Duxford Jedward's Big Adventure

The United Kingdom - land of hope and glory.

Who better to entrust with our nation's heritage than...Jedward?

Today it's Duxford.

-Go, John!

-Brrrrr!

-There'll be sing-alongs...

# You are my sunshine... #

-There'll be marching...

-Left, right, left...

And there'll be some bad plane impressions as the big-haired twins

go head-to-head to see who will be the best tour guide.

It's Jedward's Big Adventure! Chocks away!

# Come with us, there's so much to discover

# Crazy adventures with me and my brother

# We'll take on things that will freak you out

# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure

# Be your tour guides, there's so much to do

# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you

# Never know what you'll find and we'll mess with your mind

# Hair-raising, trail-blazing, totally wild

-# Jedward's Big Adventure.

-#

The Imperial War Museum, Duxford - home to over 200 aircraft,

tanks, military vehicles

and for two days only...

Jedward.

-We're here.

-Where?

-This is Duxford.

-Here, ducky-ducky!

TOOT!

-Look, Edward, it's our mission.

-Hey! Get off! They're for the ducks!

It says, "Dear Jedward, in just 24 hours' time

"you will each have to give a group of tourists

"a guided tour of the Imperial War Museum, Duxford.

"You'll be telling them all about the Battle of Britain

and the role of the Air Force in World War II.

But what about the ducks?

Edward, there are no ducks.

This is a war museum, it has aeroplanes and like, boats and stuff.

Hey, look! Whoever gives the best tour

will get to fly in a real World War II aeroplane.

Awesome!

But whoever loses will have to sit in a dark, dingy air-raid shelter

with a stinky gas mask!

-Edward, I think we're going to need some help.

-Hey, look!

Who's that over there?

Edward, look! It's Naveed Choudhry and Katie McGlynn from Waterloo Road.

Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure, guys. You guys excited?

Wheeey! Very excited.

-So what do you guys know about ducks?

-Not a lot.

I told you, there aren't any ducks.

What do you guys know about World War II and the Battle of Britain?

-Not a lot.

-Edward, I think we need an expert. What do you think?

Yeah. You guys relax while we get the facts.

Come on, let's see what the experts say, Edward.

Yes, there's no ducking out of this challenge.

It's time to get quacking and no more duck jokes.

Tomorrow, John and Edward will be leading a group of tourists

round Duxford, a place they know absolutely nothing about.

John will be helped by Naveed while Edward will be with Katie.

Each will be given three stories

which the tourists will be tested on.

Look at the plane, John!

It's time for the boys to meet their expert for the day.

He's a man who knows all about Britain's fight

against Nazi Germany in World War II, which lasted from 1939 to 1945.

He's Carl Warner - hello, Carl - and Carl's going to start with

the Battle of Britain in 1940 and the planes that fought in it.

-What is this?

-This is a replica of a Spitfire.

-What's a replica?

-It means a copy.

-He's a replica of me.

-By how many seconds?

By ten seconds.

The RAF had two main fighter aeroplanes in the Battle of Britain,

the Spitfire and the Hurricane.

Spitfire and Hurricane.

In 1940 with France defeated and much of Europe under Nazi control,

Britain stood alone.

The German leader, Adolf Hitler, now wanted to invade the UK.

To do that he needed to take control of the skies

and that meant destroying the RAF -

one of the greatest air battles in history was about to begin.

In desperate dogfights over the skies of southern England,

the Spitfires and Hurricanes of the smaller RAF

took on the might of the massive German Air Force, the Luftwaffe.

The Spitfire became a symbol for the incredible bravery

of the few young pilots who won the Battle of Britain

and stopped Hitler from invading.

(John.)

-How fast does this aeroplane go, really fast?

-Pretty fast, yeah.

One of the things that a fighter needs is speed.

-So this is like a sports car in aeroplane terms?

-That's right, yeah.

Why's it called a Spitfire? Does it spit fire?

Effectively it does because it's got four machine guns in that wing

and four in that wing.

-Does it actually fire everywhere, like, phooosh?!

-That's so dangerous!

It was dangerous and if you imagine the bravery it would take

to get inside one of these, fly off with your squadron

and quite often these young men were shot down, they were killed.

-These guys were so brave.

-They're total heroes.

Think of the responsibility they had,

they did it for their country and they totally rocked it!

That's right.

