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The United Kingdom, Land of Hope and Glory!

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And who was entrusted with our nation's heritage?

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Why, Jedward, of course!

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Yes, it's a special award show, featuring all the very best bits

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from three jam-packed series of Jedward's Big Adventure.

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-So, what's this?

-A shield.

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They came, they saw,

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they surprised tourists the length and breadth of the land!

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From the stunning islands of Orkney in Scotland

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to the majestic River Thames in London.

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BOTH: # London Bridge is falling down

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# Falling down, falling down... #

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We've seen the splendour of the Royal Palace,

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felt terror in the Tower, taken to the skies over Duxford

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and rolled down a hill in a ball full of cheese!

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BLUR: # Woo-hoo! #

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-We've had costumes galore...

-Oh, no, I got the potato!

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..celebrities to adore!

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And the boys have given some really shocking tours!

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What do you guys know about the River Th-ames?

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It's not Th-ames, it's T-ames!

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I hate to break it to you, when you have made such an effort,

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but Vikings didn't have helmets with horns like this.

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Do you know who built the Tower?

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-I think Shakespeare built the Tower.

-Shakespeare?

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There's been so many Jepic moments,

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you've struggled to choose your favourites!

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But fear not, we've done it for you in a glitzy celebrity awards show!

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So, sit back and hold on tight!

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It's the Jed Awards!

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What could possibly go wrong?

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# Come with us There's so much to discover

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# Crazy adventures with me and my brother

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# We'll dig up things that will freak you out

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# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure

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# Be your tour guides There's so much to do

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# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you

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# Never know what you'll find and we'll mess with your mind

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# Hair-raising trail-blazing, totally wild

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# Jedward's Big Adventure. #

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, great to have you here.

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BOTH: Welcome to our special awards show!

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We've chosen all the most awesome bits

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from every series of Jedward's Big Adventure!

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And we're going to give out these totally cool Jed Awards

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-for all the best stuff!

-Yeah!

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We really dressed up for the occasion. We even got dickie bows!

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Anyway, we've been to so many wild places, with awesome stories,

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crazy outfits and cool celebrity guests!

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It's been an amazing ride through history, John.

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It sure has, Edward, but how can we possibly sum up

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how awesome the show has been over three series?

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If only we had a totally cool Jepic montage to show everyone.

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Edward, guess what?

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-We do! That's the next bit!

-Awesome!

-Take a look.

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Yes, over the past three series, Jedward have surprised,

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-literally, hundreds of tourists.

-SCREAMING

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What's up, guys?!

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What's up, guys?! I'm John! SCREAMING

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-I thought they weren't real! And they are!

-They are!

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-They've given their experts a hard time!

-Wow!

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-Are we there yet?

-No.

-Are we there yet?

-No.

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-Are we there yet?

-No.

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-And where are the boats?

-John, we're inland.

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Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening!

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Could they not have got fish to pull the boat?

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HE LAUGHS

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They've worried about their hair...a lot!

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It's so windy here, our hair is actually trying to fight the wind!

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And the hair won!

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I'm thinking of changing my hair to a red mohawk! What do you think?

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I'm glad you didn't!

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-Sorry about the hair, lads, I just have to plonk it on, OK?

-Really?!

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Wait, wait!

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Agh, no! Agh, my hair!

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-They've baffled their celebrity team-mates...

-I don't understand!

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-You're meant to be helping!

-I would help you, if you told me anything!

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-I can't remember everything...

-Awkward!

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But he doesn't even know where London is on the globe!

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-Argh!

-..and given places all over the UK the run-around!

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# I don't care! I love it!

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# I don't care! I love it! I love it!

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# I don't care! I love it!

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# I don't care... #

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LAUGHTER

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Jedward! APPLAUSE

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OK, everybody knows Jedward like to dance.

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MUSIC: "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO ft Lauren Bennt, GoonRock

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-RECORD SCRATCHES

-Hey, come on!

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We were enjoying that!

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And there are tonnes of cool dancing moments in our big adventures!

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So, this first award is totally hard to decide!

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It's the Jed Award for Best Choreography!

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Here are the nominees.

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Queen of the Jungle, Stacey Solomon,

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learned some baroque dancing with John in Greenwich.

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BAROQUE MUSIC PLAYS

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Katie McGlynn got a serious case of the jitterbug with Edward

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at the Duxford Air Museum.

