The Wishing Wardrobe Justin's House

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

# There's Robert and Dee and Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# Heeeeeee's Justin! #

-# And this is my place... #

-HONK!

Sing it!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's...

# Justin's House! #

# Scrub and polish Wash and cleaning

# Justin's house The shiniest thing... # Oh!

Oh, hello little monster, how are you?

What's that? What, all of our friends are here?

Oh!

Well, charge my batteries and my joints,

I was so busy cleaning I didn't see you.

-Well, hello, everybody!

-ALL: HELLO!

-And welcome to...

-ALL: JUSTIN'S HOUSE!

Yes, Justin's house.

You know, I've had the busiest morning cleaning.

Oh, I really have.

I've been cleaning cupboards, plates, windows, socks,

but it's been very tricky cos I couldn't find my bucket

so I had to use this instead, but I don't know what it is.

-ALL: A HAT!

-It's what? A rat?

-It doesn't have a tail or whiskers. It's a what?

-ALL: HAT!

Oh, a hat!

Well, if you say so.

I also found these as well.

Yes, I call them my pongy polishers.

I've been cleaning Justin's house with these.

Oh, and I also found this, it was with the hat,

but I don't know what it is, I think it's a back scratcher.

-What do you think it is?

-ALL: A WAND!

-A what?

Ooh!

How did that get there?!

That's the most extraordinary thing I've ever seen.

Did you see that?

Ooh!

Well, swivel me cogs, it's me duster!

How did that get there? Well, I wonder if Justin knows.

-Have you seen Justin this morning?

-ALL: NO!

-Where is he? Can you see him?

-ALL: THERE!

-Zzzzz.

-He's where?

-Oh, oh, he's asleep again.

-Zzzzz.

We need to wake him, so we're going to shout,

"Wakey-wakey, Justin," after three, ready? One, two, three...

ALL: Wakey-wakey, Justin!

-Zzzz.

-No, he's still asleep up there.

Oh! Ay-ya-ya-ya!

-Oh, oh!

-Hey!

What happened, Robert, I was just having a dream

and I dreamt about all of these friends of mine woke me up. Ah!

Hey, hiya, everyone!

ALL: HELLO!

Ah, good to see you and welcome to...

ALL: JUSTIN'S HOUSE!

-Yeah. Hi, Robert.

-Hello, sir.

-What are you going to be doing today?

-Sir, I need your help.

Oh, what with?

Well, I couldn't find my bucket, so I've been using this this morning.

-Oh, but that's not a bucket is that everyone?

-ALL: NO!

No, no, that is a hat, but it's a special hat. That is a magic hat!

-Oh, a magic hat!

-Yes, it belongs to my friend Katie.

I found this with the hat, everybody says it's a wand.

It IS a wand, it is a magic wand, isn't it?

ALL: YEAH!

Because Katie, well, she can cook AND she can do magic with it too.

-Well, I found these, are these Katie's?

-Yes, they're... AH!

No, they're my spotty pants!

Don't worry about those.

Robert, I'm just coming down to say hello properly.

-Very good, sir, very good.

-See you in a minute.

All right, sir. Oh, dear.

Oh...it...seems...that...I've... found...your...bucket...Robert! Ah!

-Ah, what is going on?

-Sir, you found my bucket.

-I did, Robert, where are you?

-Sir, I'm over here.

No, no, follow the sound of my voice.

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Ah, oh! Oh dear.

-Who put the lights on? I don't know.

Ah, look, there are my friends. Hello, everyone!

ALL: HELLO!

-Are you ready to sing?

-ALL: YES!

-Come on then, up on your feet!

-Come on, everybody.

Fire up the old RMP1 player, Robert.

-Firing up, sir.

-And hit it!

Hitting it.

-Let's see you dancing, come on!

-Here we go.

-Yeah!

-Woo-hoo!

Yeah, all right!

-Wiggle those bottoms!

-Here we go!

It's a party! Here we go!

