Cousin Cuddle Justin's House

# Justin's house

# Is the place you want to play in

# Justin's house

# You're my special guest today

# Justin's house

# It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# There's Robert

# And Dee, and Little Monster too

# And someone else

# We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny

# Has a smile on his face

# He's...Justin

# And this is my place!

Sing it!

# Justin's house

# Is the place you want to play in

# Justin's house You're my special guest today

# Justin's house It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's house! #

Robert!

Yes, sir?

Have you seen my big wet flannel anywhere?

I can't see it.

It was up here somewhere.

No, I think it's disappeared...wahhh!

No, I haven't seen it, sir.

Speaking of which, have you seen my duster?

I put it down just now

-and I can't find it.

-No, I can't see a duster.

I mean...da-ay! Oh!

Hello, everyone!

CHILDREN: Hello!

And welcome to...

-CHILDREN: Justin's house!

-Yay!

I won't be a minute. I'm looking for my big wet flannel.

Have you seen it anywhere?

CHILDREN: No!

Now, I left in the bath...oof!

Are you all right, sir?

Wait a second!

CHILDREN SHOUT

He's what?

Little Monster has got my wet flannel!

OK, OK, shhh.

We have to creep up on her very quietly.

Right. After three, OK?

Here we go. 1, 2, 3!

Oh, we missed her.

Can you see her?

CHILDREN SHOUT

Where is she?

-CHILDREN: There!

-You've got my duster!

Oh, you come here this minute...wahhh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, oh, I bet you put this here.

Oh! Give me back my duster. Come here!

You cheeky thing...oh!

She's gone.

CHILDREN SHOUT

-Where is she?

-She's over there!

OK, everyone. Shhh!

We'll creep up on her after three. Ready?

1, 2, 3!

Come on, Robert, get her! Ohhh!

-What a fall!

-Oh!

I don't believe it.

Little Monster always outruns us.

I'm exhausted, Robert.

Oof. Yes. My cogs are cracking and my diodes are

do-do-do-do-do-do-do...ooh!

Give us that!

Oh! Robert.

-At least you've got your duster.

-Thank goodness!

I'll call for her. After three, let's call.

1, 2, 3!

ALL: Little Monster!

Here she is, yeah.

Oh, look, she's got my big wet flannel,

and she's made sure that it's all nice and...

aaargh!

..and wet! Thank you very much,

Little Monster. Well, Robert,

you know what we can do now, don't you?

We can sing a song, can't we, everyone?

-CHILDREN: Yeah!

-Yes.

Right, who wants to sing a song?

CHILDREN: Me!

Right, then fire up the old RMP-1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

-Come on, everyone.

Up on your feet! That's it.

-And hit it!

-Hitting it.

Yay! Come on, everyone, let's see you dancing!

All right!

Yeah!

Wave your arms in the air.

Yeah, here we go.

# Justin's house

# Is the place you want to play in

# Justin's house You're my special guest today

# Justin's house

# It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# There's Robert

# And Dee, and Little Monster too

# And someone else

# We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# He's...Justin

# And this is my place! #

Ha ha ha!

# Justin's house Is the place you want to play in

# Justin's house

# You're my special guest today

# Justin's house It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house. #

-One more time!

-Raise the roof, sir!

# Justin's house

# Is the place you want to play in

# Justin's house

# You're my special guest today

# Justin's house It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's house! #

-Give yourself a big cheer!

-Well done, everybody.

Very good.

Hang on a minute. Oh, I haven't noticed this before.

-Is it another banana skin, sir?

-No, no, no.

It's a suitcase...aargh!

Oh!

Little Monster, is this yours?

-Well, what do you need it for?

-DOORBELL RINGS

I think we're about to find out, sir.

Get the door, would you?

-Would you help me up?

-Of course, sir.

Thanks very much. Wait a second...that's your job!

Oh, sir. Breathe it in.

Can you smell a double choc chip ice cream

with strawberry sprinkles on top just outside?

Has it got hot chocolate fudge sauce?

You'd better go and find out, sir!

It must be Mr Garbett, the ice cream man.