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FORTIES MUSIC PLAYS

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Katie Thistleton kept it Strictly Ballroom

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with Edward in Blackpool!

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WURLITZER PLAYS

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-JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

-Not actually STRICTLY ballroom!

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And the boys performed the Macarena wearing kilts in Edinburgh!

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That doesn't even sound like a good idea!

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BOTH: There's no place like Scotland.

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There's no place like Scotland.

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And the winner of the Jed Award for Best choreography is...

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Five, six, seven, eight... DRUM ROLL

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CYMBAL CRASH Baroque dancing with Stacey Solomon!

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APPLAUSE

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And here to accept the award is Stacey Solomon!

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CHEERING

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Stacey Solomon! APPLAUSE

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APPLAUSE STOPS Stacey Solomon?

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Edward! She's not here!

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Sadly, Stacey Solomon could not be with us to collect this award,

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but she did send this video message.

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I can't believe that I got an award for Best Choreography

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on Jedward's Big Adventure! This is amazing!

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This is probably one of my proudest moments!

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I had so much fun doing the baroque dancing in Greenwich!

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I... I just... I mean...

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I never in a million years thought I would win anything!

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This is amazing!

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Aw, that's so sweet! Stacey is totally cool!

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Yeah, but, John, how come Stacey couldn't make it to the Jed Awards?

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I don't know, Edward. Maybe she had something more important to do.

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Er, what's more important than the Jed Awards?!

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Anyway, it's time for our next award!

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Jedward's Big Adventure's all about finding out

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the amazing history of all these cool places!

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Yeah, but sometimes, the best way to tell a story is to act it out.

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Like a play, only shorter and on TV!

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Edward, they get it! Come on!

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It's the Jed Award for Best Historical Re-enactment!

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Here are the nominees.

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John acting like a Neolithic numbskull in Orkney.

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HE YELLS AND BLEATS

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HE GRUNTS

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I am Lord Horatio Nelson, commander-in-chief...

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John and Shannon Flynn with their re-enactment

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of Admiral Nelson's final moments in Greenwich.

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Kiss me, Hardy!

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Not a chance!

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Oh! I think I might have a little cry!

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Kelly-Anne Lyons, whose Jane Austen was definitely more non-sense,

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than sensibility, in Bath!

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Or will John's Emperor Hadrian stand the test of time at Hadrian's Wall?

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Why are you standing like that? Stand up straight! Stand up straight!

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Is that OK, Emperor?

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Yeah.

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And the Jed Award for Best Historical Re-enactment goes to...

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DRUM ROLL Are you ready for this?

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Is everybody ready?

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Kelly-Anne Lyons for Nonsense and Sensibility!

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APPLAUSE

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Sadly, Kelly-Anne couldn't be with us today.

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-CROWD: Aw!

-What?! Edward...

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-Kelly-Anne is definitely avoiding us!

-Why?

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Because, remember that time we waved at her

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and she jumped in the dustbin?

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Or that other time, when we were coming her way

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and she, like, got on the Millennium Wheel?

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John, maybe she just wanted to go on the Millennium Wheel.

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Edward, she went around eight times!

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Oh, yeah.

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Anyway, here's a message from Kelly-Anne!

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Oh, thank you so, so much!

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Oh-oh! Gosh!

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Um, I'd like to thank myself, cos clearly, I'm amazing! Yes!

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Um, and like to thank the other nominees. You are wonderful!

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You really are! But, um, you're just not quite as good as me!

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But keep trying! Um, I'd like to thank the director!

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Oh, the director, yes! I mean, I don't remember your name,

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but your directing was unforgettable!

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My nan's best friend's friend Linda...

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Oh! Linda, we met that one time, we did, and it was a great day!

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It was such a great day! Um... Oh, my gosh!

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Megatron and Optimus Prime, thank you so much!

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I mean, this wouldn't have happened without you! And I know

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you've had your differences, and we've had our differences,

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but this is what matters in the end! It's everyone...

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Edward!

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Edward, wake up!

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-Rihanna, don't take my shoelace!

-What?!

-OK!

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Nothing!

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Has Kelly-Anne finished her speech?

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Yeah, Edward, she has.

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-I actually feel older than before that speech!

-I know. Me, too.

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OK, it's now time for the Jed Award for Best Dramatic Stunt.

