Thames Jedward's Big Adventure

The United Kingdom, land of hope and glory.

And who better to entrust with the nation's heritage than...

Jedward?!

Today the boys will compete to give some unsuspecting tourists

the best tour of the River Thames.

# London Bridge is falling down My fair lady! #

Will they rise to the occasion...

Opening the bridge in three, two, one...

..or will they burn their bridges?

You know what it is, I told you!

-You didn't!

-You're meant to be helping me!

It's Jedward's Big Adventure!

My legs are SO sore!

# Come with us There's so much to discover

# Crazy adventures with me and my brother

# We'll take on things that will freak you out

# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure

# Be your tour guides There's so much to do

# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you

# Never know what you'll find and we'll mess with your mind

# Hair-raising, trail-blazing Totally wild

# Jedward's Big Adventure. #

The River Thames. The heart of London.

With its boats, bridges, historical buildings,

and high-rise...hair?!

Edward, where are we?

I don't know.

-HE GASPS

-It's our mission!

In just 24 hours' time, you will each have to give

a guided tour of the River Thames.

Awesome!

Whoever gives the best tour will get to ride along the Thames

in a super-fast speeding river boat.

Whoever loses will have to do the fish-slapping dance.

DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT

-What's that?

-What is a fish-slapping dance?

I don't know. Let's get out of here. The bell's ringing!

BIG BEN CHIMES

But the boys are going to need some help.

Look who it is, Edward!

It's Ed Petrie from All Over the Place.

And Richard Wisker from Friday Download.

So, Ed and Richard, what do you know about the River Th-ames?

-It's not Th-ames, it's Thames.

-And what do you know?

Well, I live in London, so I've crossed the River Thames a lot,

I've travelled on it a lot, but I don't know very much about it.

You guys don't seem to know anything.

But, anyway, you guys relax while we get the facts.

Come on, Ed, let's go ask the experts.

On a boat with Jedward!

SAD TROMBONE NOISE

Tomorrow, John and Edward

will be leading a group of tourists on a tour of the Th-ames,

a place they can't pronounce and know nothing about.

I can see a clock!

John will be helped by Ed Petrie

while Edward will be with Richard Wisker.

Each team will be given three stories

which the tourists will be tested on

to find out which team make the best tour guides.

John, put your life jacket on. Let's do this.

It's time for the boys to meet their first expert, Amy.

She's going to kick things off to a speedy start

with a boat ride, to find out all about the river itself.

Time for the boys to concentrate and start cramming those facts.

-Welcome to the Thames!

-How long is the river Th-ames?

215 miles.

DREAMY SOUND EFFECT

Starting as a small stream in the Cotswolds,

the River Thames flows 215 miles

right through the centre of London out to the North Sea.

But 25,000 years ago,

the Thames was just a tributary of the River Rhine,

which runs all the way through Europe,

because Britain was not then an island.

Contrary to what people think,

the Thames is now a very clean river.

From having been biologically dead in the 1950s,

it now holds over 120 different species of fish,

thanks to conservation work.

Amazing!

In fact, in 1974, they actually caught a salmon here,

so that was a sign that we were on the way up.

You can catch salmon? So you mean we can make sushi?

You certainly could.

Want to go for lunch later, Amy?

Steady on, boys, you've just met her!

Keep focusing on these River Thames facts.

And there's no time to linger,

as here's their second location

and their new guide, Peter.

There he is.

He'll be giving them a monumental tour of a place called...

er, The Monument.

Right, Jedward, welcome to The Monument.

We're here to find out all we can about THIS.

What IS this?

DREAMY SOUND EFFECT

The Monument was designed

by the famous architect, Sir Christopher Wren,

and completed in 1677.

It was built to commemorate the Great Fire of London,

which started in nearby Pudding Lane.

The fire lasted three days

and destroyed 13,000 houses and 89 churches.

But miraculously though, there were only six deaths.

-Only six people died?

-That's absolutely correct.

It was quite slow burning. People had time to escape.

-Why not put it out?

-They didn't have a fire brigade.

That was set up after the Great Fire.

Where did the people run to? Did they run to the beach?

They ran to the river, took boats and went into the river.

-What river?

-The Thames, of course!

Sorry, did he actually just ask what river?! Can I get a playback?

-What river?

-The Thames, of course!

