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Previously, the troublesome twosome were given a mission.

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It's a mission!

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You will each have to give a group of tourists a guided tour of Oxford.

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They found out some first-class facts.

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That's totally old school!

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HE TRUMPETS

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-Jepic!

-Jepic!

-Jepic!

-Jepic!

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They met their celebrity team-mates, Jade Ewen and Matt Johnson.

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Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure!

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They faced some exhausting bonus challenges.

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Yes!

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Flamingo, give me a break, OK? I tried my best!

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I study biotechnotics.

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The last time we saw them,

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they were making a splash in the midst of a rowing race.

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-Come on, kids!

-But who will win?

-Faster, faster!

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It's all to play for in part two of Jedward's Big Adventure!

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LET ME OUT OF HERE!

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# Come with us There's so much to discover

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# Crazy adventures with me and my brother

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# We'll take on things that will freak you out

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# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure

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# Be your tour guides There's so much to do

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# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you

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# Never know what you'll find and we'll mess with your mind

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# Hair-raising trail-blazing, totally wild

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# Jedward's Big Adventure. #

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And you join us at the rowing race of the century,

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where our teams will be desperately trying to pull themselves

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over the finish line first to clinch a vital five points

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in this awesome bonus challenge.

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Ready to lose, Matt? Me and Jade are professionals.

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We're Olympic standard over here! Olympic!

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You're going down, son!

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The winning crew will be the first to cross the finishing line.

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Attention.

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-Go.

-And they are off.

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In lane one, we have Team Edward and in lane two, it's Team John.

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It's a flying start for both teams,

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but will they have the muscle power to sustain this all the way?

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Think again, son!

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Come on, kids!

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Good technique there from Team John, currently on 30 strokes a minute.

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And here's Team Edward, looking strong too.

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A little splash in the face there for Jade.

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-SHE SCREAMS

-Sorry.

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Come on!

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Come on, let's go!

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Let's go, team!

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And as we come to the last 50 metres or so, it's nose to nose.

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Keep going, keep going, push it!

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I see there Team John pushing ahead slightly.

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Faster, faster!

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Who's going to win? Who's going to get the five bonus points?

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Team John have pulled away. They are half a length ahead.

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They've done it!

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That's it! Finally, we have a winner!

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CHEERING We are the winners!

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CHEERING

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Yeah!

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So, kicking off part two of our Oxford extravaganza,

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Team John win the rowing race,

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securing five bonus points with that row-tastic performance.

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And the losers are up the river without a paddle.

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Deep down, I feel as if we are the real winners today.

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Let's check the current scores.

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Team John's five points from the rowing race is added to

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the points he's already won from running the mile

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and flamingo croquet,

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bringing a total of 15 points,

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whilst Edward is sinking with a dismal zero.

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John's lead looks pretty watertight,

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so Edward will need to give the tour of his life to win today's show.

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Don't forget, the winning team will find themselves back on the water

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with a punting ride along the beautiful River Cherwell,

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whilst the losers will be locked in the dingy cells of Oxford prison.

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Back on dry land, there's just time to take in

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one more famous Oxford landmark before the tour starts.

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Meet Ian. Hello!

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He's got some big facts about a little car.

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Welcome to MINI Plant, Oxford.

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It was here that an icon of the British car industry

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was first designed and produced, and it just went to prove

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to the world that the best things come in small packages.

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HARP STRUMS DREAMILY

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100 years ago, a young cycling enthusiast, William Morris,

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closed his bicycle shop and opened a factory

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for a relatively new invention, the automobile.

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Throughout the early 20th century,

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his factory produced lots of different cars,

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such as the Bullnose Morris and the Morris Minor.

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However, the model that would become the most famous

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was the classic MINI, a little car with lots of character.

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The first MINI rolled off the production line on May 8th, 1959.

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The early MINIs often let in two inches of water when it rained.

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Despite this, the public fell in love

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with the car's distinctive look.

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It would become an icon of British design.

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Beep, beep!

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An icon, just like you and me, Edward.

