Cheddar Jedward's Big Adventure

The United Kingdom, land of hope and glory.

Who better to entrust with our nation's heritage than...

Jedward?!

Today the twins are in Cheddar Gorge, and competing to give some

surprised tourists a cheesy tour that they'll never forget.

Yo, Jamie, give me a beat!

Will the teams' knowledge set the world on fire?

Whoa! It's like some sort of crazy magic!

Or will they hit rock bottom?

# It's a stalactite! It's a stalagmite! #

It's time for Jedward's Big Adventure!

Oh, my Jedward!

# Come with us, there's so much to discover!

# Crazy adventures with me and my brother

# We'll dig up things that will freak you out

# Jedward's Big Adventure

# We'll be your tour guides There's so much to do

# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you!

# Never know what you'll find It'll mess with your mind

# Hair-rasing, trail-blazing Totally wild!

# Jedward's Big Adventure. #

The Cheddar Gorge in Somerset,

a world famous beauty spot with stunning cliff tops,

spooky caves and all sorts of rare and interesting wildlife.

Like him. Hello, mate!

Talking of which, where's Jedward?

We're here, Edward, the Cheddar Gorge!

-Whoa, I can't believe this is all made of cheese!

-Edward!

What are you doing? Don't you want some bread and pickle with that?

Yeah, that would be awesome, John.

Edward, look! It's our mission.

"Dear Jedward, welcome to Cheddar Gorge.

"In just 24 hours' time, you'll each have to give

"a group of tourists a guided tour around the gorge.

"You'll be going into caves, climbing rocks

"and meeting a 9,000-year-old-man."

John, that's, like, as old a Louis Walsh!

Or even as old as Simon Cowell!

"Today's winners will get to play a gamed called curds and 'wa-hey'.

"Where they get to roll the loser around in a giant ball

"full of cheesy curds and whey."

DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL STING

-Aw!

-John, we're going to need some help.

Hey, look!

I can see Kieran Alleyne from Friday Download

and Jamie Borthwick from EastEnders!

Guys, get over here! Guys, over here! Jamie!

John, John. John. John!

-They're right here.

-Oh!

What's up, guys? Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure.

-What do you guys know about Cheddar Gorge?

-Uh... Nothing.

-You guys don't know anything about this place?

-Do you like cheese?

Not really.

So, I think we should go ask the experts,

so you guys relax while we go get the facts.

-Let's go, John!

-Let's get out of here!

Tomorrow, John and Edward will be leading a group of tourists

around the Cheddar Gorge. No cheesy task!

John will be helped by Jamie Borthwick,

while Edward will be with Kieran Alleyne.

-I'm just so glad I'm with John.

-No, I'm with John.

-No, I'm with John, the one with longer hair.

-They're twins.

They're both exactly the same. John's the clever one

and I'm glad that I'm with him.

-That means I won't lose.

-Ah, no way.

Yes, maybe Kieran should be worried,

as Edward has lost every tour so far.

Will Team Edward be able to turn it around?

Each team will be given three stories which the tourists

will be tested on to establish who the best tour guides are.

So the boys had better concentrate.

Hey, guys, welcome to Cheddar Caves and Gorge. Obviously there's a cliff.

It's time for the boys to meet their first expert, John.

Hi, John!

He'll be taking the boys on a magical whirlwind bus tour

of the Cheddar Gorge.

Gorge-ous!

What's up? I'm John, he's Edward, and together we are Jedward!

We're here to find out about Cheddar Gorge.

Let's get on this bus, the Jed bus!

Cheddar Gorge.

We're ready to find out all we can about Cheddar Gorge. Let's go!

Calm down, boys.

It's vital you remember as many facts as possible for tomorrow.

We're travelling up a prehistoric riverbed.

The river is the River Yeo.

Is he really taking notes on his hand?

Let's hope that's not permanent ink.

The Cheddar Gorge is just over three miles long.

-Can you repeat that again?

-At its highest, it's 450 feet high.

-You got that?

-I can't remember all this information!

-Oh, no.

This makes it the longest gorge in Great Britain,

but also the highest inland cliffs in the country.

-How high?

-Oh, dear.

You can see the highest sheer limestone cliff face in the country.

-A question. Where's the cheese?

-Oh, that's a good question.

Loads and loads of wildlife here in Cheddar Gorge.