Yes! Yes, he did! Oh...

Me and Edward want to go to the top. Can we go to the top?

Of course you can.

All right, Peter, let's go. You lead the way!

SLAPSTICK MUSIC

Careful!

HE PANTS

-That was crazy!

-What a workout!

My legs are so sore!

We now have an amazing view of London.

Peter, how many steps did we just walk up?

-311.

-It felt like 3 million!

PETER LAUGHS It's getting really cold up here.

Let's get out of here.

Brrr! Let's hope they don't have brain freeze

and forget all those key facts,

because tomorrow, it's John and Edward's turn.

They'll go head-to-head

as they each take a group of tourists along the River Thames

with the loser facing a fishy forfeit.

I TROUT their team-mates fancy that!

Do you see what I did there?

On a serious note, I am scared of fish.

ED LAUGHS No, I am! I'm terrified!

-I can't lose!

-Do you want me to make sure that our team loses,

so you don't get...

If you do that for me, you'll be a brother.

-It's never going to happen!

-Oh, I see how it is!

Bet he's not scared of fish!

This is James, a London Bridge expert with the next story.

Hi, James!

Hello?

Come back!

# London Bridge is falling down falling down, falling down

# London Bridge is falling down My fair lady. #

James, how old is this bridge?

The bridge you see there today goes back to about the 1960s,

but the history of London Bridge is far, far greater than that, though.

It was the Romans who founded London,

or Londinium, as they called it.

They built a fort where the Tower of London now stands

and the first river crossing where London Bridge sits today.

In mediaeval times, London Bridge used to be covered in houses,

whose tenants paid rent to the kings of England.

Scotland's Braveheart, William Wallace,

had the unfortunate honour

of being the first of many heads to be displayed on the bridge,

along with others like Sir Thomas More and Guy Fawkes.

SCREAMING JEDWARD SCREAM

I've got a present to show you,

to show you what they used to do to the heads up on spikes.

THEY SQUEAL

That guy looks pretty happy.

I'll be honest with you, I don't think he is.

Back in the olden days, London Bridge had houses on it.

People used to throw their sewage out the window,

straight into the river.

No wonder the River Thames got so dirty!

Not only that, though, there was a death tax,

so if your gran died, you had to pay to bury her body.

Forget that! What people used to do is come up to the river,

goodbye Gran, throw her over the edge, straight in the river.

So right now, there's a lot of skeletons in the river

of people who threw people in the River?

-Absolutely!

-That's really disturbing!

-That's really so scary!

-Seriously, I'm freaked out.

So am I! The boys are halfway through their tour of the Thames.

So far, they've found out how long the Thames is,

how tall The Monument is,

and some rather gruesome facts about London Bridge... There it is again!

Tomorrow they'll be going head-to-head.

Who will sink and who will swim?

Next, off to check out another bridge. Tower Bridge.

And here's Peter again.

-This is amazing!

-Right, guys. Welcome to Tower Bridge.

What can you tell us about Tower Bridge?

Right, initially built because London expanded so much,

London Bridge couldn't cope with traffic.

They had to build somewhere else to allow people to cross.

-DREAMY SOUND EFFECT

-In the late 19th century,

London became so overcrowded that a new bridge was desperately needed.

So in 1886, work began on a pioneering design

which took eight years to complete.

Divers prepared the riverbed for massive piers

and construction workers worked at 46m above the water

without safety nets.

These days, over 40,000 vehicles

successfully cross the bridge every day.

But in 1952, there was a near miss,

when it started to open with the number 78 bus still on it.

-This bridge is amazing. Who built it?

-Two architects were there.

Horace Jones, unfortunately, died in harness,

which meant he died before he completed construction.

John Wolfe-Barry took over.

It's almost like two castles on a bridge.

It is. It's totally unique.

-Is there any ghosts?

-No.

-Are you sure?

-No, I haven't seen any.

What do you do if you see a ghost?

-Talk to it.

-HE LAUGHS

That's the spirit! Get it? Spirit?

Ha-ha! Oh, I don't know...

Anyway, let's see how the boys are doing, remembering all those facts.

There's loads of dates to remember

so I've got to get my head around the different dates,

cos I'm always thinking about my birthday.

I'm just hoping the Queen watches the show

and she asks us to bring her on a tour of London.