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Would you like to see how we make them now?

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-Come on, let's go and check it out.

-This is where they make the cars.

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I feel like I'm in the year 3000 like this.

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Very, very different from when we first started making cars here.

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-We'd make 20 cars a week 100 years ago.

-A week?

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Today, we make 900 cars a day,

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one every 68 seconds.

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So you've already made a car after this whole conversation is over?

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In a car factory, we do three main things.

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We weld the steel body together,

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we paint it,

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then we assemble around about 2,000 parts to every car.

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-Whoa, look at the size of that robot!

-It looks like the claw, like,

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-raaar!

-This is a classic example of our use of technology and robots.

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Fitting the glass into every MINI we produce.

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One thing these cars are missing is aerodynamic Jedward hair.

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Or you could use a sunroof.

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Through here, we have an engine being fitted to the car.

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It's amazing being here. Do you think we could get a job here?

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We always need fit, young, creative people here.

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Are you sure you've thought this through?

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Good job, guys! You're making all those cars, doing a great job,

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keep up the good work!

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-So, here we are, boys. A finished motor car.

-Wow!

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We saw it from where it first started and now it's finished

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and this is the finished result.

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It is indeed. Every 68 seconds.

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After that amazing tour, it's time for our final bonus challenge

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and the last chance for the teams to win some extra points.

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Look, it's our mission! Let's see what it says, guys.

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"Dear Jedward, Jade and Matt,

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"one of your teams can win five bonus points

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"if you compete in a car-racing challenge.

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"And here is your car!"

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-I can't drive!

-I can't drive either, Edward.

-I can't drive.

-Awkward.

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-Wait! I've got an idea.

-What?

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-Take two.

-And here is your car.

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HORNS SQUEAK

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First to cross the finishing line wins.

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Ready, steady, go!

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Go, go, go!

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And here we are, both teams powered by not even one horsepower.

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Team Edward taking an early lead

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and Team Edward win!

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What?!

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Well done, Team Edward.

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You burned rubber and left the other team's chances for dust,

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therefore you receive five vital bonus points.

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Those extra points could make all the difference

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at the end of the day.

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-My car must be faulty.

-Your Jade's faulty, that's what it was.

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Well, you know what, we may not have won, but we still can do this.

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HORN SQUEAKS

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Simple things, eh? Time to tot up the scores.

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Team Edward have clawed back a vital five points

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but they are still ten points behind Team John.

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With no more bonus points up for grabs,

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Team Edward will have to do a jepic tour later to win today's show.

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John's in the zone, he's looking confident.

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It's vital that Edward starts taking the preparations seriously.

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-Who am I?

-Oh, dear.

-Britney?

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-I feel more like Bon Jovi, to be honest.

-Are you ready to rock out?

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-Yeah, man. Let's rock out to history in Oxford.

-Yeah!

-History!

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All right, Jade, I learned so much interesting things today.

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Something to do with a trumpet. HE TOOTS

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Something to do with a duck.

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Something to do with a girl called Alice who was running around

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like Jedward in Wonderland, but she's actually real,

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and there is now a girl called Matilda

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who was escaping on ice skates or something like that.

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-John, this sounds weird.

-It is really interesting.

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-All we've got to worry about is what to call the duck.

-Hermione.

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Priorities seem to have flown right out the window, Team John.

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I wonder if Team Edward are being a little more studious.

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Looks promising.

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Come on, Edward. Stand still. Stay there.

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Matt, I don't know what you're trying to do.

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This is not going to make me learn the facts.

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The kids are going to be so impressed, mate. This is awesome.

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-Matt, there is not...

-Don't talk.

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Oh, dear. Perhaps when you have finished, maybe you can use

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one of those dictionaries to look up the meaning of "procrastination".

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Honestly!

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Jade, we are going to blow the kids away tomorrow...

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Literally!

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HE TOOTS NOISILY

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Doesn't look like mixing with students in one of the world's

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most famous seats of learning has rubbed off on them at all.

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Let's hope they got round to some studying eventually

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because time has run out.