There's sheep and there's goats as well.

And they're here to help keep all this scrub down.

Are the sheep like lawnmowers?

Kind of.

Living somewhere up there is the fastest creature on the planet.

-What's that?

-The Peregrine Falcon.

They can reach speeds over 200 miles an hour.

Whoa, that's fast!

-So, that's the end of the bus tour.

-Whoa! So much facts, John!

I hope we learn enough facts for tomorrow for our tours.

Just kept talking and talking and it just didn't go into my brain!

-See what I wrote down on your hand.

-What are you doing?

This doesn't look like facts, it looks like scribbles.

I liked the colour of the pen.

Let's get out of here and see what else we can find about Cheddar Gorge.

Fingers crossed they've retained some information,

as one of them is going to have to take a party of tourists

on the same tour bus tomorrow morning.

Come on, John. Hurry up, let's go.

Whaaa! Yeeeeah!

Next up, the boys have entered Gough's Cave to find out

all about how the gorge was formed, and John's back to tell them.

Let's hope the boys can keep up this time.

What is this place?

-It's like a huge lump of cheese.

-This is called Gough's Cave.

Why is it called Gough's Cave?

The gentleman that first excavated it was called Richard Gough.

-So if we found a cave, could we call it the Jedward Cave?

-Yeah.

-Call it whatever you want.

-How are caves formed?

They're formed by water.

HARP MUSIC

Over the past 2.6 million years,

Britain has gone through extreme changes in weather.

At one time,

most of the northern hemisphere was covered in huge sheets of ice.

As each ice age melted, huge rivers of water flowed across the land.

In Cheddar, the water gradually carved through the limestone,

creating the gorge as we know it today.

It's so cool because it's so natural and built all by nature.

-No, a bat, a bat!

-It's a bat!

THEY SHOUT

Stop worrying about the bats and start worrying about the facts!

Have a look in there, you can see stalactites, stalagmites

and columns in there.

Check it out, Edward, there's stalagmites, stalactites...

There's water. Tell us more about stalactites and stalagmites.

Stalactites are the ones that grow down.

It's the water dripping through the roof,

leaving behind its mineral deposit.

Stalagmites, the ones that look like your hair,

are the ones that grow up.

-Awesome!

-So if people ask us from now on,

"John, where did you get the inspiration for your hair?"

I can go, "One day I was walking down a cave,

"saw these things called stalagmites, and I said, you know,

"it would be cool if I styled my hair that way as well."

It's the rock's fault.

Anyway, this place looks really, really spooky.

It looks like somewhere where people...

There's dead bodies or something. JOHN LAUGHS

Funny you should say that, guys.

-Uh-oh!

-Let's go look at something else.

Intriguing.

I've got to make a wish.

I wish Jedward's Big Adventure

will become the biggest adventure ever.

Here's hoping!

Tomorrow John and Edward will go head to head as they each

take a group of tourists around the Cheddar Gorge.

The loser will face a cheese ball of doom!

Sorry, got carried away there.

Maybe not doom, but they will become rather

weak at the knees as they roll down a hill in a ball full of cheese.

There it is!

I can't get in a ball of cheese and roll around.

I want to be the one pushing the ball, not inside.

One, get all dizzy and that will be terrible,

and two, I don't like cheese.

Well, you must be crackers then, coming to Cheddar! Ha, ha, ha!

Oh, no!

It's time for the next story, which is all about the Cheddar Man.

Talk about dead bodies.

Oh, my Jedward! It's a dead body.

-Is that real?

-It's not real.

This is a replica, but it's laid out exactly as it was found in 1903.

This is called Cheddar Man.

HARP MUSIC

At just over 9,000 years old, Cheddar Man is the oldest complete

skeleton ever to be found in Britain.

At some point during his life, he received a massive blow

to the front of his head, which eventually led to his death.

He was found amongst old tools and animal and human bones,

a sort of prehistoric rubbish tip.

-So this is a rubbish tip then?

-We think it probably was, yeah,

because of the number of thrown away flint tools in here.

-John, who was Cheddar Man?

-He was a Mesolithic hunter-gatherer.

We don't know an awful lot. We can make some guesses.

We know that he received a nasty blow to the head at some point.

Didn't kill him. We know that cos the bones started to heal.

But a bit of the bone got caught in his sinuses,

caused a massive infection and killed him.

