Robert's Holiday Justin's House

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!

# There's Robert and Dee And Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# He's Justin

# And this is my place! #

Sing it!

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's

# Justin's House! #

-ROBERT HUMS

-Oh!

Oh, goodness gracious. I didn't realise you were here already.

Hello, everybody!

ALL: Hello, Robert!

And welcome to...

-ALL: Justin's House!

-Exactly.

Oh, do you know,

I'm having the most wonderful day sorting Justin's lovely linen.

Let's put that there.

There's nothing I like more than clean clothes

silky smooth and unworn by Justin.

JUSTIN SINGS

Speaking of which, have you seen Justin?

-ALL: Yes!

-Oh, really?

-Where is he?

-ALL: Over there!

What? Which room is he in?

ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

What's that? Oh, he's up in his bedroom? Oh, hello, sir!

-Ah-ha-ha! Hiya, Robert!

-Hello, sir.

-I'll be down in a jiffy.

-Oh, all right, sir.

Oh, sir, watch out for that... Oooh!

-CRASHING

-Washing...

basket...I...left...on the stairs.

-Oh.

-Oh, I can't see a thing!

-JUSTIN STAMMERS

Oh, dear, sir.

-Who left those pants on the stairs?

-You did, sir.

-What's going on?

-There we are.

-Where is everyone? I can't see...

-ALL SHOUT

-Round there, sir.

-Ah, there you are! Hello, everyone!

-ALL: Hello, Justin!

-Who's in the mood for a party?

-ALL: Me!

Come on, then, Robert.

-Let's fire up the old RMP-1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

-And hit it.

Hitting it, sir.

Come on, it's the Hokey Cokey!

# You put your left arm in Your left arm out

# In, out, in, out You shake it all about

# You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

-# That's what it's all about... #

-As loud as you can!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-And again!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-Once more!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-Very good.

# Knees bent, arms stretched Raar, raar, raar... #

-Out of your seats!

-Right arm now, sir.

# You put your right arm in

# Your right arm out

# In, out, in, out You shake it all about

# You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

-# That's what it's all about... #

-As loud as you can!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-I can't hear you!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-Very good.

# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-Excellent.

-Here we go.

# Knees bent, arms stretched Raar, raar, raar... #

-What's next? I think it's the...

-BOTH: Left leg.

# You put your left leg in

# Your left leg out

# In, out, in, out You shake it all about

# You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

-# That's what it's all about... #

-Everyone!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-Just the boys!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-Just the girls!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-Yay, very good!

# Knees bent, arms stretched Raar, raar, raar... #

-What's next?

-The right leg. Even things up.

# You put your right leg in # Your right leg out

# In, out, in, out You shake it all about

# You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

-# That's what it's all about... #

-Let me hear you!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-And louder!

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-Even louder!

# Oh, the Hokey Cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretched Raar, raar, raar... #

Now we're going to put our whole self in.

# You put your whole self in Your whole self out

# In, out, in, out You shake it all about

# You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

-# That's what it's all about... #

-Last time!

-Here we go.

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-You can be louder.

-# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

-Even louder!

# Oh, the Hokey Cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretched Raar, raar, raar

# That's what it's all about! #

Yeah, give yourselves a big cheer!

-You were just fantastic!

-Oh, no, no, no.

-Goodness gracious me.

-What?

-You nearly made a monster mess of my clothes.

-I'm so sorry.

Look at all of that hard work you've done. Wow.

It took seven washes to clean your favourite shirt.

I was just looking for that up in my bedroom!

-Oh, Robert!

-No, no, no! Mind my pile, sir.

-I'm so sorry.

-Just let me. Here.

-Thank you. Look, Robert bought me this shirt.

It's my favourite shirt.

I know which way it goes cos that's the front, OK?

Then that's the back. See?

ALL LAUGH

-That's my favourite shirt. Thank you, Robert.

-Now everybody's happy.

You really have been busy. You're so tidy. How do you do it?

I may have straightened a few things and dusted a little.

By the looks of it, I think you've dusted a lot!

HE COUGHS

GIGGLING

Yes, I did dust a lot.

If I pick up all of these clothes that you've dropped,

-everything now will be clean.

-Thanks, Robert.

-See you in a minute.

-See you later.

-DOORBELL

-Was that the bell? Could you get it?

-I'm tidying, sir.

I'll get it. I wonder who's at the door. Does anyone know?

-ALL: Dee!

-Dee? Let's have a look, shall we? Right.

Hello!

-Special Dee-livery!

-It's Dee. Say hello to Dee!

ALL: Hi, Dee!

Hello, everybody.

Hope you're having a great time here in...

ALL: Justin's House.

Great! Oh, ah, oh, ah!

That looks amazing, but what are you doing?

Aren't you Dee-livering the Justin Times?

