Hampton Court Part 2 Jedward's Big Adventure

Previously on Jedward's Big Adventure...

The terrible twosome were given a mission.

You will each have to give a group of tourists

a guided tour of Hampton Court Palace.

Awesome.

They found out some royally amazing facts.

Too much information, Annabel.

HE SCREAMS

Jed hug.

They met their celebrity team-mates -

Stacey Solomon and Ben Shires.

It's so great to have you guys here.

They faced bonus challenges.

No!

HE COUGHS

# I'm still Jedward from the block. #

Edward, you're going to go down like the sunrise.

Last time we saw them, they were lost in a maze.

Where's the centre?

Will they ever find their way out?

Go, Stacey.

It's all to play for in part two of Jedward's Big Adventure.

THEY EXCLAIM

# Come with us, there's so much to discover

# Crazy adventures with me and my brother

# We'll take on things that will freak you out

# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure

# Be your tour guides, there's so much to do

# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you

# Never know what you'll find and we'll mess with your mind

# Hair-raising, trail-blazing, totally wild

# Jedward's Big Adventure. #

We find our teams desperately trying to find

the middle of the Hampton Court Maze...

OK, let's go, let's go.

..to clinch a vital five points for their team.

-Oh, no, it's not that way.

-Oh, no, which way do we go?

BEN: Just go round in a circle? Yes.

-Keep going to the outside.

-Yeah!

-I hate mazes.

-There's a sign. This way!

That's a good time, that is a literally good sign.

CHEERING

The centre of the maze.

You're lying, you're lying.

-No, they can't be.

-It can't be true.

We've got to get the flag up.

That's it, finally we have a winner.

-We are the winners.

-Victorious.

So kicking off part two of our Hampton Court Adventure,

Team Edward win the maze challenge,

securing five bonus points with that amazing performance.

We need to go right. No, right.

While our losers are still lost, so let's check the current scores.

Team John has a total of five, but Team Edward takes the lead with ten.

Later the teams will be trying to add to their totals

by giving a great tour of Hampton Court.

Don't forget the winning team will get to spin about on a Segway...

Wee!

..whilst the losers will be left in the rubbish.

So giving a brilliant tour tomorrow is going to be vital.

Let's see how the teams are getting on with their preparations.

I wonder where Stacey is, I've been waiting here for ages.

-Hello! I'm back and I've done some shopping.

-Stacey, you went shopping?

I've been waiting here for ages.

I told you straight after to come up here.

Uh-oh. Trouble in Team John.

Let's see if Team Edward are faring any better.

Ben, are you ready to learn some facts?

Are you ready to regurgitate them, Edward?

I'm totally excited.

Stacey, it's been a long day, OK?

Experts have been throwing facts from here, to here, to here.

-Right now my head is...

-Basically, you've forgotten the facts.

These kids might be scared tomorrow,

so they get scared and any ghosts turn up.

Just get out of there, forget the kids, forget the tour,

-we've got to get out of there.

-Right, OK.

So what we're saying is abandon everything

if we think there could be ghouls.

Abandon haunted corridor, hence the name haunted.

I don't want to be freaked out for the rest of my life.

Stacey, do you have 100% faith in me?

Not particularly, right now.

What you've got to realise is that I even know more than the experts.

-Really?

-Yes.

I'm not getting that vibe.

They're going to be looking at us, wanting to know the facts

with their eyes like this.

We'll be like...

We can't get roasted, but we need them to know what has been roasted.

That's the thing.

Yeah, but what if the kids are vegetarian?

That's very true. I've never thought of that before.

But now it's time to come up with a team name,

it's the most important thing. Any ideas?

What about Jolomon?

-No.

-Jacey?

-Jacey?

-Jacey is like Jay-Z but cooler.

# Ah, yeah, we're Jacey, yo! #

Yo, diggidy, yo.

I'm so street.

Anyway, time has now run out for Jedward to cram in any more facts,

because a group of unsuspecting tourists are on their way.

These guys have no idea who they're meeting

or what we've got in store.

I'm so ecstatic. I'm really excited about the whole thing today.