So maybe, because of his head injury, he acted a bit strange,

and they buried him in here out of the way of everyone else.

A few years ago they did some DNA testing on the bones

and discovered that there's a direct link with Cheddar Man

and the current history teacher in the school in Cheddar.

I think we're related to Cheddar Man, Edward.

We couldn't be. I don't even like cheese.

John, do you like cheese?

-I like cheese.

-What type of cheese do you like?

-Cheddar.

You "cheddar" believe it! I'm sorry!

The boys are halfway through their tour of the Cheddar Gorge.

So far, they've found out when the gorge was formed,

all about stalactites and stalagmites,

and some rather cheesy facts about the Cheddar Man.

There he is.

Tomorrow they'll be going head to head

and each giving a tour of their own,

but who will find it easy cheesy and who will be getting cheesed off?

I'm going to stop now.

Back to John, who will this time be telling the boys

all the chewy facts about cannibalism. Yikes!

EDWARD GASPS

So, John, what do you have to show us here. What is this?

-Behind you, guys, are human bones.

-They're real!

-They're real.

-They were found in Gough's Cave.

-And why are they here?

These are evidence that cannibalism happened in Cheddar Gorge.

-Cannibalism?

-What's cannibalism?

-People eating each other.

The people who stayed at the gorge mainly ate horses,

which they killed by chasing them over the edge of the cliff.

But there is also evidence to suggest

that our ancestors were cannibals.

It's believed they even took the flesh of skulls,

cut out the eyes, ate the tongues

and then carved the skulls into

cups and bowls for eating and drinking.

-Aargh!

-That's crazy.

That's like me eating you! When did this happen?

About 14,700 years ago.

Were the people dead before they started eating them?

Yeah. They would have been dead and cooked.

How do you know there was cannibalism?

Have a look in there, through the magnifying glass.

There's clear marks where the people were scalped,

so they could get access to the eyes, and also clear marks

where the tongue had been cut out, so they could eat that, as well.

Nice and soft and tasty.

-Urgh!

-I'm really, really getting scared.

John, can we get out of here?

-Edward, that was so creepy.

-So scary.

I'm so scared. I think I need to change my...

HE BREAKS WIND

Whoa! Anyway, moving on, it's time to meet our next expert, Paul,

or should that be Caveman Paul?

He'll be taking the boys back to the prehistoric times

and showing them a thing or two about survival back then.

Paul, what are we wearing right now?

These lovely deerskins, the sort of thing Cheddar Man

would have been wearing here.

Can you tell us more about what it was like back then?

The life was about surviving. You did what you could to survive.

Our ancient ancestors used razor-sharp flints

to kill and to butcher animals

and to make clothes from the animal skins and furs.

Flint knapping is the shaping of flints into different tools.

Everybody would have had their own toolkit.

MAMMOTH TRUMPETS

This is a lump of flint

and this would have given you all your very sharp knives.

That's really sharp!

One of the sharpest things on the planet, obsidian.

So, back then, you had to actually go and get your own food?

Get your own food and make your tools to catch the food.

What other cool things can you show us from back then?

-We use these sticks to light fires.

-Can we make a fire right now?

You can give it a go. This is the bow, so that goes in there.

-Yeah.

-Spins round.

If I just do it very quickly,

-then you have to start this.

-Oh, wow!

This looks interesting.

Whoa, it's creating smoke!

-And dangerous.

-Oh, it's amazing!

HE COUGHS

-See what I mean?

-There's a little ember in there.

So I'll create what's called a bird's nest.

This is what's actually going to make the flames.

He's not going to pick that up, is he?

Uh-oh!

He's going to burn his thumbs!

Wow!

Whoa!

-This is like some sort of crazy magic!

-Dangerous magic.

Don't do that, you're going to burn your hair off!

Stand back!

Woo! Yeah!

Kids, don't try this at home. He's a fully trained caveman.

And speaking of fully trained,

let's see how the boys are doing remembering all those facts.

We got to make an actual fire all from scratch.

We learnt so many cool, interesting facts.

I'm excited about meeting the tourists tomorrow

-and going through the cool facts.

-I'm going to beat you.

The day's not over, yet, boys.

You still need to meet one more expert, John.

His expertise is cheese.

There he is. Nice hairnet.

Let's go and find out how cheese is made!

Jedward are in the house.

Whoa!

