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The United Kingdom, land of hope and glory.

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Who better to entrust with our nation's heritage than...

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Jedward?!

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Today the twins are in Cheddar Gorge, and competing to give some

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surprised tourists a cheesy tour that they'll never forget.

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Yo, Jamie, give me a beat!

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Will the teams' knowledge set the world on fire?

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Whoa! It's like some sort of crazy magic!

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Or will they hit rock bottom?

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# It's a stalactite! It's a stalagmite! #

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It's time for Jedward's Big Adventure!

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Oh, my Jedward!

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# Come with us, there's so much to discover!

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# Crazy adventures with me and my brother

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# We'll dig up things that will freak you out

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# Jedward's Big Adventure

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# We'll be your tour guides There's so much to do

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# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you!

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# Never know what you'll find It'll mess with your mind

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# Hair-rasing, trail-blazing Totally wild!

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# Jedward's Big Adventure. #

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The Cheddar Gorge in Somerset,

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a world famous beauty spot with stunning cliff tops,

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spooky caves and all sorts of rare and interesting wildlife.

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Like him. Hello, mate!

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Talking of which, where's Jedward?

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We're here, Edward, the Cheddar Gorge!

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-Whoa, I can't believe this is all made of cheese!

-Edward!

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What are you doing? Don't you want some bread and pickle with that?

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Yeah, that would be awesome, John.

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Edward, look! It's our mission.

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"Dear Jedward, welcome to Cheddar Gorge.

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"In just 24 hours' time, you'll each have to give

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"a group of tourists a guided tour around the gorge.

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"You'll be going into caves, climbing rocks

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"and meeting a 9,000-year-old-man."

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John, that's, like, as old a Louis Walsh!

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Or even as old as Simon Cowell!

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"Today's winners will get to play a gamed called curds and 'wa-hey'.

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"Where they get to roll the loser around in a giant ball

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"full of cheesy curds and whey."

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DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL STING

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-Aw!

-John, we're going to need some help.

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Hey, look!

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I can see Kieran Alleyne from Friday Download

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and Jamie Borthwick from EastEnders!

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Guys, get over here! Guys, over here! Jamie!

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John, John. John. John!

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-They're right here.

-Oh!

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What's up, guys? Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure.

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-What do you guys know about Cheddar Gorge?

-Uh... Nothing.

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-You guys don't know anything about this place?

-Do you like cheese?

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Not really.

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So, I think we should go ask the experts,

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so you guys relax while we go get the facts.

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-Let's go, John!

-Let's get out of here!

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Tomorrow, John and Edward will be leading a group of tourists

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around the Cheddar Gorge. No cheesy task!

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John will be helped by Jamie Borthwick,

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while Edward will be with Kieran Alleyne.

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-I'm just so glad I'm with John.

-No, I'm with John.

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-No, I'm with John, the one with longer hair.

-They're twins.

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They're both exactly the same. John's the clever one

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and I'm glad that I'm with him.

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-That means I won't lose.

-Ah, no way.

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Yes, maybe Kieran should be worried,

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as Edward has lost every tour so far.

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Will Team Edward be able to turn it around?

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Each team will be given three stories which the tourists

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will be tested on to establish who the best tour guides are.

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So the boys had better concentrate.

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Hey, guys, welcome to Cheddar Caves and Gorge. Obviously there's a cliff.

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It's time for the boys to meet their first expert, John.

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Hi, John!

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He'll be taking the boys on a magical whirlwind bus tour

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of the Cheddar Gorge.

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Gorge-ous!

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What's up? I'm John, he's Edward, and together we are Jedward!

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We're here to find out about Cheddar Gorge.

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Let's get on this bus, the Jed bus!

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Cheddar Gorge.

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We're ready to find out all we can about Cheddar Gorge. Let's go!

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Calm down, boys.

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It's vital you remember as many facts as possible for tomorrow.

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We're travelling up a prehistoric riverbed.

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The river is the River Yeo.

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Is he really taking notes on his hand?

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Let's hope that's not permanent ink.

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The Cheddar Gorge is just over three miles long.

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-Can you repeat that again?

-At its highest, it's 450 feet high.

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-You got that?

-I can't remember all this information!

-Oh, no.

