance of ever getting a girlfriend.

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You're not an alien from the Planet Splug!

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-He is an alien from the Planet Splug.

-That's right.

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And I do have a girlfriend, actually. Her name is

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-Villinas Obliterator and we're very very happy.

-OK, OK.

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-Only one thing we can do.

-Chain Mr Banana Time to his radiator.

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Stop trying to solve all your problems that way.

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# I'm going to

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# Make my ma-a-a-a-a-a-rk! #

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Ah, yeah.

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Sally.

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Yes! Sally!

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I can't believe you forgot about me.

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I mean her!

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Sally? Is...is that you?

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No...

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I am Salgar the Mighty!

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Feed me! Or I will crush you beneath my feet like dust

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-upon the face of infinity!

-Yeah, it is her.

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Same old Sally.

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Yeah, all right.

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I admit it, it's me.

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I had a body transplant.

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Quite fancied a beard.

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You're not head of Hotel Trubble Incorporated at all, are you?

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Yeah, I am.

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So where are the headquarters?

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Oh, er...they're just left of Saturn...

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It's a business park...

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just on the left.

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Yeah, I've been on an away-day to the headquarters, yeah?

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They're in Swindon.

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Yeah, right! I admit it.

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I made it all up.

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I've actually been working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

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Why the elaborate ruse?

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Cos I wanted my old job back!

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But first, you lot had to realise what was wrong with this place.

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I wanted things to go back to the way they were. We used to have

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fun together, didn't we?

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# Good morning

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# I hope you're enjoying your stay... #

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# Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time

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# I'm having a ball

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# Don't stop me now

0:24:390:24:41

# If you wanna have a good time

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# Just give me a call

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# Don't stop me now

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# Cos I'm having a good time Having a good time

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# I don't wanna stop at all

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# Satanic Mechanic You're not out of tune

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# She lives on the toilet and smells like a poo... #

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Hotel Trubble has been voted The Least Stylish Hotel In Britain

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-10 years running!

-At least we won something.

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-I don't know how, but you did it! Everyone's happy.

-Aah!

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Oh, oh, oh! # Shamone!

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# Shamone!

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# Poka-tarry! #

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She's Amy.

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That is despicable...

0:25:260:25:28

underhanded... and totally brilliant!

0:25:280:25:33

# We've got a treat You can't ignore

0:25:350:25:37

# We learnt how to do it When we were bored

0:25:380:25:43

# We shove all our fingers Inside our mouths

0:25:430:25:48

# Munching on our hands Is what it's all about

0:25:480:25:53

# Tell me how this world Can be a stressful place

0:25:530:25:58

# When you've got all your fingers

0:25:580:26:01

# Shoved in your face. #

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Oh!

0:26:040:26:06

I think I've found one of Mr Potty's excitement bombs.

0:26:070:26:09

Don't breathe in, anyone!

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# Jamie

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Oh, Sally...

0:26:190:26:21

# I...

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PHONE RINGS

0:26:220:26:25

Er...

0:26:250:26:27

I just...

0:26:270:26:29

Hello. Hotel Trubble.

0:26:300:26:32

Closing file.

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Oh, well, I hope you enjoyed your stay...

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Happy hovering.

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Oh, hi.

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Oh, your new body's finally arrived.

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-Love it!

-Thanks!

0:26:470:26:48

Medical science is a wonder, isn't it?

0:26:480:26:51

I hope Mr Toaster likes it...

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Oh! Trubble! I mean Mr Trubble.

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-Hiya, Sally. I just wanted to say...

-Did I say you could talk to me?

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-Er, no.

-Shut it. I've got three million copies of Gossip magazine

0:27:020:27:06

-to get through.

-Just like the good old days.

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Morning, Jamie! You're looking very perky today.

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That's because I've decided I actually like being a bellboy.

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ALARM

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All we need to do is work out what that machine is.

0:27:190:27:22

This one?

0:27:220:27:24

Hello, Hotel Trubble.

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Oh!

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# Hotel Trubble for ever

0:27:290:27:31

# It's the pits And we know we're stuck

0:27:330:27:35

# But we love it

0:27:350:27:37

# Hotel Trubble for ever... #

0:27:370:27:39

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0:27:420:27:45

The year is 1900, and Hotel Trubble is opening its doors for the very first time. There is just one problem - they have no guests! However, a mysterious stranger arrives to give the staff some good fortune.


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