Amazing.

All right, John, me and Ed

are here to find out all we can about Cheddar cheese.

To me, this looks like a gigantic bath. What is this?

This started off this morning as milk.

Now it's become curds and whey.

So how long has Cheddar cheese been made here in Cheddar?

Cheddar cheese has been recorded round this area

for over 1,000 years.

Cheese was first brought to Britain by the Romans.

Cheddar cheese got its name from the town where it was first made.

Today it's made all over the world, but in Cheddar,

over 60 tonnes are made every year in the traditional method.

COW MOOS

What's he doing right now?

He's cutting it, so that the curds and the whey will separate.

Cheese making's all about turning a liquid into a solid.

You're trying to get more and more liquid coming out of it,

and the solids then stay as the cheese.

Oh, it feels so cool.

It feels amazing. It feels like brains.

And where are the cows?

The cows are about two miles from here.

It's really important that they're from Cheddar.

What's he going to do right now?

Right, what you're going to do now is start this paddle going.

If me and Edward had our own cheese dairy here,

could we call it "Jeddar" cheese?

-Oh, yeah.

-Jeddar cheese, Not coming soon to all good retailers.

So, I think it's time for us to get out of here,

get out of these outfits and get out of these crazy hairnets.

Let's get out of here, John. This way.

-Edward, what are you doing?

-I'm maturing!

What am I doing? Am I immaturing?

It's time to say goodbye to the experts.

Tomorrow, John and Edward will be the experts,

with Jamie and Kieran being their rocks. Get it? Rocks. Oh.

Back to Jedward HQ, where the teams are frantically preparing

to try and give the best guided tours of Cheddar Gorge ever.

It's vital they remember as much as they can from what they've learnt,

in order to get all the facts across to the tourists tomorrow,

but the teams seem more interested in spying on each other.

(I can hear cheese.)

Jamie, you can't hear cheese, you can only smell cheese.

No, I mean they're talking about cheese.

You're going to be rocking this outfit and don't worry,

Lady Gaga has not worn this outfit before.

-I'm going to be a block of cheese?

-Yes.

-What do you think we should do for the cave?

-A rock concert.

I think we should do air guitar.

-Yeah, a bit of air guitar.

-I'd go...

# It's a stalactite # It's a stalagmite

# Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa # Na na na na na na na

# Stalagmite. #

I was thinking that this would be my outfit.

Don't mess with me.

I don't want to.

Do a rock pose.

One like this, like, yeah!

Yeah!

Room service. (Let's go.)

Deary me, time you got to bed, boys, I think. Sweet dreams.

NARRATOR YAWNS

ALARM RINGS

Morning! Time to get up, boys.

In just an hour's time, the teams will be meeting up with

the tourists, and beginning their guided tours of Cheddar Gorge.

Let's hope they're ready.

The tourists are on their way,

and they have no idea what's about to hit them.

I'd really like our tour guide to be funny, not serious.

The perfect tour guide for me would be funny but not silly.

I hope the tour guide is someone who knows what they're talking about,

but isn't too strict.

I don't think you'll have any worries about that.

POPPING

The tourists arrive. Time for the tour guides to introduce themselves.

What's up, guys?

I'm John, he's Edward

and together we are Jedward.

We're here today to give you guys an amazing Jedly tour of Cheddar Gorge.

Everybody say cheese.

-CHILDREN:

-Cheese.

We need our celebrity friends to come out and help us, OK?

Please welcome, Jamie Borthwick from EastEnders

and Kieran Alleyne from Friday Download.

CHILDREN CHEER

Jamie's going to be on my team, the A Team,

and that's Kieran who's going to be an Edward's team.

Everyone scream, "Jedward's Big Adventure!"

-Jedward's Big Adventure!

-Let's do it.

I can't believe we just saw Jedward! It was so awesome.

I'm really, really excited to be able to do this amazing

big adventure with Jedward.

It's time for the tour to begin and Team John kick things off,

just as soon as John stops looking in that mirror.

Will they be able to get the facts about Cheddar Gorge across

to the tourists successfully?

Remember, whichever team delivers the facts the best,

gets to push the losing team round

and round and round in a ball of stinky cheese.

DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, smelly!

I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it.

Aargh!

All right, guys. Welcome to Cheddar Gorge.

It's spectacular scenery.

To my left, here, we have a cave called Gough's Cave.