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A group of unsuspecting tourists are on their way.

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These guys have no idea who they are meeting

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or what we have got in store.

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I am really excited about today and I think it will be really fun

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and we will have a great time.

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I'm most excited about the tour guides.

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They have to have quite a good sense of humour and a bit of fun.

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I'm really excited about today and I hope they put on a good show.

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POP! POP! POP! POP!

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They've arrived. It's time for the tourists to meet the tour guides.

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-What's up, guys? I'm John!

-I am Edward!

-And together we are...

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-BOTH: Jedward!

-Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure.

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We are going to blow your minds like this.

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THEY MAKE EXPLOSION NOISES Make some noise!

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THEY CHEER

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We are going to put on an amazing, cool tour of Oxford.

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It's going to be out of this world.

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Before we start, there is Team John and there is Team Edward,

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so we are going to bring out our celebrity guests.

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Everyone make some noise for Jade Ewen,

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pop sensation from the Sugababes.

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And Matt Johnson from This Morning!

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CHEERING

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-I'm John.

-I'm Jade.

-And together we are...

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BOTH: Team J!

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CHEERING

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We can do better than that!

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He's Matt, I'm Edward and together we are...

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BOTH: Mattward!

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CHEERING

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Let's get learning some stories. That way! Let's go!

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We just met Jedward, so I think today is going to be brilliant.

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They sort of just jumped out of the stairs

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and they were really hyper, just jumping and skipping everywhere.

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It was really good and it was surprising.

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Right, it's time to start the tour and Team J are up first

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to tell the tourists all about the history of Oxford.

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So, Jade, where are we?

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-At the top of the tower.

-Not just a tower, Jade.

-In Oxford!

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The Carfax Tower. Over there is part of the University.

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There's 38 colleges

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and all those 38 colleges make up what, Jade?

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The Oxford University.

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People have been teaching here in Oxford since,

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like, 1096 or something like that, OK?

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Actually, it's 1167, John.

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So, in Oxford, just like all universities,

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there's always traditions that are very ridiculous.

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So, Jade, where did this duck come from?

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-John told me that...

-HE TOOTS LOUDLY

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What? Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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John told me that there was a duck that ran away

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and every year they celebrate with a duck.

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Once a century, not once a year, Jade.

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Here is a trumpet.

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Every year, they blow a trumpet to represent Jedward

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so I can hear it, so when they blow it, I'm like...

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"Please, Jedward, come to the college."

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Oh, dear.

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They really are blowing hot and cold with the facts now.

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Which college does the tradition of the trumpet come from?

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I already told you. Every single college.

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Wrong! It's Queen's College.

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Let's get out of here! I'll blow the trumpet!

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Quack, quack.

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I'd give that a C-. Not many facts in there.

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Mattward! Mattward!

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But how will Team Edward compare with the facts on Oxford University?

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Here's hoping they make the grade.

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Hello and welcome to Christ Church.

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-Good day.

-Good day to you all. Tell us some facts about Christ Church.

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-I studied here.

-You didn't.

-I did study here.

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-That's not a fact, my friend.

-I graduated.

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Other people who are famous

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and are very important also studied year. Like who?

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-Me.

-Not you. How many prime ministers, for example?

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13 prime ministers studied in this very university,

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so you are on very good grounds here.

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We have a game for you, haven't we?

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I've got something in my pocket. It's crisps!

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-Yes, crisps.

-Crisps, I love crisps.

-We'll play a game.

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We are going to go and get changed into somebody...

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Stop eating crisps, OK?

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Lots of famous people came to this university.

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We are going to dress up as some of those people

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and you have got to guess exactly who those people are,

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and if you win, if you get it right, correctly,

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you get to win some crisps.

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If you get it wrong, WE get to eat the crisps, which is what we love.

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We love crisps. Let's play this game. Are you ready?

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Let's go and do it. Get ready.

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I like games. I like crisps. This should be good.

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Raaarrr!

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-What am I?

-Aslan!

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-Yes, correct.

-CS Lewis.