If they hadn't been so brave then we'd all be speaking, like, German.

I'd be like, "Hello, Guten Tag, we sie Jedward."

-And they were about your age as well.

-They were our age?

-We're 20 years old.

-Yeah.

-For that, like, age.

-Could you do it?

We couldn't even drive a car!

Wow, that story certainly hit home with the boys.

-Time for the next stop on their tour.

-Carl, what is this?

-This is an air-raid shelter.

-An air-raid shelter. And what's that?

Well, this is a mocked-up version of something that was in

hundreds of thousands of people's gardens in the Second World War.

The Luftwaffe bombed British cities night after night for nine months.

This was called the Blitz

and it was designed to break British spirits and make them surrender.

Wailing sirens were the warning that German bombers were on their way

and people would rush to air-raid shelters with their gas masks.

Around 43,000 people died during the Blitz

and hundreds of thousands of homes were destroyed.

So, Carl, this is kind of like having your own hideout/den, wasn't it?

It was, it was a bit more serious than that.

People depended for their lives on structures like this.

The important thing to remember is that you didn't know

when you got out whether your house would still be there.

So it was really scary and it was really uncertain

-and people didn't know what to expect.

-What are those masks?

-Can we try those masks on? Pass one.

-Well, these...

They're like Darth Vader masks.

These are gas masks. Everybody in the UK had to carry...

It will ruin my hair!

It will probably damage your hair(!)

So every person in the UK had masks? Yeah, even babies had them.

Babies had them where they were huge masks that babies had to fit inside.

-It's not a Darth Vader mask, take it off.

-Hair's still good.

-Carl, OK, how long have you been learning history for?

-Many years.

Do you think we'll be able to learn all this information in a day?

I think you're going to be great.

Who d'you think'll be better tomorrow with the tourists - me or Edward?

I couldn't possibly say. I've got my suspicions.

Just say Edward.

I think someone called Grimes is going to win.

So how's your seat on the fence, Carl? Comfy is it?

Oh, well, Katie and Naveed have no such doubts.

They're rooting firmly for their OWN teams.

-I must say, I'm pretty confident.

-You're joking?

-This is Jedward we're talking about.

-Oh, yeah.

-No, but I think I've got the cleverest one.

-Do you?

-Yeah.

-No, I think Edward's all right, you know.

-We're going to win.

I don't want to be in the dark, dingy shelter.

Ooh, well, close your eyes and get used to it

cos that's where you're heading!

Eh, I don't think so, mate!

Well, time will tell.

Whilst Naveed and Katie are getting competitive, John and Edward

continue their fact-finding tour of the museum with Carl.

OK, boys, this is the operations room.

This is where it really happened?

That's right, this is where all Duxford's fighters

-were directed into combat.

-This place is so cool!

I feel like I'm actually back in World War II.

Well, that's the effect we're going for.

With lots of men involved in fighting overseas,

millions of women helped with the war effort

in places like the operations room.

This was similar to an early computer

or air-traffic control centre

which tracked where the German Air Force was heading with their bombs

so that the Spitfires and Hurricanes could fly off to attack them.

Ops rooms right across the UK would order their squadrons

to scramble and all the pilots would stop what they were doing

and rush to their aircraft.

The most important thing was information

coming in from radar stations.

So all that information comes in right here and gets processed

and pushed out again.

So how does it feel that the air we're breathing right now,

this is where it all went down and we're standing where it happened?

It was in rooms like this that the defence of this country

was planned and carried out.

It's halfway through their day of finding out about World War II

and the boys have the Battle of Britain,

the Blitz and the ops room covered.

But how much of that will they remember?

No time for swotting, Carl has more to show them.

All right, Carl, we're here at this ginormous aeroplane. What is this?

-This is a B-17 Flying Fortress.

-A B-17 Flying Fortress?

-Mm-hm.

So this is an American aircraft that was used in the Second World War

and it's a bomber.

It wasn't just the British fighting the Luftwaffe -

pilots from countries such as Poland, Czechoslovakia,

Australia, Canada, South Africa, New Zealand

and they all fought with the RAF

and by 1942 the Americans had arrived in the UK

with their bombers such as the Flying Fortress

to help fight the Nazis.

This was great for British children as the Americans brought sweets,

chocolate and chewing gum which were very difficult to get

-in rationed Britain.

-Cool!