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-Here are the... What, Edward?

-Nominees!

-Yeah!

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-Remember when Jedward blew up a rock in Dorset?

-Let's do this!

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Oh, we had a blast!

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Wow!

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JEDWARD GASP AND SHOUT

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-Cool!

-It's crazy!

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A true Scotsman doesn't wear anything under his kilt,

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so here's John performing the most dangerous stunt known to man!

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-LOUD GASPS

-Close your eyes, kids! Whoa!

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-Katie and Edward flicked the switch at Blackpool Illuminations!

-Yes!

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Woo-hoo! Yey, they're on!

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-Six miles of lights!

-Check it out!

-Blackpool rocks!

-That's amazing!

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-Look, it says Jedward on the tower!

-I know!

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J-E-D-W-A-R-D!

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-Wow!

-And... Me, Jedward. Me make fire at Cheddar Gorge.

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He's going to burn his thumbs!

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Stand back!

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-Woo!

-Yeah!

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Kids, don't try this at home! He's a fully trained caveman!

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And the winner of the Jed Award

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-for Best Dramatic Stunt goes to...

-DRUM ROLL

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Katie Thistleton and the Blackpool Illuminations!

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APPLAUSE

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She totally lit that place up!

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And she's here to light THIS place up and accept her award!

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-It's the beautiful Katie Thistleton!

-MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

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John... I have some good news and I have some bad news.

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-What do you want first?

-Good news?

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The good news is I got a cool phone case!

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-Bad news?

-Katie couldn't make it.

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-CROWD: Aw!

-What?!

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But you know, it's no big deal.

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She sent us a video message! Check it out!

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Hello! I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to accept the award in person,

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but I am so grateful. Thank you so much.

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It means the world to me to accept the BAFTA Award for Best Presenter!

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HE WHISPERS

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Hang on, what do you mean it's not the BAFTAs? What is it, then?

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Er, the Jed...? I've never even heard of the Jed Awards!

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Well, I, er... I, literally, don't know what to say!

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Thanks!

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OK, and now for one of my favourite awards - Best Celebrity Phobia!

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We've had some pretty strange celebrity fears in this show!

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-Right, Edward?

-Totally, John! You have a wasp on your shoulder.

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Agh! Get it off!

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Here are the nominees. Gets him every time!

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I just don't like fish.

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-Richard Wisker and fish!

-Not good, I feel really sick!

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MUSIC: Theme from "Jaws" by John Williams

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Here we go!

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MUSIC: "Fish Slapping Dance" from Monty Python's Flying Circus

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Hey, Richard! If you're terrified of fish,

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maybe think twice before agreeing to do this show about the Thames!

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Just a thought!

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-You won't even know she's landed...

-Bobby Lockwood! Owls!

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You get to fly an owl, just like in Harry Potter! Hedwig! Amazing!

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Yeah, I don't actually like owls. I'm, kind of, a bit scared of them.

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-Do it!

-She's beautiful.

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-I can't! I can't do it.

-It certainly wasn't a hoot for brave Bobby,

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as he faced his fears getting up close and personal

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-with these birds of prey in Stratford.

-Oh...

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-Edward...

-Oh, wow!

-..heights!

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-Agh!

-Edward got the jelly legs

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on Carrick-a-Rede Rope Bridge in Northern Ireland!

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If you look down, it's actually the scariest thing ever!

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-Don't look down!

-Don't! I'm serious, John, stop!

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And the winner of Best Celebrity Phobia is...

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DRUM ROLL ..Bobby Lockwood and the owls!

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-APPLAUSE

-Toot-toot!

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Run, Bobby, run!

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Edward, I've got major respect for Bobby.

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He was so brave, facing up to his fear!

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-I just wonder why he didn't turn up.

-Did you try calling him?

-Yeah!

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Like 50 times! I even went to his house.

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But he wouldn't come out.

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-But he did push this DVD through the letter box!

-Press play!

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Thanks so much for this award, guys. I'm sorry I can't be there.

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But I was kind of worried that there might be another owl there,

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so I decided to stay well away.

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That truly was one of the most terrific experiences of my life.

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And it was meant to be, you know, an award for winning.

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But anyway, er, hopefully,

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I'll never go on your show again. Thanks a lot.

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Hey, John, I'm starting to think that people don't want to come

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and collect their Jed Awards!