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All right.

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Yes, CS Lewis came to Oxford University.

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Hello.

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-Who has a beard like this...

-Santa!

-..cool long hair like this,

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amazing hair extensions?

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No, it's not Cheryl Cole. Who do you think I am?

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Gandalf from JRR Tolkien.

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You got it right! Why'd you have to be so smart?

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And famous writer of The Lord Of The Rings, JRR Tolkien, came here too.

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-GERMAN ACCENT:

-Well, hello there, children.

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-Who am I?

-Einstein! Einstein!

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Einstein! Einstein!

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I want crisps, man.

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Einstein! Einstein!

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Correct.

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Well done. Einstein.

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Clever kids.

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HE SNORTS

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Hey, guys!

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Who do you think I am?

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Harry Potter, JK Rowling!

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Who's Harry Potter?

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-You.

-No.

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Who thinks, "I am who I am"?

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I'm starting to think you've forgotten

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who you're supposed to be, Edward.

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It took me for ever to write this essay.

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I wish I could send it to somebody,

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but I can't connect with the rest of the world.

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I need to invent something.

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-Charles Darwin?

-Internet.

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Internet! Getting closer.

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I wish I had a search engine that I could check out myself

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and know who I am.

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Well, the kids don't seem to know.

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Reveal all, Edward.

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No. No-one knows.

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I am Trevor L Turner.

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Who on earth is Trevor L Turner?!

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Yes, I think that's right.

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Ugh, you're supposed to be Tim Berners-Lee,

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the inventor of the internet, who came to Oxford too!

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Well, Team Edward may have lost most of the crisps, there,

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but were the tourists impressed

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with learning about those famous students?

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For one of them, Edward didn't even know which one he was.

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-We knew more about Christchurch than them!

-Yeah, exactly.

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I still don't really know who invented the internet.

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Oh, dear, it's not looking good for Edward.

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Remember, he's starting way behind,

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because he's lost most of the challenges.

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His only hope is that Team John will fall apart.

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Let's see how they're getting on.

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As you can see, I am the Mad Hatter, aka John.

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-And who are you?

-I'm Alice from Alice In Wonderland.

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Alice In what? Alice In Wonderland!

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Get on with it, John.

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So, who wrote Alice In Wonderland? His name was Charles... Charles what?

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-I don't know, you haven't told me.

-Charles - come on, I told you this!

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-You didn't! You just told me...

-Oh, trouble in Wonderland.

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-She loses facts, like, in one ear, bang, gone!

-He's a bad teacher.

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-Charles Dodgson.

-There we go.

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D-O-D-G-S - Dodgson!

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Not quite the full spelling, John, but at least you got the name right.

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And he changed his name to Lewis Carroll,

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so, Charles Dodgson, aka Lewis Carroll, wrote Alice In Wonderland.

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But Alice actually was a real girl, and she actually was here,

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and basically the story was inspired on Alice.

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John, what was Alice's real name?

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Alice's real name? You'd think YOU'D know this, you're the real Alice!

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But I'll tell the name cos she doesn't know any facts, OK?

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I'll save the day, just like... Lance Armstrong went to the moon.

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Lance Armstrong cycled all the way to the moon?!

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I mean, I know he told some big fibs, but that's a whopper!

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-Alice's real name was Alice Lyedell.

-It's Liddell, John.

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L-I-D-D, something, something, something.

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-You guys can spell it later.

-Here we go again.

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This is the door that Alice peeps through and looks through

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and goes, "Ooh! I wonder what's going on there!"

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HARP PLAYS

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That's the door, that's the door from Alice In Wonderland, amazing!

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And Alice was the daughter of the dean, though, wasn't she?

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And he was the person they based the White Rabbit on.

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So, you know when they show the rabbit with the clock...?

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"We're late, we're late, for a very important date!" What is it?

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-ALL:

-We're late, we're late, for a very important date!

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-Calm down.

-We're late, we're late, for a very important date!

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-RAPS: Late for important date, yo!

-John!

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We're never going to learn any facts!