This particular aircraft is called Sally B.

Lots of the American planes had names.

It still flies today and it flies in memory of the thousands

of American airmen who very tragically were killed over Germany.

-What's its official title again?

-It's a Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress.

A Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress and its nickname is Sally B?

See that? I already know my facts and we haven't even started the tour.

-Carl, you're so cool!

-Imagine if you've never seen an American before

except in the movies and all of a sudden they're here.

(AMERICAN ACCENT) Hey, y'all, want some French fries? Want a burger?

Hey, y'all. Yeah, I want a dollar.

So what did the Americans do to have...fun?!

They brought over a completely different culture in many respects.

-The Jitterbug, for example.

-What's that?

It was a type of dance and it became really popular all over the world

cos Americans were bringing it...

What type of dance is it? How does it go? Does it go like this? Like this?

It's kind of like a ballroom dance, it's quite energetic

but I think you ought to find out for yourselves.

OK, we'll find out what it is and we'll show all the tourists tomorrow.

Mm, lucky tourists(!)

Clearly the boys are enjoying their tour of Duxford

more than Carl is enjoying their impressions anyway.

We are getting ready for takeoff. The aeroplane is now taking off,

we hope you enjoy your flight with Jed Airways.

Jed aeroplane's flying.

Oh, no, it's crashed!

Next, Carl has another plane to show them.

No, it's not one of those, it's one of these, a Lancaster bomber.

-Do you have to be really important to have your own plane?

-Pretty much.

-How can we get our own plane?

-You could buy one?

-Is it expensive?

-Yeah.

-How much would this cost?

-More than I earn.

When you start working for us I'll give you loads of money!

OK, so, we're going to have a look now at what the Lancaster carried,

it's called a bouncing bomb.

Lancasters are most famous for the Dambusters raid in 1943.

The Allies worked out that it would really hit Germany hard

if they destroyed some of the dams

that supplied all of the power to the factories.

But bombing a dam is very difficult and they were very well protected.

Dr Barnes Wallis came up with a genius idea.

First, testing his theory in the back garden

using his daughter's marbles,

Dr Wallis invented a bomb that could bounce on water before sinking

and exploding at the bottom of the dam.

Whoa! Some awesome facts, Edward!

The squadron that carried it out - number 617 Squadron -

they were known as the Dambusters, for obvious reasons.

Carl, is there any chance that me and John could fly one of these?

You might have to wear a helmet

which might do some irreparable damage to your hair.

We have really good vision, we're able to do this in the dark!

OK, well, that's good enough.

Carl, we're going to teach you something.

John's the plane and I'm the bomb, OK? Go, John!

THEY MAKE AEROPLANE NOISES

-Drop the bomb!

-Pow!

Bounce to Carl.

Pow! Pow! Boom!

Dear, oh dear! That's why Carl's the expert, boys, and not you!

Left, right, quick march into our final story!

Carl, what is this stuff?

They want me to tell you about an organisation

called the Special Operations Executive, SOE for short.

In 1940, the Prime Minister, Winston Churchill,

started the Special Operations Executive.

Men and women were trained to become spies,

learning how to kill with their bare hands,

parachute out of aeroplanes and to disguise themselves.

Exploding rats, canoes that went underwater

and fake hollow trees to hide secret equipment

were just some of the clever ideas thought up by undercover agents

to strike the enemy anytime, anywhere.

So you would have a fake object that to the untrained eye

you'd just go, "Oh, that's a tree or a piece of wood

"or a piece of fruit or something,"

then within that you could conceal stuff.

So anything from plastic explosives and things like that to radios

and transmitters to compasses.

-Back then, could we have hid stuff in our hair?

-You could have done,

but do you think the Germans might have spotted you and gone,

"That's not a usual hairstyle?"

They needed to be secret, they needed to be unobtrusive.

-They needed to blend totally into the background.

-Yep.

I don't think your skills are blending into the background.

The whole point of the SOE was to blend in and not get noticed

-and keep undercover, keep under the radar.

-That's it.

Were they like James Bond?

They were very much like that, but, of course, the tragedy is that

when Special Operations Executive agents were caught,

frequently they were executed because the punishment

for being a spy behind enemy lines in lots of countries is death.

That's what's so interesting about this place is that

you've got the really cool aeroplanes and everything

but what they were used for was really traumatic.