-I am, but these Justin Times are hot off the press.

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Ah!

-Oh!

-Ah!

You're right, they're really hot, hot, hot!

Great juggling there, but I can't stay and play. I've got to go.

-I've got loads of Dee-liveries to make.

-Right.

-I'll see you all again soon. Bye, everyone!

-Say goodbye to Dee!

Oh, I like juggling. I'm a juggly jelly with a big juggly... Whoa!

Oh, no! I've knocked over all of the lovely tidy clothes

that Robert's been doing. Oh, no.

-BOING!

-Hey! You scared me, Little Monster.

How will we make it up to him?

Oh, dear. It's going to take ages to... What's that?

Is that a brochure? Did that just fall out of the Justin Times?

I wonder what it says. Shall I have a read?

-ALL: Yes!

-Right.

Hang on a minute, it says, "Robo-Retreats.

"Treat your robot friend to some fun in the sun."

A great idea! Do you think we should send Robert on a holiday?

-ALL: Yes!

-Oh, excellent idea.

He would love a lovely break away.

Where's the telephone? I'll ring them.

Have you seen the telephone, anyone? Um... Hang on a minute.

Here it is. Little Monster, would you pull that out there?

Thank you. There. What's the number? Can you read that?

BELL JINGLES

What is it? Oh, it's 5. Lovely. Press 5.

PHONE RINGS

Oh, it's ringing, everyone.

It's still ringing. Hello, is anyone there?

-Hello, it's Robo-Retreats.

-Robo-Retreats, is that you?

Yes, how can we help?

I'd like to book a holiday for my resident robot Robert.

-How's that?

-That's fine.

-Thank you.

-Could he stay for seven nights?

-Yes, of course, seven nights.

-Right, talk to you later. Bye!

-Bye! I love you.

-Oh! That's very nice.

There we are. Put that down. There you go, everyone.

-Robert's holiday is booked. Good one!

-Now... Who flicked my switch?

-How long was I gone?

-Oh, Robert!

-I bet you can't guess what we've just done.

-I bet I can!

Look at the mess. And you're covered.

All right, thank you. Get out of it.

Robert, I'm sorry I made that mess, but look! Have a look at this.

Ta-da! Because we have booked you...

-ALL: A holiday!

-A holiday.

-Oh.

Well, thank you, sir?

-And what am I meant to do with this "holiday"?

-No, no, no,

that's not the holiday, is it?

-ALL: No!

-Oh.

That's the brochure to tell you what you'll be doing.

-Oh.

-Yes. Relaxing on the sandy beaches...

Oh, no, sir, I'm afraid robots don't like sand in their circuits.

But we've booked it for you, haven't we?

-ALL: Yes!

-Oh.

-See?

-Oh, all right, sir.

-Oh, it's settled, then!

You'll need lots of things to take away.

First, food for the trip. Right. Little Monster!

Ah, there you are. What flavour are the sandwiches? Ooh.

Hang on a minute. Eugh!

-What flavour do you think they are, everyone?

-Oh!

What do you think?

These are my finest socks. They must be cheesy, cheesy, cheese flavour.

There you go. Hang on a minute. What is going on here?

Now this sandwich hasn't got barely any cheese in it!

Who do you think has eaten the cheese?

ALL: Little Monster!

And this sandwich hasn't even got any cheese in it at all!

Sandwiches are not my favourite food.

We'll do the food later on.

What about things you'd like to take with you?

-Have you got them organised?

-Well, no.

You organise what you need to take

-and I'll find a box they can go in.

-All right, sir.

All right, you little holiday-maker!

-Right, you little holiday...giver.

-That's me!

Gosh, spin my cogs, what am I going to do?

I can't go away on holiday. Look at the mess!

All I've ever done is clean and tidy and look after Justin.

It's what I was made for. Can you imagine the mess?

I feel discomrobulated thinking about it.

Well...I...but I can't go on holiday. Can I?

ALL: Yes!

Oh, well, if you think so. All right, then, I'll do it.

Grease my grommets, what am I going to take? Oh, I know!

No, I know, I've got the perfect thing.

CLANGING

Spare battery. Now I need something to carry it in.

Here we are. There we go. All right.

HINGES CREAK

-There we are. That's it, I'm all packed.

-Oh, Robert!

-Yes, sir?

-BEEPING

-Would you like help?

-Justin reversing.

Justin reversing. Justin reversing.

Oh, it's very heavy. Ah-ha-ha!

-Ta-da!

-Oh.

-Do you know what this is?

-No, sir, what is it?

-This is my holiday box!

ALL: Oooh!

Oh, yes. I always take this when I go away on holiday.

-Where is all your gear to go in?

-Oh, yes, of course. Um...here.

FANFARE

Hang on a minute. Is that it?!