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We're learning loads of facts!

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Come on, "We're late, we're late, for a very important date!"

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I can't hear you!

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-ALL:

-We're late, we're late, for a very important date!

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Louder!

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I think Team Jade could've been a bit better,

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as, to be honest, they were messing around a bit.

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The teams are halfway through their tour of Oxford,

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and the competition is hotting up.

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-Hey, John, I have a fact for you.

-What's that, Edward?

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You're going to lose! You're going to lose!

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You're going to lose, Edward!

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-Hey, John, I have a fact for you.

-What's that fact?

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-You're still going to lose!

-I'm not going to lose!

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Why do you keep saying facts, I'm going to lose?

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-THEY FAST-FORWARD

-Enough, boys,

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otherwise I'll put you in the stocks.

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-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

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You're going to lose!

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Right, that's it.

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You can come out when you've learnt to behave.

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John, John!

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Back to the tours,

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and Team Edward are hoping that words don't fail them.

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Definition - don't muck it up!

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Welcome to the Oxford English Dictionary headquarters.

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This is where they put the words in the dictionary

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for the whole world to get their definitions.

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This is James Murray,

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the person that wrote out the whole, entire Oxford English Dictionary.

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Originally they thought it was going to take ten years,

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but guess how long it took them to do it.

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-Two years.

-No! It took 70 years!

-70 years?!

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Yeah, that's why he wasn't shaving.

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-Look at that beard.

-Let's play a game, shall we?

-Yeah.

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A word-dictionary game!

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That's right,

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it's time for Well Weird Jed Words.

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Oh, goody(!) Another game.

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The rules of this game are quite simple -

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we're going to read out words.

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Whichever one you think is telling the truth,

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you come and join that person.

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Every time a tourist guesses wrong, they're out of the game,

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and the last one standing wins their very own Oxford English Dictionary.

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Whoopee!

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Speaking of which, the first word is "Woopie"!

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Woopie.

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Is it an affluent, retired person able to pursue an active lifestyle,

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from the initials of a "well-off older person"?

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Or, is it the noise made by people when diving into a vat of custard?

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Mm, custard.

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Ready, steady, go!

0:19:180:19:19

We were right, kids!

0:19:210:19:23

-Yes, we were.

-Sorry, Dominic.

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Wow!

0:19:250:19:27

-Can you say that, Edward?

-Yeah.

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Cryptozo-ology.

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Is it the search and study of animals whose existence is unproven,

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such as the Loch Ness Monster?

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Or is it the study of mummies inside their ancient burial tombs?

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Make your choice now.

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OK, let's reveal the correct explanation of the word.

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-Sorry, Keira.

-Oh, Keira, sorry, love.

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Oh! Donkeyman.

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Is it a man working in a ship's engine room?

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-Or...

-A man working in a train garage?

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Make your choice now.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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She's making a decision.

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The correct explanation of the word "donkeyman" was... ..

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Me!

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-So, well done, guys!

-Sorry.

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Commiserations to you lot. Get over there.

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Please can we reveal the final word of the day?

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Triskaidekaphobia.

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An extreme phobia about the number 13.

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-Or...

-An extreme phobia of the number 12.

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Make your choice now.

0:20:320:20:33

Ooh, we've got a split decision, Edward.

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One, two, three...

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Yes!

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Yes, team. So, congratulations. Are you excited?

0:20:420:20:45

You're in the tie-break.

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And the question is...

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How many words, as of now, are in the Oxford Dictionary?

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So, what is your answer?

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My answer is 1,000,526.

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1,008,050.

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-And finally, what do you think?

-2,000,000.

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Can we please reveal what the answer is?

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-Whoa!

-272,858.

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-Hard luck, guys.

-So, Emma, you are today's winner.

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-Are you going to read all those words in there?

-No.

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No, I don't think so either.

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But when you need to know a word, it'll be in here.

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Absolutely. Totes ma goats.

0:21:250:21:27

I don't think that's in the dictionary, Matt.

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Just one more story left for Jade - it's a witch!