That's exactly it, yeah.

I think Carl taught us so much about World War II.

I didn't know so much stuff about World War II,

now I do and I'm ready to give an amazing tour tomorrow.

I hope you took in as much stuff as I did.

-Don't you realise that I'm really good at history?

-No, you're not.

-No, I'm good.

-You're not going to be tomorrow.

You may be good at history but you're not as good at World War II as me.

-Are you excited, Edward? Are you scared?

-I'm finishing my orange.

How do you feel that I took more facts than you did?

-You're going down!

-We'll see!

Back at the hotel the teams get busy preparing for tomorrow.

Kate, OK, I know all the facts. I'm really smart.

-Naveed, what are you doing?!

-Shhh! Just listening.

You're trying to listen to Katie and Edward?

Yeah, they might have some good ideas.

-D'you know any facts about it?

-No.

-I don't know, maybe it's like...

-What can I tell you? I don't know what to say.

-D'you want to win this?

-What's going on there?

-It's awfully quiet.

-We're going to win this, come on!

-We'll win this just for being cool.

They're talking about how awesome I am and that I'll win.

-Are they crying...?

-They say they're going to win!

They're not, what are they saying that for?

Because the bomb shelter's really, really small and it's really dingy,

I was thinking brightening it up by getting, like, a cool sing-song.

Ooh, right, that's good.

Focus, John. Focus.

I'm totally focused, you're the one that needs to focus!

-Hopefully things are more harmonious next door.

-Three...

# You are my sunshine, my only sunshine... #

Or maybe not.

# You make me happy > when skies are grey... #

Hmm, I quite agree, Naveed.

# You have no idea how much I love you

# So don't take my sunshine away. #

That's quite enough of that, thank you. Night-night, teams!

-ALARM CLOCK RINGS

-Morning!

7am at Duxford and the tourists are on their way.

CHEERING

Really excited because we'll be learning new things. I'm so excited!

In the meantime, Katie and Naveed meet to talk tactics.

-I've learned so much.

-Oh, have you now?

-Yeah. You know what?

I listened last night and there wasn't much coming from your room.

I don't think so.

I'm pretty sure I heard you snoring while we were working really,

really hard, making all our props and everything.

Ours is actually going to be fun and not boring like a teacher.

Those kids are going to learn because me and John are the perfect team.

-Really?

-Well, watch out, McGlynn.

Yeah, good luck with that(!)

What is for certain though is that our tourists have no idea

what they are going to see nor who their tour guides are.

Time to surprise some tourists.

Watch out, tourists! It's Jedward!

SCREAMING

-Open the bus.

-I had no clue it would be Jedward. It was amazing.

When they just come through, it was brilliant!

-Are you excited about the day? ALL:

-Yeah!

John'll be teaching you facts, I'll be teaching you facts

and by the end of the day you guys will take a test.

-You guys excited?

-Yes, a test(!)

I'm really not sure that I'll learn anything today.

I'm going to be on one team and Ed's going to be on one team,

so we're going to need extra help, OK.

Make some noise for Naveed Choudhry and Katie McGlynn of Waterloo Road.

-CHEERING NAVEED:

-High-five!

Amazing.

Don't be so starstruck, OK, they'll give you autographs later, OK?

Get over there and do this. Let's go, everyone run. Yes!

We're, like, in a running race.

It's time to start the tours and find out which team will be

flying high and which team are heading for a bumpy landing.

First up, it's John and Naveed. Nice outfit, John(!)

-Are you scared?

-No.

-I'm not scared!

-I've got the clever twin!

-Who's that?

-You.

I know, I'm as clever... Yeah, oh, me, OK.

-Are you confident with your facts?

-Yeah, of course I am!

I have total faith in you, you've got total faith in me.

I'm John, you're Naveed, and together we are Javeed! Whoo! Yeah!

Yeah, they're very confident

but will they remember their facts from yesterday?

I don't think Jedward know anything about the Battle of Britain.

Naveed's going to tell you about the war, tell 'em, Naveed.

In the 1940s Hitler had taken over France

and now he wanted to do the same to Britain,

but what he had to do was he had to take over the skies.

The German Air Force was called the Luftwaffe

and they had loads more planes than the RAF,

but the RAF had the best pilots in the world,

so in the end they overcome...

With the help of the Spitfire and the Hurricane plane,

they took over the Luftwaffe and won the Battle of Britain.