Mr Garbett!

Can I have an ice cream? Oh.

There's no-one here!

I must have been mistaken.

Special Dee Livery! Ha ha!

Wah!

Hi, everybody!

Hello, Justin. Hello, Robert.

-Oh, hello, Dee.

-Hello.

-Hi, Dee.

-Hiya.

I have here your latest, up-to-datest Justin Times!

-Dee-livered for your dee-lectation!

-Ah, very good.

That's wonderful. I am dee-lighted

you dee-livered it on time.

That's right. You can always dee-pend on me!

JUSTIN LAUGHS

Oh, yes.

PLAYS LAUGHING SOUNDS

It says here that Little Monster is going to visit

her family and friends in Monstro-city.

Oh, that explains the suitcase, Robert!

-That's right.

-Look, sir.

Oh, let me have a look, shall we? Oh, yes.

Now it says here she's going to Monstro-city to visit her

family and friends.

Aw, that's lovely. I didn't know about that. Did you?

-Well, we didn't ask her, sir.

-No, no. It's funny, isn't it?

I would like to know about Little Monster's family.

-CHILDREN SHOUT

-What?

-What is it?

-What? I'm just reading the paper. Ahh! Oh!

Oh, Little Monster, there you are.

You didn't tell us you were going on holiday to Monstro-city!

Are you all packed? Have you packed your toothbrush? Ah, good.

-Aww, we're really going to miss you, aren't we, Robert?

-Are we?

-Oh, yes, we are.

-Of course we are! But hang on a minute.

How are you going to get to Monstro-city?

Take another look at the paper, Justin.

Oh, yes, it says here that monsters can travel by the speed of light

using the monstrously quick Mach Monster 5. Wow!

And what's that noise? Where's Little Monster gone?

-Wait a minute.

-Where is she?

-I don't know. Can you see Little Monster?

CHILDREN: There!

Where? Oh, yeah.

Little Monster, is that the Monster Machine in the back garden?

Oh, wow! In that case,

-let me help you with your suitcase.

-There you are, Dee.

-Thank you.

-Robert, we'd better prepare our goodbyes.

-Oh, yes, of course.

-This is very strange,

-saying goodbye to Little Monster for the first time.

-Yes.

Well, Little Monster, come here. Aw!

We're really going to miss you, aren't we, everyone?

CHILDREN: Yes!

Yes. Now, you take care and have a safe journey, OK? Mwah.

-There you go. Robert, you say goodbye.

-Oh, all right.

Well, I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

Bye, Little Mon... Oh, all right, come here.

-We'll miss you, you little thing. Right. Bye! Off you go.

-Aww.

Well, goodness, isn't that strange?

-I think I've got a little bit of oil in my eye.

-A little bit of oil?

Robert, do I detect you shedding a robot tear or two?

Don't be silly. There's no way I would be upset about Little Monster

-going to Monstro...

-HE CRIES

-Aww!

-I'm a tin can of emotion.

-Aw, Robert!

-No, I'm fine. There we go.

-OK, listen. I can help you.

I'll wipe away those little robot tears with my flannel.

Hang on a minute, where's my flannel? Has anyone seen my flannel?

-Where is it?

-I think Little Monster's probably packed it.

I'll get it back. Little Monster, could I have my wet...? Oof!

CHILDREN LAUGH

-Oh!

-Oh, that's nice of her.

-At least you got it back.

-Yes. Thanks, Little Monster. Bye!

-Have a safe trip.

-Ooh!

-WHOOSH

-Ooh, look. Off she flies.

-There she goes!

I'l tell you what, it's going to be very quiet around these parts

without Little Monster, isn't it?

I shouldn't count on that, Justin! Take another look at the paper.

-The paper? Oh, right.

-Anyway, I've got to dash.

I've got loads more dee-liveries to make. I'll see you all again soon.

Bye, everyone!

-CHILDREN: Bye!

-Bye, Dee! Take care.

Let's have a look at this. Robert, I feel a bit sad

she's gone now. My eyes have glazed over.

Could you read the paper for me?