Yes, I heard she watches with the Corgis all the time(!)

Meet Glen. Hi, Glen!

He's one of the bridge controllers.

He's going to take us inside Tower Bridge

and tell us another story.

I hope it's uplifting!

So, Glen, where are we right now?

Well, you're in the old bridge-driving cabin,

where the bridge used to be controlled from.

The bascules, French for see-saws, are the arms of the bridge.

They raise and lower to let ships pass through.

On average, the bascules are raised

three times a day or 1,000 times a year.

They used to be powered by enormous steam engines,

but today the bascules are driven by oil and electricity.

And rather than heavy levers,

they can be opened by the simple press of a button.

BOTH: Whoa!

-Where are we?

-You're actually in the bascule chamber.

The bascule comes down when the bridge raises.

When we do a bridge lift,

that will swing right down towards us.

And when a boat calls you guys and goes, "Yo, what's happening?"

then the whole white thing comes all the way down.

You can't be in here when it's moving

or you'll be squished like a sandwich.

What are those noises?

It's the cars, lorries, buses, going across the bridge.

Do you think me and John are going to do a good job tomorrow

-being tour guides?

-You'll be brilliant tour guides,

but now we've got to get out of here,

because the bridge is going to open.

-Well, let's go!

-Quick, run!

There's still one more story, and Amy's back.

This time, she'll be showing the boys

one of the most famous landmarks on the Thames.

Cleopatra's Needle.

What is this?

It was a present for us from Egypt.

DREAMY SOUND EFFECT

Cleopatra's Needle is 3,500 years old,

making it the oldest structure in London.

It was given to England by the Egyptians in 1819,

to commemorate the victories of the Battle of the Nile

and the Battle of Alexandria,

and eventually transported to London.

But not all is how it should be.

Early in the 20th century,

the bronze sphinxes were taken away to be cleaned,

and put back facing the wrong way round.

Some say it's how Queen Victoria preferred them, but this way round,

they're useless as the ferocious protectors they were meant to be.

It came all the way from Egypt. It's amazing!

The reason its name is Cleopatra's Needle, they think,

is because the boat that brought it over was called Cleopatra.

I thought it was something to do with...

Remember the Egyptians used to put the needle in the nose

and pull out the brain?

No, you wouldn't want that up your nose!

They reckon the needle's actually cursed.

-This is cursed?

-That's what they believe.

-Is there a mummy inside?

-No, there's no mummies inside.

It's a solid piece of stone.

Something that you guys might find interesting

is this needle's actually a twin.

The other twin is in New York.

John, sometimes I wish you were in New York.

-No, sometimes I wish YOU were in New York.

-Eating hot dogs!

Sometimes I wish you were in London and I was in New York,

having a great time eating hotdogs. AMY GIGGLES

Boys, boys! It's been a nice day, don't spoil it!

It's time to say goodbye.

Tomorrow John and Edward will be the experts,

with Ed and Richard helping to BRIDGE the gaps in their knowledge.

Ha-ha-ha...oh...

Moving swiftly on to Jedward HQ,

where the teams are busy preparing all of their props

and desperately trying to remember everything they've been told today

for the big tour tomorrow.

But things don't seem to be going that smoothly,

as Edward still can't get his head around the most important fact.

The name of the river.

I've got to tell you about the geography of the Th-ames.

No, it's the THAMES.

-Th-ames?

-The river Thames.

-That's the only thing I know.

-OK.

If you can't get that right, we're going to lose.

-So it's the Thames?

-Yeah.

The Monument, OK, it's really cool,

you go up there, all the tourists,

and by the time you go from the bottom to the top,

your legs really, really hurt.

-Is that a fact?

-It's a fact.

Do we get points for that, though?

-Your legs really hurt if you get to the top?

-Yeah, I think so.

-I think so.

-I don't think you do.

They used to punish people and get their heads

and put them on spikes to punish them.

Guy Fawkes is a really famous one.

He had a beard exactly like this. Check it out.

I want to win. I want this boat trip.

Hello?! We've got a papier mache head!

Hmm, time to get your heads down.

Lights out, nighty-night!

COCKEREL CROWS

Morning! Are the boys ready?

They'd better be, because there's a group of tourists on their way

to the banks of the river,

and they have no idea where they're going, or with whom.