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Edward, don't be ridiculous! The only people who couldn't come

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was Stacey, Kelly-Anne, Katie and Bobby.

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-That's everybody so far, John! Everybody!

-Oh, yeah!

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But anyway, Edward, remember how the losing tour guide always

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-has to do a forfeit?

-Yeah, some of them are the worst things ever!

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Well, this is the Jed Award for Best Worst Forfeit,

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-and here are the nominees.

-Yeah!

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It's curds and whey-hey for Edward and Kieran at Cheddar Gorge!

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Agh!

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Take that, Edward! Take that!

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LAUGHTER

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John and Barney were covered

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in treacle, flour and cornflakes in Orkney.

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-Are you kidding?

-No! Agh! I feel like a cake!

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We've created modern art here!

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-No!

-Wee and poo, Gardy loo for John and Naomi in Edinburgh!

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BOTH: Gardy loo!

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SCREAMING

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-Ooh!

-Stinks!

-Is my hair ruined?

-Eugh!

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Gardy loo!

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Shannon Flynn mucking about in a pile of manure in Shropshire!

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Shannon, I can't believe we're in a giant pile of poo!

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How much poo is there actually here?!

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-I'm going to be sick!

-Eugh!

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MANURE SQUELCHES

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And Edward and Johny Pitts got to take

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a nice relaxing bath at Hadrian's Wall!

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Down!

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Agh! Agh!

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Agh! Agh! Agh!

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Don't, please!

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Brr! Seeing that still makes me feel chilly!

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Edward, come on, that was so funny!

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And the Jed Award for Best Worst Forfeit goes to...

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DRUM ROLL ..Naomi Wilkinson for Gardy loo!

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APPLAUSE

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It was pretty gross, but at least it wasn't real wee!

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Yeah, that's that you think.

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-What?!

-John, I'm only kidding!

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We don't use real poo and pee on CBBC!

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-That'd be crazy!

-Whatever!

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-(Whatever.)

-Unfortunately, Naomi couldn't be with us today.

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-CROWD: Aw!

-You're joking me!

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-Another one!

-John, no big deal! She left us a cool video!

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Right, Jedward, I was buried in a grave in Scotland

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and covered in horrible worms and stuff! Then I nearly froze to death

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on the top of Edinburgh Castle while we juggled haggis!

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I nearly drowned in torrential icy rain! I've never recovered!

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I got a cold for weeks! And as if that wasn't enough,

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to top it all off, I had wee and poo thrown on me out of a window

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while people shouted, "Gardy loo! Gardy loo!" in French!

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It was all over my lovely hair!

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It was horrible, horrible, horrible!

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Although, it has made my hair exceptionally shiny!

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And I do love an award. So I'm going to treasure this.

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Thank you, Jedward.

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But never invite me on that show again!

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OK! The next award is pretty awesome!

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Yeah, Edwards, they're ALL pretty awesome!

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Yeah, the Jed Awards rule!

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-BOTH: We rule!

-Yeah!

-Yeah, what!

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Here is the next Jed Award for Best Costume.

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And here are the nominees.

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John learning about fossilisation wearing a blue leotard

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at the Jurassic Coast. I'm sure it made sense at the time.

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-Do I look cool?

-Yeah, it's all in the name of history.

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I think I look like a purple alien.

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-One, two, three...

-Wait, wait, wait!

-Let's go!

-No! Agh!

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-Keep going, keep going. There we go.

-CHILDREN LAUGH

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Agh!

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Edward as Anne Boleyn at the Tower of London.

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Traitors! Traitors! Come through, traitors!

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-Come through!

-Oh! Oh!

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Calm down! Calm down! I'm not going to cut your head off with an axe!

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-I'm going to cut it off with a sword!

-Agh!

-Come 'ere, you!

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-She never looked worse, except maybe when she was beheaded.

-Come 'ere!

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John and Edward as Tweedledum and Tweedledee in Oxford.

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Who'd have thought it?

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There they go!

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Johny with Edward as rough and ready Roman soldiers at Hadrian's Wall.

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Attention!

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We are legionnaires!

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Sorry, I've got a pebble in my sandal and it's really awkward!

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What we're going to do to you now it's going to be very, very serious!

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Yeah! Serious!

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What are we doing?

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We're throwing water balloons!

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-Er, need some help over here!

-Oh, no! Right, hold on a minute.