-# Justin's house

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's house

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's house

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house, woo!

# There's Robert and Dee And little monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# Here's Justin!

Yeah!

# And this is my place

-Here we go!

-Come on!

-Everybody!

-# Justin's house

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's house

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's house

-Is the place you want to play in

# Everybody's welcome here In Justin's house, woo!

-# We sing here

-# And dance here

# Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

-# Your funny and sunny

-Put a smile on my face

-# You're brilliant

-Yay!

# You really are ace! #

-Here we go!

-Sing along!

-Here we go!

-# Justin's house

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's house

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's house

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here In Justin's house... #

-One more time!

-Here we go!

-# Justin's house

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's house

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's house

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here In Justin's house

# Everybody's welcome here In Justin's house

# Justin's house. #

-Woo!

-Well done, everybody.

-Let's have a big cheer!

-Hooray!

DOORBELL RINGS

-Is that the door?

-Would you get that, sir?

Yes, of course, sir. I was just wondering when my... Wait a second!

That's your job.

Now I have my bucket back I must get on with my cleaning.

-Er...

-DOORBELL RINGS

All right, I'll get it. Hold your horses. Coming. I wonder who it is.

Let's see, shall we?

Oh, it's Dee.

Special Dee-livery.

-Robert, out of the way!

-Oh no, sir!

No! Oh no!

No! Oh, dear!

Oh, dear.

-Thank you, Robert.

-I'm sorry, Justin.

I have here your latest, up-to-date-est Justin Times.

-There you are.

-Thank you very much, Dee.

-Thank you very much, Robert.

-Oh, that's me.

-Well, have fun, everyone.

I'll see you all later. Bye-bye!

-ALL:

-Bye!

-Bye, Dee.

Oh, it's lovely to sit down. Are you going to join me?

-May I, sir?

-Of course you can.

All right, sir.

-Dong!

-Oh!

-Dong!

-Oh!

-Dong!

-Oh!

Shall we see what's inside the Justin Times, everyone?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Right, I'll have a look.

Sorry, Robert. Sorry.

It says here that 13 toilets have gone missing in Justin Town.

-Really, sir?

-Yes. It says the police have nothing to go on.

LAUGHTER

-What about the front page? Shall we have a look?

-Yes, sir.

-Look, it's dressing up day.

-Oh!

-It's dressing up day.

-Three.

-Dressing up day.

-Two.

-Dressing up.

-One.

-What's dressing up day?

-And there it is.

Well, dressing up day is when you can dress up

-in your favourite costume, isn't it?

-ALL:

-Yes!

I could be a...

HE MAKES A GALLOPING SOUND

Yee-ha! Howdy, Robert.

-ALL:

-A cowboy!

-Opera singer?

-No.

-No, not an opera singer. What is it?

-ALL:

-A cowboy!

-A cowboy. Of course.

-Or, of course, I could be... Ha-har!

I be Black Beard.

-Dinner lady. It's a dinner lady.

-A dinner lady?! Who is it?

-ALL:

-A pirate!

It's a pirate.

Listen, Robert, Little Monster, she's going to love dressing up.

-Shall we tell her?

-Yes, well, I saw her earlier in the clock, sir.

-Where is she? If you see her can you shout out?

-Will you?

-ALL:

-There!

-Yes, sir, she's in the clock.

-We've got something to tell you.

Oh, no! Where has she gone to?

-ALL:

-There!

Little Monster, wait, we've got something to tell you!

-ALL:

-There!

-Where?

-The teapot. Little Monster!

-ALL:

-There!

I'll tell you what, I was so looking forward

to telling Little Monster.

-ALL:

-There! There!

-Oh!

-Well, I think she already "nose", sir.

-Oh, look.

What has Little Monster dressed up as?

BEEP BEEP!

-ALL:

-A clown!

You look fantastic, Little Monster. Well, that's you sorted out.

But what about me, Robert?

Fear not. I will apply my supercomputer brain to the problem.

If the personality of the person is coefficient with the character

-that they wish to be.