Hopefully, the tour guide will be funny and happy,

not old and boring and grumpy.

I don't know where we're going,

and sometimes surprises make me get all weird inside.

Well, you're in for a shock!

Time for the tour guides to introduce themselves.

What's up, guys? I'm John!

-THEY GASP AND SQUEAL

-I'm Edward!

Do you think tour guides can do this?!

THEY GIGGLE Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

All right, guys, we have celebrity guests.

Do you want to know who they are?

ALL: Yes!

So my celebrity guest is Ed Petrie from hit series, All Over The Place!

And I've got Richard Wisker from Friday Download!

-Get over here, guys!

-What's up, Ed?

Are you excited about being with me?

-Are you guys excited?

-ALL: Yeah!

I said, are you guys excited?

THEY SHOUT Yeah!

Well, let's run this way, being excited!

THEY SQUEAL

It's time for the tour to begin, and Team Edward are up to start.

Will they be able to make a big enough splash

to get the facts about the River Thames

across to the tourists?

Go, Edward! Go, Emily! Go, Olivia!

Go, Ella! Go, Cy!

Hit it! Let's get out of here!

Remember, whichever team delivers the facts the best

wins a speedy boat ride,

with the losers being slapped with a big, wet fish. Yuck!

We are now on the Thames river.

-Do you guys think there's any fish here?

-ALL: Yeah.

-Tell them about fish.

-I don't like fish. I'm scared of fish.

How many species do you think are in this Thames river?

-Do you know, I know. 120 different species.

-How much species are there?

-ALL: 120.

-Guess what, guys?

In 1952, the Thames was declared biologically dead.

That meant that no fish could live here or anything.

-You know, it used to be dirty, but now it's clean.

-It's clean now!

-I want a drink!

-No, no, no, you can't drink it!

-Really?

No, it's that clean.

-And did you know, there's 215 miles of water? How many, Ed?

-215 miles.

But anyway, we're now going under a bridge. It makes really cool echoes.

Everybody scream!

THEY SCREAM

Echo! Echo!

Echo! Echo! Sorry, carry on.

So that's your tour of the history and geography of the river Thames.

Over and out.

It's a strong start from Team Edward.

Next stop, the monument.

Will Ed be the tower of strength John needs to get the facts across?

What's the first fact about the Monument, Ed?

What's it a monument for? I'll give you a clue.

Aargh! Aargh! Aargh!

-Aargh! Aargh!

-Fire of London.

-Yes.

This was built to commemorate the Great Fire of London,

and it was finished in 19...

No, 1677.

No, 1666.

No, it was...

Oh, finished. Sorry.

It was finished in 1977.

No, 1677!

No, it's...

-No, not 1977...

-Oh, come on!

If you two are confused, how must the tourists be feeling?

-All right, moving on, OK.

-It was a really big fire.

It destroyed over 13,000 houses.

89 churches were destroyed in the Great Fire of London.

-And when was the Great Fire of London?

-1666.

-Really easy to remember. Loads of sixes.

-1666!

At the very, very top, there's this crazy, gold,

gold, sparkly thing on the top.

-What's that to represent?

-Fire?

No, it's used to represent Jedward hair.

It's actually not. It's actually to represent the fire.

We now have this awesome, crazy quiz. This...

-Oh, sorry.

-Oh, no.

-That's given the game away.

-How many people died?

-6,000?

-Take off three zeroes.

Are you ready for this? It's six!

Is that all? Six people?

-What?

-Yeah.

Does anybody know how tall it is?

61 metres tall.

Whoa.

OK. Last question before we go to the top of the monument is

how many steps are there to the top?

-Dunno. Maybe we should count them.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah, we should count them on the way up.

-All right. Let's go.

-Come on, you know the way, let's go.

-Follow me!

-Come on, guys.

-One...

two... three, four, five...

10, 11, 12...

I'm already regretting this a lot.

310... 311!

Yes, we did it, guys. Come on, guys, go here. Yes!

We did it, guys. We made the top of the monument.

How are you guys all feeling after getting to the top of the monument?

-ALL:

-Tired.

Tired. Isn't it an amazing view?

-Who wants to bungee jump down the monument?

-Me! Me!

Well, you know what, you can't, because that's totally unsafe,

so we've got to walk all the way back down.

Well, on that health and safety note,

what did the tourists think?