0:21:290:21:32

Let's see if they can pull off a great escape.

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All right, kids, are you lot ready for this?

0:21:340:21:36

Yes!

0:21:360:21:38

Doesn't look promising, does it?

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All right, guys, we are here at Oxford Castle.

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The reason why I'm wearing this hair

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is I'm representing a girl called Matilda.

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And there was me thinking you were trying a new hairstyle.

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She was actually an empress,

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she was all over the place conquering the world

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but then she came here and the king captured her like that, bang!

0:21:520:21:55

"I'm going to take you, Matilda..."

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And Matilda was brought here, and she was like,

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"No, no, don't take me!"

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Get on with it.

0:22:020:22:04

In 1142 she escaped from this tower, it was all frozen,

0:22:040:22:10

it was all, like...no-one spotted her, and that's how she escaped...

0:22:100:22:14

Something in your eye there, John?

0:22:140:22:16

She skated out of there,

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she skated, with ice skates, like this.

0:22:170:22:19

Schoo, schoo, schoo!

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We're now going to move on and talk about this.

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This is actually a motte, this is a motte, the thing here.

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Don't forget about the bailey, John!

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And this was built in 1071.

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And that's it, that's all the facts you need to know.

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That's it?!

0:22:360:22:38

Well, let's hope the facts didn't escape in the process.

0:22:380:22:41

-BOTH:

-Schoo, schoo, schoo!

0:22:410:22:44

I think Team Jade did really well,

0:22:440:22:46

but I think maybe they could've improved on...not getting distracted.

0:22:460:22:51

I think they did all right,

0:22:510:22:52

but Jedward was a bit fussy about his hair.

0:22:520:22:55

They did get distracted once about orange hair,

0:22:550:22:58

but apart from that, they were really good.

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John, that girl Empress Matilda, she comes back here,

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if she wants Jedward's autograph, here it is.

0:23:040:23:06

Up here, Edward. Come on. Let's get out of here.

0:23:060:23:09

Empress Matilda, your autograph is waiting for you!

0:23:090:23:12

That was pretty fact-filled from John.

0:23:120:23:14

It's not looking good for Edward.

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He'd better be on top form in his final story in the prison.

0:23:160:23:19

-Whoo! Yeah!

-1,002, 1,003...

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Get on with it, boys.

0:23:230:23:25

-Matt!

-What?

-We're on a tour, Oxford Castle.

0:23:250:23:27

It wasn't just a castle of, "Ooh, la-la". It was turned into a prison.

0:23:270:23:31

People were locked in these cages - "Let me out! Let me out!

0:23:310:23:34

"Argh! Let me out, I want to escape!

0:23:340:23:37

"I need to get out of here!"

0:23:370:23:38

Oh, my days, somebody sort him out.

0:23:380:23:40

Warden!

0:23:400:23:42

Let me out!

0:23:420:23:45

-Calm down.

-So tired...

-He's got himself all tired now.

0:23:460:23:49

But there's method to his madness,

0:23:490:23:51

because you are dressed as Isaac Darkin, aren't you?

0:23:510:23:55

-Hello.

-Isaac Darkin... Is that your best Isaac Darkin impression?

0:23:550:23:59

Hello, I'm Isaac Darkin.

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Oh, dear.

0:24:010:24:02

-Anyway...

-And why are you here?

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I was there for the girls, they were all like, "Aaah!

0:24:040:24:07

-"It's Isaac Darkin, I love you!"

-Isaac Darkin was like a pop star,

0:24:070:24:11

-but he was also a robber.

-Very, very bad.

0:24:110:24:14

-What was your nickname?

-I didn't know I had a nickname.

-You did.

0:24:140:24:17

-What was it?

-You can remember this.

-Oh!

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-The Runway Man.

-No.

-No!

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-The Highwayman.

-The Highwayman, yes.

-Got there in the end.

0:24:220:24:26

The youngest prisoner in here was seven years old.

0:24:260:24:30

But what was her crime, boys? That's a vital fact!

0:24:300:24:32

-How old are you guys?