A tiny little suitcase and a spare battery?

Oh, of course, how silly of me. I forgot my oil.

-Ah, yes, your oil, you need your oil can.

-Yes, here we are.

Oh, sir, I might have a little bit of trouble.

Would you help? I don't think it will fit.

-If you put some pressure on the top...

-Give me that. I can't...

Oh, it's no good, I've packed too much.

-It's all off, the holiday's cancelled.

-No, no, Robert.

Stop being all dramatical. I don't know!

-Sounds like you don't want to go!

-No...

Don't worry, we'll help you, won't we?

ALL: Yes!

You're going to want to spend a lot of time on the beach.

-What can you do on the beach?

-ALL: Sandcastles!

-You build sandcastles.

-Oh.

-What do we need to build them?

-ALL: Bucket and spade!

-A bucket and spade. That's right.

I have one somewhere in the house. Can you see it?

-ALL SHOUT

-Where is it? Where? Where?

-I can't hear you!

-Where is it?

-Oh, look, it's up there.

-Little Monster.

-Stay there, I'm coming to get my bucket and spade.

-All right, Justin.

-ALL SHOUT

-What?

-Hang on a minute.

-Where's Little Monster?

-He was here a minute ago.

-Little Monster, you behave.

-Oh, all right, I'll go and get it.

-Coming down.

-Sorry, sir. Where's she gone?

-ALL SHOUT

-There? Where is she?

-She's where? Over here?

-Oh. Wait a second!

-She was at the sofa.

-Our friends are telling us...

-Are you tricking me? Where?

-Oh, sir.

She's over there. Little Monster, you cheeky thing!

Give me that bucket. Give me that...

Whuuuuh!

-A-hem! I have your bucket and spade.

-Well done, sir.

-Pop that in there.

There we are. Now, what else do you need?

Ah, yes, a rubber ring.

-Would you like to borrow mine?

-Ooh, er...of course.

-Can anyone see it?

-KIDS:

-There!

-Where is it?

-There?

-Ooh, it's over there.

-Come on.

-It might be a bit heavy.

What do I do with this?

Well, you just float around in the sea.

-Well, that's very good.

-Yes. There we are. Wait a second!

-What's that?

-Where's my bucket and spade?

-Little Monster's taken it.

-Who took it?

-KIDS:

-Little Monster!

-Little Monster?

Where is she? I can't see her anywhere.

-KIDS:

-There!

-What? Where?

-She's where?

Whuuuhh! She's over there again. Don't worry, Robert, I'm on it.

Come here, Little Monster, I'll get you. Ooh!

-I've got it.

-Well done, sir, you've got it.

-Ooh, you haven't got it.

-I've got it!

-You've got it, sir.

-Whuuhhh!

-Ooh, you haven't got it, sir.

-I've got it.

Oh, well done, sir.

Little Monster, stop messing around with Robert's things.

-Yes.

-I don't know, come here, you! Now, go on, I'll see you later.

Right, let's pop that in the box, shall we?

-All right, sir.

-Now, that is the beach gear sorted out.

-Oh.

-But what else does Robert need to take?

-KIDS:

-Clothes!

That's right! You need clothes.

-Oh.

-Would you like to borrow some of my holiday clothes?

-All right, sir.

-Lift those up there.

-Oh, let's carry a few of these.

-Pop those in the holiday box.

-All right, sir.

-There we go. Lovely. And we'll get some more.

KIDS SHOUT

We're going to need some more, aren't we?

Wait a minute, there's some over there.

-Let's go and get some from over there.

-Yes.

There we are. Let's put those back in there.

Oh, and there's some more over here, Robert. Let's get these up there.

KIDS SHOUT

What is it? What's going on? I don't know.

Hang on a minute,

-who's throwing the clothes out of the box?

-KIDS:

-Little Monster!

-I don't know, that cheeky Little Monster.

-She is, sir.

Packing is much harder than I remembered.

This holiday is a terrible idea.

There's so much mess, and Little Monster...

I can't sun my sprockets with no-one to look after Justin.

I'm just going to have to tell him I'm not going.

-Now, Justin...

-Yes.

-About going on holiday...

-I know, it's so exciting, isn't it?

-Yes... No...

No, you see, what with the sand...

And the sun... Oh, it's going to be so wonderful!

Yes... No, you see, there's so much mess here, I won't be able...

-To worry about anything, because we can take care of it all.

-Oh, yes.

-No, sir, I don't want to...

-To worry about it.

-So I think you're ready. Robert.

-Oh.

All we need to say now is "bon voyage" and "bye-bye"!

Oh, dear, Justin seems so excited. All right. Um...er...

-Have a lovely holiday. Say goodbye to Robert, everyone!

-KIDS:

-Goodbye!

Oh, no! Wait! Of course! I can't go without...