-A-ha!

If the personality of the coefficient in the wiring

will always be the same... Oh!

If we put spoons in the equation, it would be silly.

If we could Witherspoon to the equation that would...

Oh!

Robert, I just have had the best idea,

and I think I know who I'm going to dress up as.

-Well, very good, sir.

-I'll be back in a jiffy.

-All right, all right.

-Are you all right, sir?

-Yes, I'm very well, thank you.

-Oh.

I wonder what I could be? Oh, dear. But do you know what?

I'm going to think while I tidy

because tidying always helps me to think.

Did you just see that? All the paper went into the hat.

PHONE RINGS

Oh, well, that will have to wait. There's the phone. Phone? No.

Phone? No. Hello? No. There's one of my five a day.

Of course, the banana.

Hello, Robert here, learned servant and friend of Justin.

How can I help you?

Oh, it's Katie. Of course, Katie. Say hello to Katie, everybody.

-ALL:

-Hello, Katie!

Now, Katie, what can I do for you?

MIMICS KATIE

You're coming over to pick up your magic wand and hat?

That's wonderful. Did you know it's dressing up day?

-HIGH PITCHED:

-Really?

Yes, I'll tell you more about it when you get here. All right. Bye.

-HIGH PITCHED:

-Bye, I love you.

I feel very strongly about you too.

Before Katie gets here why don't we play with her magic wand

and see if it really is magic?

Shall we do that?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Good. I've got just the thing.

Why don't we see if I can make her hat disappear?

There is nothing up my left sleeve, nothing up my right sleeve.

And...

HE GABBLES

Ooh, look, it worked. That is wonderful.

I just waved my magic wand like this and it...

LAUGHTER

The hat's come back. But oh dear, it's bigger.

I'd better put it back to the way it was. All right, here goes.

HE GABBLES

It didn't do anything, did it? No, wait, there's something in here.

There's Justin's clothes in here.

Oh dear, and they're bigger too. Wait a minute.

I think I know who I'm going to be.

Ha-ha-ha! Katie's hat can stay like this.

I'm sure she won't notice.

# I know who I'm going to be

# I know who I'm going to be. #

Ha-ha! Wonderful!

DOORBELL

Justin? Hello? Justin? Justin?

Ah, hello, everyone.

Great to see you in...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

Do you know where Justin is?

THEY SHOUT

He's getting... What about Robert? I wonder where Robert is. Robert?

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

Robert? Robert? He doesn't seem to be here either.

Hold on. That's my hat.

And my magic wand.

What's happened to my hat? It looks different.

Hold on a minute, I'll put it on.

Oh no, it's... Who put the lights out?

I can't se anything. Hello?

-Hey, Katie! You've made it.

-Hello?

I'm over here. What are you...? Agh!

I'm so sorry. Oh I'm sorry. I let myself in,

but I can't find Justin anywhere, Robert.

Robert? I'm not... Oh, hang on a minute. Ahem!

-MIMICS ROBERT:

-Yes, hello, Katie, I am Robert. Ha-ha-ha!

It's lovely to see you.

Are you looking forward to dressing up?

I am, you said it's dressing up day, but I don't have anything to wear.

Well, maybe I can help. I'll go and call Mr Clobber, the costumier.

I'm sure he can help you.

Won't be a second. Now, ah yes, the number's 2. Hello, Mr Clobber.

MIMICS MR CLOBBER

Could you send a costume over for my friend Katie?

-SQUEAKS:

-What would you like?

What would I like? Surprise me.

Yes, all right, I'll see you later. Bye.

-SQUEAKS:

-Bye.

Your costume's on the way. Are you excited and surprised?

I'm very excited about that. I love surprises.

I think you're just about to get another one!

-Hey!

-It's Justin!

-Oh, Justin, great to see you.

-But I'm not...

Yes, yes, it's Justin.

Oh...yeah, I'm Justin! Hello, everybody!

-ALL:

-Hello.