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This makes it the longest gorge in Great Britain,

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but also the highest inland cliffs in the country.

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-How high?

-Oh, dear.

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You can see the highest sheer limestone cliff face in the country.

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-A question. Where's the cheese?

-Oh, that's a good question.

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Loads and loads of wildlife here in Cheddar Gorge.

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There's sheep and there's goats as well.

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And they're here to help keep all this scrub down.

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Are the sheep like lawnmowers?

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Kind of.

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Living somewhere up there is the fastest creature on the planet.

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-What's that?

-The Peregrine Falcon.

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They can reach speeds over 200 miles an hour.

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Whoa, that's fast!

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-So, that's the end of the bus tour.

-Whoa! So much facts, John!

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I hope we learn enough facts for tomorrow for our tours.

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Just kept talking and talking and it just didn't go into my brain!

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-See what I wrote down on your hand.

-What are you doing?

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This doesn't look like facts, it looks like scribbles.

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I liked the colour of the pen.

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Let's get out of here and see what else we can find about Cheddar Gorge.

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Fingers crossed they've retained some information,

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as one of them is going to have to take a party of tourists

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on the same tour bus tomorrow morning.

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Come on, John. Hurry up, let's go.

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Whaaa! Yeeeeah!

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Next up, the boys have entered Gough's Cave to find out

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all about how the gorge was formed, and John's back to tell them.

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Let's hope the boys can keep up this time.

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What is this place?

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-It's like a huge lump of cheese.

-This is called Gough's Cave.

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Why is it called Gough's Cave?

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The gentleman that first excavated it was called Richard Gough.

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-So if we found a cave, could we call it the Jedward Cave?

-Yeah.

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-Call it whatever you want.

-How are caves formed?

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They're formed by water.

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HARP MUSIC

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Over the past 2.6 million years,

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Britain has gone through extreme changes in weather.

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At one time,

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most of the northern hemisphere was covered in huge sheets of ice.

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As each ice age melted, huge rivers of water flowed across the land.

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In Cheddar, the water gradually carved through the limestone,

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creating the gorge as we know it today.

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It's so cool because it's so natural and built all by nature.

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-No, a bat, a bat!

-It's a bat!

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THEY SHOUT

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Stop worrying about the bats and start worrying about the facts!

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Have a look in there, you can see stalactites, stalagmites

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and columns in there.

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Check it out, Edward, there's stalagmites, stalactites...

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There's water. Tell us more about stalactites and stalagmites.

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Stalactites are the ones that grow down.

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It's the water dripping through the roof,

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leaving behind its mineral deposit.

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Stalagmites, the ones that look like your hair,

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are the ones that grow up.

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-Awesome!

-So if people ask us from now on,

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"John, where did you get the inspiration for your hair?"

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I can go, "One day I was walking down a cave,

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"saw these things called stalagmites, and I said, you know,

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"it would be cool if I styled my hair that way as well."

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It's the rock's fault.

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Anyway, this place looks really, really spooky.

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It looks like somewhere where people...

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There's dead bodies or something. JOHN LAUGHS

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Funny you should say that, guys.

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-Uh-oh!

-Let's go look at something else.

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Intriguing.

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I've got to make a wish.

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I wish Jedward's Big Adventure

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will become the biggest adventure ever.

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Here's hoping!

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Tomorrow John and Edward will go head to head as they each

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take a group of tourists around the Cheddar Gorge.

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The loser will face a cheese ball of doom!

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Sorry, got carried away there.

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Maybe not doom, but they will become rather

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weak at the knees as they roll down a hill in a ball full of cheese.

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There it is!

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I can't get in a ball of cheese and roll around.

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I want to be the one pushing the ball, not inside.

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One, get all dizzy and that will be terrible,

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and two, I don't like cheese.

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Well, you must be crackers then, coming to Cheddar! Ha, ha, ha!

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Oh, no!

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It's time for the next story, which is all about the Cheddar Man.

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Talk about dead bodies.

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Oh, my Jedward! It's a dead body.

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-Is that real?

-It's not real.

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This is a replica, but it's laid out exactly as it was found in 1903.

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This is called Cheddar Man.

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HARP MUSIC

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At just over 9,000 years old, Cheddar Man is the oldest complete

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skeleton ever to be found in Britain.