DOORBELL Plane ticket for Robert!

Oh. Oh, thank you. Yes...

Oh! But wait a minute! I'll need my...

DOORBELL Passport for Robert!

Oh. Thank you...so much. Yes.

-Oh!

-But I can't possibly go without my...

DOORBELL

Robot Monthly magazine to read on the plane! Bye!

-There's a good article about fridges in there.

-Oh, yes.

-Thank you...very much.

-Well, you're ready!

-Yes...

-Say goodbye, everyone!

-KIDS: Goodbye!

-Ooh, sir...

-Ooh, Robert! I've forgotten something!

-Oh, really?!

-Yes!

You can't go on holiday without all of your clothes

-and your beach things.

-Oh, yes, that's right.

-I'll just...

-Oh, it's very heavy.

-Allow me, sir.

I can't pull that! How are you going to move that?

LAUGHTER

Wow, he's a very strong robot!

Ahh! Well done, Robert.

-Yes.

-Well, bye, then!

-Bye, everybody.

-Bye!

-Wait, hang on a minute! Robert!

-Oh, yes, sir?!

Don't forget to send us a postcard!

-ROBERT'S NOSE HONKS

-Right.

-All right.

-Say goodbye, everyone.

-KIDS:

-Goodbye!

-Bye.

-Bye.

Ahhh.

Well, that's it, everyone. Robert has gone!

-Sir?

-Robert, you're back!

-How was your holiday?

-Oh, well, no, you see...

-How was the sun?

-You see...

-How was the sea? And how was the sand?

-I haven't actually gone yet, sir.

-What?

I'm sure there's something important I should be doing here.

-What is there that you can do in the house?

-Erm...well...er...

HE BREATHES OUT

-Have you polished that now?

-Yes.

-Well done.

-You're ready to go on holiday!

-Right.

-Say goodbye, everyone!

-KIDS:

-Goodbye!

-Bye.

-Bye, take care!

-All right...

Well! He really, really, REALLY has gone now, hasn't he?

Oh, dear. Robert's gone.

I really miss him. Do you?

-KIDS:

-Yes.

-Oh, I do too.

I mean...look over here, everyone.

This is where Robert used to make me a cup of tea.

Five sugars, Robert. "Yes, sir."

HE BLUBBERS

Hang on a minute. What...

This is where he...used to go inside and invent things in his workshop.

HE BLUBBERS

And over here is where he used to boil my smelly socks!

HE SPLUTTERS

They just don't smell the same. Er...

Hang on a minute. Little Monster!

Oh, at least you're still here. Do you miss Robert too?

Oh, so do we. Don't we, everyone?

-KIDS:

-Yeah!

-Oh, and look.

It's Robert's feather duster. Oh, no.

LITTLE MONSTER SNEEZES

SQUELCH!

Urgh! Guurghhhh!

I don't even know where my handkerchiefs are.

Robert irons them for me.

In fact, Robert does everything around Justin's House.

HE BLUBBERS

I miss Robert!

JUSTIN BLUBBERS

If only I had a hanky to blow my nose with...

I mean... Oh, thank you, Robert.

Oh, dear.

Prrrrrrtthhhttt!

Have you got another one?

Thanks, Robert.

Prrrrrrrtthhhhhhhhhh....

tthhhhhhhhhrrrrrrtttttt...

ttthhh-thrrrpp-tthhh-thrrppp- ttthh-thrrrrpppppp....

prrruuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

Oh, thank you, Robert. It's very k...

Whuuuuhh! Robert!

W... You're back!

Oh, sir, I couldn't go on holiday. I love looking after you.

You see, I belong here.

-Didn't you want to go on holiday, then?

-No, sir.

You see, for me, every day is a holiday in...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

All right, everyone. Come on.

Up out of your seats and get ready to sing. Hit it!

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

Yeah!

# There's Robert and Dee and Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

-# Heeeeeee's Justin! #

-Yay!

-# And this is my place... #

-HONK!

Come on, let's dance!

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's...

# Justin's House! # Give yourselves a huge cheer!

-Well done, everybody!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-It's so good to have you back, Robert.

-It's good to be back,

with you being you and Little Monster being...

-Oh...

-What are you...

-Oh, Little Monster, so much mess!

But I wouldn't have it any other way.

-Come here.

-Little Monster, we're going to get you!

-Ooh, where's she gone?

-I don't know?

-KIDS:

-There!

-Is she up there?

-Right, come on, let's get her.

-I'm on my way.

Thanks a lot for coming, everyone. We'll see you next time in...

-KIDS:

-Justin's House!

-Bye-bye!

Did you like the show?

I liked when Justin blew his nose.

It was funny when Justin had the clothes on his head.

It was funny when Little Monster threw the clothes.

-Thanks for watching...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!