I think today will be really, really great because we're going to

be seeing lots of historical things and finding out about the past.

They've arrived. It's time for the tourists to meet their tour guides.

-What's up, guys? I'm John.

-And Edward.

-Together we are Jedward.

Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure. Are you guys excited?

CHEERING

Guys, it's going... it's going to be mind-blowing.

We're going to give you the best tour of Hampton Court Palace.

Let's jump. Everybody, jump.

All right, before we start,

we're going to introduce our celebrity guests.

Make some noise for Stacey Solomon from X Factor and I'm A Celebrity!

CHEERING

And make some noise for Ben Shires from Officially Amazing.

CHEERING

I'm John, that's Stacey. Together we are Jacey.

He's Ben and I'm Edward. Together we are. Ed Ben.

That's a really, really, really rubbish name.

No. Not cool.

Let's go. Run, run, run.

I was really shocked, but I'm so excited now.

I just saw these epic black and gold jackets.

I saw the face and I was like, "It's actually Jedward."

The hair as well. It's like...

Oh, my goodness. I'm so excited about it and everything.

My friends and family will be all jealous right now.

I think it's going to be really funny.

I think we're all going to be...

I don't know whether we'll be doing a bit of dancing as well as learning

about history, and possibly singing as well because it is Jedward.

Good moves. It's time to start the tour.

Team Edward are up first to tell the tourists

all about the history of Hampton Court.

As a way of selling its delightful features,

Ben's gone all estate agent on us.

Welcome to Hampton Court Palace. As you can see, it's a palace.

It's so awesome, it's so amazing. I wish I could live here!

Well, Edward, maybe you can, because luckily, today I am B Shires,

period property expert.

-Yes, estate agent.

-Are you saying I can buy the place?

I think you need... No, deserve a palace like this.

How many rooms are here?

We have got 1,000 rooms.

-EDWARD GASPS

-Wrong.

Actually, it's over 1,100 rooms.

Some estate agent you are, Ben.

Imagine how many walk-in wardrobes you could have.

I really like being in the outdoors, doing sports.

How many acres are here?

Well, I mean, I don't think the literal amount of acres is

important at this stage.

Is that estate agent speak for, "I don't know"? It's 60 acres, Ben.

What is this thing and why is it in my future front garden?

Well, you're right to point this out, Edward.

It is one of our most popular features.

Most people like to have a fountain in their garden, right?

-Yes, yes, I do.

-At Hampton Court, we go one better.

-This fountain, for special occasions, actually pumps out wine.

-Wine?!

-What would you put in the water fountain?

-Chocolate.

Yeah?

-Chocolate?

-Cherryade.

I'm getting thirsty.

Thirsty for more facts.

What's the history of this place? Who stayed here before?

Let's walk and talk about the famous king

who actually lived here for quite a long time,

and some of his wives as well.

Can anyone guess who that king was? Yeah?

Henry VIII. - Henry VIII.

It was the big guy. It's fantastic.

-That's why you need to buy it, Edward. Are you in?

-I don't know.

Maybe New York for me. This place is too posh.

Oh, well, if I can't sell it, then I'm going to give up.

Anyone want to buy it?

Well, I'm sold. If only it was for sale!

But how will John and Stacey compare

as they hope to give a tour fit for a king?

So we're here to tell you all about this amazing place.

It's called the Great Hall. The Great what?

-KIDS:

-The Great Hall!

-Woo-hoo!

-Amazing.

This is where King Henry VIII held all his parties.

-He had dancing, music.

-Banquets, balls.

Basically the Great Hall was a place to impress all your guests.

Henry VIII was a big man. Really, really big man.

-Really big.

-But he wasn't actually, in his youth, that fat. It's cos...

Cos he hurt his ankle in a horse riding accident.

Actually, it was a jousting accident,

but he was on a horse, so I'll let you off.

He ate loads, but before he started eating loads cos

he hurt his ankle, he just wore loads of clothes.

Tudors thought it was really cool to be a bit on the plump side.

Who are you calling fat, Stacey?

So, back then they used to wear loads of clothes, loads of layers.

Who wants to dress us?