What is Gough's Cave? It's a cave.

If you didn't know, it says in the title, OK?

-Thanks for clearing that up.

-To my right, here.

Look to the right, please.

That is a river called... Wait, let me see my notes.

-Wait, hold on.

-Yes?

Oh, yes, it's called the Cheddar Yeo River.

I've got a nice cool rhyme, OK?

# Cheddar Yeo River runs underground

-# Underground

-# Underground

# The Cheddar Yeo River Runs underground

# All day long. #

-Amazing singing, Jamie.

-Really? Amazing?

If you look up there, look how tall the Cheddar Gorge is.

It's 400 feet tall. That's really, really tall, OK?

Erm...

450 feet high.

Oh, dear.

To my right, here, if you look up there, we have some goats.

There are goats.

Oh, look at the goat! Look at the goat!

I didn't see that goat, OK.

OK, moving on. Let's read some more notes.

Are there any more facts? OK.

Three miles, 400 feet. OK. Cheddar... Cheddar...

Writing smudged, boys?

-That will teach you for cheating.

-I've more facts, here we go.

Read more facts, there we go.

-Oh, put it away.

-You've got a falcon.

A falcon. Home of the fastest creature on the planet

is Cheddar Gorge. That's interesting, isn't it?

-Guys, we've now reached the end of the tour. I'm John...

-I'm Jamie.

-And together we are? CHILDREN:

-Double J!

It's a strong start from Team Double J,

but will Edward and Kieran step up to the plate,

as the tour group arrives to find out all about the Cheddar Man.

Let's hope they've remembered those facts.

This is Cheddar Man,

9,000-year-old remains of a man,

made entirely, completely

of cheese.

No, he's not.

CHILDREN LAUGH

Is this helping?

No, no, no. Obviously, he wasn't made out of cheese.

He was a real man.

Why is he dressed like a piece of cheese, then?

He was found here in 1903. Think how crazy that is.

He received a blow to the head,

which made him crazy.

They did tests on DNA, and found a history teacher here,

who lives locally, is related to him

and he's his great, great, great...

..great, great, great, great, great...

NARRATOR YAWNS

..great, great, great, great grandson.

-Any questions?

-CHILDREN:

-No.

-Great.

That's, umm, great!

Over to team Double J, who are busy preparing for their rock concert,

to show how the gorge was formed.

Get ready to rock!

Hello? John? Jamie?

Aargh!

300 million years ago, there was only the rock...

..and the land was covered by water.

Billions upon billions of plants and creatures lay crushed...

..under the might of the mighty, mighty oceans.

Then, two million years ago,

the limestone rock froze.

Yo, Jamie, give me a beat!

JAMIE BEATBOXES

# The ice, ice melted The water, water flowed

# The limestone rock Erode, erode, erode... #

Yeah, I think we're going to need some subtitles here.

Drop the beat.

Cheddar Gorge, you guys have been amazing!

CHEERING

What, no encore? I want my money back.

Anyway, will the tourists have understood a word

they just rapped, or did it distract from the facts?

Good moves.

It was totally crazy. They were rapping in the cave.

I think I learnt something, but I can't quite remember,

because it's now gone.

So maybe it wasn't the best idea of teaching us, but it was still cool.

Team Edward's turn to take over at the Cheddar factory.

Will their cheesy knowledge be ripe for digesting,

or will the tourists think it's a bit mouldy?

So, guys, we're here in a cheese dairy.

-What do you think's made here?

-CHILDREN:

-Cheese.

State the obvious, Edward.

Who do you think brought cheese to the UK? It was the Romans.

They came with their soldiers like do, do, do.

But cheese has been made here for over 800 years

and the name Cheddar cheese comes from where we are today, in Cheddar.

Do you know what the main ingredient for cheese is?

-CHILDREN:

-Milk.

You put the milk in, then you add a starch,

which starts the bacteria reaction.

Very good knowledge, Edward.

Maybe today's the day you'll finally win.

And then it turns into all these tiny little pieces,

and these tiny pieces are called curd.

See this liquid here?

CHILDREN GIGGLE

It's called whey.

And no "whey" do you put that into the cheese.

-Would you like to have a cheese shower?

-No.

Well, if we lose today, that means

we're going to be covered in this stuff.

Will it be curtains for Team Edward,

or will they be celebrating all the "whey"?