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At some point during his life, he received a massive blow

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to the front of his head, which eventually led to his death.

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He was found amongst old tools and animal and human bones,

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a sort of prehistoric rubbish tip.

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-So this is a rubbish tip then?

-We think it probably was, yeah,

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because of the number of thrown away flint tools in here.

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-John, who was Cheddar Man?

-He was a Mesolithic hunter-gatherer.

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We don't know an awful lot. We can make some guesses.

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We know that he received a nasty blow to the head at some point.

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Didn't kill him. We know that cos the bones started to heal.

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But a bit of the bone got caught in his sinuses,

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caused a massive infection and killed him.

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So maybe, because of his head injury, he acted a bit strange,

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and they buried him in here out of the way of everyone else.

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A few years ago they did some DNA testing on the bones

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and discovered that there's a direct link with Cheddar Man

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and the current history teacher in the school in Cheddar.

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I think we're related to Cheddar Man, Edward.

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We couldn't be. I don't even like cheese.

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John, do you like cheese?

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-I like cheese.

-What type of cheese do you like?

-Cheddar.

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You "cheddar" believe it! I'm sorry!

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The boys are halfway through their tour of the Cheddar Gorge.

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So far, they've found out when the gorge was formed,

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all about stalactites and stalagmites,

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and some rather cheesy facts about the Cheddar Man.

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There he is.

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Tomorrow they'll be going head to head

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and each giving a tour of their own,

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but who will find it easy cheesy and who will be getting cheesed off?

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I'm going to stop now.

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Back to John, who will this time be telling the boys

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all the chewy facts about cannibalism. Yikes!

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EDWARD GASPS

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So, John, what do you have to show us here. What is this?

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-Behind you, guys, are human bones.

-They're real!

-They're real.

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-They were found in Gough's Cave.

-And why are they here?

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These are evidence that cannibalism happened in Cheddar Gorge.

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-Cannibalism?

-What's cannibalism?

-People eating each other.

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The people who stayed at the gorge mainly ate horses,

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which they killed by chasing them over the edge of the cliff.

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But there is also evidence to suggest

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that our ancestors were cannibals.

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It's believed they even took the flesh of skulls,

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cut out the eyes, ate the tongues

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and then carved the skulls into

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cups and bowls for eating and drinking.

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-Aargh!

-That's crazy.

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That's like me eating you! When did this happen?

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About 14,700 years ago.

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Were the people dead before they started eating them?

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Yeah. They would have been dead and cooked.

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How do you know there was cannibalism?

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Have a look in there, through the magnifying glass.

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There's clear marks where the people were scalped,

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so they could get access to the eyes, and also clear marks

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where the tongue had been cut out, so they could eat that, as well.

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Nice and soft and tasty.

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-Urgh!

-I'm really, really getting scared.

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John, can we get out of here?

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-Edward, that was so creepy.

-So scary.

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I'm so scared. I think I need to change my...

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HE BREAKS WIND

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Whoa! Anyway, moving on, it's time to meet our next expert, Paul,

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or should that be Caveman Paul?

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He'll be taking the boys back to the prehistoric times

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and showing them a thing or two about survival back then.

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Paul, what are we wearing right now?

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These lovely deerskins, the sort of thing Cheddar Man

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would have been wearing here.

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Can you tell us more about what it was like back then?

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The life was about surviving. You did what you could to survive.

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Our ancient ancestors used razor-sharp flints

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to kill and to butcher animals

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and to make clothes from the animal skins and furs.

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Flint knapping is the shaping of flints into different tools.

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Everybody would have had their own toolkit.

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MAMMOTH TRUMPETS

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This is a lump of flint

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and this would have given you all your very sharp knives.

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That's really sharp!

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One of the sharpest things on the planet, obsidian.

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So, back then, you had to actually go and get your own food?

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Get your own food and make your tools to catch the food.

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What other cool things can you show us from back then?

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-We use these sticks to light fires.

-Can we make a fire right now?

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You can give it a go. This is the bow, so that goes in there.

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-Yeah.

-Spins round.

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If I just do it very quickly,

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-then you have to start this.

-Oh, wow!

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This looks interesting.

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Whoa, it's creating smoke!

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-And dangerous.