-Nine.

-Ten...

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You're nine, so, just older than that now.

0:24:350:24:37

-Yeah, imagine getting executed, imagine how scary that would be.

-Mm.

0:24:370:24:40

Welcome to the prison cell.

0:24:400:24:42

It's super small, imagine having to share this room with someone.

0:24:420:24:46

You'd go crazy!

0:24:460:24:48

-So, what have you got there, dude?

-A jack-in-the-box.

0:24:480:24:51

-No, that's not a jack-in-the-box at all.

-Doo-doo-doo...

0:24:510:24:54

Blagh!

0:24:540:24:55

Not quite. It's a Crank handle.

0:24:550:24:57

Guys, we're not prisoners, let's get out of here!

0:24:570:24:59

Edward may not have managed to escape the prison, there,

0:24:590:25:02

but did he commit the ultimate crime, and forget the facts?

0:25:020:25:05

Let's find out, as we come to the end of the tour in this special

0:25:050:25:08

double episode of Jedward's Big Adventure!

0:25:080:25:10

It's the moment of truth.

0:25:100:25:12

Have the tourists remembered those all-important vital

0:25:120:25:14

facts on Oxford, or will was all the singing,

0:25:140:25:17

dressing up and wordplay too much of a distraction?

0:25:170:25:21

It's time to find out, as the tourists take the BIG TEST!

0:25:210:25:26

What was Lewis Carroll's real name?

0:25:260:25:28

Was it Charles Dodgson?

0:25:280:25:29

They're being asked two questions on each of the stories.

0:25:290:25:32

For each correct answer, there's a point in it

0:25:320:25:34

for the team that told that story.

0:25:340:25:36

What is the name of the popular highwayman executed at Oxford Prison?

0:25:360:25:41

And the team with the most points,

0:25:420:25:43

when added to the bonus challenge points, will win.

0:25:430:25:46

What does the word "triskedophia" mean?

0:25:460:25:49

Whilst the losers will face a humiliating night in the slammer.

0:25:490:25:53

Remember, from the bonus challenges so far, Team John are on 15 points -

0:25:540:25:59

from winning the running race, the flamingo croquet and the rowing.

0:25:590:26:03

And Team Edward are on five points, from winning the MINI challenge.

0:26:030:26:07

Therefore it all comes down to how well they taught the facts

0:26:070:26:10

to the tourists to determine the final results.

0:26:100:26:13

The test is now over. It's time to reveal the final score.

0:26:130:26:17

I can now reveal the overall scores.

0:26:170:26:20

Only three points separate the two teams.

0:26:200:26:23

Oh...OMG.

0:26:230:26:25

It's the tension.

0:26:250:26:27

Hope it's us.

0:26:270:26:28

Edward and Matt, you have 49 points.

0:26:280:26:33

John and Jade, you...

0:26:340:26:38

have 52.

0:26:380:26:40

-Yeah!

-Woo!

0:26:400:26:42

No way. No way! No way.

0:26:420:26:46

Congratulations, Team John.

0:26:460:26:49

John and Jade are now off to enjoy a relaxing punting ride

0:26:490:26:51

along the river,

0:26:510:26:53

whilst for the losers, Edward and Matt, it's forfeit time.

0:26:530:26:56

Say cheese!

0:26:560:26:58

Whoo, we're the winners!

0:27:030:27:06

Let's do this.

0:27:060:27:07

MUSIC: Theme from Titanic

0:27:070:27:09

Punting is so fun.

0:27:100:27:13

Jade, I wonder how Edward and Matt are getting on in the prison cell?

0:27:140:27:19

Who cares? They're losers.

0:27:190:27:21

Come on, move along. I'm putting you away for crimes against history, now.

0:27:210:27:25

Crimes against history?

0:27:250:27:28

-What do you mean?

-Get in there. DOOR CLANGS

0:27:280:27:30

Jade, let's have a Titanic moment.

0:27:340:27:36

Jade, Jade, don't let go!

0:27:380:27:40

Lights out, boys.

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