It was really interesting and funny at the same time, so it was great.

I think Team John were really funny

and they got the facts across very well,

and I think it's going to be hard competition for Team Edward.

Nice work, boys.

Back on the river, and it's Team Edward's turn.

Can they remember the story of London Bridge?

Guys, welcome to London Bridge.

This bridge was first made by the Romans, and they named London.

But they said it in Roman. They said "Londinium". What's it called?

ALL: Londinium.

So much history to this bridge.

Real gory, like crazy, like sick things happened here.

They used to put heads on spikes!

ALL: Ewww!

The first person whose head was put on a spike was William...

NARRATOR GASPS ..Wallace?

-William Wallace.

-Phew!

-And who's this guy?

-That's Guy Fawkes.

The main point was to scare the general public

so they wouldn't do any bad things, so that means that you couldn't

take sweets from a shop or your head would end up on a stick.

So catch, catch!

Gross!

Eurgh!

Doesn't my helmet look cool?

I think you could have passed for a Roman.

I'm thinking of changing my hair to a red mohawk. What do you think?

I think it makes you look like a chicken.

Anyhoo, will the tourists remember the facts about London Bridge

or did it all just go over their heads?

Team John's turn now to take over at Tower Bridge.

-But how are they feeling about their chances of success?

-We're doomed.

We're actually doomed.

When it comes to doing a tour, I will rock it.

The facts will be coming out of me like spaghetti.

What? Spaghetti? Oh, dear. Poor Ed.

They're doomed, they're actually doomed.

All right, guys. We are here at Tower Bridge.

It took 400 people in total to build Tower Bridge.

But the most important person you've got to remember

who designed the bridge, his name is...erm...

Yes?

-What is it?

-I don't know, you haven't told me anything.

-I don't know.

-Oh, come on, boys.

-It's Horace...

Horace...

-Horace Jones.

-Oh, phew.

Horace Jones designed the Tower Bridge.

-Brilliant.

-You know this! I told you!

-You didn't!

-You're meant to be helping me.

Yeah, I would help if you told me anything.

-I can't remember everything!

-I know nothing!

-Awkward.

That tower and that tower there, that's the north tower,

that's the south tower.

-No, that's south.

-Ohhh.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

-I don't think so.

No, that's definitely the south tower.

That's north London.

-OK. Sure?

-It's not a great start, boys, if I'm honest.

Ooh! But what's this?

A bit of undercover spying from the other team. Sneaky.

Let's see if they can do better at Cleopatra's Needle.

-Isn't it awesome?

-ALL: Yes!

-Do you guys know where it's from?

-Egypt?

-Yes.

-Ahhh!

-It's from Egypt.

We've got to get into our outfits. Put outfits on.

To help get the facts across, Team Edward have decided to dress up

as a rather fetching Queen Victoria and a glamorous Cleopatra.

Looks more like Jessie J!

In the Victorian times,

you decided to get those two Sphinxes cleaned, didn't you?

Yep. And I decided to change it because I was paranoid.

And she faced them around the wrong way.

So, guys, the Sphinxes are actually lions and they go...

HE ROARS

Everyone do their best lion impression.

THEY ROAR

Anyway, it's like 3,500 years old.

It's like the oldest thing in London. How crazy is that?

It's older than all your grannies!

And it wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.

Cleopatra. Ooh ooh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why are you guys all sitting?

-Everybody get up and let's do the Egyptian dance!

-Teach me.

It goes this way, this way, that way...

Nice dance, boys. But did your moves do enough to impress?

Or did they distract from the facts?

I thought the boat trip was really fun.

The tour guides did really well.

I think Richard and Edward did really well.

They got their facts across right,

but we just have to wait and see for the results.

It's the final stop of the tour at Tower Bridge,

and Team John's last attempt to get the facts across to the tourists.

Will the boys remember enough to win a thrill ride down the river,

or will they be slapped with a stinky fish?

Eurgh!

Welcome to this amazing, cool place!

Everybody say, "Whoa!"

ALL: Whoa!

Just so you guys know, this is called the bascular chamber.

Er, yeah, I think that's called the bascule chamber, John.

We're right now inside Tower Bridge.

So if the bridge opened right now,

we'd get squashed by that massive bit of metal coming down.

Crazy!