-Oh, it's amazing!

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HE COUGHS

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-See what I mean?

-There's a little ember in there.

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So I'll create what's called a bird's nest.

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This is what's actually going to make the flames.

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He's not going to pick that up, is he?

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Uh-oh!

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He's going to burn his thumbs!

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Wow!

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Whoa!

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-This is like some sort of crazy magic!

-Dangerous magic.

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Don't do that, you're going to burn your hair off!

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Stand back!

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Woo! Yeah!

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Kids, don't try this at home. He's a fully trained caveman.

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And speaking of fully trained,

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let's see how the boys are doing remembering all those facts.

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We got to make an actual fire all from scratch.

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We learnt so many cool, interesting facts.

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I'm excited about meeting the tourists tomorrow

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-and going through the cool facts.

-I'm going to beat you.

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The day's not over, yet, boys.

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You still need to meet one more expert, John.

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His expertise is cheese.

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There he is. Nice hairnet.

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Let's go and find out how cheese is made!

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Jedward are in the house.

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Whoa!

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Amazing.

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All right, John, me and Ed

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are here to find out all we can about Cheddar cheese.

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To me, this looks like a gigantic bath. What is this?

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This started off this morning as milk.

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Now it's become curds and whey.

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So how long has Cheddar cheese been made here in Cheddar?

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Cheddar cheese has been recorded round this area

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for over 1,000 years.

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Cheese was first brought to Britain by the Romans.

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Cheddar cheese got its name from the town where it was first made.

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Today it's made all over the world, but in Cheddar,

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over 60 tonnes are made every year in the traditional method.

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COW MOOS

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What's he doing right now?

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He's cutting it, so that the curds and the whey will separate.

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Cheese making's all about turning a liquid into a solid.

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You're trying to get more and more liquid coming out of it,

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and the solids then stay as the cheese.

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Oh, it feels so cool.

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It feels amazing. It feels like brains.

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And where are the cows?

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The cows are about two miles from here.

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It's really important that they're from Cheddar.

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What's he going to do right now?

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Right, what you're going to do now is start this paddle going.

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If me and Edward had our own cheese dairy here,

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could we call it "Jeddar" cheese?

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-Oh, yeah.

-Jeddar cheese, Not coming soon to all good retailers.

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So, I think it's time for us to get out of here,

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get out of these outfits and get out of these crazy hairnets.

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Let's get out of here, John. This way.

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-Edward, what are you doing?

-I'm maturing!

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What am I doing? Am I immaturing?

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It's time to say goodbye to the experts.

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Tomorrow, John and Edward will be the experts,

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with Jamie and Kieran being their rocks. Get it? Rocks. Oh.

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Back to Jedward HQ, where the teams are frantically preparing

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to try and give the best guided tours of Cheddar Gorge ever.

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It's vital they remember as much as they can from what they've learnt,

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in order to get all the facts across to the tourists tomorrow,

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but the teams seem more interested in spying on each other.

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(I can hear cheese.)

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Jamie, you can't hear cheese, you can only smell cheese.

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No, I mean they're talking about cheese.

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You're going to be rocking this outfit and don't worry,

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Lady Gaga has not worn this outfit before.

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-I'm going to be a block of cheese?

-Yes.

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-What do you think we should do for the cave?

-A rock concert.

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I think we should do air guitar.

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-Yeah, a bit of air guitar.

-I'd go...

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# It's a stalactite # It's a stalagmite

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# Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa # Na na na na na na na

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# Stalagmite. #

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I was thinking that this would be my outfit.

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Don't mess with me.

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I don't want to.

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Do a rock pose.

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One like this, like, yeah!

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Yeah!

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Room service. (Let's go.)

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Deary me, time you got to bed, boys, I think. Sweet dreams.

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NARRATOR YAWNS

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ALARM RINGS

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Morning! Time to get up, boys.

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In just an hour's time, the teams will be meeting up with

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the tourists, and beginning their guided tours of Cheddar Gorge.

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Let's hope they're ready.

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The tourists are on their way,

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and they have no idea what's about to hit them.

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I'd really like our tour guide to be funny, not serious.

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The perfect tour guide for me would be funny but not silly.

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I hope the tour guide is someone who knows what they're talking about,

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but isn't too strict.