-Oh, well, thank you, sir. Have a look. Oh.

-What does it say?

-That's interesting.

-What's interesting?

-That, I did not know.

-What didn't you know?

-Knock me down with a feather duster!

-Knock you down with a...? Robert!

-What?

I asked you to read the paper so that we could all understand

what was going on today. Didn't we?

CHILDREN: Yes!

-Read out aloud.

-Oh, why didn't you say?

It says here, sir, that when a little monster leaves

a human house to go to Monstro-city,

another monster comes to take their place.

Oh, did you hear that? Another...aargh!

No, sir, not another m...aargh! Another monster, sir.

I've fallen over, Robert. Can you help me up again?

-Of course, sir.

-Oh, dearie me...aargh! Watch it!

-Oh, I'm so sorry.

-Oh!

-Really! Now. Carry on, what's happening now?

-Oh. Well, may I?

-Yeah. There's a whole... Oh, go on, then, sit down here.

-All right.

-I don't know!

-What you doing?

Ohh!

-Oh, Robert, really. This is a bit close, isn't it?

-Yes.

-I'll just...

-You read the paper, I'll...

-There we are. Right. Now, it says he's furry.

-Yes? Oh, that's just like Little Monster.

-Yes.

-And he's got big, friendly eyes.

-Oh yes, just like Little Monster.

-Oh, yes. And he's pink.

-Oh, yes, just like Little... Pink?

-Yes.

-Oh!

-Just like his pink suitcase. Interesting.

-And his name is Cuddle.

Cuddle! Is it? Can I have a read?

Well, actually, it says here that his full name is Cousin Cuddle.

Ooh, Cousin Cuddle. That's interesting, isn't it?

Has anyone seen Cousin Cuddle?

-CHILDREN SHOUT

-What? Where is he?

Over there? No, no, that's just my big, hairy arm, isn't it? Yeah.

Da-ay!

Oh! You must be Cousin Cuddle.

Robert, I think I've just realised why he's called Cousin Cuddle.

-Oh, tell me, sir.

-He just loves to cuddle all the time, don't you?

Oh, yes, he's a cuddler, you can tell.

Oh, Cousin Cuddle, that's right.

It says here in the paper, "Cousin Cuddle is coming to visit..."

-Where's he gone? Hang on a minute!

-Where is he?

I can't see him anywhere.

-CHILDREN SHOUT

-Oh, there he is, sir.

There he is, everyone. Oh, hang on a minute.

I think he wants me to go and see him about something. What is it?

Do you want more cuddles? Oh, I don't know. What is it?

Your suitcase? What about it?

Oh! You know what?

I think Cousin Cuddle has brought a present for Robert and I.

-Oh, what, sir, what?

-I don't know.

-Why don't we have a sneaky peek inside?

-Yes, of course.

-It's exciting, isn't it?

-Ooh, sir!

-Wha-a-at?

-Ooh, sir!

-What, Robert?

-Cousin Cuddle has brought us a cake!

-Oooh.

Oh, and it's a chilli cake, sir. Mmm, and I do LOVE them, sir!

All right, calm down! I think I

-should have a little bit of this cake first.

-Oh, all right.

A chilli cake. I wonder what that is?

-OK, let's give it a go, shall we?

-CHOMP!

Mmm. It's delicious. Ah...ah...aargh!

It's chilly, chilly, chilly cold! Aargh!

Oh, no! It's frozen my mouth!

-Oh no, sir!

-I'd better have another bite to see what happens next.

CHOMP!

Ooh, that's better. Ah, yes, yes, my mouth's becoming warmer now. Oh!

-Now it's chilli hot! Hot, hot, hot!

-Oh no!

-Hot, hot, hot!

-Quick!

-Cool me down, Robert.

-I've got it!

-Hot, hot...aargh!

CHILDREN LAUGH

-Ahem. Robert!

-You're welcome, sir.

-I don't believe it!

Ooh, actually, you have cooled me down, though,

and I think I want another bite of that cake.

No, wait, sir! Now, manners. Cousin Cuddle has been

kind enough to come on over and bring us a present.

