The Singing Lesson Justin's House

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

DOORBELL

# There's Robert and Dee and Little Monster too

# And someone else I think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# Heeeeeee's Justin! #

And this is my place... Sing it!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's...

# Justin's House! #

# I'm for ever washing dishes

# Dirty dishes everywhere

# Justin's so messy. #

Oh, Robert! I've got another plate for the pot.

Very good.

There it goes. Ha-ha! Hi, everyone!

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

-And welcome to...

-AUDIENCE: Justin's House!

Excuse us a second, we're just doing the washing up.

BOTH SING "I'M FOR EVER BLOWING BUBBLES"

Have you ever noticed we've got lots of plates in Justin's House?

They seem to keep coming.

-Yes, yes.

-THEY BOTH SING

-Hey, wait a second.

-What?

I'm sure I've given you this plate before.

Really? What's happening, everybody?

-What's happening everyone?

-CHILDREN: Little Monster!

-It's Little Monster?

-Little Monster? I might have known.

Listen, as a treat, let's finish with the housework for a moment.

-All right, sir.

-And why don't we sing a song?

CHEERING That's very good sir, because today is...

-Has everyone warmed up their voices?

-CHILDREN: Yes!

Good. Fire up the old RMP1 player, Robert.

-Firing up, sir.

-And hit it!

-Hitting it!

-Come on, everyone! Up on your feet, here we go.

All right!

Here we go.

Let's hear you sing and dance if you can.

-Here we go.

-Here we go.

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

# There's Robert and Dee and Little Monster too

# And someone else I think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

-# Heeeeeee's Justin! #

-Yay!

# And this is my place... # Come on, everyone, let's go!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

-# We sing here and dance here

-# Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

-# You're funny and sunny

-# Put a smile on my face

# Yo-o-ou're brilliant

# You really are ace. # Come on, everyone! Loud as you can!

-# Justin's House

-# The place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-# You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-# Is the place you want to play in

-# Everybody's welcome here in...

-# Justin's House. #

-One more time!

-Let's raise the roof!

-# Justin's House

-# Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-# You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-# The place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here in...

-# Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuustin's...

# Justin's House! #

-Well done, everybody.

-Give yourselves a cheer!

Very good. Very good.

That was brilliant. Robert, weren't they fantastic singers?

They were wonderful, sir. Wonderful. Which is very lucky because today...

BOING Oh! Oh, Little Monster!

Please, please don't make a mess of the plates or the house.

I have a visitor arriving soon.

Oh! A visitor? Who's that, Robert?

My good friend Jodie.

-She's going to be here very soon.

-Jodie! A-hah!

-Do I know her?

-I don't think so, sir. No, no.

She's coming over for a singing lesson.

Oh! A singing lesson! Yes, she's going...

I know, you don't have to say any more, Robert.

Are you going to teach her to sing?

-No, no, no, no, sir.

-Oh no. Of course not of course not.

I'm going to teach her to sing, aren't I?

-Erm, well...

-Yes. Because I am a fabulous singer.

Now, what kind of singing would she like to do?

Maybe she'd like to sing high like this.

CLEARS THROAT

-HIGH VOICE:

-# Twinkle, twinkle little star

# How I wonder what you a-a-are. #

SMASHING GLASS

LAUGHTER

-Or maybe she'd like to sing low.

-CLEARS THROAT

-LOW VOICE:

-# Twinkle, twinkle little star

# How I wonder what you are. #

FOGHORN SOUNDS

LAUGHTER

-No, sir.

-Oh, I know! Of course, silly me.

Maybe she wants to sing like an opera singer.

CLEARS THROAT

# Twinkle, twinkle little star

# How I wonder

# What you ARRRE! #

Oof!

Well?

No, sir. You see...

It doesn't matter, Robert.

You see, any style, any place,

Justin will teach her to sing perfectly.

Very good, sir.

-Yes, erm, when is she coming?

-She'll be here any moment.

DING-DONG!

-The door! Would you get that, sir?

-Yes, of course I will, sir.

Wait a second! I'm not a robot. That's your job!

I'm too busy being excited.

Jodie's coming! Jodie's coming!

All right, calm down.

All right, I'll get the door.

DING-DONG!

Coming! Hold your horses.

Hi, Jodie. Welcome... Wah!

Special Dee-livery!

-Hello, everyone!

-Hi, Dee!

It's not Jodie, it's Dee.

Wow, Dee, I like the skates.

Pretty stylish.