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I don't think you'll have any worries about that.

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POPPING

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The tourists arrive. Time for the tour guides to introduce themselves.

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What's up, guys?

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I'm John, he's Edward

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and together we are Jedward.

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We're here today to give you guys an amazing Jedly tour of Cheddar Gorge.

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Everybody say cheese.

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-CHILDREN:

-Cheese.

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We need our celebrity friends to come out and help us, OK?

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Please welcome, Jamie Borthwick from EastEnders

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and Kieran Alleyne from Friday Download.

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CHILDREN CHEER

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Jamie's going to be on my team, the A Team,

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and that's Kieran who's going to be an Edward's team.

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Everyone scream, "Jedward's Big Adventure!"

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-Jedward's Big Adventure!

-Let's do it.

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I can't believe we just saw Jedward! It was so awesome.

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I'm really, really excited to be able to do this amazing

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big adventure with Jedward.

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It's time for the tour to begin and Team John kick things off,

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just as soon as John stops looking in that mirror.

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Will they be able to get the facts about Cheddar Gorge across

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to the tourists successfully?

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Remember, whichever team delivers the facts the best,

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gets to push the losing team round

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and round and round in a ball of stinky cheese.

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DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

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Oh, smelly!

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I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it.

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Aargh!

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All right, guys. Welcome to Cheddar Gorge.

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It's spectacular scenery.

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To my left, here, we have a cave called Gough's Cave.

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What is Gough's Cave? It's a cave.

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If you didn't know, it says in the title, OK?

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-Thanks for clearing that up.

-To my right, here.

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Look to the right, please.

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That is a river called... Wait, let me see my notes.

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-Wait, hold on.

-Yes?

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Oh, yes, it's called the Cheddar Yeo River.

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I've got a nice cool rhyme, OK?

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# Cheddar Yeo River runs underground

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-# Underground

-# Underground

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# The Cheddar Yeo River Runs underground

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# All day long. #

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-Amazing singing, Jamie.

-Really? Amazing?

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If you look up there, look how tall the Cheddar Gorge is.

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It's 400 feet tall. That's really, really tall, OK?

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Erm...

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450 feet high.

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Oh, dear.

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To my right, here, if you look up there, we have some goats.

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There are goats.

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Oh, look at the goat! Look at the goat!

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I didn't see that goat, OK.

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OK, moving on. Let's read some more notes.

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Are there any more facts? OK.

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Three miles, 400 feet. OK. Cheddar... Cheddar...

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Writing smudged, boys?

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-That will teach you for cheating.

-I've more facts, here we go.

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Read more facts, there we go.

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-Oh, put it away.

-You've got a falcon.

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A falcon. Home of the fastest creature on the planet

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is Cheddar Gorge. That's interesting, isn't it?

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-Guys, we've now reached the end of the tour. I'm John...

-I'm Jamie.

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-And together we are? CHILDREN:

-Double J!

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It's a strong start from Team Double J,

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but will Edward and Kieran step up to the plate,

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as the tour group arrives to find out all about the Cheddar Man.

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Let's hope they've remembered those facts.

0:19:370:19:39

This is Cheddar Man,

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9,000-year-old remains of a man,

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made entirely, completely

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of cheese.

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No, he's not.

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CHILDREN LAUGH

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Is this helping?

0:19:510:19:53

No, no, no. Obviously, he wasn't made out of cheese.

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He was a real man.

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Why is he dressed like a piece of cheese, then?

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He was found here in 1903. Think how crazy that is.

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He received a blow to the head,

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which made him crazy.

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They did tests on DNA, and found a history teacher here,

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who lives locally, is related to him

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and he's his great, great, great...

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..great, great, great, great, great...

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NARRATOR YAWNS

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..great, great, great, great grandson.

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-Any questions?

-CHILDREN:

-No.

-Great.

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That's, umm, great!

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Over to team Double J, who are busy preparing for their rock concert,

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to show how the gorge was formed.

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Get ready to rock!

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Hello? John? Jamie?

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Aargh!

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300 million years ago, there was only the rock...

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..and the land was covered by water.

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Billions upon billions of plants and creatures lay crushed...

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..under the might of the mighty, mighty oceans.

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Then, two million years ago,

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the limestone rock froze.