Therefore, we should get a present for Cousin Cuddle.

Hey... Oh, yes, you are right.

After three, let's all call for Cousin Cuddle, shall we? 1, 2, 3!

ALL: Cousin Cuddle!

Hi, Cousin Cuddle. Aw, are you feeling hungry?

A-ha! Good, cos we've got yummy, scrummy food in the basement.

I'll be back in a blink, everyone. Bye-bye!

-CHILDREN: Bye!

-Bye, sir.

-I wonder what Justin has hidden in the basement. Can you guess?

-Robert?

-Yes, sir?

-It's me.

-Hello.

Why is there a bite-sized hole in the basement door?

-I've no idea.

-Aargh!

-Robert?

-Yes?

-Me again.

-Hello.

And a bite-sized hole in the stairs!

-Aargh!

-CRASH

What's going on?

Robert... It's me. I'm back.

Why is there a half-chewed duster...?

-Oh!

-And a half-eaten flannel?

Someone or something is eating my house! Anyway, listen.

At least the big biscuit that I baked for his present

hasn't been eaten yet!

-It looks lovely, sir.

-Get out of it! This is for Cousin Cuddle.

Right, come on. Let's all call for him again. After three. 1, 2, 3!

ALL: Cousin Cuddle!

Oh, there he is. I'll just go and see him. Ooh!

-Careful, sir. Steady.

-Hi, Cousin Cuddle.

Look what Robert and I have got you.

It's a lovely biscuit, and you can eat... Oh!

Oh, I think she likes our present, sir.

COUSIN CUDDLE BURPS

CHILDREN LAUGH

Ha ha! I don't believe it.

When I make funny sounds when I eat my biscuit... Oh, hang on!

You know what, Robert?

I think Cousin Cuddle wants to share his biscuit with us.

-Oh, that's lovely.

-Hang on, you haven't eaten anything.

So what was that noise when you were crunching?

What do you think Cousin Cuddle has eaten?

-CHILDREN: The plate!

-The what?

CHILDREN: The plate!

Aargh! Robert, look! Cousin Cuddle, have you been eating my plates?

Oh, sir, I don't think Cousin Cuddle likes our food.

No, I think he prefers the doors and the handles.

Oh, and the dusters and the flannels!

Yeah, and I think he also...aargh!

CHILDREN LAUGH AND SHOUT

I think he likes eating the floorboards as well!

-Come here, sir.

-Help me up, would you?

Thanks, Robert, old pal.

-That's all right, sir.

-Aargh!

CHILDREN LAUGH

-Come here.

-It happened again! He's been eating the floor.

-Oh, there we go. Sir, your shoelace is untied.

-Thanks, Robert.

-Always safety first.

-Aargh!

-Where's Robert gone? Wa-ay!

-Oh!

-Come on, Robert, quick.

-I never saw it coming, sir.

-Hurry up.

-That's it.

-Oh, sir.

I'm afraid Cousin Cuddle's going to eat the whole house!

Well, we can't ask him to leave. He's our guest, isn't he?

Sir, I have an ironclad plan.

Oh, thank goodness, Robert. What is it?

-Panic!

-ALARM SOUNDS

Panic!

-Aargh!

-Panic!

-Oh! Panic!

WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS

Robert, stop that! We haven't got time for bumpsy-daisies!

We've got to think about what to do about Cousin Cuddle.

If Little Monster was here, she would know what to do, wouldn't she?

-Oh, yes, sir.

-SPACESHIP NOISE

Oh, hang on a minute! What was that noise?

-I think it's coming from over there.

-Oh! Let me see.

Oh! Well, I see the machine. But no Little Monster.

Let me have a look, Robert. Oh, yes, you're right.

Not a monster in sight.

-CHILDREN SHOUT

-Over here? Are you sure?

-Over there?

-No, there's no Little Monster here.

-Not there?

-Over here?

There's nothing there. Oh, yes, you're right. She's over there.

Little Monster, we need to... Oh, she's gone again. Where is she?

CHILDREN: There!

Oh!

-Oh, there she is, sir.

-Little Monster! It's great to see you.