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-I think...

-Pull down!

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Michelle and Edward as salmon in Northern Ireland.

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Everyone, stop laughing! We've facts to learn!

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The salmon migrate all the way from Greenland.

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And the winner is...

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DRUM ROLL So exciting! Huh?!

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John in one of his many bright blue leotards!

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APPLAUSE

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And here to accept his Jed Award, in his award-winning blue leotard,

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I am so excited!

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It is my brother John!

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Who looks really stupid.

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-Shut up, Edward!

-Come on, get out here and accept your award!

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I'm not doing it, Edward, I'm not doing it!

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Excuse me a moment, viewers.

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Well, don't mind us!

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Come on, John, you look really cool!

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-You look like a superhero!

-I don't!

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I look like a super numpty!

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-Huh?! Oh, um...

-LAUGHTER

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Yeah, I would like to... to thank everyone for this award

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and go and get changed immediately!

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SLOW HAND CLAPPING

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John, you look so cool! Like really cool!

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You should wear that home!

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But maybe in a separate limo.

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-LAUGHTER

-A separate limo?!

-Oh, dear!

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I think it's time for another Jepic montage!

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It's a montage of muck-ups!

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We learnt a really cool new song! It goes like this!

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-Divorced!

-Beheaded!

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-Died!

-Divorced!

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-Beheaded!

-Durvived!

-RECORD SCRATCHES

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Durvived?! It's SUR-vived!

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Edwards, you're making mistakes!

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I know my facts! I know that I'm the next Albert Einstein!

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You don't even know how to turn on Jedcam. I turn this on.

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Oh, no!

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I'm a Viking! Grr! LAUGHTER

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I hate to break it to you, when you've made such an effort,

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but Vikings didn't have helmets with horns like this.

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-What do you study?

-I study theology.

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-What do you study?

-Psychology.

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Spanish and linguistics.

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-History of art.

-Music.

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I study biotechnotics.

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-That's not a subject.

-That's not a subject, John.

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Good dogs. Now we're sheeping.

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-Get by and fetch them on.

-Let's go!

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HE BARKS

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Slowly! Slowly!

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No!

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Whoops! Ha-ha!

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Bet he's feeling sheepish.

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John, you don't realise that you're going down.

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Edward, you're going to go down like the sunrise.

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You're going to go down like the sunrise.

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You're going to go down like the sunrise.

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Sorry, John. Today, there's no sunrise. It's cloudy.

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This is the Jedcam!

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Ayee! Wow.

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That's not a barbarian. That's a cow.

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Is it a sheep? Is it a goat? No, it's a cow.

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-We found a swan!

-Ah, it's a duck!

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It's a goose.

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Mind you don't fall.

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Oh, no, too late.

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LAUGHTER

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Ha-ha! Let's hope he didn't pull a muscle.

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Help me up.

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Our next Jed Award is for Best Moment.

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So, like, the best moment that happened throughout

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-the whole of our adventures?

-Exactly, Edward.

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Wow! That's so cool.

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Can we see the nominees?

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-No.

-W-why?

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I'm kidding. What else are we going to do?

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Here are the nominees.

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John got to soar through the skies in a World War II plane

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at Ducksford.

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We're up there, flying like a bird, flying like an eagle,

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flying like...a paper aeroplane.

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Woo!

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John and Ed ride it in style in a speedboat down the River Thames.

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John and Richard got to drive their own steam train.

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TRAIN HORN BLOWS

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If you do not clear the bridge, you will be...

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-Exterminated.

-Exterminated. LAUGHTER

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And this lucky lad got the chance to open Tower Bridge in London.

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Opening the bridge in three, two, one.

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LAUGHTER

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-Here we go!

-Oh, my...

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Oh, my... Wow!

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It's the coolest thing ever!

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That's so cool!

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-That's so cool.

-It's definitely opening.

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-I just opened Tower Bridge.

-So cool!

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That is so awesome.

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Wow! Those are, like, the best moments on TV ever.

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Not just on our show, but ever.

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John, don't you think that's a bit of an exaggeration?

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Wait. Thinking about it, you're so right!

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Oh, yeah, we rule.

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All right. The winner is...

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-They are here, aren't they, Edward?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-In real life?

-Yes.

-OK. The winner is...

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Edward, who opened Tower Bridge!

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-Get in here, Edward.