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Guys, I've got a question to ask you, OK? Who wants to fly a Spitfire?

-ALL:

-Me!

All right, let's do this. You ready for this?

-What, like, really fly it?

-Yeah, I'm flying this, I'm a professional.

-I've got this, I'm a pilot. Let's do this.

-Don't do this to me, mate!

-Just got to twist to this.

-I didn't sign up for this, John!

I'm being serious, John!

ENGINE STARTS TO PURR

Here I go. I'm flying it. Yep, here we go.

I'm flying it all over the place. CHILDREN LAUGH

Whoo!

I'm the best flyer ever!

Yep, there I go. Amazing.

I could fly Spitfires all day.

You had me going there for a minute, John.

Naveed, you were totally freaking out.

You've got to always have faith in me, OK?

-I would never put you in danger, ever.

-Sir, yes, Sir!

Pretty good attempt at the story of the Battle of Britain there, boys,

but will it be enough to get you the points you need?

Now for Katie and Edward on the Blitz, but where are they?

Oh, yeah, there they are.

-Do you know what the Blitz was?

-ALL:

-No.

The Blitz in German means "lightning"

and it was this whole event where the Germans bombed all of the UK

and it was to dampen the spirits of all the people in the UK.

If they saw bombs coming down, they got inside these and a siren

would go off and it was a warning for everybody to get inside.

Well, Edward's certainly packing the facts in

but remember to breathe, Edward!

Maybe when you were outside... When you got inside one day your house

might be all rubble, so when you were in here you were totally safe.

At last.

They used to sing songs. These songs are from the time of the war.

They weren't Jedward songs at the time cos Jedward

weren't out at that time.

Hit it!

So, a medley of wartime songs.

Oh, Edward's resorted to mime.

This is going to be lovely(!)

-In your own time.

-We don't know the words to the song.

Yeah, those will be the words in front of you, Edward(!)

Oh, dear. Probably for the best. Let's see if this one is any better.

# You are my sunshine

# My only sunshine... #

No.

Naveed, what's going on down there?

I don't know, it sounds like cats screaming.

It sounds really bad, that's all I can say.

Come on, Naveed, let's get out of here.

That's not sunshine, that is rain.

OK, ready for the big finish. Eyes and teeth, jazz hands at the ready!

Cool.

Next up, it's the bouncing bomb story.

I am Sergeant John and this is soldier Naveed.

We're going to demonstrate what the Lancaster bomber used to do.

-What's it going to let out? ALL:

-Bouncing Bomb.

And who was it designed by? Barnes Wallis.

In three, two, one... Go!

I didn't really know that much about Lancaster bombers until now.

Bombers, come on.

They are quite good at accents,

so they were kind of doing good German accents.

Well done, pilots. Right on target.

But will it help you remember the facts or will John and Naveed

be crash-landing after you take the big test?

For the next tour with the help of some experts,

Edward and Katie have reconstructed a mock-up ops room.

Let's see if they can explain what's going on.

Everybody stop what they're doing, Edward has to talk.

-PHONE RINGS

-Will someone get that?

Who's calling?

That's the dispersal, they want to know if it's scramble.

Oh, no. Things have not got off to a good start.

-Edward is starting to look confused already.

-OK.

That's going to be 610 Squadron.

You are probably wondering what these people are doing.

This is Nigel and Jude, OK? They are working the operations room.

-This is like a radar.

-Actually, Edward, it's an ops table.

-They got the information from telephone.

-No, they didn't.

And no matter what happened... I don't know what I'm doing!

Yep, that's obvious!

In the operations room, when you heard scramble, that means...

We all have to stop what we're doing, run over there and then me and

Edward both have to get these clothes on, you've got to help us, right?

-Are you ready? Are you excited? ALL:

-Yeah.

Good.

-Did you say something?

-Immediate scramble?

-Ready? Go!

-Scramble!

So, a pretty shambolic job of explaining the ops room

to the tourists from Katie and Edward there.

That could cost you points when they are tested later, guys!

They're off! First into the pilot's gear and to the flag wins.

It looks like it's going to be... It's Edward, he's done it!

-The winner!

-Oh, no!

So, Edward can beat Katie but can they both beat Team Javeed

or will they be sampling the comforts

of that scary air-raid shelter?

Ooooh!