Hello, and welcome to...

-ALL:

-Justin's House.

That's right, it's my house.

That's right! Ha-ha! I was just telling Katherine

about that funny cheek wobble thing you do.

-Oh, yeah! My cheek-wobble.

-Do it!

Wibble-wobble, wibble-wobble!

Sir, how do you do that? It's hurting my face.

It hurts my face too when I do it.

Oh, Robert!

Robert, where is...

Oh, yes! I'm Robert.

Sorry, sir. What was it?

Fire up the old RMP-1 player, Robert!

Firing up, sir.

SIREN WAILS

Oh.

And...hit it!

Oh, yes, hitting it, sir!

PHRRRRT!

Ooh.

CHILDREN LAUGH

Hold on a minute! What's going on here, everyone?

THEY ALL SHOUT

-Wait a minute!

-No, no, no, no, no.

This is Justin.

Yeah, Justin, yeah!

No, no, no. That's Robert.

-CHILDREN:

-No!

Are you telling me that they've swapped?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

Oh, Katie, we were tricking you, weren't we, Robert?

-Yes.

-At least you two have got your outfits for dressing up day,

I haven't got anything to wear! What shall I wear?

DOORBELL RINGS

A-ha! This could be your answer.

I'll get it, Robert.

Special delivery!

Oh, wow!

Here we go!

One wishing wardrobe for dressing up day!

-To you, Dee!

-To Dee!

-To you.

-To Dee.

-To you.

-To Dee.

-To you.

-To Dee.

Well done, guys. Look at this, everyone,

it's a wishing wardrobe. Well done, Dee.

You're welcome! Well, have fun!

I'll see you all soon. Bye, everyone!

-ALL:

-Bye!

Ooh-ooh! A wishing wardrobe,

a wishing wardrobe. What's a wishing wardrobe?

Robert! Well, a wishing wardrobe is when you make a wish

and you may just get the costume that you wished for.

Oh, brilliant!

What shall I wish for then?

Should we ask our friends? What do you think Katie should dress up as?

THEY ALL SHOUT

A superhero!

I would love to be a superhero,

I've always wanted to be a superhero!

OK. Right, ready?

I wish to be a superhero!

Shall we see if it's worked? Right.

Oh! What's this everyone?

-ALL:

-Pirate!

Hang on a minute, it's not a superhero, it's a pirate.

But wow, it's a really good pirate costume.

But I didn't want to be a pirate, Justin, I wanted to be a superhero.

Well, why don't you give it a go, Katie, come on.

OK, I'll give it a go just for you, you ready?

-Yes, yes, give it OK.

-Right, I'll try.

-Harr, me hearties! Ha, ha, ha!

-Aye!

-That was very good.

-No, I'm not a good pirate.

-I'd be a much better superhero.

-All right.

-Well, why don't you have another wish?

-OK.

-All right.

I wish for a superhero's outfit.

ZAP!

Let's see if it's worked this time. What's this one?

-CHILDREN:

-Gorilla!

-Yes, it's a gorilla outfit.

Oh, I didn't want a gorilla's outfit. I wanted a superhero outfit.

-Oh, go on. Give it a try.

-All right, I'll give it a try.

Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah!

CHILDREN LAUGH

No, I don't think so. Katie, I think you be a pirate.

-No, sir. A gorilla.

-No, a pirate.

-No, a gorilla.

-No, a pirate...

What's wrong with the wishing wardrobe?

Why isn't it working?

CHILDREN SHOUT

Little Monster, you cheeky little thing!

Give me that magic wand, please.

Thank you.

Hocus pocus, piggle pop.

Robert and Justin, stop, stop stop.

MAGIC SWOOSH

Oh! Of course!

I know what I can be and it's much better than a superhero.

I've got a wand

and look at this. Ha ha! I've got a hat, so I can be a...

-CHILDREN:

-Magician!

Yeah! I can be a magician.

For my first trick, ladies and gentlemen, watch this.