-Aww!

Did you have a nice trip? Oh, that's good. Oh! What is it?

Er, yes, Cousin Cuddle. Yes, we've met Cousin Cuddle. Ooh! What?

Yes, he has been eating half the house!

LITTLE MONSTER WHISTLES

-Oh, there he is! Hello. Oh, hang on...what's going on?

-Ooh!

-Oh, hello. Robert, what's happening?

-Allow me, sir.

Little Monster and Cousin Cuddle are engaging in an ancient greeting

for relatives who have not seen each other in a long time.

-Oh, right. And now what's happening?

-Oh, yes.

Little Monster is telling Cousin Cuddle that eating floorboards

and doors is not acceptable in Justin's House.

Ah, yes, good idea. And now what's happening?

Cousin Cuddle is saying he's sorry and it won't happen again,

especially as the doors

and floors did not taste as good as they looked.

Hey! Ooh, how dare he! Hang on, Cousin Cuddle.

My house is delicious, actually! Hang on a minute.

Listen, I forgive you for eating half of my house.

And you are the cuddliest little Cousin Cuddle ever. Oh.

But, Little Monster,

you're the cuddliest Little Monster of them all!

-Ooh!

-Cousin Cuddle's gone, sir.

-CHILDREN SHOUT

-Oh, there he is!

Look, he's going home. Let's say goodbye. Bye-bye, Cousin Cuddle.

-Have you had a good time?

-Good.

-We'll see you soon. Bye!

-Say goodbye, everyone!

-CHILDREN: Bye!

-Next time, bring your own furnishings to chew!

-There he goes.

You know what? I did enjoy having Cousin Cuddle here to stay.

Ah, sir, it was never a dull moment.

Oh, but Little Monster, you're our favourite. Come here, you!

-Do you think this requires a song, sir?

-I think it does!

-Who wants to sing a song?

-CHILDREN: Me!

-Come on, then. Fire up the old RMP-1 player, Robert.

-Firing up, sir.

-And hit it!

-Hitting it.

Come on, everyone, up on your feet and dance! Whoo! Yeah! All right.

# Come along, play along Play along with our instrument song

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar... #

Come on, everyone! Yeah, all right!

# Come along, play along Play along with our instrument song

# You can play rum-ti-tum on the rock'n'roll drum... #

Here we go!

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar... #

Come on, everyone! Yeah!

# Come along, play along Play along with our instrument song

# You can be a big smash on the cymbal crash... #

-Come on!

-CYMBALS CRASH

# You can play rum-ti-tum on your rock'n'roll drum! #

DRUM BEAT

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar... #

-Here we go!

-GUITARS PLAY

# Come along, play along Play along with our instrument song.

# You can play high and low on the piano... #

PIANO PLAYS

# You can be a big smash on the cymbal crash... #

CYMBALS CRASH

Yeah, well done!

# You can play rum-ti-tum on your rock'n'roll drum! #

DRUM BEAT

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar... #

-Here we go!

-GUITARS PLAY

# Come along, play along Play along with our instrument song

# You can play a cool tone on the slide trombone! #

-Come on!

-TROMBONE PLAYS

# You can play high and low on the piano... #

PIANO PLAYS

# You can be a big smash on the cymbal crash... #

CYMBALS CRASH

# You can play rum-ti-tum on your rock'n'roll drums... #

-Come on!

-DRUM BEAT

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar... #

-Come on, everyone!

-GUITARS PLAY

# Come along, play along Play along with our instrument song

# Come along, play along

You played along with our instrument song. #

Yeah!

-Well done, everybody!

-Yay!

-Give yourselves a cheer!

Have you had a good time today?

CHILDREN: Yes!

Well, we'll see you next time, everyone, in...

ALL: Justin's house!

-Bye-bye! Take care!

-Bye-bye!

Which part of the show did you like best?

I liked Cousin Cuddle cos he's pink.

My favourite bit was when Cousin Cuddle ate the duster.

I liked the chilli hot cake.

I liked the part where he did the rock guitar.

Thanks for watching... Justin's House!