We would love to have some help getting all of our layers on.

-I'll take five, you take five.

-It's a race between me and John.

Whoever gets dressed the fastest wins.

-Let's do this.

-All right, let's go.

Here we go.

It's OK.

It's on my shoulder.

Shove a top on her head, quick.

Another skirt!

Another skirt?

Another skirt.

Where's my arm?

Almost there.

John's got his hat on at least.

CHEERING

Well done, Stacey. All that dressing up has tired me out.

I mean, I look terrible.

You've got a pair of pants on your head, love.

How did they get dressed?

It feels like they're wearing like a bazillion clothes.

Imagine dancing in this.

-We were first.

-I've got all my clothes on.

Team John certainly got dressed up for the occasion,

but did they address the facts?

I learned about the Tudors, they had to wear loads of clothes.

To be honest, I wouldn't want to wear so much clothes.

It would make you look so big.

I think John and Stacey make a really good team

because they make it really fun.

They include facts.

One story down for each of the teams. Time for a little Jed Stop.

Edward, who does King Henry VIII think he is?

-Come on, he couldn't even dress himself.

-He's wearing tights.

-He's wearing tights.

-And like the feathers in his hair.

Who wears feathers in his hair?

What's all this you're saying about me?

-Oh.

-We're just saying how awesome and amazing you are.

My time is precious, so what exactly are you doing here?

All right, Henry, I've come up with a cool idea that you,

cos you're a king, can give us the Sir Jedward title.

Can you do that for us?

I think you've had quite enough of my time already today, gentlemen.

I bid you a good day. Now, be off.

Peace out.

See you, Henry.

Pizza later? Let's do it.

Quickly, boys. Beheading has been known to wreck a good haircut.

Back to the tour.

It's time for Team Edward who are hoping to throw everything

but the kitchen sink at the next story.

Oh, go on, throw the kitchen sink as well.

Are you hungry?

-KIDS:

-Yeah.

For information?

Yeah.

-Where do you think we are right now in the palace?

-Kitchen.

-Yes.

There's no microwave, there's no smoothie maker. There's no fridge.

What type of kitchen is this?

Has anyone been in a kitchen this big before?

No.

Here at the palace, they had to feed up to 600 people.

They used to have to hunt their animals, like deer, oxen, sheep.

They'd have to get a spit boy.

You'd pay somebody to turn and roast your meat.

We're going to play a game with you guys.

You're going to guess how much meat they ate at the time.

So it's either higher or lower.

Yes, that's right, it's Play Your Calfs Right.

We're going to start off with oxen. They ate 1,240 oxen.

-Do you think they had more or less sheep?

-Shout if you think higher.

Higher!

Higher or lower.

Yes, it is higher. 8,200 sheep. Are you ready for the next one?

They had wild boar. Higher or lower?

Higher or lower?

Lower. Let's check it out.

Wild boar...

Yes, you're correct. It's 53.

Didn't she do well.

I could catch 53.

I'd like to see you try.

Anyway, the next thing is pigs. Oink, oink.

-Pigs are really popular, aren't they?

-Bacon, pork chops, sausage.

Ham sandwiches.

Do you think it's higher or lower on pigs?

Higher!

It is higher.

1,870.

Imagine having that much pig. Crazy!

They had beer as well.

The Tudors liked to drink an awful lot of beer.

The water was quite mucky and beer tasted a lot better.

Higher or lower?

Higher!

Do you think we got it right or are we going to lose the game?

Tension.

Everyone, make a dramatic face.

Good face.

It is higher - 600,000.

Gallons of beer. That's a lot of beer.

Guys, I think we've learnt about the kitchen.

-Is everyone feeling hungry now?

-Yeah.

Team Edward worked awfully hard there.

Let's hope those tourists didn't have a short attention span.

Oh, dear. The teams are halfway through their tours

of Hampton Court Palace.

Next up is another chance for the teams

to win some tasty bonus points.

That's right.

It's another...

Oh, look.

It's our mission. Let's see what it says.

Actually, it's a bonus mission, and it's for you guys,

Stacey, see what it says.