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Yo, Jamie, give me a beat!

0:21:110:21:13

JAMIE BEATBOXES

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# The ice, ice melted The water, water flowed

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# The limestone rock Erode, erode, erode... #

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Yeah, I think we're going to need some subtitles here.

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Drop the beat.

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Cheddar Gorge, you guys have been amazing!

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CHEERING

0:21:350:21:37

What, no encore? I want my money back.

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Anyway, will the tourists have understood a word

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they just rapped, or did it distract from the facts?

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Good moves.

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It was totally crazy. They were rapping in the cave.

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I think I learnt something, but I can't quite remember,

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because it's now gone.

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So maybe it wasn't the best idea of teaching us, but it was still cool.

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Team Edward's turn to take over at the Cheddar factory.

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Will their cheesy knowledge be ripe for digesting,

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or will the tourists think it's a bit mouldy?

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So, guys, we're here in a cheese dairy.

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-What do you think's made here?

-CHILDREN:

-Cheese.

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State the obvious, Edward.

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Who do you think brought cheese to the UK? It was the Romans.

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They came with their soldiers like do, do, do.

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But cheese has been made here for over 800 years

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and the name Cheddar cheese comes from where we are today, in Cheddar.

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Do you know what the main ingredient for cheese is?

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-CHILDREN:

-Milk.

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You put the milk in, then you add a starch,

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which starts the bacteria reaction.

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Very good knowledge, Edward.

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Maybe today's the day you'll finally win.

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And then it turns into all these tiny little pieces,

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and these tiny pieces are called curd.

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See this liquid here?

0:22:460:22:48

CHILDREN GIGGLE

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It's called whey.

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And no "whey" do you put that into the cheese.

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-Would you like to have a cheese shower?

-No.

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Well, if we lose today, that means

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we're going to be covered in this stuff.

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Will it be curtains for Team Edward,

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or will they be celebrating all the "whey"?

0:23:070:23:10

It's team Double J's turn, and things are about to get grizzly.

0:23:110:23:15

Yikes.

0:23:160:23:17

All right, guys, OK?

0:23:170:23:19

Me and Jamie are here today to tell you about cannibalism.

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Who knows what cannibalism is?

0:23:230:23:25

Cannibalism is when humans eat other humans.

0:23:250:23:28

How crazy is that?

0:23:280:23:30

Humans eating other humans.

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I think it's disgusting. I wouldn't eat you.

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-Is that yuck? CHILDREN:

-Yes.

-Can I get a "Eurgh!"

0:23:340:23:37

-CHILDREN:

-Eurgh!

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These are human skulls behind me,

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and if you look closely, there's scratch marks on the skulls.

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The flesh of them used to be cut.

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-CHILDREN:

-Eurgh!

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They used to use them as cups

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-and used to drink out of them.

-CHILDREN:

-No!

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I cannibal-ieve it!

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And guess what else? They used eat the brain.

0:23:550:23:58

-CHILDREN:

-Eurgh!

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-And they ate the eyeballs!

-Eurgh!

0:24:000:24:02

And what else did they eat?

0:24:020:24:04

-They ate the tongue, as well.

-Eurgh.

0:24:040:24:06

-And they ate their ears!

-Eurgh.

0:24:060:24:09

Anyway, it's the final stop of the Cheddar Gorge tour

0:24:090:24:12

and Team Edward's last attempt to impress the tourists.

0:24:120:24:15

Will they set the world on fire

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with their facts about flint knapping.

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You guys can't be sitting in a cave and not look the part.

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Look at the cool outfits.

0:24:220:24:23

Oh, lovely.

0:24:230:24:24

As you can see, we're all wearing reindeer skins.

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The good thing about wearing these, at the time, they kept the heat in.

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So, now we'll show you guys what flint knapping is.

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Flint is the most sharpest substance known to man.

0:24:330:24:37

As you can see, it cuts this no problem.

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-Wow.

-That's how sharp it is.

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Flint napping is when you get flint

0:24:410:24:43

and you cut it to make weapons. There's spears over there.

0:24:430:24:47

You can use it for shaving, in case any of you guys have got beards.

0:24:470:24:50

Unlikely, at this age.

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At the time, they wouldn't have had electricity

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and to cook food they had to cook it using fire.