-Yeah!

-Here you go.

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-Awesome!

-Well done, Edward. It totally rocked.

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Since being on Jedward's Big Adventure,

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-have you been signing loads of autographs?

-No.

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-Opened any other bridges?

-Not yet.

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-So, do you want to thank anybody?

-No.

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THEY CLEAR THEIR THROATS

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Oh, yes. I'd like to thank John and Edward.

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Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Edward! Woo!

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Yeah! So, it's time to announce the last,

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and biggest and most bestest award of the Jed Awards.

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It's, like, the biggest accolade there can be.

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Totally the best thing.

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Yes, this is the big one. The award for the best presenter.

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Maybe they'll recognise the valuable contribution of another

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voice on the show. Hint, hint.

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It's actually happening! Pinch me!

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Ow! I didn't mean, like, really pinch me, but that's so cool, anyway. OK?

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-It's the Jed Award for Best Presenter!

-Awesome!

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Yeah, Edward, it's totally awesome and so are the nominees.

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Let's take a look.

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Fingers crossed!

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First up, the best presenter is Jedward.

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Well, that's to be expected. After all, it is their show.

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Edward, don't you think it's a bit cold for ice cream?

0:24:150:24:18

But, John, we're on holiday.

0:24:180:24:20

Next up is, Jedward again?

0:24:200:24:23

I suppose there is two of them.

0:24:230:24:25

I think I need a favour.

0:24:250:24:26

I need you here urgently.

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-BOTH:

-Wow!

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You guys got here quick.

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I'm probably up next.

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Nope. It's Jedward...again.

0:24:330:24:35

We're here, Edward. Orkney, land of the Orks.

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Orks?! What Orks?!

0:24:400:24:42

Surely, the last nominee, it has to be me!

0:24:420:24:46

Nope. I don't know why I bother!

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-Hey, John, are we nearly there yet?

-No.

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John, are we nearly there yet?

0:24:510:24:52

Edward, stop asking "are we nearly there?" OK?

0:24:520:24:55

We're not nearly there, OK?

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And when we're there, I'll tell you we're there.

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Edward, I think we're here.

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Wow, Edward! What an amazing bunch of nominees!

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Yeah, thanks a bunch, guys.

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Totally. It must have been so hard to choose between them.

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Yeah, I bet it was(!)

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They're all so good, and such great style and...

0:25:130:25:16

Oh, get on with it!

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OK. Without further ado,

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the winner of the Jed Award for Best Presenter goes to...

0:25:200:25:24

-I wonder who it could be?

-DRUMROLL

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Watch your fingers.

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-BOTH:

-Jedward!

-What a surprise(!)

0:25:290:25:31

OK. I want to say that I totally deserve this award.

0:25:360:25:39

No, I deserve this award.

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It's been such a long journey for me, learning all those facts

0:25:410:25:44

and stories - I'll never forget them.

0:25:440:25:47

You can't remember any facts. Tell me a fact now, John.

0:25:470:25:50

OK, then. Henry VIII has six wives.

0:25:500:25:52

Yeah, in your face, Edward. You name one.

0:25:520:25:55

Erm, William Shakespeare wrote 37 plays. In your face, John.

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This award is for all you John fans out there.

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I couldn't have done it without you.

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It's for all you Edward fans out there.

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I love you so much.

0:26:080:26:11

"I love you. I love you." I'm going to get sick, Edward.

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Oh, dear.

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Well, as I'm sure you're all aware, this could go on for a while.

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But, despite the boys making a Jepic mess of that last award,

0:26:200:26:23

it's been a blast.

0:26:230:26:25

And, believe it or not, the boys

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and tourists all over the UK may have even learnt a thing or two...

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on Jedward's Big Adventure!

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-Hey, John.

-Hey, Edward.

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-BOTH:

-Hay!

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# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun... #

0:26:390:26:44

Rar!

0:26:460:26:47

-ALL:

-Rar!

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Can we get off? I want to get off.

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We're late! We're late!

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Release the geese.

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-BOTH:

-It's giant! It's giant!

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HE PLAYS BAGPIPES BADLY

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ALL SCREAM

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BOTH MAKE CHICKEN NOISES

0:27:190:27:21

-BOTH:

-Fire!

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-BOTH:

-It's Jedward's Big Adventure!

0:27:270:27:29

Totally Jepic!

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