Ha-ha-ha! Thank you very much, Justin.

Hey, Robert.

Is she here yet?

-No, not yet, Dee.

-Ooh.

Hang on a minute. Do you know Jodie, Dee-dee-dee-dee?

Oh, yes. I can't believe she's coming round here!

Yes, she's coming for a singing lesson with me, don't you know?

Anyway, is that my Justin Times there?

Oh! Silly me!

I forgot to deliver the paper. There you are.

Oh. There you are.

There you are. Hey!

That's me, isn't it? Right, sorry.

Let's have a look what it says, shall we?

Robert!

Why didn't you tell me about this earlier today?

Look. Today, everyone, is Sing A Song Day!

BOTH: # Sing A Song Day!

# Sing A Song Day!

# Sing A Song Day! Sing A Song Day!

# Si-ing A Song! #

# Sing A Song Day... # Hey, what?

-We're done.

-Oh, all right.

Anyway, while you boys wait for Jodie, I best be on my way.

Loads more Dee-liveries to make!

Cheerio, everyone! # I'll be back soooon! #

Bye, Dee.

Be back soon? That's a very familiar song.

# I don't know, somehow I'll miss you, Dee... #

Now, the thing is, Jodie is coming over for a singing lesson

so she's going to want to sing a song, isn't she?

-Well, yes, sir.

-Any ideas?

-I wonder what we can find. Hang on.

Oh, this is a classic.

HIGH PITCH: # Oh, for the wings, for the wings of the dove

# Far away, far away I would rove... #

-May I join you?

-Fly with me on the wings of music.

# Oh, for the wings, for the wings of a dove

# Far away, far away would I rove... #

What do you think? What do you think, Little Monster?

-Oh!

-Oh, dear.

-I thought it was a very good song.

-I thought it was a good song but I don't think it's Jodie.

-No.

-Can I try one?

-All right. It's very delicate equipment.

-How about this one?

-Oh! Oh!

# You ain't nothing but a chicken Come on, everyone

# Trying to lay an egg - yeah!

# You ain't nothing but a chicken - come on!

# Trying to lay an egg - wiggle your bottoms!

# If you can't lay an egg you're not a friend of mine... #

Yeah, all right! Hey, hey, hey!

# Yeah! Woah-ho-ho. #

Now, that's what I'd call a song, Robert. Yeah, all right.

So tell me, Little Monster,

what did you think of my cool rock'n'roll song?

-Oh! I don't think he liked it, sir.

-I don't believe it!

I spent weeks on that one.

I was doing all this, I was going, # Woah-ho-ho... #

Oh! Oh, your trousers, sir. Quick, quick.

I'd better go and slip into something more comfortable

-for when, erm...

-Jodie!

-..Jodie arrives, yes.

-See you in a minute, Robert. Uh-huh-huh!

-Yes. Oh!

Oh, dear. That's the fifth time this week.

You see, Justin thinks he's going to be giving Jodie a singing lesson.

But he isn't. She's coming over to give ME a singing lesson.

And to say thank you,

I have cooked her this lovely, delicious lemon cake.

It's her favourite. And it... Wait, wait, wait.

Little Monster, you can have a piece later if you're very, very good.

Are you going to be good, Little Monster?

-Yes, all right, that's my Little Monster.

-Oh, Robert!

I can't find another pair of trousers.

-Oh, sir, no, they're upstairs.

-What?

-They're upstairs.

-Where are they?

-They're are upstairs. Come on.

-Yeah, but I'm trying to find my trousers.

I'm so sorry. Go get your trousers on. I'm so sorry about that. Whoa!

Oh, where's my cake gone? Who took it?

-CHILDREN:

-Little Monster!

Little Monster! I might have known! Little Monster,

you give that cake back!

Where is she? Little Monster, that cake was for Jodie. Oh, dear.

You won't get away with this, Little Monster.

I'll catch you, Little Monster!

-Hello, Robert.

-Jodie, hello! It's very nice to see you.

I was just...

Ah!

There, do come in.

Oh!

It's not much, but we call it home. Take a seat.

Oh, I like it! It's very lived in.

Mind you, I don't like places that are too tidy, do you?

Tidy? Oh, no. I mean, whoever has time for cleaning?

Exactly!

Yes, now, would you like a cup of tea?

I've baked... Oh, rather I DID bake a cake. Erm...

Robert! Yes, I've found a pair of trousers, that's fine,

but I haven't got a belt so every time I go like that...