"Dear Stacey and Ben,

"one of you can win five precious bonus points for your team

"if you compete in a game of Tudor archery."

-Yes.

-"May the best shot win."

Oh, dear. I wouldn't trust these two by a long shot.

I think we're going to need an expert. Meet Mark. There he is.

He's here to teach them their bulls from their bull's eyes.

Hi, guys.

Archery was really popular in Tudor times,

but even if you didn't like it, you had to do it.

Archery was one of Henry VIII's favourite pastimes.

Apparently, he would often keep important ambassadors waiting

as he was more interested in his shooting practice.

Longbows were the primary weapon of England.

Archery was considered so vital a defence for the country

that it was a legal requirement for men above the age of 14

to own a bow and arrow.

The story goes that Henry VIII wanted to ban football

so that men could spend more time practising their archery.

It's thought that there were lots of accidental deaths

from stray arrows shot in practice.

Come on, enough chat, guys. There's points to be won.

Let's get on with the challenge.

Right, I'm just quickly going to show you what to do first.

You take those two fingers and the top finger.

Top finger above, bottom two below.

Then you look at your target, you raise the arrow up,

you look down range and then...

As easy as that.

Wow! Very impressive, Mark.

Let's go, Stacey, let's go.

Let's go, Ben, let's go.

So are we ready for this competition then?

Oh, yeah. Come on!

The target's down there.

If you hit the gold in the middle - three points.

The red ring - two points. The blue ring - one point.

Nothing for anything else.

I'm actually jealous. Let the archery begin!

They have three arrows, but who will score the most points to add

archery as another string to their bow?

First arrows, and off we go.

Ben, what was that?

Well, that was a disastrous start. They've both missed.

Oh, dear.

BEN: I'm just warming up!

Ben, I think you need your eyes tested again.

Here comes their second shot. Let's hope they do better this time.

Go on, shoot. GROANING

Why is this happening? I don't think this is sharp enough.

Robin Hood, they are not. They've missed again.

It's getting ridiculous.

This is it, this is the big one. Bull's-eye.

Last chance now. Will anyone secure these bonus points?

This is the last one.

I'm going to do it this time.

Oh, Stacey has scored!

Woo-hoo! I win!

Stacey, you scored two points, which mean you win the competition.

Well done.

Well done, Stacey.

Because she hit the red area,

Stacey scored two points in the archery competition,

compared to Ben's zero.

Therefore, it's a win for Team Jacey.

And that's five bonus points for John and Stacey.

Time to tot up the scores.

The teams are neck and neck with ten points each.

Stacey Solomon has just made me a big slice of humble pie in the archery.

I can't believe I just won the archery. Me of all people!

I'm not the sportiest kid in the world, so I'm very proud.

I feel like Robin Hood.

Whatevs.

With no more bonus points up for grabs, the teams will now

have to rely on their tours in order to make sure they are victorious.

Remember, the winners will be receiving a right royal

reward as they get a zippy ride on a Segway.

Whee!

Whereas the loser will be left to clear up some royal rubbish.

Ew!

Back to the tours.

Team John are hoping they won't get the chop from the tourists

with their next story.

Hello, everybody. We're here to talk about Henry VIII.

-King Henry had six wives!

-One, two, three, four, five, six.

That's a lot of wives, isn't it?

Yeah.

Does anybody know the names of his wives?

There was three Catherines. Could you imagine?! "Hey, Catherine."

Then another Catherine. "I married another Catherine.

"Another Catherine.

-"I'm going to marry an Anne."

-There were two Annes.

-Yeah.

-Two Annes, three Catherines.

-That's kind of weird.

But, anyway, they all died except one. Why?

Hang on.

Em.

-Three wives didn't die.

-Are you sure?

Yeah. Two were divorced and one survived.

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Divorce isn't death.

Thanks, Stacey, for clearing that one up.

-They didn't all die. So three of them died. Wait, was it three?

-Three.

No, two died. Three were divorced and one survived.

No, no, no!

That's wrong as well. It's three died, two divorced and one survived.

Looks like Team John are losing their heads.

OK, so I think we should put that all together,

all that information together.

Let's make a little rap.