Next with story of wartime spies it's Choudhry, Naveed Choudhry,

but will he remember what SOE stands for and who formed it?

-Welcome to the Special Operations Executive.

-Good start.

Formed in July 1940 by the Prime Minister, Winston Churchill, himself.

-Well done.

-The SOE...

-Shouldn't John be hearing this? Where is he?

I can't see him anywhere! Maybe we should ask that guy with the paper.

Excuse me?

Whoa! What a brilliant disguise!

Busted! Abort! Abort!

Mission semi-accomplished.

It's time for the last stop on the tour and pretty soon

either John or Edward will be flying high in a World War II plane.

To make sure it's Edward and not John in that plane,

Edward and Katie need to remember the name of that American aircraft.

-It's called Sally B and it's a B-17.

-Very good.

-What is it?

-ALL:

-B-17.

And why is it called Sally B? I don't know, OK?

Anyway, if I had a plane I'd call it Edward G. What would you call yours?

Katie M.

This is an American plane and it has guns,

it has bombs underneath there.

Not only were Britain, like, totally rocking it in the World War II

but they also had allies of America

so they came together to help each other.

They introduced new things to the UK cos the Americans introduced

really cool dance moves and it was called the Jitterbug.

It wasn't about a bug, it was actually dance moves

and we are going to demonstrate them to you.

Seven! I know, wrong show, I've just always wanted to do that!

That's it - left leg in, right leg out. Yep, well done.

Yeah.

Oh, they're all at it now!

Well done, tourists, you've got the idea, that's it.

Ha-ha, Edward and Katie bringing today's tour to an end

in stylish fashion there.

Nice moves, guys!

But did they get enough facts across

and how many will the tourists remember,

or did Team Javeed do a better job?

Lancaster... Bouncing bomb.

Time to find out as the tourists take...the big test!

They're being asked two questions on each of the stories.

For each correct answer there's a point in it for the team

that told that story.

The team with most points will win!

"What sort of plane is a Sally B?"

I think we taught the kids a lot of interesting facts,

I think we should go and write a history book.

-We should and then make it into a song!

-Songs are always good.

Eh, not always, Edward. Remember this? We do.

Cos the Americans went, "Scram!" Didn't they? D'you remember that?

-What's a scram...?

-Scramble. Is it scramble?

-Scramble, yeah.

We learnt loads of stuff about planes.

We know a lot about World War II and we hope the kids learnt as much.

-Something Wallis.

-Barnes Wallis. Yeah, Barnes Wallis.

Yeah, we're going to win. Seriously, we were amazing.

-Winston Churchill himself.

-What was it like being with me?

-It was very enjoyable.

-Yeah?

-It had its ups and downs but more ups.

Ups and downs for sure, Naveed.

But will John be up in that plane or will you both be down in that

dingy air-raid shelter? It's the moment of truth.

After winning the Thames show, John is leading 1-0.

Nigel and Julie are back with the scores.

Well, it's time to find out who's won today's episode

of Jedward's Big Adventure, learning all about World War II.

It's going to be us.

-There we go.

-Right, we have the results here.

Now...

Edward's squadron has accumulated...

29 points. HE GASPS

Yes! Is that good or bad?

We'll find out very shortly.

John's squadron has accumulated...

35 points.

THEY CHEER

Yes! Yes!

Go, Team Javeed! Yes!

Yes! Whoo!

OK, guys. John, I'm really happy for you.

I don't want to go to the dingy air-raid shelter.

Well done, Team Javeed. Cue chest bump!

I'm so excited, OK. I get to fly a World War II plane.

Put the headphones on, I know my hair's going to get ruined.

Yes!

It's cold and it's dark and there's loads of spiders!

I want to be in the World War II plane!

Go right up into the sky, fly around, it's going to be amazing!

I'm really, really excited. I can't wait.

I'm going to be up there flying like a bird, flying like an eagle,

flying like...a paper aeroplane.

-SQUEAKING

-You farted!

I didn't fart, you did,

but it doesn't matter cos we've got gas masks on, idiot!

I feel amazing that I won the prize. So cool!

-BURP!

-Oh, I just burped.

Oh, no, that's inside your gas mask!

Aah!

So scary, exciting, amazing, all at the same time. Best prize ever.

Now all I've got to see is if my hair lasted under the helmet.

Let's see it.

Yep, it's there.

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