Oh! No! No! There's a lady! There's a lady present!

-Oh!

-Well, where's my belt?

-It's upstairs, sir.

You know where they are, I've shown you enough.

-Now, Jodie, would you like a cup of tea?

-Oh, I'd love a cuppa, Robert.

-Well, I shall go and pop the kettle on.

-Oh, great.

Oh, I've had a few ideas about your singing lesson.

Ooh, ooh, ooh! As have I!

Right, we need something that everyone can join in with.

-Absolutely, absolutely.

-Something fun!

-Oh, yes.

Oh!

Hello! Is this a friend of yours?

Hmm, sometimes.

Little Monster, where's the cake?

Little Monster?

Hello! I'm Jodie.

Yes, oh, yes. Little Monster, this is Jodie Prenger, the famous singer.

She has come here for Sing A Song day.

# Sing a song day!

# Sing a song day!

# Sing a song day! Sing a song day!

# Sing a song! #

# Si-i-ing a so... #

-Has it finished?

-Yeah, it's finished.

Oh, I don't believe it. Hi. You must be, er, Jackie?

-Jodie.

-Bless you.

-Thank you.

Excuse me. Robert's told me all about you.

-Oh!

-Yes, you've come here for a singing lesson with me, yes, yes.

-No, sir, it's just...

-Robert, it's OK. I'll take it from here.

-If you can go into the kitchen and make us a nice cup of tea.

-Right.

-It's just that...

-Yes, yes, it's all right, don't worry. There we go.

Excuse Robert. Now then, Janey...

-Jodie.

-Yes. Would you care to sit down?

-Oh!

There. May I?

Oh!

We're bonding already, Robert!

Oh, yes, yes.

SPRINGS BOING

-Ah!

-Ooh!

THEY LAUGH

I, erm, I see that you've met Little Monster already?

She looks like she's taken a shine to you.

-Oh, and I've taken a little shine to her, too.

-Oh, yes.

Now, Jodie...

-Yes?

-Have you done any singing before? No, no?

-Erm...

No, I thought so. Don't be worried because,

probably Robert's told you, but I'm a fabulous singer!

So, let the singing lesson begi-i-in!

Singing already!

Now, it's very, very important to find the right song for you, Jodie.

-Yes, so what would you suggest?

-Well, I've got one up my sleeve.

It goes a little bit like this...

# You ain't nothing but a... #

Not the chicken song!

Ooh. All right, Jodie.

-Listen, I do have another little song up my sleeve.

-Yeah?

I think it's apt. Robert!

-Lights, please.

-Oh, for goodness' sake.

# I have a little song just for you.

For me?

# Just for you

# Just for you

# For you are the one I've written this song for

# You are the one I sing-a-ling-along for

HE SIGHS

# Who, who, who?

# Just you, you, you! #

-I'm going to go for it!

-I think you should!

# Nobody makes me feel this way

# Nobody makes me sing all day

# But you

# Jackie

# Jodie!

# Yes, you, Jeannie!

# Jodie!

# I hear you now

# Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie

# Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie

Ooh!

# It's Jodie, Jodie, Jodie, Jodie

# Jodie, Jodie, Jodie, Jodie! #

-Pardon?

-Jodie.

-Oh, what's in a name?

I'm going for the bridge.

# Sing-a-ling-a-ling-a Ling-a-ling-a-ling-a

# Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a Ling-a-ling-a-ling!

# Sing it, sing it, sing-a-ling-a-ling

# Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a Ling-a-ling-a-ling

# It's just for you! #

SHE LAUGHS

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

# Ooh-ooh-ooh!

# It's just for...

# One, two, three, four

# R, S, T...

# You. #

Now, that should give you some idea of what we can achieve today.

Oh, thank you very much.

Wait, wait, wait, woah, woah, woah!

You can't drink before a singing lesson! What is it, tea?

I'll just put this over here.

HE SLURPS

-Ah, very nice.

-Oh! Lemon cake, my favourite!

Oh, it's delicious!

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!

Jodie, that's even worse, eating cake!

You're getting all icky sticky in your, erm, you know, your singy bit.

-But that's...

-No, no, no, Jodie. I'll demonstrate, shall I?

See, you eat this and then you go...

# La-la-la-la-la-la...

Ooooh!

Ooh, I do like a bit of lemon cake. It's my favourite.

I'll tell you what, we'll put it over here, Jodie,

and once you've sung for us you can have a little piece as a reward.

Oh, well!