I'm going to shrink my hat. Are you ready for a trick?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

OK. You ready, Little Monster? Watch this. OK. Ready?

MAGIC TINKLING SOUND

Oh, there it is! Look at that!

My very own magician's hat and it's a perfect fit.

All I need now is a magician's outfit.

Come on, wishing wardrobe. I wish for a magician's outfit.

ZAP!

Fingers crossed, everyone! Let's hope I've got one.

Ah! Yes! Oh, look at that.

A beautiful magicians cape, and my favourite colour purple too.

I'll just put this on. Here we go.

And I've got my hat. Oh! Have I forgotten something?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

-Yes, we're over here.

-Ah!

-OK, boys. Coming to the rescue. Ready?

ZAP!

-A pirate.

-Gorilla, sir.

-No, pirate.

-Gorilla.

-Oh, wait a second.

Look at Katie. She's got a fabulous costume on.

-Oh, wonderful.

-Katie, we're all ready.

Little Monster is going to go as a...

-CHILDREN:

-Clown!

-That's right.

I'm going to be Robert. Ha, ha, ha!

-I'm going as Justin.

-Yeah.

And I'm going to go as a magician.

-Very good!

-Justin, where did you say the dressing up day was?

It's over at...Oh!

Hang on, I didn't read that part. Shall we look in the Justin Times?

-Good idea.

-The last time I saw it, it was in the hat.

The hat? Oh, well, don't worry about that.

-A-hem!

-Ooh!

-Ready?

Hocus pocus, piggle pat.

Pop the paper out of the hat.

MAGIC SWOOSH

Yeah, a round of applause!

CHILDREN CHEER

Thank you. What does it say, Katie?

Dressing-up day at the Justin Town Hall tomorrow...

BOTH: Tomorrow?!

Oh, no!

Oh, that is just...brilliant!

-BOTH:

-Brilliant?!

Yeah. Because we can dress up again tomorrow!

Yeah!

Let's show off our clothes with a song.

Come on, everyone. Up on your feet.

It's the copying song. Sing along with me.

# Here's a game that we can play

# When I sing, you sing the same way

# Copy me and you will see

# If you are better than me... #

You ready, Katie? Here we go.

-# We go hey, hey, hey

-# Hey, hey, hey

-# Ho, ho, ho

-# Ho, ho, ho

-# We say hi-i-i-gh

-# Hi-i-igh

-# And lo-o-ow

-# Lo-o-o-w

# Hey, yeah

# Here's a game that we can play

# When I sing, you sing the same way

# Copy me and you will see

# If you are better than me... #

-All right. Ready, Robert?

-Yes.

-# We go yo, yo, yo

-# Yo, yo, yo

-# Yay, yay, yay

-# Yay, yay, yay

-# Fast, fast, fast

-# Fast, fast, fast

-# Slo-o-ow

-# Slo-o-ow

# Yay-y-y, yeah

# Here's a game that we can play

# When I sing, you sing the same way

# Copy me and you will see

# If you really are better than me... #

Animal noises, everyone. Here we go.

# We go ra-a-arr

# Ra-a-ar!

-# Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah

-# Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah

-# We go...

-TRUMPETS

-# Snap, snap, snap

-# Snap, snap, snap... #

-Yeah. Come on, animal noises again.

-Louder.

-# We go ra-a-arr

-# Ra-a-arr

-# We go oh, oh, ah, ah, ah

-# Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah

-# We go...

-TRUMPETS

-# We go snap, snap, snap

-# Snap, snap, snap... #

Give yourselves a big cheer!

CHILDREN CHEER

# Ye-e-eah! #

-Did you enjoy that song?

-CHILDREN:

-Yeah!

Bye, everyone. See you next time in...

-CHILDREN:

-Justin's House!

Which part of the show did you like best?

I liked it when Robert dressed up as Justin.

I like it when Katie dressed up as a magician.

I loved Little Monster's clown hat.

I loved Justin's banana.

-Thanks for watching...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

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