# Divorce, beheaded, died

# Divorce, beheaded, survived... #

Yeah! Here we go. I'm surviving. I'm a survivor. Are you ready to do it?

ALL: # Divorced, beheaded, died

# Divorced, beheaded, survived. #

Ah, yeah, your rhymes are sick!

What?

As you can see, we've got three of his wives.

You guys have to guess how they died, were they divorced, did the survive?

Did they fly to space? Stacey, move over here. You roll it.

Catherine of Aragon?

-Divorced.

-Divorced?

Woo!

We now move on to Anne Bo...leyn?

Boleyn.

Here she is. There's a B on her necklace.

Does that stand for Boleyn or does that stand for beheaded?

What do you guys think? What's your final answer?

Beheaded.

You got the right answer. Woo!

The very last person - Catherine Parr.

-Died.

-Do you think she died?

-Yeah.

-Are you sure?

-Are you sure?

-Survived.

-Who says survive?

Survived.

Who says died?

-Ah, interesting.

-Let's see what's up.

Yeah!

Before we end this amazing story,

who wants to do the Divorced, Beheaded, Survived dance again?

One, two, three, go.

# Divorced, beheaded, died

# Divorced, beheaded, survived. #

Yeah!

What are you all doing in my palace?

-Busted.

-It's Henry VIII.

-Henry.

I think I heard you talking about my wives. Am I right?

Yes, what was it like having so many wives?

Like having six dogs or six cats is a lot, but having six wives!

Eh...I bet he'd rather that than some troublesome twins.

All right, Henry, you had six wives. Why not make it seven? Stacey?

No, thank you. Sorry, Henry. Henry, you're lovely, but I like my head.

Yeah, we like your head too, Stacey.

But do you know why Henry VIII had so many wives?

It's because he liked to chop and change.

-NARRATOR LAUGHS

-I couldn't resist.

Let's see if the kids could resist the facts.

The thing that made me laugh the most was the dance.

Divorced, beheaded, died.

Divorced, beheaded, survived!

Chop, chop. It's time for one more stop on the tour.

Team Edward are in the haunted gallery.

Let's hope they don't get too spooked and forget all the facts.

-What's that noise? Did you hear that?

-Yeah, I did, actually.

Did anyone else hear that?

-KIDS:

-No.

-Are you scared?

-Yes.

Catherine Howard was beheaded.

She tried to escape from these corridors.

Henry VIII executed her, chopped off here head.

She was beheaded. Can anyone think what she might be looking for now?

-Behind you!

-What's she looking for?

Behind you!

We're not falling for that one, are we?

-Guys.

-We're trying to give you some information here.

Catherine was behind you.

Stop making noise, we're trying to tell you facts.

This is an empty corridor back there.

KIDS EXCLAIM

Yes, I know my outfit's cool. I know...

Behind you!

-Look, it's OK to get involved.

-No!

Let's get back to the story.

The ghost of Catherine Howard is said to wander these corridors.

Many people have seen her. Do you know what she might look like?

KIDS TALK OVER EACH OTHER

Has anyone seen a ghost before?

Over there!

KIDS SCREAM AND EXCLAIM

We're trying to discuss what the ghost is like,

so if you could tell us, maybe we might see her.

Nothing. I think these ghost stories are getting to you.

Guys, chill out. I'm a trained ghost buster.

Yeah, and I'm an amateur, in training.

Don't worry, you'll get there some day.

Do all of you want to be ghost busters?

Yeah!

OK, let's like get out of here and do the ghost buster dance.

Well, with the tourists getting into the spirit of things,

will Team Edward stand a ghost of a chance in ensuring they've

remembered the facts?

Keep low, keep low.

We were in the haunted corridor and the spookiest thing happened.

They were talking and then the ghost came across. I was just like, "Aah!"

Catherine was just behind them walking so slowly and so spookily.

Oh, my gosh. I was starting to feel for my head.

Yeah. A lot.

Ben and Edward told really good facts.

It was really freaky when the ghost came.

It's time for the last stop on the tour.

Team John are in the gardens hoping to sew the seeds of victory

with their cutting hedge facts.