It's team Double J's turn, and things are about to get grizzly.

Yikes.

All right, guys, OK?

Me and Jamie are here today to tell you about cannibalism.

Who knows what cannibalism is?

Cannibalism is when humans eat other humans.

How crazy is that?

Humans eating other humans.

I think it's disgusting. I wouldn't eat you.

-Is that yuck? CHILDREN:

-Yes.

-Can I get a "Eurgh!"

-CHILDREN:

-Eurgh!

These are human skulls behind me,

and if you look closely, there's scratch marks on the skulls.

The flesh of them used to be cut.

-CHILDREN:

-Eurgh!

They used to use them as cups

-and used to drink out of them.

-CHILDREN:

-No!

I cannibal-ieve it!

And guess what else? They used eat the brain.

-CHILDREN:

-Eurgh!

-And they ate the eyeballs!

-Eurgh!

And what else did they eat?

-They ate the tongue, as well.

-Eurgh.

-And they ate their ears!

-Eurgh.

Anyway, it's the final stop of the Cheddar Gorge tour

and Team Edward's last attempt to impress the tourists.

Will they set the world on fire

with their facts about flint knapping.

You guys can't be sitting in a cave and not look the part.

Look at the cool outfits.

Oh, lovely.

As you can see, we're all wearing reindeer skins.

The good thing about wearing these, at the time, they kept the heat in.

So, now we'll show you guys what flint knapping is.

Flint is the most sharpest substance known to man.

As you can see, it cuts this no problem.

-Wow.

-That's how sharp it is.

Flint napping is when you get flint

and you cut it to make weapons. There's spears over there.

You can use it for shaving, in case any of you guys have got beards.

Unlikely, at this age.

At the time, they wouldn't have had electricity

and to cook food they had to cook it using fire.

-So, first of all, you create this amber...

-Ember.

..and that starts your fire. It's almost like you've sparked the fire.

-This is the first step.

-Again, don't try this at home, kids.

-It takes a lot of effort to do.

-Look, look.

There's a burning amber in there. It's really hot.

So, why is he blowing on it?

Because air makes fire spread.

It'll make the spark turn into fire.

-CHILDREN: Wow!

-There it is.

-We've got some, like, smoky bacon.

-There you go.

Here is our fire.

So, you guys learn a lot of facts?

-CHILDREN: Yeah!

-Cool.

What a scorcher. It's an impressive climax from Team Edward.

They finished in a blaze of glory, but have they done enough,

or will their dreams of victory be extinguished?

It's the moment of truth.

Have the tourists remembered those all-important

facts on Cheddar Gorge?

Or was all the rapping,

fire-making and cheesing about

too much of a distraction?

It's time to find out, as the tourists take The Big Test.

Will the tourists remember how old the Cheddar Man is?

9,000-year-old remains of a man.

What human skulls were used for?

They used to use them as cups.

And who first brought cheese to Britain?

It was the Romans. Do, do, do, do.

They're being asked two questions on each of the stories.

For every correct answer,

there's a point in it for the team that told the story.

The team with the most points will win,

whilst the losers will face a horrible,

smelly forfeit as they'll be

head over heels in the cheese ball of doom.

SCREAMING

The test is now over. It's time to reveal the final score.

OK, guys. I hope you've enjoyed your Jedward's Big Adventure.

Time for the verdict.

JOHN GASPS

John, Jamie.

You guys got 47 points.

That should be enough to win. Come on.

Edward and Kieran,

you got 40...

..44 points.

JOHN SHOUTS

-Why?

-So close, Edward.

No way. No way. Why do I always lose?

That's what I'm talking about! Give me some skin. Come here, man.

-Yes.

-I lost again!

Again, John. Four times. Four.

That's the closest he's been to winning all series.

-That's how it works, Edward. I'm John...

-I'm Jamie.

Together we are Double J! Woo! Yes.

Congratulations, Team Double J.

And commiserations, Edward and Kieran.

It's forfeit time, boys.

Here you go, guys.

Here's your curds and wh-hey!

Double J's prize is to push them down the hill.

Jamie, spin the Zorb.

# Wa-hoo... #

THEY LAUGH

# Wa-hoo... #

-EDWARD:

-No!

# Wa-hoo... #

EDWARD SCREAMS Take that, Edward! Take that!

LAUGHTER

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