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-So, first of all, you create this amber...

-Ember.

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..and that starts your fire. It's almost like you've sparked the fire.

0:25:010:25:04

-This is the first step.

-Again, don't try this at home, kids.

0:25:040:25:07

-It takes a lot of effort to do.

-Look, look.

0:25:070:25:09

There's a burning amber in there. It's really hot.

0:25:090:25:11

So, why is he blowing on it?

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Because air makes fire spread.

0:25:130:25:14

It'll make the spark turn into fire.

0:25:140:25:16

-CHILDREN: Wow!

-There it is.

0:25:160:25:19

-We've got some, like, smoky bacon.

-There you go.

0:25:190:25:22

Here is our fire.

0:25:220:25:24

So, you guys learn a lot of facts?

0:25:240:25:26

-CHILDREN: Yeah!

-Cool.

0:25:260:25:28

What a scorcher. It's an impressive climax from Team Edward.

0:25:280:25:31

They finished in a blaze of glory, but have they done enough,

0:25:310:25:34

or will their dreams of victory be extinguished?

0:25:340:25:38

It's the moment of truth.

0:25:380:25:40

Have the tourists remembered those all-important

0:25:400:25:43

facts on Cheddar Gorge?

0:25:430:25:46

Or was all the rapping,

0:25:460:25:47

fire-making and cheesing about

0:25:470:25:50

too much of a distraction?

0:25:500:25:52

It's time to find out, as the tourists take The Big Test.

0:25:520:25:57

Will the tourists remember how old the Cheddar Man is?

0:25:570:26:01

9,000-year-old remains of a man.

0:26:010:26:04

What human skulls were used for?

0:26:040:26:06

They used to use them as cups.

0:26:060:26:08

And who first brought cheese to Britain?

0:26:080:26:11

It was the Romans. Do, do, do, do.

0:26:110:26:14

They're being asked two questions on each of the stories.

0:26:140:26:16

For every correct answer,

0:26:160:26:18

there's a point in it for the team that told the story.

0:26:180:26:20

The team with the most points will win,

0:26:200:26:22

whilst the losers will face a horrible,

0:26:220:26:24

smelly forfeit as they'll be

0:26:240:26:26

head over heels in the cheese ball of doom.

0:26:260:26:28

SCREAMING

0:26:300:26:32

The test is now over. It's time to reveal the final score.

0:26:330:26:36

OK, guys. I hope you've enjoyed your Jedward's Big Adventure.

0:26:360:26:40

Time for the verdict.

0:26:400:26:41

JOHN GASPS

0:26:410:26:43

John, Jamie.

0:26:450:26:46

You guys got 47 points.

0:26:460:26:48

That should be enough to win. Come on.

0:26:480:26:51

Edward and Kieran,

0:26:510:26:53

you got 40...

0:26:530:26:55

..44 points.

0:26:560:26:58

JOHN SHOUTS

0:26:580:27:00

-Why?

-So close, Edward.

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No way. No way. Why do I always lose?

0:27:020:27:06

That's what I'm talking about! Give me some skin. Come here, man.

0:27:060:27:09

-Yes.

-I lost again!

0:27:090:27:11

Again, John. Four times. Four.

0:27:110:27:15

That's the closest he's been to winning all series.

0:27:150:27:17

-That's how it works, Edward. I'm John...

-I'm Jamie.

0:27:170:27:20

Together we are Double J! Woo! Yes.

0:27:200:27:24

Congratulations, Team Double J.

0:27:240:27:26

And commiserations, Edward and Kieran.

0:27:260:27:29

It's forfeit time, boys.

0:27:290:27:32

Here you go, guys.

0:27:320:27:33

Here's your curds and wh-hey!

0:27:330:27:35

Double J's prize is to push them down the hill.

0:27:350:27:38

Jamie, spin the Zorb.

0:27:380:27:40

# Wa-hoo... #

0:27:400:27:42

THEY LAUGH

0:27:420:27:44

# Wa-hoo... #

0:27:440:27:46

-EDWARD:

-No!

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# Wa-hoo... #

0:27:480:27:49

EDWARD SCREAMS Take that, Edward! Take that!

0:27:490:27:53

LAUGHTER

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