Now, do you have a song, any song that you know,

-that you can sing for us?

-Ooh, I think I do!

Oh!

-How about this one?

-Don't be nervous.

Take your time, now.

# I'd do anything

# For you, dear, anything

# For you mean everything to me

# I know that I'd go anywhere

# For your smile, anywhere

# For your smile everywhere I'd see

# Would you lace my shoe?

# Anything!

# Paint your face bright blue?

# Anything!

# Catch a kangaroo?

# Anything!

# Go to Timbuktu?

# And back again!

# I'd risk everything

# For one kiss, everything

# Yes, I'd do anything

-# Anything?

-# Anything for you! #

Oh! I'm never washing again!

What do you think to that, singing teacher?

HE JIBBERS

Sir? Little Monster, what did you think?

Yeah!

Oh, Jodie Prenger, you're a star, a 24-carat gold star!

Hang on, hang on.

Robert, Robert, could we have a private meeting, please?

-Of course.

-Did you just say Jodie who?

-Jodie Prenger.

-The star of the musicals?!

-Yes, that's right, West End.

-Sold out everywhere?!

Oh, yes, standing ovations.

Thanks a lot.

I'm sorry, Jodie, I had no idea it was you.

Oh, don't worry about it, Justin, it happens all the time.

Oh, and there was me trying to give you a singing lesson!

HE LAUGHS

CAKE SQUELCHES

-The cake!

-My cake!

-The cake!

What do you think of that, Little Monster?

I knew you'd find that funny. Oh, dear, look at me! Oh!

Well I think, sir, we should wrap up now with a song, don't you?

Well, I don't know if I can sing now, Robert.

Oh, come on, sir, of course you can.

Well, oh, I'm a little bit embarrassed, to be honest with you.

-Oh, but singing's fun, Justin!

-Yes, come on.

Do you want to hear Justin sing again?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

We all want to hear him sing, don't we?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

Oh, thanks, everyone! You're really my friends.

All right, but Jodie, it's your choice.

Oh! Well, seeing as I've had such a great time in the house

and you've made me feel so welcome,

why don't we all sing Consider Yourself At Home?

Oh, that's a great song!

-Well, consider it done!

-Very good, sir!

Do you see what he did there? That was very good!

Robert! There you go.

-Jodie, there we are.

-Oh, thank you.

-Right then.

-There we go.

Robert, ahem, fire up ye old RMP1 player.

Oh, yes, sir. Cranking up now!

-And...hit it!

-Hitting it!

Come on, everyone! Join in! Here we go!

# Consider yourself at home

# Consider yourself one of the family

# We've taken to you so strong

# It's clear we're going to get along

# Consider yourself well in

# Consider yourself part of the furniture

# There isn't a lot to spare

# Who cares? Whatever we've got we share!

# If it should chance to be we should see some harder days

# Empty larder days

# Why grouse?

# Always a chance we'll meet somebody to foot the bill

# And the drinks are on the house! #

Mine's an orange juice!

# Consider yourself our mate

# We don't want to have no fuss

# For after some consideration, we can state

# Consider yourself one of us!

# Consider yourself

# At home

# Consider yourself

# One of the family

# We've taken to you

# So strong

# It's clear we're going to get along

# Consider yourself

# Well in

# Consider yourself

# Part of the furniture

# We haven't a lot to spare

# Who cares? Whatever we've got we share!

# If it should chance to be we should see some harder days

# Empty larder days

# Why grouse?

# Always a chance we'll meet somebody to foot the bill

-# Then the drinks are on the house!

-I'll have a lemonade!

# Consider yourself our mate

# We don't want to have no fuss

# For after some consideration, we can state

# Consider yourself

-# Consider yourself

-# Consider yourself

# One of us! #

APPLAUSE

Very good, everybody!

Well done, everyone!

Has everyone had a good time today?

-CHILDREN:

-Yeah!

Well, let me hear the biggest cheer ever for our special guest, Jodie!

CHEERING

Let's hear it for Dee!

CHEERING

-For Robert!

-Oh, oh, thank you!

CHEERING

And, of course, the Artful Little Monster!

CHEERING

And consider yourself at home in...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

We'll see you again soon! Bye-bye!

-Did you like the show?

-I loved it when it was Sing A Song day.

It was funny when Justin's trousers fell down.

I liked it when Jodie and Robert sang together.

I liked it when Little Monster kept replacing the plates.

It was so funny.

Thanks for watching Justin's House!

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