But instead of scaring their tourists half to death,

the boys have a humongous treat in store

-for one of their tour party.

-Me and Ed, OK,

because we're like the coolest tour guides in the whole entire world,

we have got permission later to press the buttons to open the bridge.

Who wants to do it?

-ALL:

-Me!

Oh, everyone wants to press the button.

This calls for a classic pull-a-name-out-of-the-hat scenario.

Jedward-style.

Oh. Who's that going to be? Whose name is this?

Who's going to be the chooser? Press the button? Edward!

-Are you excited?

-Yes!

-You get to open Tower Bridge.

-That's so cool.

We actually need to get out of here.

The bridge will open very soon because a boat's coming through.

Let's get out before we get squashed!

Come on, guys! Get out of here!

What an honour. The boys are going to open Tower Bridge.

But could all of this excitement

prove a huge distraction to the tourists?

And to top it off, here come Edward and Richard on a boat

to try and put them off even more.

# Come with us There's so much to discover

# A crazy adventure with me and my brother

# We'll dig up things that'll freak you out

# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure! #

Yeah! Ahem. Back to the bridge opening.

-Hello, Glen.

-Hello there.

So we're going to open Tower Bridge, are we?

-We certainly are.

-This is Edward.

He is so excited about opening Tower Bridge.

-Are you ready to do this?

-Yeah.

'Staff announcement -'

bridge controls are now switched on.

Is that John talking?

J to the E to the D to the ward. Planet Jedward.

Oh, it's John!

'Planet Jedward.

'Planet Jedward.

'Planet Jedward.'

This is so cool!

'If you do not clear the bridge, you will be...'

Exterminated.

'..exterminated.'

THEY LAUGH

There's some really confused people

walking across that bridge right now.

Opening the bridge in 3...2...1...

THEY LAUGH

Edward, you take over now. You're about to raise Tower Bridge.

London, open the bridge!

-Grab the handle and gently pull it back.

-There we go!

Oh, my God!

Whoa!

It's the coolest thing ever!

That's so cool! It's so cool.

It's definitely opening.

I just opened Tower Bridge.

Oh, so cool!

That is so awesome.

This is so Jepic!

Whoop whoop!

THEY CHEER

Yes! Awesome! We opened Tower Bridge!

THEY CHEER

London, this is the man who just raised Tower Bridge, right here!

It's an impressive climax from Team John.

They raised the bridge, but will it be enough to raise them to victory?

It's the moment of truth.

Have the tourists remembered those all-important vital facts

on the River Thames?

Or was all of the dancing, bridge-opening and bickering

too much of a distraction?

It's time to find out, as the tourists take the big test.

Will the tourists remember how tall the Monument is?

61 metres tall.

Who was the first person to have their head put on a stick?

-William...

-Wallace?

Catch, catch!

Or how many species of fish are there in the River Thames?

How much species are there?

ALL: 120.

They're being asked two questions on each of the stories.

For each correct answer, there's a point in it for the team

that told that story, and the team with the most points will win,

whilst the losers will face a humiliating fish-slapping dance

with loads of smelly old fish. Yuck!

The test is now over. It's time to reveal the score.

Right, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Edward and Richard, 12 points.

Oh, my Jedward! That's really bad.

John and Ed...

27!

JOHN AND ED CHEER

No, no, no...

I asked...

-12 points.

-Richard, what am I, what am I?

-Yeah, yeah, all right.

-What are you?

-I'm a fish!

Here, fishy, fishy! Here, fishy!

I taught you all the facts!

You said we had this in the bag.

John, I think we've got a boat to catch.

Yeah, come on, let's get out of here.

Congratulations, Team John,

kicking off the series with his first win.

John and Ed are now off to ride the waves of victory

on an exhilarating, adrenaline-pumping,

super-fast speedboat, while the losers, Edward and Richard,

will now have to partake in a gruesome fish-slappnig dance

where they'll get disgustingly slapped

by a load of rotten old fish.

How will Richard cope, seeing as he's terrified of fish?

Or will the sheer pleasure of slapping Edward with one

cure his fishy phobia?

It's not good. I just don't like fish.

I can't get my head around that we've lost.

Not good. I feel really sick.

Here we go.

JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

Yeah, looks like he's cured.

Whooo!

This is what winners do!

Driving speedboats really fast down the River Thames!

HE GASPS

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