-Hello, children. In case you forgot, I'm John.

-I'm Stacey.

Together we are Jacey.

-This is a garden.

-This garden is so, so cool.

It's actually built in symmetry,

so the whole garden on either side, one side mirrors the other.

It's all symmetrical. Let's make our own symmetrical...right now.

I pull a pose like this, you do a pose. One, two, three.

This is like Simon Says. John says point.

-We're all in symmetry.

-Perfect.

After Henry VIII, another guy moved in. William.

If you guys look down there, you can see the River Thames.

William was so short that he couldn't see the River Thames,

so he dug down and made his garden loads lower.

That's why it goes down into a dip - so he could see across.

So, if you're a king and you're short,

dig a hole so you can see the Thames.

I think we've learned enough facts about this amazing interesting

garden, so let's all go this way,

and let's go show you guys the great vine.

Let's be cool. Come on, guys.

This is what we've all been waiting for - to see this amazing grapevine.

So, guys, be very, very quiet, because the grapes are sleeping.

How amazing is this?!

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

Fine.

This is the oldest

and largest grapevine in the whole history of the world.

In the world.

It actually holds the Guinness Book World Records for being like so old.

We told you about the garden, we told you about the grapevine.

Are you guys totally gardened out of it?

Yeah!

Well, let's get out of here!

A TREE-mendous end for Team John there,

but will they come up smelling of roses or will it be sour grapes?

Let's find out as we come to the end of our tour,

and this special double episode of Jedward's Big Adventure.

It's the moment of truth.

Have the tourists remembered those all-important vital

facts on Hampton Court Palace,

or was all the spooking,

dancing and dressing up too much of a distraction?

It's time to find out as the tourists take the big test!

-How many wives did Henry VIII have?

-Six.

They're being asked two questions on each of the stories.

For each correct answer,

there's a point in it for the team that told that story.

How many people would have worked in kitchens in Tudor times?

The team with the most points

when added to the bonus challenge points will win...

What feature of the gardens has made it into the Guinness Book

of World Records?

..while the losers will face the humiliating

task of rummaging around in a load of old rubbish.

Remember, from the bonus challenges so far, Team John are on ten

points, from winning the chocolate making and the archery.

Team Edward are also on ten points, from winning the tennis

and successfully manoeuvring around the maze.

Therefore it all comes down to how well

they taught the facts to the tourists.

The test is now over.

It's time to reveal the final score.

Here's Henry with the scores on the Hampton Court doors.

So now, after having spent time

here in my home at Hampton Court Palace, I'm pleased to say that

I have the results of your endeavours over the past days.

Both teams have already earned ten points from their bonus challenges.

B-b-b-bonus!

-But now I can reveal the overall scores.

-Oh, no.

Team John have 55 points.

That is so high!

Team Edward...

..Have 36 points.

STACEY AND JOHN CHEER

Yeah, we're the winners!

Winners! Yeah!

-I can't actually believe that.

-I can't believe it.

-I genuinely thought we were going to win.

-Winners!

At least we're not getting beheaded.

Congratulations Team John. A royal win.

I now pronounce you the new king and queen of Hampton Court,

in the first super bumper edition of Jedward's Big Adventure.

John and Stacey are now off to enjoy a super fun touristy

ride on some supreme Segways.

Whee!

Whilst for the losers, Edward and Ben, it's forfeit time.

Rubbish luck.

Oh, I can't believe we have to clear the rubbish.

Yeah. This is so rubbish. Oh! It stinks as well.

Come on, Stacey, let's go. One, two, three, go.

Yeah!

Whoo!

Whee!

Yay!

Oh, that is gross!

-Oh.

-Stinky.

Oh!

Woo!

JOHN LAUGHS

Thanks, Henry VIII, you totally rock for letting us

segway all over Hampton Court Palace.

This is scary. Oh, no.

Edward, it was all your fault that we lost.

Wait a second! Leave it out, leave it out.

You could have totally won the archery.

You could have totally won it. It was so easy.

Right, I'm turning over a new leaf...on you!

Leave it out. Seriously, leave it out.

BEN LAUGHS